things i really hate because im a # hater...
i HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEE when people draw REGULAR MATSUNO BOYS looking like their f6 counterparts.
like, idm f6 as a concept, I think that it brings interesting things to the table-- but the entire point of f6 is that. canonically the matsuno brothers look like potatoes. they are not super models in the slightest. they're not shredded, they're average and unconventional in appearance. and f6 is "what if they WERE super models" but a little more reasoning to that.
which is why i find f6 so fascinating from a narrative perspective. i know the popular opinion is largely that they're hated by the fanbase ( and for good reason! ) but i dont mind them because of the things they say about the sextuplets themselves. About the kind of person they want to present as, what they believe their traits boil down to -- all of that stuff. That in and of itself could be it's own analysis, but I'll save it for another post.
the fact that the F6 forms are canonically strenuous for the boys to uphold and parade around as is really interesting; it's harmful to them as characters, and it stresses their body out greatly! They are not skinny attractive tall muscular twinks, they're the most average bitches you'll ever meet and that's the charm!!!!!
F6 has to rely on badly done cheap narrative tropes and flanderization of the self to the highest degree to have people fall in love with them because they have no personality or real sense of self, they're just trying to be what others want them to be and what they think they would appeal to. They are badly done tropes, puddle deep with nothing to back up their pretty faces because they think trading off their personalities would make for more fans.
later, atsushi takes their role when they drop the f6 act as what the 'ideal matsuno' would look like. This is why he looks so similar to the sextuplets with few variations to his looks; but again, another post for another time.
so, with all that in mind ... the amount of regular fanart i see of them looking like this is deeply upsetting to me bc like. THE WHOLE F6 AU IS A CRITIQUE OF THE PEOPLE WHO EXPECT EVERY CHARACTER TO LOOK UNCHARACTERISTICALLY CONVENTIONALLY HOT AND CUTE ALL THE TIME!!
F6 is conventionally attractive, generic as hell, the personality traits of the brothers are flattened extensively, and they're all supposed to be muscular, too. They're supposed to be 'peak' hotness, which is why everyone fawns over them.
and where the critique of their existence comes in, made clear from EPISODE 1 OF THE SHOW, is this.
if the matsuno sextuplets looked like this, then everyone would love the brothers based on looks alone, but the trade off is that if they were anything like f6 they would have no personality cause they're mega sanitized for a 'modern' palate and only care about selling merch / looking hot for the sake of being hot.
Many people in the fandom DEEEPLY miss the POINT by drawing them bishie like this -- or even making them super skinny and conventionally attractive when in reality, the matsuno sextuplets are painfully average in weight or even fat ( with choro having said to have Love handles and not be in shape, even if the crew dont tend draw much diversity ) and not super mega conventionally attractive. it's their personalities that draw you in not their looks!
If you can't admit you're attracted to this and draw them like F6 levels of hot anime twinks or prefer to see them that way rather than what they actually are... YOU ARE THE KIND OF PERSON F6 IS CRITIQUING.
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hi ososan tumblr im selling some goodies that i'll soon list on mercari, but i wanted to list here first to see if anyone was searching for these guys ^.^ i can bundle! prices dont include shipping i fear but i use pirate ship to keep it cheap :3 feel free to ask for pics or see if we can negotiate smth!!
todomatsu chess rook figurine - $10
choromatsu gachapon figurine - $3
todomatsu gachapon figurine - $3
osomatsu, ichimatsu, jyushimatsu bath house figurines - can be bought together for $7 or separately for $3 a piece
karamatsu putitto mini figure - $4
todomatsu putitto mini figure - $4
jyushimatsu + f6 jyushimatsu dakimakura, underwear version - $65
choromatsu tea cup keychain - $5
reply to this post or dm if interested!! i can do same or next day shipping :D cant wait to rehome these guys
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I just think it's hilarious that most ososan fans hate F6 like the staff PROVIDED US with a bishonen version of the boys and everyone was like "ew" and got horny for their loser original selves
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Wednesday,September 4
今はもうすっかり2.5次元というものから離れてしまったけど。
''推し''と呼ばせてもらっていた子が、わたしが数年前プレゼントしたTシャツを着てくれていた。しかも、おそ松さんの舞台現場で。
とても嬉しくなった🥲💘
やっぱり似合ってる!周りの若手俳優さんたちに負けないよう応援の意味でのブランドTシャツ。F6のクリスマスイベントのときに贈って、Tシャツだから半年後にインスタで着用場面をはじめて見ることが出来て。あのときはアガりました。承認欲求が満たされました。痛いファンだった。
コロナ禍と、共演者さんの悲しい出来事で、もうあのメンバーでの松ステは見ることができないのだと諦めている。
本音の本音は、今でもめちゃくちゃ観たい。
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