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#Dumb shits (affectionate)
wardingshout · 4 months
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Viridian trainers for day 5 of spesilverweek! they are my most beloved but Lance is a cursed character who is impossible to draw or portray in any way to me
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clotpolesonly · 17 days
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patronizing your little brother is a love language actually
Blue Lily, Lily Blue ch 1 // Call Down The Hawk ch 15
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lit-in-thy-heart · 10 months
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when you need a secret identity but creativity isn’t your forte:
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[ID: a cropped picture of a page from Book 8 ('Sir Tristram de Lyonesse') of Thomas Malory's Le Morte Darthur. The highlighted line, spoken by Sir Tristram in disguise in Ireland, reads: 'my name is Tramtrist'. End ID.]
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ceephorsshitshow · 1 year
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They are pretending they are a Lynel
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ironmandeficiency · 1 year
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bilbo: kíli, spell “orange”
kíli: the fruit or the color?
bilbo:
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demitheshine · 6 months
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✨I watched RTGame play Slay the Princess and all I can think about is how much I love (Voice of the) Smitten
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erinsintra · 2 months
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mum told me gringos don't shower. have you showered today????? stinky btich
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intimidatingsqueak · 7 months
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the one where takuya is very takuya about the fine art of painting boobs
he pretended to have them to get him in the right headspace…
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…okay…starting off strong…
…contemplated the construction and proper tools to make them…
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…forgot what he was making…
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wait, fuck how many boobs did i need to draw?
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damn… think i fucked up, guys…
…swallowed his pride from somehow fucking up tits…
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…and then posed with his masterpiece…
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graedari · 2 years
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I’ll take “Time Travel JMart for 1000″ thank you
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Image 1: A traditional pencil drawing of tumblr user @/graedari’s interpretation of Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from the podcast “The Magnus Archives” as they might appear in season 5 of the show as well as a second Martin who appears as he would’ve during season 1. Season 5 Jon and Martin are practically on top of one another; Jon leaning into Martin, cupping his cheek with his right hand as he places a kiss on his cheek. He is reaching over with his left hand in attempts to steal a mug of tea from Martin’s hand. Martin is staring down at him with a fond smile, holding the mug out of Jon’s hand. In his left hand he is holding up another mug out of Jon’s reach. A bit of text above Martin’s head reads his dialogue, “Not so fast, you fiend! This is for me- or well me from the past. You know how to brew your own!” Behind the two is Martin from season 1. He is looking very flustered, his glasses having fallen down quite a bit on his face. He adds, although the two are not listening, “Y’know- he can have it- I think I’m going to just go outside for a moment- and scream- A LOT”. ‘A lot’ is written in caps for emphasis. 
Image 2: A continuation of Image 1. This is just a simplified style drawing of Martin, his arms out-stretched. He doesn’t have much detail drawn on his face aside from a blush and his mouth open. A very large textbox over him is draw with jagged edges and reads in all caps, increasing in size, “AHHHHH”
Image 3: A traditional drawing of Jon from both S1 and S5. Both look equally upset, S5 Jon more-so put out while S1 looks generally angry. Jon from S5, has brought up his right hand to brush his glasses further up his face. He requests, “Please stop screaming you thoughts...” in a wobbly text bubble. Jon from S1 replies, “Stop reading them.” The text is underlined to emphasize his annoyance. S5 Jon replies in another wobbly text bubble, “It’s not as if I can turn it off...”
Image 4: A set of two drawings one above the other. Season 1 Martin is talking with Season 2 Jon. Martin is looking to Jon, a somewhat surprised expression on his face, as he holds a mug of tea between his hands. Jon is looking fondly down at the mug of tea he holds in front of himself. Jon remarks, “Thank you, Martin. You always make the best tea.” Martin stumbles in reply, “O-Oh- Of course.” The conversation continues below in a simplified style. Jon is looking up to Martin now, the mug raised to his lips as he drinks. Martin looks sheepishly down at him. Jon asks, “So, how are you taking everything?” Martin answers, “It’s certainly... Interesting...” 
Image 5: A set of two drawings, on top of the other. The top set of drawings is S1 and S5 Jon interacting. S5 Jon is looking at his younger self, a bored look on his face, his left arm coming to rest on his right. S1 Jon is looking at him with a very disgruntled look, his arms crossed defensively over his chest. S5 Jon offers, “Y’know you could save a lot of time by not straightening your hair-” They then continue a back and forth with S1 Jon replying, “It’s not profess-” “Professional, yeah- yeah- man I was a prat”. Which ends with S1 Jon remarking, “RUDE” in all caps. The second drawing below follows the conversation up. S5 Martin is standing behind S1 Jon, proudly presenting Jon’s whose hair is now ruffled and shown to be somewhat wavy. Martin is wearing a happy expression, gesturing with both his hands open. He excitedly remarks, “Fluffy hair!” While S1 stews, arms crossed and remarks, “If you were still my employee, I’d fire you.” Behind the two are S5 Jon and S1 reacting to the scene. S5 Jon is giving a thumbs up, a smile on his face while S1 Martin is looking with a somewhat embarrassed expression, a blush on his face. 
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lolo-chi · 9 months
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Choi Jung Soo wtf (ily)
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whumpshaped · 10 months
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also ngl stopping myself from saying im stupid and replacing it w silly every single time has made a positive impact on my mental health
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t00thpasteface · 2 years
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🌊 moodboard for 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 🌊
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johnwicklover1999 · 10 months
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rick has two hands for wheatley and curiosity but this does not stop glados
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hella1975 · 1 year
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my sister is currently doing her nightly *douse myself in water for 5 mins despite it leaving PUDDLES EVERYWHERE BTW and then spend 20 mins applying imported skincare i spent all my money on* in SILENCE sans any form of music meanwhile she walked in on me having a party of one (1) at myself in the bathroom mirror to set it off of all things. it's a bit funny that we are related by blood
#she just looked at me with my hands still doing some dumb dance gesture and went 'what.... are you doing' SO UNIMPRESSED LIKE#mortifying but i had fun. was literally just jamming for a good 20 mins like acting out every song in the mirror#not even taking my make up off or anything like that no just pure vibing. and i think im in the right here#and then she spends a MINIMUM half hour EVERY NIGHT on skincare which is fine i WISH i had that dedication#but she does it IN SILENCE I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW WE'RE RELATED#my sister: even though im writing my thesis atm for my masters in chemistry im still excited for my dentistry degree i just got accepted on#me earlier today to my mum: LETS SEE IF I CAN FAIL MACROECONOMICS THREE YEARS RUNNING <3333#it's a bit funny it's a BIT funny#we are just such different people in EVERY facet of our lives even the tiny things idk IT'S A BIT FUNNY#can u see how i got the shit kicked out of me from watching fleabag. can you see it#we did however sit on the sofa together just now and i was lying on it first#but she wanted to show me a dress so she came over and i didnt want to get up so i lifted my legs as a joke#expecting her to be like 'sod off and make room' but she literally just scooted under and had my legs on her lap and her arms on my legs#and yes it's v casual v mundane but we've never really... had that? like we are NOT physically affectionate at all#we're not affectionate FULL STOP let alone physically#idk it was nice. i was hyperaware of literally every single part of me bc it's still so new but. it was nice#i used to get really hung up on our differences but now i do genuinely find it funny more often than not#('used to' i mean last year. literally a few months ago. we move)#hella goes home
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malikselfindulgence · 5 months
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Morshid steals Wukong's yellow hoodie from s3 like all the time and the domesticity of the moment is ruined by Wukong screeching because Morshid cut holes in the hood for his ears to fit through . He doesn't even care that much about the hoodie like at all he just needs to be mad about something so he doesn't say something stupid instead
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sunlightfeeling · 1 month
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this idol group behind the scenes in a nutshell…
…probably
but why am I posting this!? 🤯
…you probably weren’t asking but now you are since you just read that 😗
because
not only does tsuyoshi whine kimura-kuuun but he also calls Kimura “Takuya” because he’s a little shit sooo
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^^ this is me now
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