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#Floch x t/p
natsukitakama · 3 years
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Headcanon : Reader being nice to Floch even though he is jerk
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Request : Well since Floch seem to be a type of guy who criticize people then how about he criticize s/o as well but instead of her getting offensive, she actually thank him for being honest since she’s a type of person who’s okay with criticism and also want the truth since some people usually don’t do it because they’ll feel bad that they know it’ll hurt people and that s/o is also a type of person who sees good on everyone including Floch even tho he seem like a jerk guy she still sees good on him and really curious in how would he react 👀
Author note : Hi there I’m sorry for taking so long, I needed some time of my own hope you’ll understand. I found your request quite interesting considering this part of his personality isn’t the most attractive. But still it’s part of who he is. Anyway hope you’ll enjoy this (to be honest I struggled to finish it lmao also yeah I'm trying a new way to present my post one day I'll be satisfied) 
Update : Because I got so much fun writing his reaction from a reader who is thanking him for his opinion while he was harsh on them. In this headcanon, they started as companion but then it would be imply that both of them are together or at least something is happening. Hope you’re fine with that. 
Warning : Cursing / Floch being a mean / mention of something that happened in season 3 but its vague 
Disclaimer :  Not because I’m writing about Floch means I understand what’s he done, I won’t accept his action but I still believe he wasn’t developed enough. I won’t accept any criticism because my anon asked for Floch or because I write for him. If you don’t like it then do not read it ♡ 
I got a headcanon that look like this so see this as the other version ♡ 
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The way you seemed to always accept every criticism never felt to amaze Floch. No matter who criticizes you, you’re always acting like it wasn’t a big deal. Worst he even noticed that you were glad to be critized. His first thought when he discovered that you were taking different opinion with a smile was something like « what the fuck ? » 
How could you take negative though that easily ? What was your secret ? 
For weeks he strongly believed that you were acting tough but when you were alone, you were crying over each word you’ve been hit on. 
He wouldn’t be surprised I mean, everyone hates being criticized it’s part of our nature. 
But you weren’t like this, after weeks of believing you were a liar at pretending that critics didn’t affect you, he then discovered that in fact you were taking it with serenity. 
« It would help me to be a better a person » you once said to him
He didn’t get it. Like who do you think you are ?
Why aren’t you acting like Eren or Jean ? Why weren’t you angry at him ? Worst, why weren’t you defending yourself ? What was wrong with you ? 
The fact that you were smiling everytime he was mean to you was getting on his nerve. For fuck sake could you at least yell at him ? At least he’ll know you were human. 
He didn’t why but seeing you smiling at him, thanking him for his negative opinion got his sick. He could feel his stomach twisted as if he could throw because of your sympathy. Did you pity him ? 
He even once heard a conversation between you, Eren and his crew that makes him even more sick : 
« You know, you shouldn’t let him talk to you the way he did. This isn’t respectful. » 
« Eren is right, want me to teach him some manners ? If it’s for you i’ll do it » 
«  *chuckle* Thank you Mikasa but I don’t think it would be necessary. I mean yeah he got a way to say things - » 
« He is talking to you like you were shit » 
« I wouldn’t say it like this Eren but yeah you got a point. Y/N I know you saw good in everyone but you have to admit that recently he is being mean to you » 
« *sigh* As I was trying to say, yeah he is being mean with me but his opinion was actually good. I mean yeah I’ve been too slow during our training and yes I shouldn’t forgot to pack some gas with us. My point is he was right, he just got a way to talk to people » 
« Come on everyone makes mistake and it wasn’t like HE thought about taking Gas bottle too. He got some balls to says that » 
« Eren is right Y/N. » 
« But he was still right. I mean he forgot but I forgot too, if no one is meticulous in real battle it could be dangerous. Besides he is not as mean as everyone thinks. I can see it, there is good in him »
« Well he is doing a good job at hiding it. Remembered how he talked to Armin when he woke up ? That piss of sh- » 
« *sigh* Yeah he shouldn’t say it the way he did but you need to understand his point too. He was all alone with his friends and his commander which he used to worship by the way, he had to run with his friends knowing he would die either from stone or because he’ll be eaten by a Titan. For him Erwin was a hero, of course his first reaction was to want him to survive. Caporal Levi did it too, he wanted Erwin to survive he only have the injection because Erwin told him too. » 
«  Maybe. But I still believe this man has no education » 
« *chuckle* you used to be a little shit too when you first came, acting all cocky because you were about to kill titans but everyone looked through it and now we all love our precious angry soldier » 
Eren then proceed to grumble something about not being angry while everyone was laughing. How could you say that ? Why were you protecting him ? Did he ask you to protect him ? No ? Then why are you seeing all those things at him ? Why were you saying that he got a point when all he did was telling you how shitty you were. He was bullying you why were you nice to him ? 
The worst when he started to have a crush on you. Was he a sadist or something ? Why was he looking at you everytime you were training ? Why was he offended when someone compliment you ? You’re just in love bitch
Did he stop being mean at you ? No not at all, it would be out of character for him. BUT he started to be « gentle » about the way he critices you. For example he won’t told you that you suck at being a soldier because you were starting to feel tired because of the training instead he would scold you for not sleeping enough. 
See ? He still gives you critics and some time he is a bit harsh but now you’ve noticed (even though you already did) that he was actually carrying about you. 
So you started to thank him even more for his kind word, which disgust him. Why were you thanking him anyway ? 
At some point he stopped trying to figure out if you were a masochist or just silly, he keeps scolding you everytime you did something wrong and he just shrugs each time you were thanking him. 
But then you started to defend him even more, you weren’t just trying to justify his action by analyzing his behavior. 
Now you were arguing with people who were telling some shit about him which surprised him. Why do you care ?  He didn’t give a damn about some fools’ opinion nor should you. 
But here you were explaining your point, trying to make them understand that no he wasn’t just a jerk and there were something more important to get to know. He froze. 
« Come on Y/N don’t fool yourself Floch is a jerk have you seen him ? All he cares is himself. He is so fool of himself. Did you notice the way he is talking to you ? How could you defend someone like him ? » 
« Because he cares about him and because I care about him too. You asked if I noticed the way he was talking to me, I did. He stopped being mean at me, and started to give me advice to help me during my training. He noticed my lack of stamina and told me to practice and sleep better. He scold be for always forgetting something and now I’m careful. All he need was to help me, how am I supposed to avoid fight when you’re clearly misunderstanding him. He is someone good, you just need to get to know him » 
This time instead of feeling sick, he felt a little warm running into his body especially on his face. He felt … good ? He couldn’t explain it but yeah he felt right to hear you saying this even though he still didn’t understand why you were like this while you two barely talk together. 
He wanted to confront you about. 
Especially because he started to dream about you even more than before. That scene when you were defending him was keeping playing in his head, again and again. At this point you were always on his dream. Not that he will complain but he felt silly to be like this, like to him they were no way you were into him. 
So one day when you two were cleaning the training room, Floch decided it was now or never. So after closing the door to be in « peace », he walked into your direction. Step by step he noticed that he got trouble at taking a deep breath probably because he was scared or anxious. 
When he finally was in front of you, you noticed his frown and started to ask yourself what was wrong with him. He wasn’t so anxious, usually he came talk to you all cocky to correct you but now it was as if he was talking to Caporal Levi. 
« Are you okay ? » 
« Of course I am why wouldn’t I ? » 
« I don’t know you look like tense. Did I do something wrong ? » 
« Obviously yeah. I mean you’re always doing something wrong but that’s not why I’m here » 
«  Oh yeah ? » 
« Yeah. »
« Then ? »
« Then what ? » 
« Why are you here ? If you’re not here to scold me » 
«  I wanted to know why you’re acting so nice » 
«  I’m acting nice ? » 
« Yeah don’t play dumb to me. I heard you talking with Eren and that bunch of shitty friends also I saw you with those stupid soldiers talking dirty about me. Why were you defending me ? » 
« Why not ? I mean they are not angel either so I don’t see the point of being mean » 
« But i’am » 
« Excuse me ? » 
« You said there’s no point of being mean about someone but I’m mean. Especially with you I remember correctly telling you that you being a soldier was a shame for humanity » 
« Yeah that wasn’t nice by the way » 
« See ? You’re smiling ! Why is wrong with you ? » 
« What ? Because I can’t smile ? » 
« No ! Not when I’m being mean at you that completely strange » 
« Well then I’m a weirdo I guess » 
« Okay I’m done I knew I couldn’t get anything from you » 
«  I’m sorry but I don’t see what’s wrong with my behavior ? » 
« You can’t smile when someone is saying bad things about you » 
« Why not ? You’re being honest. » 
« But it’s mean » 
« Yeah and ? At least you’re not trying to be nice with me when in fact you can’t stand me. I hate hypocrite I prefer when people are honest with me. Besides as I said before your critics were interesting it helps me getting better so I don’t see why I would be mad at me » 
«  I don’t get it I’m sorry, even if it helps you. You could at least slap me for being mean at you » 
« Do you want me to spank you Floch ? » 
«  I- I say slap me and not like this I-I oh my god I can’t » 
«  *laugh* but you’re the one talking about slapping I’m sorry I didn’t know it was your thing I’ll take it in mind » 
« YOU … Wait are you making fun of me ? » 
« Maybe ? » 
Then you just laugh and finish your duty, leaving a completely frozen Floch. 
You’re kinda broke him, he didn’t know how to behave with you anymore. 
Should he be glad because you’re not angry at him for being a jerk ? Or should he be concerned because you figure out something he didn’t want to admit ? 
Again, he started to be less a jerk around you. But you noticed that it worked only for you. Floch was still… Floch around other people. He just tends to be soft with you, he stopped scolding you and in fact correct you each time you were doing a wrong move. And when you were loosing or forgetting something, he just gave you what you needed without complaining. 
People were surprised, like they weren’t used to see Floch not acting like a jerk. They also didn’t understand why you weren’t treated like everyone else. Some of them got their theory but for now all they could notice was Floch not being as mean as usual with you while you were acting nice with him. For both of you that’s all matter 
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it-sucks-to-be-jean · 6 years
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SnK Crack Poll Results [Ch. 107]
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Thanks to the 478 people who took the poll. Let me just say from the bottom of my heart, I am truly sorry for making this.
GO GO GADGET D E P R E S S I O N
Kiyomi slays the chapter with her Shadyness
Where is Daz tho
Fuckin not enough snails
did someone make the ereh joke yet?
Ereh
Ymir didn't die for this
Who Got The Best Prediction Last Month?
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"I Swear To God If At Least One Of The Main Characters Get Laid I Will Shoot A Bitch" got the majority of 211 votes this poll, and rightfully so given the circumstances.
How Was This Month’s Chapter?
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329 of you said it was the greatest gift to ever bless our eyes, while 149 of you truly want to burn this chapter to the ground, never to be seen or heard from again.
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How Are You At Introductions?
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As expected of the fandom, an enormous 52.6% of you all realize first impressions matter and have mastered the art of the introduction.
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Who Is The Best Perv?
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Jean tops Eren as the best pervert around by a large margin of 37.3% (174) 
Zackley
Porko probably carrying naked Reiner to the hospital
zeke is a furry vore fetishist
Zevi and their forest hotel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I don't care about this question, just here to say I LOVE PIECK
That’s nice but try to stay on topic
Hey...psst........yeah you...zevi?
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EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK
Nani?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
how dare you
why
#zevi4evah
[Error 404:] [[Due to the inclusion of the term "ZEVI", this response has been redacted from the poll, see OP for more details]]
I LOVE PIECK!
Okay I get it, you love Pieck.
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Why Is Mikasa Staring At Us?
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The fandom has spoken with the plurality that Mikasa has decided to look at us in approval after hearing about Mikafloch.
She found out not enough of us ship MikaFloch
she found out some of us DON'T ship mikafloch smh
She found out about Zevi
She looks at us like she was in The Office because she realized she hasn’t had any memorable lines yet
She realized she'll never have a happy ending in this hell of a manga
Springles?
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The fandom has almost tied it up this round, it’s not Romantic, it’s DiGiorno
It's my heart in a basket on fire
I think they had that perfect combo of being in sync friends who can bang without it affecting their relationship/friendship. Plus Connie already knew he would never be #1 in Sasha's heart - cuz that is for food. Connie understood that and that is why Sasha loved him. (Among of course all the other shit they've experienced together)
It's Free Real Estate
ONLY SPRINGLESTEIN! Holy trinity!!
I LOVE PIECK
I GET IT! NO MORE! OKAY? OKAY!
How're Everyone’s Ships?
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Laugh fandom...laugh the pain away.
Swimming in the Sea of Sinking Ships
Sinking hard like Reiner's depression
my ship died. well half of it did
dead for like probably two years now
Erwin :(
Both dead but y'know that's probably not the worst thing that could happen right now
i dont even care anymore
I should probably stop asking this.
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Why Did Reiner Look At Under The Blanket?
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It was almost even, but most people feel that Reiner was more concerned about waking up naked next to Porco then whether his legs were still in the correct place.
Depreineression.
he was about to dash off to save the kids but then realized his body hair wasn't all there yet
“Yo wtf why do I have chocolate abs”
I would include more responses buuuut...this is a family-friendly poll.
Onyankopon?
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was there ever any doubt?
Too hot (hot damn)
Hot enough to be the father
Hot enough to made me erect
I turned gay for him
Even hotter than Ogweno
He just seems like a great character,okay?
Who Will Open Up To The Survey Corps First?
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Both Gabi and Eren have been predicted to make peace at such a close percentage, it appears the fandom predicts they will open up at the same time. It seems people are finally warming up to Gabi.
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Favorite Translation Fail?
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Kiyomi beat out her competition this round with 1/3 of the fandom deciding that Greed overpowers Eren’s need to remove his shirt whenever possible.
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What’s The Best Part About This Image?
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With Porco being pretty low in terms of popularity, Isayama decided to make him more relatable by making him attempt to drink his problems away. Clever Isayama. Clever.
Pieck being alive
Pieck! If course!
Pieck the true Bae
Pieck's back
PIECK
pieck being cute as always
Nice to see the fandom love a character so much after such a controversial chapter! I appreciate all of you guys.
I love Pieck
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Favorite Rare-Pair This Chapter?
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Nikolo X Sasha surpassed Mikasa X Historia by 5.2% with a large number of you answering a redacted response...for some reason.
Sasha’s father x Nikolo......... I hate myself
Yelena x Mikasa x Levi, the threesome of descending height
Kiyomi X Money
Porko x Alcohol
giant monkey (zeke) x giant trees
Kiyomi X Saliva
Which Character Did You Want To See The Most?
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The Fandom was neck at neck between Floch and FLOCH, but Floch beat out FLOCH for the title of best floch in the floch in the end.
erwin
Sasha
Fucking ymir
all of them dead
connies mom
Glad to see people with realistic expectations
Flegel
Rico
H i t c h D r e y s e
who are they?
Any Additional Thoughts?
no 
no
No
No
Yes
Yes
...Best Fandom In The World Y’all
WHY TF DOES MIKASA'S ANCESTORS TATTOO/SYMBOL LOOK LIKE THE APP STORE ICON
if floch wont be in the next chapter i will fly to japan and draw him in it myself, stick man or not 😤
MORE ZEVI
:)
NO MORE FLOCH. BAD CHILD.
:(
Eren just washed his face, so that's just his mascara running.
Why does everyone keep dying?
I'm thinking about adopting nicolo
... ... ...
I love Pieck.
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Any Predictions For ONLY Next Chapter?
historia gets more screentime because bitch what the fuck
Floch is the father
Kiyomi goes to Paradis and takes Mikasa back to Hizuru, Mikasa finds Falco and Gabi are hiding on the ship and they are shocked.
Someone will die: me
Flock, Flegel and Daz get together and form the ultimate trio becoming the new leads of the story
Zeke will be introduced to his harem. Gabi and Falco will find Sasha's father who will give them the light of wisdom and will turn Gabi into a loving goddess of Eldia Mikasa and Historia will have a bath together
Floch did the do with Historia
Floch dies. This poll will cease to exist. And we all live happily ever after. Except Historia. Or Reiner. Or Eren. Or Mikasa. Or Connie. Or Sa-
Zeke will die and Levi will die and Eren will die and Historia will die and Her baby will die and Zackley will die and Nikolo will die and Connie will die and Paradis will die and Kiyomi will die and Marley will die and Randomdude#853 will die and WorldSNKissetupin will die too.
Reiner finds out that Gabi and Falco got a free blimp ride and Zeke is staying in a nice hotel, yay fun!
Mikasa is the new queen-shogun of Japan. Historias baby daddy is a named character
Hisufloch or mikafloch will be canon and armin will appear
We'll hopefully learn more about what happened to Historia and more on the events from one year ago. Gabi and Falco will wreak more havoc before they are caught. More Zekerets will be revealed and Eren will continue to be worst boi. Reiner must save the children and Marley is preparing a counter-attack. More Annie, pls?
It won't be all right
That’s All Folks. I’ll See You For Next Month’s Poll.
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