#Forgive me I am not a dentist

[thecoolsquirrel]

I wanted to do the different types of teeth the Diasomnia boys might have based off the respective animals theyre based off of plus bonus Silver and then I just added all the non human bois EXCEPT Azul cause I literally had no idea

[fissions-chips]

ahhhhhh

tooth hurty

[tapeworm-loser]

So umm forgot to tell y’all this but woke this morning and found this in my notes app

I do remember writing something but not this

[keeganbrainmush]

Hello! I really enjoy your blog! I was wondering if you have done Gaz or Soap with a short hispanic s/o that's like scary quiet when their mad?

John " Soap " MacTavish + Kyle " Gaz " Garrick x Hispanic scary quiet lover. ; Gender Neutral

♡Headcanons/Drabbles ♡The damn dentist asked me if I wanted to file down my fangs, i should but my fangs bro imma cry ♡I added abit of Reader forgiving them bc I love my boys:) ♡Sorry it was short or feels rushed, I'm sick and I'm trying to get as many fics I can before possibly going to the hospital.<33

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John " Soap " MacTavish

Hes confused and panics after listening to you mumble something in spanish as you walked away during an argument.

After his time in Las Almas, he's picked up quite abit of spanish from Alejandro and Rudy.

Still can't clearly translate what you said, so he went to Ale.

When he tries to repeat it to Alejandro, it comes out as a mix of gibberish and a scottish accent. His personal translator has no idea was he was saying.

John left with still no idea what you were muttering about.

When he got back home and saw you on the couch reading a book he was expecting atleast a look but slightly hurt when you didn't acknowledge the fact he had just arrived.

" Hey, Love. " He called out to you, putting the car keys away. " Hey. " You mumbled quietly, not looking up from your book. John fiddled with his fingers nervously as he sat near you on the couch and looked at you with puppy eyes. You were completely focused on what you were reading. Whatever you were reading could not have been so interesting to not look at him. ' Shite.. ' He thought to himself, thinking of ways to make it upto you. " Hey, (Name). " John whispered, his eyes sad and soft. How could you be mad at that face? " What is it, Angel? " You asked, your demeanor changing as you instantly softened up. He crawled towards you and rest his head on your lap, looking up at you with his blue eyes. " Were ye mad at me? " He asked, looking up at you with lovesick eyes. " Yeah, still am. But your eyes are pretty so I decided to not be mad for right now. " You told him, cradling his head as you rubbed his mohawk back.

Kyle " Gaz " Garrick

Genuinely confused.

Tries to talk to you several times, but only being met with mhms, yeah, and sure.

I feel like Rudy taught alot of spanish to Kyle, but you talking quick and with your accent made the wires in his brain spark.

Follows you around like a puppy until you speak an actual sentence to him.

Makes a :I face whenever you death stare him.

" Darlin' please. " Kyle pleaded, his eyes begging along with his voice. You glanced at him and looked back at your lap as you got ready for bed. He has been getting the silent treatment for a solid 12 hours, but for him it felt like eternity. He felt like he was gonna explode if he didn't get a full sentence from you soon. He sighed loudly and sat on his side of the bed, looking disappointedly at the wall as he changed to his pajamas. After he was completely changed he laid on his side, facing the wall. Kyle suddenly felt arms wrapping around his waist with a forehead being pressed to his back. " I love you. " A quiet voice muttered, causing him to grin as he turned to face you. " I knew you couldn't last being mad at me. " He teased as he faced you, his brown eyes glistening. " Don't push your luck, Garrick. " You warned him, pulling him into a hug as you enjoyed his warmth as you fell asleep.

[animeomegas]

Imagine the naruto boy's alpha going on anaesthesia for whatever reason (e.g. a dentist appointment or for an injury) and then they wake up from it and see their mate beside them and goes "damn can I date you?" bc they're still high from the drug and have no idea who their mate is😂

You blearily blinked at the room comprised almost solely of a dazzling and blinding white. Automatically, you squinted and turned your attention to the thing, no, person, sitting next to you, thankfully not wearing white, to give your eyes a reprieve.

All thoughts about where you were or why you felt weird flew out of your head as you really looked at the mysterious person. He was the most stunning person you'd ever seen.

"Wooooow," you said, trying to sit up. Your voice sounded different to how you remembered... Oh well.

The mysterious man's hands shot out to support you. He was touching you. This angel of a man was touching you! It was clearly your lucky day!

"Careful," he said. Even his voice was attractive, how unfair was that? "The mednin said not to rush trying to stand."

"You... are the most sexy person I've ever seen," you said honestly, trying to maintain eye contact with the man. It was hard because your eyes kept slipping. "Are you single?"

...

Naruto:

The man immediately burst into peals of laughter. He was howling so hard he almost slipped off his chair.

"Am I single?!" he repeated in between gasping breaths and cackling laughs.

You huffed. How rude. It was only a question!

Chouji:

"No, I'm not single," the main said softly, cupping your face gently. You whined at the thought of the beautiful stranger slipping from your grasp.

"None of that," he said, bopping you gently on the nose. "I'm not single because I'm married to you."

It took your brain a few minutes to process his words, but when you did, a big dopey smile lit up on your face. You were married to this man!!!

"Wooooooow!!!" you said again. "Does that mean I can kiss you?"

"When you're mouth is all healed, you can kiss me as much as you want."

Shikamaru:

The man stood abruptly, making you jump.

"Botan!" the man shouted, startling you once more. A second man walked briskly into the room.

"Nara sama? You called?" the second man asked.

"They don't remember me," the first man hissed, his scent becoming distressed. You felt an urge to comfort him, but your legs didn't want to cooperate and you couldn't get to him. "What happened to them? I thought you were just taking teeth out?!"

The second man held up his hands in a placating gesture.

"Confusion is very common after the kind of medication, Nara sama," the man sounded nervous. Why was he nervous? "Give them a few hours and they will be much more coherent."

Your brain was too fuzzy to make out what they were talking about. Why were the two men here again?

"Ohhh, I get it," you said suddenly, the pieces clicking together. Both of the men turned to look at you. "This man is your mate and I have to fight him if I want to date you, yes?"

Both of the men blinked at you, but you just nodded to yourself. That made perfect sense.

"I will win," you solemnly promised the second man. "You obviously don't treat him right, and I can't ever forgive such a crime."

Kiba:

"Yes," the man grinned, leaning closer to you. "Totally single."

"Best news I've heard all day," you slurred, leaning in too, until your noses were bumping.

"Yeah?" the man asked. "If you wanna date me you have to say why you think I'm the sexiest person ever."

"Pfft, that's easy," you said, happy to hear that was all you had to do. "I think your arms are so sexy, like... like powerful snakes but sexy, y'know? And then your face, why is part of it red? Mysterious... Sexy people are always a bit mysterious, so there's stuff to talk about after sex, that's how it works."

"Oh? What makes you think I'll have sex with you?" the man asked, but he sounded like he was having fun. Good, that meant you had a shot.

"What if I said please?"

Kakashi:

"Hmm, I might be," the man said, turning the page of a book you couldn't make out the title of. How could he be so sexy with most of his face covered? Also, how did he sneeze with the mask on? Unless...

"You should date me," you said confidently. "People must discriminate against you because you don't have a nose, but I love you anyway. I still think you're hot."

"Ah," the man turned he full attention onto you, the book lowering. "What?"

"It's okay, I'll keep your nose secret," you whispered, patting him on the thigh. Oh, and his thighs were glorious. You gave one a quick squeeze. Yes, very nice. "I'll also let you sit on my f-"

"Okay! You should try and get some rest," the man interrupted you, pushing you back against the bed. The little bit of his face that you could see was now turning red. Was this man sick?

"You're too pretty to be sick," you mumbled, already drifting back to sleep. The last thing you heard was a little strangled choking noise.

[yukidragon]

Sunny Day Jack Transcript - INTERVIEW - 41683

I've decided it's long past overdue to write up the transcript of the interview Jack has while in character back in 1983 when the SunnyTime Crew Show was at its peak in popularity. You can listen to this audio for yourself after playing through the demo of Something's Wrong with Sunny Day Jack, along with [Redacted]'s interview with the psyche consultant.

Disclaimer - I have auditory processing disorder, which makes it difficult for me to translate sounds into words, so please forgive any errors I might make. If I got something wrong, please do let me know so that I can correct it. Thank you.

@channydraws @earthgirlaesthetic @sai-of-the-7-stars @cheriihoney @illary-kore @okamiliqueur

...

(A click of starting a tape playing. Audio starts a bit distorted then clears up.)

Dan: Alright. Now… I’m assuming that out of all of you listening today, some of you have to be parents, right? I’m sure quite a few of you have been tuned in to this new kids show - big hit, it’s everywhere. It’s inescapable, really. I’m of course talking about the SunnyTime Crew Show.

Dan: Now I have to admit, I don’t really know what all the fuss is, but… then again I am 36 and if I did, I’d… (awkward chuckle) I’d have bigger things to worry about. (chuckle)

Dan: But today we are making an exception. We have with us one Mr. Sunny Day Jack, who I am to believe is the… the leader? The front guy? For the mass acclaimed SunnyTime Crew. How you doing, Jack?

Jack: (cheerful) I’m great, Dan! Thanks for having me on the show. Glad to be here.

Dan: (enthusiastically) I can tell. For the folks at home, you can’t see this, but wow, this guy can smile! Look at that. Your dentist must be so proud!

Jack: (modest chuckle) Oh it’s nothing a simple and consistent brushing routine can’t do, but thank you! I do my best.

Dan: (more moderate tone) Of course you do, of course you do… Now. Why don’t you tell me a bit about yourself, hmm? Tell me about Jack.

Jack: Well…, I’m sure that, as you said. I’m part of the SunnyTime Crew. I wouldn’t say I’m a leader or anything. We all just kind of do our own things, and… You know. We help the kids at home learn and talk about their feelings. There are a lot of ways to do that, and we run through them all with the kids, and… (soft laugh) Well, I mean, there’s not too much to say about it. I think it’s a very important job and I… I like it. I get to come into so many homes and be there for so many young viewers, and… Sometimes they really need it… and sometimes they don’t, but… the company is nice to have around… Yeah.

Dan: Right, right… If I’ve read up on this show correctly… you’ve all been burning hot and fast haven’t you? You know, what with all the toys and the lunchboxes and the… um… What was it? An ice show?

Jack: Oh! Uh, we’ll be doing a small live tour, nothing too big. We’ll be doing some singing, some book readings… really interacting with our fans. It’ll be a lot of fun! But if you want to know more, you can find out more information by calling in at-

(Audio glitches out and becomes incomprehensible for a second.)

Dan: Right, right, so… If you don’t mind me putting this out there… You’re kind of a celebrity, aren’t you?

Jack: (slightly awkward) I… guess you could say that. But really, we’re all-

Dan: Then we’ll put you through the same wringer as the rest of them. You’re a fine young man - plenty strong, plenty (grunting sound), you know? And you’re in there, right? Mom’s home, you’re taking care of the kids while she… you know - irons or cooks or whatever. Tell me. Do you ever get fans who are moms?

Jack: (slightly awkward) Well… sometimes. You could say that. (cheerful) And they’re really nice, just like the kids!

Dan: (sly) I’d put money on you being the crush of at least half of the housewives across America who tune in. You could do that, you know.

Jack: (awkward) I-I… guess. I wouldn’t really know.

(Awkward silence for a few seconds.)

Dan: (chuckle) Anyways… I believe… you’re on the show today with a mission?

Jack: Actually yes, Dan. I just wanted to come on and let the parents know that this weekend, me and my friends will be at the-

(Audio distortion glitches out the recording.)

Jack: -East of the-

(More audio distortion.)

Jack: -And you know, I’d love to meet and make as many new friends as possible. So, if you’d like to come down and say, “Hi,” we have balloons and games and activities!

Jack: Well, uh… actually we’ll be doing pictures and book signings too. We’re a local show, and it means a lot to have these opportunities. I just think it’s really great to be able to thank you all in person. As parents, your kids, we love teaching them and helping them grow… but when that TV turns off, it’s really is you who comes in and does the important work.

Dan: Aww… Isn’t that sweet? Unfortunately… (feigned surprised/disappointed gasp) Oh! Would you look at that? It seems like we’re out of time. But before you go though, I have to thank our sponsors and… One last question before we go, Jack. I’m asking on behalf of all the mothers out there. Ladies, thank me later.

Dan: Are you sure you aren’t… holding out on us at all? Like, come on! A guy your size has to have come from modeling or something. I’m putting it out there - there’s gotta be a picture of this guy in somebody’s charity calendar. I’m serious! Check your Mr. Junes, folks! Nobody gets this fit for themselves-

Jack: (curt) Alright. Thank you for having me, Dan. It was really… nice to be here. Um… Parents, we’ll see you this weekend. Remember, that’s at the-

(Audio distortion.)

Jack: -Mall, East of the-

(Audio distortion.)

Jack: -I’m really looking forward to it, and you should be too.

Jack: (cheerful, in character) This is Sunny Day Jack signing off, and wishing you a Sunnytime-tastic day-

(Voice distorts on the final words and fades out to static. The tape stops with a click. The beep of a TV with no signal plays before the audio ends.)

...

Additional Notes: A charity calendar are calendars made to raise funds for a particular local charity. The most well known and best selling charity calendars featured naked models posing provocatively for each month's image. These were one of the ways people could get their hands on pornographic imagery before the advent of the internet.

[whosname]

Oh, yeah, here's a second post about Gintama's Live-action adaptations. I'm a total completionist so I not only watched the second movie, I had to find the Mitsuba arc and then @sebfreak pointed me to the other miniseries, so... (sorry if it's a long post, while I'm not drawing my brain can't stop)

Right, the Mitsuba arc

Loved they include the spicy parfait scene, I mean, the cgi is what it is, but I have a lot of respect for 'em even trying,

Zaki's afro? chef's kiss, simply delicious

I mean:

Also, Hijikata's reacion to the spicy snacks? delicious. These guys are good at funny faces.

Loved the Gin's pretending to be sleeping scene, missed the part about the black circles under his eyes, tho.

(Look, it was very difficult to find the three parts of the drama, I got 'em from 3 different places and every place has it's own subtitles on indonesian or french. Also, the quality? oh my, the quality was terrible by the third part)

This is a fucking sad arc, daaaamn, and this being a drama... well, it's even more dramatic. I mean, that last scene on the roof? it always breaks my heart.

And now, for something completely different, the mini-series thingy.

The episodes they choose to adapt are... interesting, I mean who in their right mind chooses those three? okay, I love how weird the decision is.

I love the details on the one were Kagura can't sleep, I mean, the Dragon Ball mangas, the justaway alarm clock, Gintoki's pajamas.

Holy shit, the make up, the Napoleon thing, the radio drama, "I didn't get enough sleep, and I'm starting to hear strange things"; I love this episode.

And then, the one were Hijikata can't smoke, maaaan, this episode was like a fever dream in the anime and the live-action is so on point. The whole Namek planet thing, "I'm going to defeat Breeza!", "I'm trying to revive Grillin!", the cgi is not that bad, I mean, slimy grimmy Shen Long could've looked worst. Also, I insist, Hijikata's actor is so stupid good at expressions.

And, finally, the dentist episode, another fever dream. I'm very afraid of the dentist so, yeah, can confirm that People of All Ages Hate the Dentist!. Also, again, their expressions!; Hasegawa!; the treatment! This episode may have worsen my fear of the dentist

I love the way this live-actions thingies keep the whole Gintama spirit, I love that the first scene on the Rules are Made to be Broken movie is the still shot from Yorozuya HQ and it's just these idiots talking over it. If I've watched this on the cinema I would've cheered like the stupid weeabo I am (I told a friend yesterday "I went from 0 to otaku in like 3 moths" so there).

I'm so thankful for Zura's piracy thing disclaimer.

Otose!!! OMFG, I love her!

"Work! We have to find work, Gin-san!" "I don't want to!" MOOD FOREVER!

I love how they all try very hard not to laugh in the scenes with this guy, they failed, but I love it.

We've already talked about Zura's gender but... come on! how fucking amazing they are??!

Oh, and the Katsurap and then Pako (I mean, they changed her name here, but I still like Pako more 'cause Ginko is a different character, come on!) carrying her on her back.

"It's the Shogun!" aaah, you didn't fail me, Rules are Made to be Broken.

And then the hairdresser thing. I can't stop thanking you, Rules are Made to be Broken.

I guess the whole chip on Toshi's neck is weird, but maybe the whole sword thing would've been longer to explain so probably it was best for simplicity.

On that note, "Sakatashi"

"You're a Neet. You're thinking like a total Neet!" "Is that so? You guys look like pretty big Neets too." "Who the hell is a Neet?! We are hard-working workers now!"

So, yeah, I can forgive the the chip thing ONLY for the scene at Gengai's shop. Toshi, pilot the EVA.

I can't believe how close to the original is the scene were Gintoki catches Toshi by his neck and they all run away from those Shinsengumi guys.

"You tax thieves" <3

this look badass, I mean...

We have little Takasugi action in this one, but hell, I don't care, I love his scenes with Bansai. Also, Bansai, of course.

Now, this is were I feel this goes weird, Bansai's gonna try to kill the (freaking) Shogun in a total different location form the train thing. It's... weird. Tho, Bansai looks amazing on his motorcycle.

I've said this a thousand time already, but I don't care, Kagura's really Gintoki's clone, I bloody love her.

Now, I don't fell Gintoki has a real motivation to go a fight Bansai in Edo, it never convinced me. I grateful for the Raccoon Bus scene, tho, I laughed like a maniac (look, I know I need to sleep more), but... dunno "then Takasugi Shinsuke will start killing people!" wasn't enough for me. Oh, and Zura, I love that they use every excuse to use Zura but still... weird?

I really like to like the first part of Gintoki vs Bansai but... too matrix~y too... the choreography is kind of cool, the shots between fights too but the whole matrix thing... I didn't like it.

BUT! the strings thing, that I liked.

And then the last scene at the dango place, I liked it a lot, I love when they did that on the anime averytime.

[kiw-ee]

damn I have a problem. I forgive people way to easily, even if I know their toxic. I don't even fucking know or care enough to even reply. I feel shut out from society and I hate every single time I have to go somewhere (dentist, doctors etc). I just forgive people that I qualified as friends, and I don't even know what qualifies as a true friend anymore because I have had to fake so much. I dont even know what I am actually like and my actual, real personality asides from some stupid person, if you can even call it that, that can only joke and smile.

I don't actually know what I actually look like anymore. what my face would look like. my skin. my nose. my torso. my legs. all I know is that the person everyone calls 'sarah' is just some fake persona that can't take anything seriously. god, I fucking hate myself. everyone always fucking says 'shes so nice and funny!' but they would stop talking to me because of the religious fucking beliefs they follow, which make it so they hate anyone that isn't constantly perfect. god, I just want to be anything but alive and on this earth. death looks so pretty right now.

[ilivelikeimtrying]

Leosagi enemies to lovers AU (based on the song: Your Stupid Face by Kaden MacKay) where Usagi works for Big Mama/A Crime Boss and him and Leo cross paths a lot but instead of Leo falling first it's Usagi.

So something like this:

Leo /Usagi

(this song does not in anyway belong to me, please go check them out)

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Leo:

☆

I just really hate your face

Though I know that won’t surprise you

But, to me, your skin is one giant wart

And your laugh’s one big snort

And you stink, so, in short, I despise you~

☆

You disgrace the human race

‘Cause you’re more of a mosquito

I would rather have the dentist and drill

Then this swine in the swill

And if you were a bill, I would veto~

☆

And if the world was perfect

You would be gone without a trace

But since the world could never be that great

I’ll just hate your stupid face~

☆

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo~

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo~

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(after a few more accidental meet ups)

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Usagi:

Oh no...

Nooo...

✧

I just really like your face

You don’t have to look so happy!

I’m not really into love that you flaunt

In some glittery font

But if that’s what you want

Make it snappy!

✧

I just feel so out of place

Well, except for when you’re near me

When you’re gone, I’m like a plant with no root

Or a song that’s on mute

Don’t you dare call it cute!

You should fear me!

✧

And if the world was perfect

You would have never invaded my space

But since the world’s obsessed with saying “psych!”

Now I like your stupid face

✧

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

✧

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

.

(A reluctant betrayal)

.

Leo:

✿

I just really miss your face...

Though, by now, I must disgust you

I had tried to be the stubbornest mule

‘Cause I knew life was cruel

So I guess I was foolish to trust you...

✿

But I wait here, just in case

Though I know I’m being senseless...

How could I have ever been so naive

And wear my heart on my sleeve

When I knew it would leave me defenceless...

✿

And if the world was perfect

You would be here in my embrace

But since the world denied me one last kiss

I’ll just miss your stupid face

...

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo...

.

(cue signature Leon stubbornness to not give up on Usagi)

.

"Usagi!"

"Leonardo? What are you doing here?"

"I- I wanted to see you again-"

"Leo-san there is nothing to say. You saw me as I am, a monster, and even ran-"

"I didn’t run away! …It was a strategic retreat!"

"...."

"I wanted to, to talk-"

"What is there to talk about? It’s over—I ruined it."

"No you didn't! I know that wasn't you! And I know how sorry you are, aren't you?"

"Well yeah, of course I’m sorry, but—"

"Then that's all I need to know, and I've already forgiven you Usagi, without hesitation."

"No- no! Don’t forgive me! Why do you do that? Why give me another chance to mess things up... ?"

"Because I.... I... "

"... Because you WHAT ?!"

.

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Usagi:

★

Those three little words

Out of the blue

Completely uncalled for

Especially from you

★

Why don’t you hate me?

Why do you care?

Can’t you berate me? Isn’t that fair?

Where is your glare?

★

Don’t you dare leave our problems and pain on the shelf!

Because if you don’t hate me, I can’t hate myself...

★

But that’s why I need you

You shatter my fear

‘Cause despite my misdeed

You are still right here

★

Though it’s stupid to date me

You’re willing to try

And if you don’t hate me

Then why should I?

.

.

.

"Are you sure you don't want to give up on me?"

"Uh- yeah, pretty sure dude."

"You're a moron...”

.

.

.

Both:

♡ ♡

So you think that we could work?

Here I thought I’d been the dumb one

("What?") You’re forgiving me for all I did wrong

You’re unmuting the song

And again, I belong to someone

♡ ♡

No- You can drop the stupid smirk

Though, by now, I guess you’ve earned that

‘Cause no matter how intensely I pout

Your stupid face will win out

And I guess it’s about time I learned that

♡ ♡

And though we go together like a Chanel No.5 and mace

At least it’s not as dull as fitting like a glove

‘Cause you’re a nightmare that I’ve not been dreaming of

But I suppose that when push comes to shove

("Fine.")

I love your stupid face

♡ ♡

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

.

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"Your stupid face."

[androgynousblackbox]

To every person that has ever suggested that "just give the kid into adoption" as a "solution" for unwanted pregnancies, I want to make you a deal: Gimme your body. Let me get inside. And I will get inside, but not when you expect it or planned for it. Don't worry, I will make sure to be the biggest inconvenience in your life I can be. Maybe I will make me entering your body a little bit traumatic, just as a treat. It will only be for nine months after all. Come on, it will be fun! Like a little nine month pajama party where I get to have all the fun and you vomit before craving pickles with whipped cream. I will kick your organs when you try to read, it will be hilarious. You can go wait for your turn to visit the doctor and pee in your seat because I kicked your bladder without any warning. I hope you are not especially attached to your hair and nails, pal, because I will be needing those nutrients for me. We don't want to be selfish now, do we? Oh, and your bone density is gone so don't be surprised if a teeth falls out. You have a good dentist anyway, don't you? Wigs aren't that expensive either. You will fine. You can say goodbye to any physical activity that ever gave you pleasure and your work too, if your boss refuses to pay your leave or rehire you after the nine month. Or they do that shitty thing where they hire you, but make it so horrible that you end up quitting anyway. But it's okay. I am sure you will find some way to pay the doctor, the bills and our food. You will figure out. Probably. Me? Don't be silly, I am inside your body, how could I pay for anything here? Supportive parents or family could be very useful here, do you have those at hand? Because if don't, oh boy, I don't want to be in your place. In your body I will fine though. I will get to make you don't fit any of the clothes you had before. That energy your had before, give it up, come on, you know I need it more. You are so lucky that everyone arounds you is so understanding and won't ever look down on you because you will need a break, and you don't know how long it will last. I hope you didn't pick any illness or infection or I don't die inside of you, because here's the thing: if that happens, I am taking you down with me. We are on this thing together, right to the end. It happens more frequently than you think. And then, after the nine month, I will come out, don't worry. A deal is a deal. I will come out through your genitalia, just like we agreed, and maybe rip it all the way to your asshole, just for fun. What is a little more blood between friends, am I right? But I heard doctors can do wonder about that nowadays, so you will probably be fine. Maybe, I don't know. You were the one who borrowed their body for this, not me. It will be the worst pain that you ever had in your life, I will make sure of that. Like a saw cutting you in half and then setting your nerves on fire. Even with all the drugs they could give you, and that if you manage to reach the hospital in time in the first place, you will notice I am there, making my way down town through the body you gave to me. It could take hours, or so I am told. Sometimes it even last days. Isn't that exciting? Maybe you will shit the bed a couple of times, and that is not nice, but I will forgive you because we are friends. You will still have to refrain from sex for a few weeks, maybe months even. You could develop some kind of permanent deficiency. Oh, I don't really garantee I will give you back the things I took, upsie daisy! You could even die from an infection or blood loss. But hey. It was only nine months. And I won't have to deal with whatever is left of you, so why should I care?

[crescent-mood]

Hello I hear that you are a dentistry student.

Is there anything you know of slash can think of that could be done to make the bi-annual Dentist Experience less intense? I have autism and sensory issues and the whole experience makes me so nervous I get close to vomiting because of how uncomfortable it is.

Hello! Thank you so much for the ask.

Indeed, I am a dentistry student, finishing studies very soon.

Here's some things that might help you or someone else out, hopefully.

Hear me out. If possible for you, make it so there's the least amount of effort that needs to be put into your appointment by the dentist or hygienist. What I mean by this is: take care of your teeth properly. And yes, I know how difficult this can be, especially when you're going through a depressive episode or a particularly rough patch. No judgement here!

What do I mean by taking care of your teeth properly? The usual: brush at least twice a day and floss. But there's more to it.

Use fluoride toothpaste. Whitening toothpaste tends to be more abrasive and I generally don't recommend it for that reason.

Medium or soft-bristled toothbrush. It will be more forgiving if your brushing technique is a bit too harsh.

Start brushing on the lingual side of your teeth first. That way you'll prevent the buildup of calculus where it usually tends to collect. Therefore, you might not even need scaling on your next appointment.

If you don't have the dexterity or patience for dental floss, use flossers.

To help your teeth re-mineralize and perhaps even stop surface-level caries from developing further, use products such as Tooth Mousse that contains "liquid enamel".

Try to actually go to the dentist as often as they suggest you should. The dentist assesses the risk of you having cavities or gum issues and how often you should have check-ups. Dental work usually gets more expensive and invasive the longer you let yourself go without regular visits.

If you consume a lot of soft drinks, have an eating disorder, acid reflux or vomit often, do not brush your teeth immediately after getting your teeth exposed to the acid. This over a period of time will combine erosion and abrasion to the enamel and dentin and can be very damaging. Instead, thoroughly rinse your mouth with water, then fluoride mouthwash, and wait at least 20 minutes before brushing your teeth. I know it feels disgusting but it prevents damage to the teeth that might need fixing in the future.

When it comes to visiting your dentist/hygienist:

Inform them about your sensory issues. If they don't take them seriously or accommodate them, maybe it's better to switch to someone else, if possible. I know advocating for yourself can be difficult but a good medical professional will take it into consideration.

Nausea can possibly be prevented with nitrous oxide or antihistamines. The former is often used for more invasive procedures such as tooth extractions. The right kind of antihistamines can reduce anxiety and nausea. If you want to consider those, talk to your family doctor about them and see if it's a good fit for you.

If you're very nervous, schedule an introductory appointment that will only be specifically for getting used to the dentist or hygienist as a person and the environment of the office. Voice your concerns then. Going to a pediatric dentist specifically might be a good option.

Ask the staff to walk you through every step of the way so you're not surprised by the experience.

If you dislike the sensation of your tongue getting really dry while getting a cavity filling done, ask beforehand if there's a possibility of using a dental dam during the procedure. It might be uncomfortable in other ways but it will keep your tongue moist.

That's all the things I've thought of so far. I might add onto it in the future. Feel free to ask me any questions you might have and I'll try to answer them to the best of my ability. If you have any specific sensory issues and would like to share, I'd love to try and help out!

[lyinginbedmon]

Some rando on a YouTube comment I posted like half a year ago on a video about a convict using medical treatment to get a reprieve from incarceration popped their head up to suggest "If he killed or hurt [my] loved one, [my] sentiments would be different" and hey whatever I've got time to kill tonight (I have a dentist appointment reeeeeally early) so here's Lying's Opinion On Incarceration(TM)

I guess firstly I should check my privilege a bit. Yes, to the extent of my knowledge I've never lost a loved one to violent crime, never even had one be injured by it. My family don't even have any meaningful military history (yippees in pragmatic pacifist) so we weren't even that involved in the multiple wars of the last century. Our biggest killer is cancer and it's not even a close competition.

So sure, I probably do have different values on this subject compared to someone who has experienced violent crime more directly. I can probably make a lot of bold statements here with absolutely zero hard testing to support them as a result. That disclaimer aside, here's the main take:

I do not support a model of justice that is founded on retribution.

Point 1: Cold-Blooded Crimes Are Extremely Rare, And The Law Knows It

Here's the rub: Most crime isn't premeditated, nor is it done in cold-blood. The language of law even admits this whole-heartedly, it's why every TV detective is always talking about "motive", ie. the "why" of the crime. In a lot of crimes it's even vital to actually determine what if any crime occurred: the mens rea.

Did the seductive widow want money? Was the business partner worried his embezzling scheme would be uncovered? Did the escaped convict just need a ride to get away from the police search area?

All of which means that fundamentally our existing law system acknowledges that crimes happen for a reason. And statistically, the very very vast majority of those crimes share mostly the same reason: Inequality leading to desperation.

The cold-blooded psychopaths that stalk the alleys at night looking for the next innocent victim to slake their inexorable thirst for blood are... well they're all but total fiction (and ableist). Understandable really, since they make for a cheap and easy villain in a story. The actual serial killers in our world are almost all united through commonalities of trauma and/or mental illness. Many of them would even have been avoidable examples if there had been greater care provided to them beforehand.

So the guy who hurt or killed my loved one, in this hypothetical, most probably had a reason to do it. And that reason, statistically, is most likely far far greater in scope than the person he attacked. And whilst I am speaking from a place of never having had to test this hypothesis, I think I can honestly forgive someone for doing something out of desperation that I probably would have at least seriously considered as well were I in the same circumstances.

Honestly I think the very vast majority of my loved ones wouldn't even want me to fixate on their trauma or death in such a fashion as would engender a pursuit for revenge. They'd want me to just keep going and remember them as they lived.

The crimes where my loved one was an explicit and selected target and the motive wasn't some measure of self-preservation are so few and far between that they hardly even bare thinking about. A system of incarceration is never going to dominantly address such things, it's going to address everyone else.

That fictional inmate who took an opportunity to temporarily find his way out of an environment that is quite genuinely and intentionally designed to be toxic, unpleasant, dangerous, and dehumanising can hardly be blamed for doing so as a result. It's natural, it's human, it makes perfect sense.

Which brings me to the next point:

Point 2: What Do I Gain By Sending Someone To The Artificial Hell Dimension?

We have entire mythologies constructed around the valid truth that revenge doesn't solve anything in the end. The only thing we're going to accomplish by taking someone desperate enough to commit a crime worthy of a protracted time out in the hell dimension, is make people who are even more desperate to do whatever it takes to get out or at least exercise even the slightest mote of control over their circumstances.

This doesn't even necessarily have to be a moral or ethical argument, it's just a question of practicality really. It accomplishes nothing but to perpetuate the same causative factors that allegedly necessitated its creation in the first place.

If someone is hungry, they will steal less if we feed them. If someone is in pain, they will harm less if we provide medical treatment. If someone is unhappy, they will lash out less if we help them to find happiness. Rehabilitation is by and large the most cost-efficient and productive approach to take toward the very vast majority of crimes.

And on a personal level, I'm not actually going to get anything out of it either way. Making the person who harmed my loved one hurt isn't going to un-harm my loved one, it's not going to resurrect them or prevent other people from being hurt by other nascent criminals with the exact same circumstances. Their motive was quite probably reasonable and understandable and is experienced every day by countless others yet to be shoved in the hell dimension.

Whilst the family of victims of violent crime are frequently trotted out in the media when the question of an inmate's release or execution is raised, they gain absolutely nothing from the result. And it's just not emotionally healthy to even suggest that you could sleep better each night knowing someone who did you some abstract wrong is suffering. Lord knows knowledge of other people suffering does nothing for my beauty sleep.

Conclusion

So we're presented with the current incarceration model as some kind of solution to the broad and generic problem of crime and told that it's the best course to provide a sense of comfort to the victims and their families.

But it's really not.

It does absolutely nothing to curb crime, because harsh consequences were already the expected result of not committing the crime, and it does nothing for the families, because at its absolute best it's just an unhealthy coping mechanism for trauma.

[snepdragon]

10 fandoms 10 characters

tagged by @grave-cleric (sending you death beams for making me choose) get ready for the most random assortment of characters

Vash the Stampede from Trigun. starting strong with mr Love and Peace. i love a guy who has suffered more than jesus so jot that down. what more do you need me to say? hes a pacifist with a gun(three of them even)

Cole from Ninjago. now with a full 180 its the lego ninja show. cringe is dead and he has been here since 2011. idk man i just like him

Trafalgar Law from One Piece. another old fave. tragic backstory, kinda op powers, one of his oldest friends is a bear, edgy and hes a doctor(i dont think he has a medical licence)

Boris Habit from Smile for Me. 37 year old 7'4" gay trans dentist who likes flowers and has a hand puppet of himself (play the game btw)

Jester/Sarmenti from Darkest Dungeon. tormented jester who chose violence. theres not much else to say i support him in his killings

Genji Shimada from Overwatch. first of all, ive never played the game and i never will. second.. cmon hes a cyborg ninja with dragon powers how am i not supposed to like him. also his journey to self acceptance and forgiveness is peak

Greed the Avaricious from Fullmetal Alchemist. hot. next. jk jk i love his whole character arc so much i cant put it to words. im trying to write something here but i actually cant hes perfect. also sexy

Luchino Diruse from Identity V. professor studying lizards became a big lizard man himself but is actually pretty excited about it since its interesting and above regular humans. also probably tormented by an eldritch god but who isnt

Yuki Sanada from Tsuritama. my boy who has terrible social anxiety.... but thru friends learns to open up and smile. theres also fishing(and aliens). lives with his cool grandma(watch tsuritama im no longer asking)

Mister Mistoffelees from Cats the Musical. gay little cat who does magic and sparkles what do you want from me

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

Sissel(Ghost Trick), Tendou Satori(Haikyuu!!), Hobie Brown/Spiderpunk(Spiderverse), Niko(One Shot), Hypnos(Hades), Hidan(Naruto) and about 50 others but ill be here whole week

tagging uhhh @tendous-satoris @vadelmat @just-complete-trash

[oliverferrie]

I LIVE

...and am back on Tumblr! It's been far too long :0 I went to a bunch of conventions over the summer, sold my book, it was received really well, then I got back to Norway and BAM, depression hit hard, stole most of my motivation.

There was a horrible stint with the dentist, where I needed what was meant to be a routine surgery but I got pain complications which put me out for about a month. It was.. not the best, and I lost a lot of weight, but now I'm starting to recover.

And I recovered a bit by writing a Halloween homebrew dnd campaign / escape room game, which I debuted at a Halloween party to awesome success! More on that later.

For now, Hi, hello, and thank you for still tagging me in things.

I have a huge backlog of books to read and review, so I also apologise if yours is one of those and I haven't posted about it yet ;_; Please forgive me, motivation is coming back slowly!

[doing-something-unholy]

you were so close- maybe an inch of room between us as i felt the whisper of your breath on my skin. you stared into my eyes, and what seemed like creeping judgement and repentance filled your gaze.

“god i hate you.” i hear you mumble, your breath tangled with a hint of wine.

my lips curl up into a smile,

“i wouldn’t have it any other way.” you pull me towards you, the gap between our lips finally closing, and the tension between us snapping while our frantic hands and eager lips explored each crevice of the other. i rush to take off your robe, leaving you with only your dress pants and shirt. it’s weird seeing you without your collar.

of course we could always put another one on.

i lead you onto the floor, on your knees.

right now i just wanted the words i’d prayed you’d say, and i was going to pry them out of your mouth with a clamp like a dentist pulling teeth:

‘i love you, sock’.

a sick sort of smile creeps onto my face as i stand before you, watching as you look up at me with that same eager look you always give me.

you open your mouth to speak only to choke when the heel of my shoe presses down into your painfully hard cock.

“fuck- o-oh fuck..." i hear you groan out in the most pathetic way i’d ever heard. high pitched and ragged and shooting straight to my core.

i test the waters, this time stepping on your thigh. as expected, your whole body tenses as you squeeze your eyes shut, barely stiffling a pained groan. i didn’t know you’d be like this. thought you’d be well- normal. or at least a top- keeping the holy persona i knew and loved.

no- not loved.

adored.

Being at your feet feels right, being under your heel a fair repentance for the sinful feelings you cause. The look on your face, pitying me for being so easy to bring low, inspires an addicting combination of shame and arousal in me. I know it's not what you expected, that your spiritual leader is all too eager to submit to a sinner instead of God, that the man so many look up to every Sunday would get on his knees at the promise of being put in his place, that I'd be a willing whore.

I'm a mess, shivering on the floor and hoping you'll punish me for lying to you. You've always been able to see right through me, never letting me hide the lust in my heart from you, always dragging it out of me one way or another. Forcing me to bare my guilty desires of the flesh and acting on them. I'm sure by now you know I'm just being difficult when I say I hate you. Lord, forgive me for lying, but I actually only hate the way my body gives me away, getting so painfully hard for you. I know what you want from me, but if I gave it to you freely, there'd be no guarantee you'd keep coming back. My only hope is to hide how desperate I am for your attention, pretending to put up a fight for the sheer pleasure of making you break me.

I don't think it'll take much, vulnerable and sensitive from the communion wine you can smell on my breath, and achingly hard, staring up at you like you're the only god that matters to me right now.