#Duke Thomas

[spicy-apple-pie]

Poor Bruce thought Duke was going to tell him something else and just wanted to be supportive :(

Commission Info / Kofi

[puppetmaster13u]

Hear me out: Demon Batfam but Bruce gets them as babies because people won't stop trying to sacrifice their children and he is So Tired

And it is semi-early Batman Bruce too.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Get busy, ya flope.

Bruce: Flope?

Dick: It means loser, okay?

Dick: It's new slang.

Dick: People are saying it.

Dick: My brothers said so!

[dragonpyre]

Commission for @sreppub who asked for selkie Jason and Duke based of this pic

Commission info ko-fi

[bibibusinessman]

Math sucks

[ahfrickenfrick]

duke: we are not that competitive

alfred: *arching an eyebrow* …most of the current rules for games are because of you and master timothy

tim: i don’t think so

alfred: *pulling up a notepad from seemingly nowhere* april of this past year we had to ban first person shooter games until you stopped hacking the game and glitching everyone’s skins

duke: hahaha, yeah damian was pissed he couldn’t change from peter griffin

alfred: don’t think you’re off the hook master duke, as of two months ago you all lost your privileges playing b.s

duke: we are all physically trained to tell when someone is lying, cass was born to do so, suddenly when i figure out a way to get around it, it’s ‘cheating’

tim: YOU WONT TELL US HOW YOU DO IT

duke: and i’m never going to tell

tim: …when we play mario party later i’m going to kick your ass

alfred: *sighing, pulling out a pen* no more mario party-

tim and duke: WHAT NO-

[leoruby-draws]

Just some cute little doodles of Jason and Cass hanging out with Duke, Riko, and Dax. Hope you like it!

[luizd3ad]

When in Doubt, Blame Damian | Jason x Reader One shot

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 ࣪˖⤷ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ࣪ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 ˖ ⤷

Pairing: Jason Todd x GN! Reader

WC: 928

TW: Swearing, over thinking. It’s mostly kinda fluffy. No use of Y/N.

Author's Note: I got this idea while giving my dog a bath sooo here you go idk lol hope you like it🖤

Summary: You get a dog!! … but you didn’t tell Jason.

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You blamed Damian.

You normally blame Damian for a lot. More than you're willing to admit, sometimes for stuff he wasn't even involved in.

But this time you think it's actually his fault.

How could you not blame him? If he hadn't asked for a ride to the pet store. If he didn't insist that Titus absolutely needed a new friend. If he never put that little puppy in your arms basically forcing you to fall in love with the little baby that was giving you kisses, then you wouldn't be here right now.

You wouldn't be in yours and your boyfriend's apartment trying to figure out how to tell said boyfriend that you guys now had a dog. 

Would Jason be mad? Honestly? You didn't know. The topic of getting a dog or a cat has came up a few times.

He would usually say things like ‘Maybe’ or ‘Now's just probably not a good time’ it was never a definite yes or no.

So maybe it wouldn't be that bad, you thought to yourself trying to give yourself some confidence. 

I mean it was your apartment too. You contributed. And it would feel nice to have something to keep you company while Jason was on patrol or had to go somewhere for a while.

You'd hyped yourself up at this point you had some good arguments lined up for why it was a good idea.

You felt confident about your choice, especially when you looked down at the little puppy sleeping peacefully in his bed that was in your shared bedroom. You got this, you told yourself and you really believed that. You genuinely did.

That was until you heard the front door unlock. 

You rush out the room, closing the door softly trying not to wake up the puppy. 

You walked into the living room to greet Jason who was out all morning and most of the afternoon training with Dick, Cass and Duke. 

“Hey Jay.” You say giving him a soft kiss.

“Hi my love. How was your day?”

Jason says, giving you a tight hug, holding you for a moment. 

“Umm it was you know. It was fine. Hung out with Dames. Nothing crazy you know? How about you?”

You rambled pulling away from Jason trying not to sound suspicious while walking to the couch in the living room. 

Jason gives you a questioning look but ends up just dropping it and following you to the couch.

“It was fine. Just the normal shit. I missed you though.”

Jay pulls you into him while giving you a kiss on your head. You feel kinda guilty at this point.

You don't like keeping things from Jason. He has a lot of trust issues so it was important that you guys had a lot of honesty and communication in your relationship. 

You pull away from Jason and look at him, giving him a slightly guilty look.

“Jay, I have something to tell you. Don't be mad.”

“Did something happen when you were out with the Demon Spawn? Did he do something? What did he say? I'm gonna kick that little brats ass.”

Jason runs his hand through his hair already mad at Damian for whatever Jason thinks he did. 

“Jay calm down Dames didn't technically do anything. I did something, and before you get mad-”

You were interrupted when you heard a puppy bark and a slight clawing sound at the bedroom door and judging by Jasons face he also heard it. 

“What was that?”

“What was what?”

You give a little chuckle, now trying to play it off. Hoping that this isn't how Jason finds out but knowing that it is. 

“Babe Is there a dog here?”

“Um technically..? Yes?”

Jason sighs and gets up to the bedroom and opens the door letting the dog run up to you as he tries to climb up on you. You pick him up, putting him on your lap while he starts playing with your hand. 

“Babe, who’s dog is that?”

“Umm… Ours?”

“When did we get a dog?”

Jason says wide eyed and raises his eyebrows at you.

“It's all Damian's fault! He told me how lonely Titus gets sometimes and I felt bad and just look at how cute he is!”

You try to explain picking the dog up so Jason can look at him.

 “Don't be mad jay..”

You say putting the puppy on the floor so he can run around a little all while you look extremely guilty.

“Mad? Why would I be mad? Wait baby, is this what you were trying to tell me?”

Jason says sitting next to you on the couch while looking at you concerned. 

“Yes… I felt bad making a choice like that without you and I know how you don't like it when people hide stuff from you and I just don't want to make you mad.”

“Baby, I'm not mad. I'm not thrilled that you got a dog without me, especially because it was with the Demon Spawn. But I'm not mad.”

Jason says pulling you into him kissing the top of your head.

“You're not mad? Really?”

“I can't be mad at you baby. You mean everything to me.”

Jason says while the puppy runs up to you guys laying down at your feet.

“I'm still sorry Jay.”

“I know you are, baby. It's okay, promise. Now what's this little guy's name?”

Jason says picking up the puppy and looking at his face while you smile at them.

Maybe you shouldn't blame Damian… this time.

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[rubydubydoo122]

Batfam reacts to their fanon counterparts

Here's the thing....fanon is slowly creeping its way into canon, but sure, I'll bite.

Im not gonna do Bruce because idk what canon version of Bruce we're talking about-- golden age B+ parenting skills or fucking... modern comics where CPS would actually loose their shit.

Dick: (points to Fanon Dick version a) Why are you an actual villian? and why are you (Points to fannon Dick version b) so Dumb-- wait, stop crying, I didn't mean it like that--

Jason: Why Are each of them A charicature of my different traits-- (Looks at fanon-Jason version Attack on Titans Tower) (eye twitches) who the fuck are you

Cass: Are you... just a doll?

Stephanie: Great, I've been reduced to a two dimesional prop, only to exist as Tim's girlfriend, or Cass's Girfriend.

Tim: I think I'm going to die of second-hand embarrassment. This is a loser. Why am I a loser?

Duke: Where... where am I? (Spots fanon Duke) why are you so boring?

Damian: (Spots feral fanon Damian) Now this is just offensive.

In the background, Good Dad Bruce is fighting Bad Dad Bruce, along with the multiple canon Bruces.

[xmultifandomsx]

Olympics AU

Dick is a gymnast (duh)

Jason is a boxer

Steph and Cass are a tennis doubles team

Tim skateboards (reluctantly)

Duke does beach volleyball

Damian is a fencer (again duh)

Bruce is a retired Olympic Fencing gold medalist who coaches Damian but has encouraged all of his children to pursue their athletics to the highest level. Some of them (like Jason who he rescued from an abusive coach) he's found through the Olympics. So he's like known in the space for just having a shit town of incredibly gifted children who he's really proud of. Tim, who had always preferred computers over sports, found he actually enjoyed skateboarding but knew his parents would hate it. His mom and dad were an Olympic skier and snowboarder respectively. He knew they wouldn't approve of his sport so he just had fun with it in secret. He meets Kon, Bart, and Cassie through the skateboarding scene in Gotham. It's all fun and games until his parents figure out he's been sneaking out and find out about his secret. They're pissed and ground him until a video Kon posts goes viral and people start reaching out. Suddenly, his parents are way more on board and Tim, who was doing this as a kind of stress relief, is forced to take everything really seriously. This kills his enjoyment of the sport and eventually, he winds up at the Olympics. It's there that he meets Bruce's brood because their accommodations in the Olympic Village and right next to his. He gets into shenanigans with them (maybe they don't realize he's an athlete at first bc he resembles a baby bird). They catch on to the fact that Tim isn't stoked to be there and see how horrible his parents are and work to get them removed as his coaches and manager and Bruce files for emergency custody. Alternatively, Bruce threatens Tim's parents to behave better and offers to take Tim in to further his training which is perfect in his parents' eyes so they ship him off to Bruce. Fast forward a year later and the newspaper headlines are all just: Bruce has adopted yet another Olympic gold medalist.

[singswan-springswan]

bro adopted ONE sparkle boi and suddenly he's okay with superman covering his patrol shift

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

I love how most of the batkids are fluent in multiple languages.

Think about all the fun.

Them talking five different languages in two sentences and everybody understanding it without problem.

Calling each other insults in a language they know the other person doesn't speak.

They have a conversation in a language that has informal and formal 'you' and they are addressing each other with the formal 'you' because they know it annoys the other person

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Batfam Incorrect Quotes as quotes from my dnd group (pt 2)

Jason:"Consent is for sex, not murder"

Tim:"I know I gave you words, and I didn't follow them myself- but that's because I'm better than you" Dick:“I'm Nightwing, I have boundaries now”!

Damian:"Truly what greater thrill is there than to fear for ones life"? Steph:"You refer to yourself in 3rd person ALOT-" Tim:"Oh yeah its a problem, and Bob Dolan did as well and that's probably why he lost the election against Bill Clinton" Jason:"Listen when I was in the pit- when it was swirling around in my mouth, it never occurred to me that I should be dead" Tim:“Bart, would you still like me if I wasn't… me” Bart:“..Like if you were a worm”? Steph:"Cold water" Jason:"Artist"? Duke:"Justin Beiber" Damian:"..who"? Jason:"Aw fuck man do I give off Justin Beiber vibes"? Tim:"Bart is every 7 year old boy in the world" Deathstroke:"I do not look for charm or cunning in my protoge's, only spirit- which you have plenty" Baby Dick:"Well thanks-" Duke:“I gave them sentience and therefore, a crisis”

[bibibusinessman]

[allthegothihopgirls]

some hc I have about the batboys' handwriting

dick: the straightest most neat handwriting you've ever seen in your life. might as well have been typed word for how neat it is

Jason: the curliest curviest prettiest cursive in the world. he read all those classics and couldn't help but think that it'd be cool asf to write all fancy lines how the ppl in his books would have

Tim: somehow cursive and straight print at the same time. some letters connect with loops and some don't. dead ass looks like dick and Jason took turns writing out each individual letter. he's a stalker boy to his core your honor

duke: I'm not too familiar with duke yet, but he gives chicken scratch to me. not only that, but he also writes tiny. he can barely read his own handwriting sometimes

Damien: generic and normal asf but everything he writes is italicized but to the left

i do think dick would have neat handwriting when he's doing birthday cards, writing letters etc. however, hear me out, the quick handwritten notes he makes whether it be for patrol, or a quick note he'll leave at the batcomputer for bruce to see in the morning. pretty much doctor's shorthand.

i don't think jason would have overly nice handwriting, his upbringing + dying y'know, lack of formal education etc etc. but i think he definitely has a distinct style that is easily recognisable. his r's are very pointed, so are most of his letters. i think he'd be the type to write 'uppercase' versions of the letters in lowercase.

out of all of them i think tim would be the one to learn different fonts, for whatever reason it might be for. your description of his handwriting sounds exactly like how i write with the cursive + straight print thing, i definitely think tim would do that.

i think damian would have the nicest writing of them all. he does a brilliant cursive, his print is a little more relaxed though. he's into art and everything, so it really wouldn't surprise me if his handwriting was just super neat.