whats the word for Draconequusified? Shes a noodle now.
My boyfriend wanted me to draw my Azem using the rules i presented so heh here she is her name is Andromeda shes unsundered Pepper
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Point #1: The first thing we learn about Emet-Selch, even before we learn that Solus zos Galvus is Emet-Selch, is that Solus loved theatre.
Point #2: Emet-Selch plays the villain with mannerisms so over-the-top you'd think he's about to burst into a disney villain-style song and dance number at almost any moment.
Point #3: He's self-aware enough to recognize that he is a villain in your story but a hero to his own people, and that whoever wins the battle will write history to declare the loser the villain.
Point #4: The Tempest, the zone where Amaurot is located, is named for the Shakespeare play of the same name, with other landmarks named after characters from the play. The BGM "Full Fathom Five" is also named for an iconic line.
Point #5: Amaurot feels so empty because it is, in essence, a set for a stage play. After the play is preformed it has no purpose.
Back to Point #1: Emet-Selch really loved theatre.
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Thinks about Emet-Selch, villain of all time
First scene gets shot, plays it as a comedic gag, when he first meets the WoL he takes two seconds before revealing his secret identity, offers to help then when asked to help goes "mm no I don't think I will", dramatically gives a whole speech that leaves you feeling that you had a whole divorce with him you don't remember, uses the most powerful wizard spell of all time gun
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"And though he can carry himself with a certain glib ease, Emet-Selch is not a man to bear his burdens lightly. In fact, I can imagine they have only grown heavier with every passing century."
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I think every piece of media should now only advertise by putting their biggest clown on the Tumblr dashboard
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at last, a burger art from me~
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They are all mentally ill. Always have been.
(Do not forget it's just a joke... In a half...)
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call center representative emet-selch
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