Just played Ultrakill for a bit. did the prelude chapter. kinda hurt a little to watch swordsmachine ripping through the husks and then have to fight it. but I felt better after parrying it's sword becaus ehehehehehehe machine is mad I parried it :3. loving this game so far hell yeah.
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I have only known Lena for like all of 5 minutes.
But if anything happens to her I will kill whoever hurts her.
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https://youtu.be/8U8Umi7tiLM
New chick the link video!
@terengineer
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It’s the last showing of much ado about nothing, right now. Goodbye, first ever play. You have been such an experience! Us ensemble got to make characters. I am Cyril Dumont, a flamboyant french traveling florist. Goodbye Cyril. You’ve been a joy to play on stage.
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baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet
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thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.
Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:
Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)
weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)
scars
FRESH scars
the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42
Olympic athlete level physiques
rotator cuff injuries across the whole family
scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes
old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)
Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)
every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints
calluses
no really, the weirdest fucking calluses
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[SG] Shining Force - Part 1
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fave streamer playing amazing game!
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So ends the life and times of King Sisyphus. A fitting end to a life defined by struggle.
And I didn't regret a second of it!
ahahahahahahahah AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
Anyways I finally beat P-2. Turns out sticking to the ground the whole time makes the fight a LOT easier. Still a tough battle though. Gonna go back and kill him with no deaths, and then go for a P rank. But before that: P ranking Ultrakill in Violent!
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i love dialogue mods. i walk into the grocery store to buy some cooking oil and abigail calls me a faggot
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Percy at ease
Percy calm, but a little on edge
Percy when mildly angry
Friendly reminder that Percy jackson - our beloved silly adorable seaweed brain - is absolutely terrifying. When he’s angry, when he’s scared, when he’s on edge - he’s not warm and fuzzy.
No other character gets that reaction from people. Jason (the sweetie) is perceived as calm and in control, nico (our favorite self-outcasted outcast) is perceived as solemn and creepy, reyna (girlboss queen slay) is perceived as confident and assertive, and annabeth (our girl) is perceived as fierce, clever, and formidable. They are all intimidating to an extent.
But not like Percy. No. Becasue even when he’s at ease, he’s described as wild and disobedient. And when he’s not at ease, even if just little bit, he’s perceived as powerful, dangerous, and scary. Someone who NOBODY wants to mess with. Nobody even questions his power. One look from him has literal gangs running the other way. One look from him has Leo so scared that he’s literally shaking, and feeling the same innate fright and alarm that he does when jason summons an ear-piercing, earth-shaking, deadly bolt of lighting.
like… HELLO??? can we all just sit on that for a moment?? good lord
One angry look from percy has people thinking one thing: Run.
Percy is, canonically, the character that people find the most frightening and intimidating.
And unless he’s in a good mood - which you better hope he is - the reality is that most of us would be completely terrified of him if we met him.
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