(Bitch)
They like the way I grind, they like the way I flirt
They like the way my noonie is peaking out my skirt
You're never gonna do it like us, work the hips then shake the bust
And Jesus is always with me, even when my boyfriend gives me hickeys
Current author drama aside, to be honest, I'm giving Greek Myth retelling's a break. However, if someone wants to recommend something not written by a racist or fake feminist, and that includes any of the following, I'd be open to it:
hm I came up with a chord progression and melody that I like a lot for this song that I’ve been trying to write for a hot minute, but idk if it really fits…the original vibe I was shooting for was kind of like an “erotic horror” unsettling vibe but it’s sounding a bit more punky. it’s a kind of tongue in cheek song about some experiences with transmisogyny and feelings of objectification so I’m not sure I like a more upbeat sound for it. but maybe that could work
I can see him doing a collab with Vendetta once Ven finds a way to trade ownership when it comes to the contract between Angel Dust and Valentino, and they make a cover of this song to both say 'fuck you' to Val and warn everyone to not trust Val, and they make a music video accompanying it, broadcasting it on TV for all of Hell to see.
The video contrasts of pole dancing and regular dancing with Angel Dust, Vendetta, Ven's club staff, and anyone else who wants to participate, similar to the original Studio Killers song. They drop subtle hints throughout the video about who it's about (Val), until around the end where thing go slow and they are super obvious about who it is, visually. Maybe like in the shot where in the music video for Eros and Apollo, where Cherry cries pixel tears, Angel Dust is crying tears of the love potion that Val is selling while he's wearing heart glasses like Val's.
Meanwhile, the Vees are watching the video and Val is pissed while Vox and Vel are impressed at the balls that Angel has to do this.