#EMMA ISNT DEAD

[always-a-joyful-note]

The thing about Link Click is that if you think you have escaped the way Emma continues to haunt the narrative, no you have not

[citrusacidic]

watched season 2 ep2-4 i need to talk abt it so spoilers in the tags of this post lol [and i will just keep adding stuff btw]

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

Oh God her FACE when she's screaming at him! She's so lost and confused and she KNOWS that that's not normal.

How he's FROZEN after she shouts "WHAT ARE YOU?"

I love how david helps rumple stand instead of letting him struggle and he does it more than once in this scene.

Smug ass Hook. Just begging BEGGING to be murdered.

Emma: Gold are you insane?!

Gold: YES!

The way his fucking voice cracks when he says "I'm a stranger to her" 😭😭😭

MURDER IS A BAD FIRST IMPRESSION

good point emma.

Me also drinking at work.

This show should just be called "Mommy and Daddy issues, sometimes one or the other and sometimes both."

Love how she's telling them to hide Hook. Yeah hide his ass or rumple is gonna fucking kill him.

🥺🥺🥺 how gold tries to kiss her awake like back in their world, tries to cure her with true love's kiss 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

Then she has a normal reaction waking to someone you don't know kissing you.

This smart ass flirting and making dirty jokes while in a hospital bed.

"You hurt belle."

"I hurt his heart, Belle is just where he keeps it"

💔 but what about MY HEART????

Love leroy, "you do know that computer hacking and pick axe hacking are different?"

David one brainchild golden retriever nolan.

Been saying that at work today "so glad I don't give a damn"

A foreigner.

What tipped you off? My rosy complexion?

Fucking smart ass rumple.

The cup😭

And fucking cora.

Ewwwwwwwwww

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

i read all 205 chapters of demon slayer last night in one 11 hour sitting. it was pretty good! surprise! the anime people have been raving about for the past several years is actually good quality. who would have thunk it. anyway i wanted to search up some reviews of the anime to see what other ppl thought of it but then i remembered the youtube anime community, with a few notable exceptions, is allergic to media literacy

[fencecollapsed]

starkid stop starving me of hatchetfield sibling content by any means possible challenge-

[familyvideostevie]

i did 6k of farmer's market au pt 3 and i don't know if its even half done (good god) and I've done an eddie smut blurb for u now I'm going to cook and watch trash tv <3 come chat tonight, love u!

[moonsappho]

be the change you want to see in the world (more chronically online fans of jazz superstars)

like tell me this isn’t the hardest shit of all time

[luna-nigthshade-wood]

AU: Dean´s ducklings, trying to get out of trouble after damaging Dean´s oven doing the thing that Dean clearly tells them not to do.

Alex, panicked: C´mon guys work faster

Emma, exhasparated, fixing the oven: Would you stop screaming? I am concentrating here

Claire, struggling too: Yes, shut up, Alex. Help out or get out.

Patience: Guys, Dean will be here in 5 minutes

Jesse: We are so dead

Jack: Maybe if we explained it to him, he would not be so angry?

Kaia: Dean, the guy that explicitly told us to not do the spell in the kitchen because we would damage the oven? That Dean?

Jack: I mean, maybe?

Ben: Here is an idea, why dont you and Jesse fix the damn thing? Huh?

Bobby-John: You do remember what happened last time they tried to fix something right? (cue all ducklings having war memories

Ben: We could always blame Sam?

Emma: Normally I would agree but he is currently with Dean, same thing with Cas, so dont even bother Jesse

Jesse: I wasnt going to say that. I was going to say that what we need is a distraction

Patience: Guys they are here

Krissy, grabbing a bunch of peanuts: I got it. (cue Krissy walking away, while the duckling hear) Hey, Dean, watch this (proceeds to eat all the peanuts)

Kaia: Isnt Krissy allergic to peanuts?

Dean, in the distance, panicking: What the fuck, Krissy?

(Krissy was fine after an improut visit to the ER and so was the oven door. As for the ducklings, they might have gotten away from it if it wasnt for the fact that in the haste they let damaging evidence behind. They all got grounded)

[autistic-fandom-trash]

dont think about gerry and michael as coworkers. dont think about gerry telling michael the truth when emma tried to keep it from him. dont think about how being trapped in a supernatural contract becomes just a bit more bearable when your around someone you like. dont think about how gerry keeps trying to save people from the dread powers despite everything and michael cant help but admire that. dont think about how gerry isnt used to being around people as kind as michael. dont think about them protecting each other from monsters. dont think about them comforting each other when its all too much. dont think about them chatting over coffee. dont think about them listening to music together. dont think about gerry being there on the trip to sannikov land. dont think about gertrude waiting until gerry is distracted defending the others from spiral-creatures to send michael into the distortion. dont think about gerry running to the door but being too far away to make it in time. dont think about gertrude getting in gerrys way, trying to stop the doomed rescue attempt, saying it was for the greater good and its already too late. dont think about gerry shouting and pushing her down into the snow, saying you betrayed us and i hate you and there has to be another way. dont think about gerry going in and searching for michael, trying empty-handed to understand walls that dont make sense even when mapped. dont think about gerry shouting michaels name again and again and again and only being met with echoes or static or twisted music. dont think about michael being too far away to hear it. dont think about gerry realizing its too late when the next door leads back to the apartment they once shared. dont think about the impossible yellow door that never left gerrys (their) apartment. dont think about the impossible yellow door that opened by gerrys hospital bed. dont think about the impossible yellow door that appeared every time tevor and julia left the catalog of the trapped dead unattended. dont think about when it didnt.

[mrsstruggle]

Update + New Stories [Repost]

[This was posted a week ago but something ended up being wrong with my account and it was like I was shadowbanned. So this is a repost of that post and hopefully people can finally see it!]

Hello! It’s been a while since I’ve posted, but I’ve come back with some (hopefully) exciting news. 

I’ve gotten my ‘creative’ spark back so I’ve come back to write some more. I’ve got two new stories (one is a continuation) that I will start posting very soon and they will be on a posting schedule (so I don’t leave you waiting again for months for a new chapter). These stories have been (mostly) written in advance to stay on top of posting. I don’t have a posting schedule for them yet, but I will let you know when I do. 

On Monday, I will finally be posting the extra smutty chapter for The Lost Child. 

Thank you to everyone who has enjoyed my work and I hope you enjoy these as well! Also, thank you to everyone who has commented on my work or messaged me privately! I really enjoy reading your messages whether it’s something simple as shock over twist, asking how I’m doing, or letting me know that you like what you’re reading.

I will post another update next week as to what the posting schedule will look like for my two new works and when I will start posting those (very soon I promise).

Here’s what you have to look forward to:

[Monday (6/10/24) at 8PM] The Lost Child: Smutty Bonas Chapter

[Soon] The Beast of War: In the aftermath of discovering her true identity and reuniting with her long-lost family, Y/N Stilinski finds herself adjusting to a new chapter of her life in Beacon Hills. With her brother and his friends in their senior year at High School, the town faces a fresh new threat. Y/N must navigate the complexities of her new life while confronting the looming threat that threatens to hurt her and the people she loves.

Note: ‘Book 2’ of the Shadow Wolf Series happens between the end of the last chapter of The Lost Child and the Epilogue.

[Soon] All The Good Girls Go To Hell: It’s been a year since the war ended. Cedric Diggory is found dead—and in debt to The Damnation. His sister, Y/N Diggory, offers to take her brother’s place in The Damnation to pay off his debt, but things become complicated when she starts to develop feelings for the two handsome leaders.

Pairing: Y/N Diggory x Fred Weasley, Y/N Diggory x George Weasley (separately, not together because I will not write that)

Note: The OC version will be posted on Wattpad. This is a Harry Potter AU that will be very smutty! ;)

Let me know what you'd like to tagged in! :)

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[katkusuo]

WRITING AGAIN!!

DIVIDER MADE BY saradika

Tokyo revengers

Headcanons

(I know I told most. These too sarah already but! I haven't told anyone else them)

baji would be one of those kids who gets like beaten and yelled at by his mom in front of his friends

Specifically tenjiku arc rindou would dead ass drop any argument he has with his s/0 if they said they wanted to cuddle and watch studio Ghibli movies idc what anyone says he has a thing for studio Ghibli movies

shion doesn’t like eating with chopsticks. he eats with his hands😭

kazutora hugs his pillow to sleep

Mikey would be jealous if you share your food with someone that isnt him And he sulks all day to Draken about it till Draken has to call you and tell you

SANZU SAYS THE WEIRDEST SHIT WHEN HIGH

mitsuya would MAKE the teddy bear for the first date thingy

izana had a thing for trying to breaking into taiju restaurant just to see the mini aquarium display

hanma def makes loud slurping sounds when drinking something near kisaki

Draken is loyal to a insane number he has his texts blocked off if it isn't his gang or family or his s/o

Mikey always has a thing for chubby girls he likes to squeeze their thighs and fat on their stomach like a stress ball

Izana VISTS SHRINES AND BRINGS HIS FISH IN THEIR LITTLE BOWL AND CARRIES THEM LIKE HE'S GONNA KILL ANYONE WHO TRYS TO STEAL EM

Hanma definitely likes to scare his partner on late night motorbike rides by speeding

Chifuyu had multiple meltdowms the one time hanma catnapped peke-j as a joke

Hanma probably wears the same print of the pink cheetah print bike as he dose with his underwear

Growing up mikey thought periods was contagious after learning they was a thing he would always be scared of emma..

Kazutora and reader keep taking strays from the pet shop home even though they already have 5 strays

TAG LIST

@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this

@darkstarlight82 @kazutora-kurokawa

[danidoesathing]

I agonized over which to pick because I just want to ask about all your fics in progress!! I narrowed it down to two and that's just going to have to be ok

the world is staged and the script is set (you cannot change the ending)

Jukeboxes and Maple Syrup

its very funny you pick those two because those like. two of the only three on that list that ISNT lord huron related lmao. those are both hatchetfield fics ive started in secret. regardless those are the main ones im working on right now SO

the world is staged and the script is set (you cannot change the ending) is a fic based on the ending of TGWDLM where like. you know how in the credits where Emma starts begging the audience for help? and like. you know how in TTO how the audience is also referred to by Bliklotep's title? soooo the fic is the ending but i throw him in the mix and ramp the already existing horror of "begging for help and being ignored a cheering crowd" by going "realizing said crowd has been treating your suffering and death as a source of amusement right before you die". only fun times in hatchetfield

"She stumbles to the edge of the stage. The stitches in her leg have come undone and there’s blood seeping through the bandage. That is real. Emma is real, and she needs to help right now."

Jukeboxes and Maple Syrup is a fic that takes place directly after the end of Yellow Jacket that focuses on Daniel and Sophia like. right after the ending. we dont really see them after the Otho fight and we still have no clue is Sophia is even ALIVE and also i miss them dearly. the fic mostly focuses on Daniel trying not to have a panic attack in Miss Retros because one friend is missing after almost dying and the other is in the hospital after also almost maybe dying and he doesn't really know what to do. Not a whole lot of plot it's mostly him trying to deal with that whole. mess. luckily he's got Miss Holloway and Duke to make things a bit easier (responsible adults? in MY hatchetfield? its honestly only these two but its better than nothing)

"He feels so stupid. Sophia is in the hospital and she might never wake up. Hannah is missing and could be kidnapped or dead or worse. And he’s just sitting here in a cozy diner with pancakes and orange juice, and Hannah’s Jacket but not Hannah and not Sophia."

[send-up-my-heart-to-you]

theories for chain of thorns

i had these posted on my gr from like december, im just posting them here

- lucie will now be an antagonist lets be honest we all know it. necromancers are NOT good people and thats the path lucie chose for herself by wanting to save jesse

- someone major will die idk who it is yet, but my instincts tell me its matthew or alistair. the second wouldnt make sense tho – if alistair dies, how would the carstairs line continue down to emma??? hopefully itll be tatiana that bitch

- jamie x daisy its inevitable guys, have you seen the snippets? im rooting for them theyre perfect

- thomas and alistair are NOT gonna end up together this was a gut feeling when i wrote it but as of jan 5 i have a legible reason as to why they would not be happy and its the next theory

- IM SCARED THOMAS IS GONNA DIE the “found family tree” says that thomas died TWO YEARS before barbara. i understand cassie has repeatedly stated that its been manipulated (she hinted that it was changed by the silent brothers) and isnt reliable. but isnt that disturbing?? esp considering theres at least part of it thats reliable, and thats the fact that alistair will 100% go on to marry a woman despite being gay. if alistair doesnt have kids, and cordelias children are all herondales, then the carstairs family would die out and emma would not be related to jem (even tho its been stated that they are related by blood). “oH bUt SoNa iS pReGnAnT mAyBe ShEs GoNnA GiVe BiRtH tO a bOy” first of all, theres a chance the baby is born a girl second of all, the baby might die third of all, where is the son on the family tree? fourth of all, SONA IS, ACCORDING TO THE TREE, DEAD BEFORE THOMAS. PLEASE.

- grace x christopher i despise grace but she acts like a different person around kit… maybe he can fix her

- anna x ariadne she cant fuck up ALL the gay relationships, now can she?

- the merry thieves are gonna forgive alistair (specifically matthew) bro he literally made out with one of them TWICE. if matthew doesnt think “well shits gonna get awkward if i dont forgive the sorry bastard” istg~ 💀

- this is more of a hope than a theory MATTHEW FAIRCHILD SHALL ACHIEVE THE HAPPINESS HE DESERVES smth tells me he wont get a happy ending tho… i mean, if my above theory abt thomas is correct~

- SO DOES ALISTAIR I MEAN CMON GUYS #justiceforalistair he regrets the shit hes pulled and therefore your hate against him for it is invalid PLUS HE GOT BULLIED BY RACIST PIECES OF SHIT HE DID WHAT HE COULD TO MAKE IT STOP

- matthew will open up abt his secret its like a routine at this point, in every shadowhunters series. a character has a secret that nearly kills them outta despair, they open up to friends, theyre met with love and support. jace loving his “sister”. wills “curse”. emma and jules’ relationship. ty bringing back livvy. alec being gay. you get used to it lol

- either lucie or matthew would have their marks stripped lucie for attempting/committing necromancy, and matthew because sobh said he doesnt have a specified death date (also i think cassie just hates him)

- jesse will be evil bro wouldnt that be cruel… like imagine after lucie brings him back hes like “haha i manipulated you to bring me back i never loved you” and then sHe GETS HER RUNES STRIPPED FOR NECROMANCY and its worse bc the shadowhunters are already out to get the herondales bc they refuse to accept tessa as anything but a warlock no but in that case she would prolly go to live with wills parents OKAY BUT IMAGINE HOW HEARTBROKEN CHARLOTTE WOULD BE WHILE DOING IT WHILE JAMIE IS CRYING AND MATTHEW SCREAMING AT HER NOT TO AND WILL TELLS HIM TO STOP WHILE TEARS ARE GOING DOWN HIS FACE

- a “seven husbands of evelyn hugo” thing with anna x ariadne and thomas x alistair (credit to my good friend wiz/nisha for saying this) maybe cassie is going to have thomas marry ariadne and anna marry alistair so that they could have a good old switcheroo, so they can swap lovers?? obviously it cant be anna and thomas lmao theyre cousins but thomas and ARIADNE…

- matthew and cordelia ARE going to kiss at one point HOL’ UP I DONT SHIP EM, i think its gonna be a climon kinda thing where they kiss and dont like it as much as they thought they would, and end up deciding to stay friends i think thats the best way cassie could deal with matthews crush on her without breaking anyones heart, i hope to god it wont be like him confessing and her rejecting him plz oml

[mariahcarreyyy]

hiii its cait !! hope u are having a good day 🫶🏻

what are your favorite:

snack, band/artist, song, book, drink, dessert, movie, tv show

hi bby!! i hope u are too🩷🩷

Fav snack would have to be those cheese goldfish crackers. I used to eat them a lot as a kid vv nostalgic to me.

Right NOW my favs r noah kahan & tswift but tbh it changes every week

Im really loving "did you know theres a tunnel under ocean blvd" by lana bcs im a sad bitch

Ahhhhh saying a fav book is so hard but ive recently read "emma" by jane austen and ITS!! AMAZING!!!

i'll say my fav drink is either diet coke or nescafe (tbf i literally have a side of coffee with my sugar butttt)

My fav desert is prolly one from my home country so something like baklava (i think thats how u spell it in english? forgive me my first lang isnt eng) or kunafah😋

OKAY so i really really like physcological horrors where they have a big plot twist at the end, and i LOVE jordan peeles' "Us" and also "The Nighthouse". I mean i like jordans works in general but Us is def his best imo

I have so many for tv shows and its probably bcs i can never finish watching them HAHAHA i'll go with the walking dead, criminal minds, the good place, anne with an e, & b99!!

[thebrottenthusiast]

FUCK SHIP DISCOURSE. LETS DO SHIP NAMES DISCOURSE

Half of the ship names here sound like literal shit aside from the ships that already have ship names or are actually good Frankensteined ship names. I wanna hear your new ship names that isnt just your favs names Frankensteined together. Here are some of mine. (Copied this from my reddit acc.)

Scoey: Dirty Clementine. Zoey says in her bio that she loves fruits, especially Clementines (technically it's oranges but I'm gonna cheat here since dirty orange sounds lame as shit) and scott's hair is orange and he's a dirty rat so there.

Jomaria: Pepperspray. Idk why I just like it.

Nowen: Superman. It's a bit of a stretch here but there's a ice cream flavor that's called Superman and they both have the colors of said ice cream (red blue and yellow if I am mistaken) also referencing the time that Owen said that he needed Noah to be his hero instead of Emma's.

Jock: it's perfect as it is. One of the few Frankensteined ship names that doesn't sound weird and actually makes sense. Half of the reasons why I like it so much is because of the name.

Noco: Noco is a good Frankensteined ship name, but we can do better. Sugared Latte or sugar cuddles is what I got. Sugar(ed)referencing the thing Cody loved the most (sugar/candy) and latte referencing Noah as Chris's assistant and the cold ass latte. Cuddles references the infamous ear kiss and cuddle and the CM special cuddle.

Alenoah: Slippery Eels. Noah calling al an eel and slippery mostly came to mind.

Malejandro: I don't ship it but here: dead donkeys. Alejandro last name.

Jasammy: berry/apple Outback. Both fruits referencing what Sammy foraged (berries and the death apple) and outback referencing jasmine.

Zawn: courtesy of @rotiapologist for my brain rot of these two I hope this is up to your standards: Rose Hip Tea. The vibes just hit with this one.

Brott: my magnum opus. too bad its named after fucking bread. Im giving it the name Dog tags bc brick has dog tags and Scott's beta design has brick's cadet aesthetic land dog tags so there.

Zwen: Nightshade or Belladonna. They're both flowers that sounds edgy enough for gwen.

Heatherra: Girlfriends ("boys come and go but girlfriends are forever")

That's basically most of my ship names I made so far,.might add more ig but let me hear some of your ship names in the tags.

[the-lightless-flame]

ok i promised @bornetoblood so here is the web!agnes headcanon

this takes a bit of explaination so ill go into how it would work and then ill talk about why i like it

(also obviously this is just based on my interpretation of agnes and her story, if u have a different interpretation of her thats fine!! i just love my funny messiah woman and want to see her happy)

this became very long so the essay is under the cut

ANYWAy so the 'how':

jonny said in the season 4 q+a that one could probably sever their connection with the desolation via a completely selfless sacrifice.

agnes' suicide probably fits this description; the in-canon explanation (from what agnes told arthur) is so that the lightless flame could eventually try the scorched earth again with another messiah.

i dont fully believe what arthur said, and its definitely possible that she was just telling him what he wanted to hear. in that case, her making the decision to once and for all stop herself from being able to bring about the scorched earth probably counts as a selfless act as well, cause even if the scorched earth was never actually going to work, she didnt know that.

the first option doeshave a certain irony to it imo, but it doesnt really fit with how i see her at this point, as i think at this point shes not that loyal to the lightless flame (see: jack barnabus). it doesnt really matter to the headcanon tho, all that matters is that agnes committed a selfless act.

doing this disconnected her from the lightless flame, but in doing so she could have potentially connected to another entity.

all that's really required for becoming an avatar is choice, but physical and metaphysical death is encouraged; agnes is experiencing both (physical is obvious, and metaphysical as the death of her as messiah of the desolation).

imo the web is the obvious choice. she already has a connection with it through gertrude and hilltop road, and a lot of agnes' story is about the ways the lightless flame controlled and groomed her, as well as how her final weeks were when she finally managed to get some kind of control over her life (even if that control is her own death). basically, since control is a big theme in agnes' story, and taking control is the prominent feeling that led to her death, i dont think creating a connection to the embodiment of control is such a reach.

so agnes goes through something similar to jon's coma. maybe the lightless flame thinks shes dead, maybe they realise she isnt connected to the desolation anymore and leave her alone.

from there, agnes just does whatever. probably tries not to do anything too notable. she burns emma harvey's house with gertrude obviously, and she does need to feed her power but i dont think she'd do anything thatd get in a statement.

ok so thats how i think it could happen. now why i like it:

first, i dont really like agnes having died. it works fine as an ending to her story as a part of the show at large i guess, and it doesnt really matter to me in that sense. but for her as a character, i think her ending just makes her generic tragic character and thats not really my kind of thing. idk, like i said im not mad about it being her ending or anything, theres definitely a lot to be said for how her living under the lightless flame couldve led to that decision, but its not really what i want for her.

there is also how it relates to the queer reading of her story, but i talked about that earlier.

also i want her to be happy. leave me alone.

second, i really like the idea of agnes having a semi-normal life. she still has web stuff, but its mostly just subtle stuff (we know there are a lot of spooks that arent reported to the institute, and i think what she does is probably that). gertrude tracks her down at some point to help killing emma harvey, but that it.

the web probably doesnt need her to do anything major, cause thats what annabelle's for and shes only a few years away from being an avatar.

in the eyepocalypse she probably tries not to make things too bad for people in her domain, as much as thats a thing she can actually do.

third, iirc it means that every web avatar thats dead was killed by another web avatar. and i think thats fun. obviously she wouldnt have been a web avatar for raymond, but she probably wouldve been marked and thats enough for me.

i like the imagery of the web keeping people only until theyve become obsolete, i imagine it probably wouldnt want to keep people around once theyve done what it needed them to do. also spider imagery.

fourth, agnes did not get NEARLY enough opportunity to be gay. like she probably fucked jude for at least a while but there is. no way that relationship was healthy. (i could talk a lot more about that but this is already too long)

idk who with. i like gertrudeagnes conceptually but i also like them only having met once. they probably did fuck tho.

i saw a fic earlier that shipped her and annabelle and i havent read it yet but that sounds fun.

idk maybe she just finds a normal, non-aligned girlfriend. thats probably the best option. anyway let her be gay

ok thats it the essay is done. i probably forgot stuff but ill just talk about it later. again this is just my headcanon, u might interpret her different to me and thats fine! the whole point of her story is we dont know that much about what shes really like so theres a lot thats just up to personal opinion.

if for some ungodly reason u read all of this then why??? (i just checked its at like a thousand words wtf) but also tysm i probably wont have children but if i do u are now entitled to my firstborn.

this is too long im going to stop talking now bye