#Drug Restaurant

[stonedghostguy]

the way i need to get high with my girlfriend while wearing nothing but her hoodie and i start humping her cock while she pets my hair and calls me a good boy and i eventually give in to it and let her take over and fuck me properly bc im just her dumb little stoned puppy who needs her to take care of me and then we go get burger king i mean. uh. what. who said that.

[kugisakiss]

Au where Conan is a weed dealer. Cue him sitting inside Kogoro's office and laughing calmly with bloodshot, red eyes while smoking.

taking down the B.O. the "normal" way is taking too long. Conan and Haibara are going to build a criminal empire so large it will chase them out of business and they're going to start it by selling meth without getting caught because who would even suspect them?

[the-purple-auxiliatrix]

hey kid you wanna my treed (troll weed)

( can u tell I like Bruce more)

Damn Delta, back at it again with the MS Paint trolls

[bruciemilf]

Okay but TJ being a doctor like Thomas but an at home one and he would be Batman when desperately needs him to be (Bruce is sick or hurt or away on business for example)

This makes so much sense for some reason and it seems canon to me

I hear you but chaotic deli owner TJ is so near and dear to me, — don’t get me wrong, guy is canonically a genius, and he FOR SURE hooks Bruce up with the latest tech (thanks to Lucius too, ofc. They’re science bros)

I truly do think TJ wakes up every morning , and his first thought is “hm how can I make Pop twist in his grave today” and just. Does it. Alfred has to live with the fact that his boys are walking disasters, and he wouldn’t change them for the world

[scentofpines]

i got an email today from my uni that was sent to all students from the faculty i'm in and it's a job offer for a project from the uni's school museum where they catalogue and analyze old school note/exercise books from 1820-1950s and...idk i should probably apply right??? They're not even asking for a CV (mine would be empty), how often do you get that lmao. And it's only 6 hours a week, starting this October and the project is supposed to last 3 months and there is a possibilty of the museum hiring you for longer. And i mean, if it sucks i guess i can push through the 3 months? should i do it ahhhh my panic brain is screaming but it's not often that there is a job offer that is that nice

[wingsofhcpe]

me watching hilson vids & looking at gifsets/fanart is 20% like "awww look at them they're so in love my heart is gonna melt" and 80% of "ok but how the fuck did we even get there to begin with what is wrong with those two", and THAT'S how you know a ship is top tier.

[nixotinix]

Monster High incorrect quotes but it's conversations I've genuinely had with my fast food coworkers: part one

Deuce: Do you ever wonder how many stripper's thongs your money has been in? Clawd: All the time. Hey, did you know that there's a 14% chance that any paper bill has been used to snort something? Holt: Wait, so you're telling me that if I take a dollar bill, stretch it out, and sniff it, there's a 14% chance I get cocaine? Deuce: There's a pretty good chance you'll get herpes. Holt: You know what, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

[retropopcult]

"Portuguese-American communities in California. Main Street (East 14th at Callan) in San Leandro.".  With a rare Graham Hollywood automobile parked at the curb lower right.  Photographed April 1942 by Russell Lee for the Foreign Information Service of the U.S. Office of Coordinator of Information.

[italianhorror]

worst part of restaurant work is smelling like the food when u get home. i immediately have to soak my butter covered skin

[localgardenweed]

Happy 420 everyone, i hope you all have a epic awesome sauce swagtastic days

[raulfernandez]

Man I miss my 2021 K-rock phase, bring me back please

[absentmoon]

anyways . Uts challenging

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

Look I don't know what the fuck antarctica is.

It's like stuff your ass ain't surviving past though

[pk-smokey]

probably the funniest thing about being a fast food manager is that I can 200% tell when an employee is on that wacky tabacky or w/e, and that's specifically because they are working better than usual. tbh I don't think substance use has had a notable negative impact on any employee (outside of frequent trips to the restroom lol).

that being said, I don't snitch, but I do enforce that everyone under the influence of something has a designated driver. I may be chill but I'm not gonna let someone risk their life like that.

[likeadog]

visiting my cousins in colorado is so wild because theyre just like constantly smoking and/or drinking something like can we slow down why did my breakfast consist of weed tequila a fajita and a coffee