Attempting to be funny with stupid shit like this is *my* therapy.
Based on stolen from this post
Which is actually v sweet, I'm just full of dumb hyperfixations
This is too funny to me so I'm making a separate post for it lmao
You WILL play fair if old man Mikey is around, otherwise no one is responsible for the consequences. And I don't think you're ready for the consequences.
Rise! Mikey, on his last straw: Listen here you little shits. I am this close to Dr. Delicate Touch. And NO ONE likes Dr. Delicate Touch. So you’re going to. Sit down. And listen. Got it?
The 2012 Gang, fearing for their life: Y-yes sir.
Rise! Mikey: Good. That’s what I thought. You’re going to process your emotions in a healthy way, whether you all like it or not.
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Meanwhile, the Rise! Gang watching from the doorway:
Rise! Raph: Should-should we help them?
Leo: No. No I wanna see where this goes.
Donnie: I want to see them cry. It’s going to be wonderful.
April, recording: I almost feel sorry for them. Almost. Poor guys should’ve ran the moment Mikey got on the turtleneck.
So with it being canon that the Rise turtles find it absolutely disgusting and embarrassing to know that their dad had a dating life and gag when hearing him talk about lovey dovey stuff…
I wanna see their reactions of meeting their 2012 counterparts and seeing how they all are just like their father, talking so lovey dovey about their crushes/girlfriends.