#Flavored Lube

[dolokhoded]

sorry but dan howell SPECIFICALLY might be the only person on the planet who has absolutely no right calling tumblr out for being the freak website. we've all seen your old posts daniel and we're being very nice not bringing it up.

[maithunatoys]

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[wereshrew-admirer]

The winner gets a "Worlds Best Dad" mug full of condoms and little packets of lube like you'd see at a STD testing place

[hiimcanadia]

I have never met a single person in real life who has used a dental dam but please imagine with me Ed and Stede picking up some free grape-flavored dental dams at pride and then Stede absolutely going to town on Ed when they get home because he wants to see how long the flavor lasts

[alectoperdita]

i guess meeting upon the threshold kaiba doesn’t like hi chews. probs prefers the taste of concrete slurry to sweets

Threshold!Kaiba probably likes mealy and tasteless protein shakes. 😂 Otherwise he's eating way too expensive steaks without really enjoying them probably.

[jesterafterdark]

Travelling half way across the country with a bag full of weed, fireball and lube, what does this say about me?

[heartstringsduet]

fresh berries, ben&jerry's

Carlos likes to make the shopping list, TK likes to sing it. (He's pretty bad at it. Carlos thinks next time he needs to record it so he can listen to it while he's missing TK on long shifts or gets anxious in the supermarket) Grocery text by @paperstorm from this ask because I chickened out on singing it myself but also don't back down from a promise. (and I wanted to finally draw those two.)

[ohimsummer]

i think someone is just mad they’re not getting their prostate massages and gojo is, they want to be like satoru and take the strap 💔💔 it’s ok anon, we know u want to be booty butt naked with ur ass up in the air taking a monster dong against ur prostate !!

REALLL like don’t be jealous anon!! if u want the strap just ask 😏 closed mouths do not get fed‼️

[teeth-farie]

LETS GOO! pocket pussy housewife in training, I’m so proud of him,,,

What do you think his favorite thing to cook is once he figures it out? Can robots like him eat?

POCKET PUSSY HOUSEWIFE IN TRAINING SJDJRJKFKCCK

So! This ask actually inspired me to draw up a small diagram of him!

So Adam’s build does have an esophagus and stomach of sorts, but only to collect any fluids that are “swallowed” during activities (I say fluids because he’s a sex doll/robot) and it’s encouraged to empty that collection tank after every use, which can be accessed by the seam of his fake skin under his pectorals- which peels back so you can open him up. Technically he CAN eat in some manner, but he can’t really taste anything, and whatever he swallows will have to be removed from his tank (solids are discouraged as they can get stuck down the tube so he can only swallow liquids)

He also has what I have lovingly nicknamed the “cum compartment”. It’s a refillable pouch that can simulate ejaculation (if you’ve allowed him to in the settings). You can put it in and take it out from where the genitals attach, giving you a fist sized opening in the groin. The pouch has another tube that screws in to the back of the genital attachment so it can properly pump out

But as for his favorite thing to cook- even if he can’t taste it if he eats- is soups and stews! He likes the motion of chopping things for it and he likes to stir the pot. His favorite to make is a classic chicken noodle soup!

[okcat]

I prefer the natural, un-embellished flavors of cock

[roughentumble]

AU proposal for the holiday season:

jaskier is an adult who never stopped believing in santa and who leaves out milk and cookies every year

geralt is santa, and this year he has every intention of rewarding jaskier for his diligent faith with a special ride on santa's lap

[thevalicemultiverse]

What is something you can say during sex, but also at a family dinner?

Victor: [pause] Uh -- "more, please?"

Alice: "I love you" would also be safe enough, depending on how close you were to the family members.

Smiler: "Try this, it tastes like strawberries."

Alice: . . .

Victor: . . .

Smiler: What? Other things taste of strawberries!

Alice: [facepalm]

[littledeludeddupes]

being traumatized is so funny just discovered that im triggered by a particular brand of personal lubricant now

[osa-p]

i would fist my own ass for a pb&j right now

[b-movie-scream-king]

One time my ex friebd blew up a condom like a balloon and then filled it with lube. She made me hold it and it popped in my hands and got all over my Spider-Man sweater.

[mias-domain]

I love the smell of vanilla for a whole new reason now.