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scaptain-marvel · 2 years

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so netflix really does hate lesbians, huh?

#i can't believe ittttt #ive never been happy i don't even know what happiness is #HOW COULD THEY????????#ava x beatrice #avatrice #warrior nun #ava silva #GUYS SERIOUSLY I CANNOT BELIEVE IT #ive never felt this bad with a cancelation before and i mean it with all my heart

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vanilla-poisons · 1 year

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No matter how funny you think you are you will never be funnier than Jamil doing a whole fucking ballroom dance routine on accident and then falling over in despair while mentally saying “without thinking…MY DANCING SOUL!!”

#quinnramblesandjabbers #I think about this everyday it’s so fucking funny pls #ik I should take him seriously but I just keep thinking about this #“I can’t believe I just danced romantically with the guy I love hate in front of these ppl…curse my need to dance #like what #WHAT #twst #twisted wonderland #jamil viper #kalim al asim #twst shitpost #twst manga #he’s fucking shaking he’s so upset guys #also just how often were they fucking dancing together? they had a whole routine #i always assumed they just learned modern dance #like ballroom dancing is a whole different skill set #I took dance for years but I cannot ballroom dance for shir

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monkeybebop · 6 months

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POV: Lacho approach you at the bar.

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themachine · 2 years

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Sorry if you don't have the spoilers tag filtered

#ultrakill spoilers #ultrakill #sisyphus prime #minos prime #sisyphus is so fucking huge it's honestly insane . gonna be hard to convey that in an actual full piece LOL #i have a lot of thoughts about this update #mostly that it's fucking amazing and i cannot BELIEVE how good it is #i am yet to beat p-2 on violent though. it's tuff. did it on standard first time around and it's seriously so much harder on violent #gonna stop rambling now hope you guys enjoy the pictures #my art #sketches

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liquidstar · 6 months

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and now for something stupid

#but really i also just wanted to play around w this sort of coloring style bc its been FOREVER since ive used it #and i think i can make it look better now #AND i think i can make more sillay stuff like this and not have it take as long w cleaning up lines #anyway now you all understand the terrible dynamic between these three #phobo's infodump text is just copypasted from the wikipedia page for knives.#julliet ALSO uses knives is the thing so hes actually mansplaining < JOKE #he just wants to share. even if it gives her a headache. but he wouldnt mansplain he doesnt have it in him. hes ok with felonies tho #but julis life hasnt known peace since she was told to take care of the newbies #and shes ALSO a newbie (just slightly less so) so really this is probably just tartarus hazing her #theyd take one look at the two disorganized unserious overeager newbies and think ''you know what would be fucking hilarious''#and pass them onto the neurotic slightly-less-newbie who takes everything as seriously as possible. disaster combination.#i cannot stress enough that this is a group of bandits and murderers theyre NOT above hazing.#deimos actually is doing the best job at it since he is stealing as we speak #i mean hes not supposed to do it to his teammates but still. on the right track #as for the dynamic between deimos and phobos themselves its like. theyre just bros. theyre both pretty similar in personality #except deimos is kinda more mean and cynical while phobos can be kinda. dense and naive despite literally where hes at in life #but most of the time theyre basically beavis and butthead #i would also like to stress that juli is not being homophobic she just already cannot stand these guys and cant believe the audacity #but. complete misunderstanding. karma for stealing wallets ig #this will never be cleared up by anyone ever #but again thats not their dynamic they are just beavis and butthead. and i guess that makes juli daria LOL #finn's ocs #finn's art

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rogueshadeaux · 2 months

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Slllliiiiiides over here. Hi hello. I don't think I'll do a bad karma run (IM SORRY. IM SORRY!!) cause a) I'm a wimp and b) I need to get off videogames as soon as I'm done cause I've spent too much time playing lately lmao BUT I will be watching playthrougs cause I gotta know how fucked up he gets.... I gotta know...

To clarify i have a pre existing oc from a story that could be very easily flung into a vat of "au juice" because she's already halfway there in her own cannon LMAO we shall see, for now I have a huge list of things I want to draw for this game so I gotta finish 2 before I explode then I can unleash myself on art again. Gotta feed the discord now. I'm cooking for a crowd.

hi i've been dead for 8 days and recuperating for two lol I understand life stuff (and saw some references to it on your timeline, like the warhammer stuff and the tarot card thing??? bro that shit looks so good!!) as someone that literally shared your stuff and then got ripped away for my own life happenings lmfao. But if you get the chance in the future? Seriously, try an evil karma inF2 run. There's something about how they balanced the story that puts its predecessor AND sequel to shame. They're the same story, but different tales. They have the same goal, but different goalposts. SPP gives you a well-thought-out storyline that both is cohesive, but feels like your choices actually matter. It has none of the "I can help this old lady...or kick her fucking dog lol" of inFAMOUS 1, or the "I will fight for the tribe but literally do everything wrong. everywhere. because I'm a Bad Boy™" of inFAMOUS: Second Son. The choices feel real. They feel sound. They feel like the choices a man wronged by the world would make, if he decided to turn to his harbored resentment instead of his morality. And let's be honest, Cole also feels more morally gray in inF2 than 1 anyways, so seeing the path he takes is great because it genuinely feels like he's done with the accumulation of every shitty situation that has happened to him. And I'm sure you know how the story ends now, so...don't you wanna see what happens if he chose the other option? (pls tell me you haven't watched the playthrough yet lmfao)

Anyways yeah no I totally get life shit, it loves to pull you away from stuff, and also as someone only just now trying to do the bad options in Detroit: Become Human despite getting the game at launch because I need 6 years of preparation to be the bad guy, I understand the wimp bit too. It's hard to be mean sometimes. But with Cole's inF2 story, it doesn't feel mean. It feels like a desperate man, trying to fight for a future he's not convinced cares about him.

And yes oh my god please keep creating lmfao we all love your art so goddamn much. Don't leave this fandom you're now a very important asset. And it's always a good thing, throwing old friends into new situations! I love an OC in a wardrobe change. That's usually the best translation. Think a bit harder about forcing that OC into a new role. Shove her ass onto the stage. We'd all love her.

#infamous #infamous 2 #Cole MacGrath #bro i will scream about this fucking game from the rooftops nonstop it's the best one outta them all.#genuinely the only game i've ever played the bad guy in and went 'yeah okay i'd do that irl too'#versus vomitting when picking the asshole options in other games lmfao. i cannot be mean.#momma ain't raise no bitch but she DID raise an overthinking goody two shoes #seriously tho i love your art and pleASE keep at it. and good luck with the warhammer thing!! 32 minifigs is a LOT i do not envy you #will say you're the ONLY person I know who likes Kuo!! Which is so funny watching you integrate into the fandom talking so well about her #when I have like 3 friends I know that have made up instances in fics/hc just to kill her ass. everyone hates her lmfao #anyways you're aussie and i am an american about to sleep so. todaloo kangaroo.#also i do NOT have the inFAMOUS comics illegally on a google drive. How could you ask that? I know you wanted to read them but my god #I can't believe you'd think I have pirated material that I'd willingly distribute if you shot me a message (👀)

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gojuo · 1 year

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Proshippers be funny af. GoT opening sequence is nothing like hotd so that comparison they pulled up is false and desperate.

me: i want helaegon to be the deconstruction of targaryen incest that examines the psychological horror of a forced marriage to one's own sibling in which the full family is already hanging by a thread in a treacherous situation since there is no other targ couple in the entirety of canon perfectly situated to explore and dissect this horrific aspect of targaryen culture

#them: i want an incestuous love triangle (that is not canon) because incestuous love triangles is interesting writing or something

#i cant believe there are asoiaf fans out there that seriously dont want the targ inc*st to be probed and taken apart and vivisected. likeee #the entire point of targ incst is that its a horror show. its wrong. it should be denounced by the narrative. helaegon is the perfect fit #for that exploration and condemnation. hightower mother. first non targ parent and queen. first targ son that is disowned and emasculated #which leads to aegon not wanting to be a part of targaryen culture. neurodivergent helaena who does not or cannot understand why aegon acts #like it. who doesnt understand whats wrong with her (theres nothing wrong with her). aegon who just wants to be a brother since he cant be #son nor an heir. but hes not allowed to bc the dad who disowned him forces him to partake in targ culture. the blurring lines between #brother and husband and sister and wife and the horror of it all. what is love? i love you bc you are my sister but i cant love you bc you #are my wife and bc you are my sister it is wrong. big bro and first son aegon who has nothing to his name wanting a good life for his sibs #since aemond and daeron are not first sons and will never be first sons they are not doomed like aegon the first son is #and helaena could have lived a happy life married to a good guy with an inheritence who can actually bring smt to the table (unlike disowne #aegon) and who is not related by blood to her somewhere far away from KL and all of its grief. but its never gonna happen now bc they are #targaryens and this is what targaryens do. and alicent watches on unable to stop it. unable to spare her children from this horror show #and then blood and cheese happens...#and what does helaemond bring to the table ? .... uhh incst love triangle i guess 😒🙄#anti helaemond #helaegon #hotd critical #anonymous #answered

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shhh-secret-time · 7 months

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This just in local Golden Retriver boy bags the baddest bitch in South Park with his lovesick puppy ways. Good for them fr fr

Hey uh, more people in this community keep being nice to me. And it's no secret that I love drawing OCs and ships. So @theartichrist I hope I drew her right. She's so fucking pretty!

They remind me of Orange 🍊 and Grape 🍇 Fanta!

Here's the link to the base I used. I saw it and I couldn't resist.

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pbnmj · 2 years

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actually you know what the mcu was absolutely evil for introducing spider-man and immediately making him follow iron man around and then ALSO using him as a prop to make iron man look cooler meanwhile peter barely gets a faithful story of his own IN HIS OWN MOVIES

#sorry that it takes like. one textpost to get me writing a paragraph wall #THE FACT. IRON MAN . IS A MASSIVE PLOT POINT IN HOCO AND ALSO IN FFH. BROTHER I DO NOT FUCKING CARE ABOUT THIS GUY #DO NOT GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THE SONY MOVIES . I AM SO . FUCKING . INSANE RN #I MISS HARRY SOOOOOOOO BAD I WANT PARKSBORN CODEPENDENCY NOWWWWWWWWWW #PERSONAL #THE FACT THAT HOCO IS 'peter is so young and naive he keeps making mistakes'#AND THEN FFH IS 'peter is so young and naive he keeps making mistakes'#AND THEN NWH IS 'peter is so young and naive he keeps making mistakes'#DUDE WHEN DOES HE LEARN. WHEN DOES HE GET CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT #ALSO THE FACT HE JUST . EVERY MOVIE HE FINDS OUT TONY IS ACTUALLY AN EVEN WORSE PERSON THAT HE PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED AND #NOOOOTTTTHINGGGGGG IS DONE ABOUT IT #the fact it took 3 movies of fucking around and it ended up with the mcu implying he's going to be more comics accurate. or at least less ..#like that....#like you have a trilogy to do something with spidey and also an EXTENDED UNIVERSE and nothing happens #the nymcu (new york marvel cinematic universe) where its just daredevil and spider man and some select avengers that i like is very real to #me. VERY real to ME #we also seriously have to lower the stakes i'd love for him to be a friendly neighborhood spider-man #im not joking. why was he even in england. like just write any semblance of plot so peter feels responsible and FOLLOWS beck to england #because he literally cannot leave it alone. because it is his responsibility. because he cant help but think this is his fault #mostly a joke cause i dont love england but still.#SOMEHTING LIKE THIS PLEASE. PLEASE PPPPLLLLLEEEAAAAASE (the sniper on the opposing rooftop takes the shot and kills me)#edit: excuse me everybody i am not hating on tasm i love andrew garfield so much i can look over its issues #i AM hating on the weird little fucking spiderman universe theyre making without a spiderman. LMFAO #like what is sony thinking . WHAT.#morbius and also the kraven movie i have so little hopes for you its insane #and i very much enjoyed the venom movies but theyre also soooo fun as a standalone #where eddie is just going a widdle batshit

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bayheart · 2 years

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in 3 days it will be the anniversary of this image that i have only just realized i forgot to post so u guys get it now 💖 u guys thought u were safe from dirtposting in 2023 (albeit drawn in 2022). surprise!

COMMISSION FOR MY FREN @reptile-house !! what if we were both power-hungry bastards that loved causing problems for the autobots and having a nice barrel of oil... and we’re both decepticons? 😳 (they are discussing the potential malicious uses of the plot of land they are standing on. evilly.)

#transformers animated #tfa megatron #tfa dirtboss #dirtposting #finished comms #CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO POST A DIRT COMM. SO EVIL OF ME. SO SORRY SHAY #my art #love u shay so glad u found genuine joy in this image even if i myself cannot take dirtboss seriously at all 💖#apologies for year old art for u guys. last batch of vawentines images soon i HOPE #robos tag

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edettethegreat · 8 months

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actual 20-something year old man cannot be using a college class group chat to brag about fortnight victories completely unprompted

#My guy sees our marketing gc and goes “imma market my fortnight skills”#but seriously I cannot believe that this grown adult is using a formal chat like this

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rollercoasterwords · 1 year

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What r u gonna major in in college rae

screaming do u. how old do u think i am....i graduated from college 2 years ago lmao i majored in international relations & history

#i am going back for a master's so. if that's what u meant then the answer is gender studies #but cannot believe i am being perceived as like. 18-20 yrs old pls i did my time already.....#nothing wrong w being 18-20 good luck out there 2 all 18-20 y/os hardest thing 2 be fr #but like. seriously u guys don't think i'm in high school do u....

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insecateur · 1 year

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I love being subscribed to you on ao3 because sometimes i get an email notification that says 'clothing kink, temperature play' and my brain shoots off like a rocket

i love you anonymous... please enjoy lysandre getting his dick burnt

#la réponse d #i seriously cannot believe it took me this long to get into him getting hot coffee poured on him #when 1) he is the coffee guy and 2) i already have a kink for alcohol being poured over people #and have drawn him getting that done to him! on multiple occasions!#but anyway i can fix this now.#and i am fixing it. as arceus intended.

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formerfbiagentbatman · 8 months

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I just want to thank my dad for when i was trying to share my crippling gender dysphoria and self consciousness for saying *checks notes* … its genetic? And thank you mom for when i was trying to communicate my gender dysphoria with you for saying im sorry you hate everything i gave you. This is normal and fine and wont affect me in the future.

#yes this is all in an attempt to get hrt #i fucking hate talking about this shit with them #cause i know they don’t believe me #i know theyre thinking im gonna grow out of it and they dont take it seriously #meanwhile im dying over here and crying everytime i take a shower and or change #im trying to tell them my everyday life is unbearable and that i cannot live like this for much longer #and their reply is that its normal teenage stuff or that i have a bright future #and its like yeah i do but only because of hrt #my future is the only hope that keeps me going because of the possibility of hrt #im aware it wont fix all of my problems but i need it to help or at least i can experience problems while looking like a guy #which is half the battle honestly #trans kids #trans man

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vonnegutism · 1 year

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little baby girls get murdered and abandoned every day just because they’re born female and y’all are gonna say biological women aren’t a real thing? femicide is a hate crime that the fbi doesn’t want to classify as a hate crime because it would overwhelm statistics like it’s the leading cause of unnatural death for women. be for real omg

#seriously cannot believe i had to read that holy shit #you guys need to stop ignoring biological sex in favour of gender identity like #i promise you can be a trans person and still acknowledge it #it won’t make you any less trans it won’t make your gender identity any less real #bc right now y’all just look stupid asf i can’t believe i’m in the same boat as you people

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darkwater-reservoir · 2 years

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SUNNY FOREST REAL GUYS OMG?????

#the sun vanished #thesunvanished #tsv #tucker #tsvxtucker #sunny forest #HOLY SHIT.??#LIKE. THATS REAL I GENUINELY CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THAT IS REAL #HOLY FUCK #I SAT THERE IN SHOCK FOR LIKE 3 MINUTES AFTER READING THAT POST LIKE. HOLY SHIT???#THERE LITERALLY SERIOUSLY NO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION FOR THIS #WE WON GUYS!!!!!

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