#Eating Krabby Patty gummy

[scrunglesketches]

Krabby Patty Gummy save me…

Krabby Patty Gummy…

Save me Krabby Patty Gummy…

[we-will-all-be-stories]

foxes candy salad + trauma dumping (im so sorry for my sins)

Neil: “Hi my name’s Neil and I spent my entire childhood on the run from my serial killer father. I brought sour patch watermelon.”

Dan: “Hey, my name is Dan, I became a stripper when I was 16 to provide for my family, and I brought swedish fish.”

Aaron: “I’m Aaron, I brought nerds gummy clusters, and my mom got me hooked on heroin when I was in high school.”

Andrew: “I killed my mom. Skittles.”

Allison: “It’s Allison and I spent my teenage years in residential treatment for an eating disorder. I’m bringing the peach rings.”

Nicky: “Hi my name is Nicky and in high school I got outed to my conservative parents and they sent me to a conversion camp, but as a reward for turning straight they let me study abroad in Germany and now I’m engaged to my host family’s son. I brought gummy Krabby Patties.” 

Kevin: “I’m Kevin Day, I grew up in a cult, and I brought the vodka.” 

Matt: “My name’s Matt Boyd and I used to be addicted to cocaine and heroin. I brought coca-cola gummies.”

Renee: “I’m Renee, I brought pink starbursts, and I joined a gang when I was ten years old.” 

[sparrowchute]

I was eating gummies on my roadtrip home and thought of a really good question to ask the tumblr masses

[leakism]

if i told my greatgrandfather i was eating krabby patty gummy on a stick and watching family guy he'd be like what the hell is that do you own land boy

[2uuno]

is anyone's favorite candy actually those krabby patty gummies. does anyone eat those?

[sleaterkinnie]

after eating 6 cookies and 5 gummy krabby patties and a bag of doritos and funyuns i do in fact have a stomach ache

[aegisofworms]

henlo plz wat is kiln’s favoreet chez boorger

I saw this ask at like 2am so forgive the thought process but my gut instinct is to say that it's those weird krabby patty gummy things. They can't eat but they enjoy the texture.

[kylejsugarman]

baby's fourth grade class does the standard "everyone make a valentines day mailbox and we'll spend the beginning of class giving out cards + candy to everyone" thing on vday and baby carefully sorts out her candy after everyone's come around and stores it in her backpack while everyone else is eating theirs, and when she gets home, she happily presents demi and jesse with their favorite candies from her spoils (snickers and candy hearts for her, reeses and gummy krabby patties for him) as a valentines day gift :) "u remembered i like reeses?" "yep!! i traded for an extra one so u would have two"

[snobgoblin]

Flower: 2-D's family is soooo weird. anyway i have to go feed my zombie possum i got when i revived it in the middle of the highway and got hit by a car bc I wasn't paying attention. he only eats gummy krabby patties

[imeverywoman420]

Because i actually almost died from choking on a gummy krabby patty as a kid (rural west virginia. Emts took an hour to get there and i was going in and out of consciousness) i have to take them apart and eat the gummy one piece at a time

[diivineray]

you know those gummy krabby patty candies? in real life I always eat my burgers plain with just cheese ( yes sue i do not like vegetables bleh), but even with these, I remove the lettuce 😭

[celestiachan]

on christmas day, 2023. i was at my grandma's house. now my extended family doesn't know much about my interests or my transgenderness. because of this, i was gifted a squeeze tube of lip gloss that said "sweet & shimmer" on it. i tried it exactly once. considering how light pink it is and how white passing i am, it is essentially clear. it is shiny, though. i don't remember it having much of a taste. however it seems either i have gaslit myself into thinking it had no taste or it expired because as i type this the horrible bitterness won't go away. earlier today, the day after easter, i saw it and thought "wow. i have not worn this lip gloss in a while. it would be a shame if i never wore it." so i put it on. reader, the sheer (no pun intended) amount of bitterness that struck both my nose and my mouth at the same time cannot be understated. some of you reading this may think, "but op! you got it on christmas of 2023! it is currently the day after easter in 2024! surely it wouldn't surprise you if it had expired in that time!" i have lip gloss from 2017 that hasn't expired. remember covergirl colourlicious? i, a 12.5 year old, had it picked out for me by my mother at a grocery store. its almost gone but by God it has managed to retain its lack of taste. now how does a grocery store brand manage to make better lip gloss than the lesser verison of the ulta beauty collection? don't answer that. do you want to know what the worst part is? too bad because i'm telling you now. the sweet and shimmer lip gloss chapped my lips. the chemists at sweet and shimmer have managed to formulate the exact opposite of chapstick. speaking of chemists, isn't there a testing process to make sure it is not the opposite of chapstick? if they test fucking video games, a product that has no effect on the physical state of the user (i am choosing to ignore vr), it wouldn't be too stupid of me to think they do that for lip gloss, right? am i insane? is this why there is no more sweet and shimmer at ulta beauty? because eating three whole gummy krabby patties and putting different flavoured gloss on does not drown the taste out? who buys this for their nephew who they don't know is their nephew?

[bluepoodle7]

#Frankford #FrankfordChristmasSpongebobKrabbyPattiesOnAStick #ChristmasGummyCandy #GummyCandy #Gummies #GummiesOnAStickReview

I tried the Frankford Christmas Spongebob Krabby Patties On A Stick and these were pretty good.

These gummies were soft while also chewy in texture than the Haribo gummies.

These gummies had a light fruit flavor with cool seasonal shapes.

These were lightly sweet to me.

I would eat these again.

Got at Dollar Tree.

[vibecenter13]

Peace and love (I bought krabby patty gummies and I am now eating them at work)

[posssums]

stack of the lettuce gummies in krabby patties (do not assume im not going to eat them. im saving them for last. you imbecile.)

[loadingmercurywithapitchfork]

eats a gummy krabby patty out of your hand like a small animal