#George Aiken

[politicaldilfs]

Vermont Governor DILFs

Peter Shumlin, Jim Douglas, Phil Scott, Howard Dean, Deane C. Davis, George Aiken, F. Ray Keyser Jr., Franklin S. Billings, Charles Manley Smith, Richard A. Snelling, Harold J. Arthur, Horace F. Graham, John A. Mead, Joseph B. Johnson, Lee E. Emerson, Thomas P. Salmon, William Henry Wills, Mortimer R. Proctor, Ernest W. Gibson Jr., Robert Stafford, Philip H. Hoff, Allen M. Fletcher

[quordleona03]

Classic Fantasy in English

250 years, 69 books, 48 writers

Gulliver's Travels - Jonathan Swift - 1726

Fairy Tales Told for Children - Hans Christian Andersen - 1835-1863 tr. Mrs. H. B. Paull 1867-1872

The Water-Babies - Charles Kingsley - 1863

Alice in Wonderland/Through The Looking Glass - Lewis Carroll - 1865/1871

Mopsa The Fairy - Jean Ingelow - 1869

At the Back of the North Wind, George MacDonald - 1871

The Princess and the Goblin/The Princess and Curdie - George MacDonald - 1872/1883

The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde - R. L. Stevenson - 1886

The Happy Prince and Other Stories - Oscar Wilde - 1888

News from Nowhere - William Morris - 1890

The Book of Dragons - E. Nesbit - 1901

The Just So Stories - Rudyard Kipling - 19021

Peter Pan - J. M. Barrie - 1902-1911

The Enchanted Castle - E. Nesbit - 1907

Puck of Pook's Hill/Rewards and Fairies - Rudyard Kipling - 1906/1910

Lud in the Mist - Hope Mirrlees - 1926

The Midnight Folk - John Masefield - 1927

Dr. Dolittle in the Moon - Hugh Lofting - 1928

Patapoufs et Filifers / Fattypuffs and Thinifers - André Maurois - 1930/tr. Rosemary Benet 1940

The 35th of May, or Conrad's Ride to the South Seas - Erich Kästner - 1931, tr. Cyrus Brooks 1934

Jirel of Joiry - C. L. Moore - 1934-1939

The Tale of the Land of Green Ginger - Noel Langley - 1937

My Friend Mr Leakey - J. B. S. Haldane - 1937

The Hobbit/The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien - 1937-1955

Le Petit Prince / The Little Prince - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry 1943 tr Katherine Woods

The Wind on the Moon - Eric Linklater - 1944

Mistress Masham's Repose - T.H. White - 1946

The Little White Horse - Elizabeth Goudge - 1946

Trollkarlens Hatt / Finn Family Moomintroll - Tove Jansson - 1948 tr. Elizabeth Portch 1950

Nineteen Eighty-Four - George Orwell - 1949

Seven Days in New Crete - Robert Graves - 1949

The Borrowers / Afield / Afloat / Aloft / Avenged - Mary Norton - 1952/1955/1959/1961/1982

All You've Ever Wanted / More Than You Bargained For - Joan Aiken - 1953/1955

To the Chapel Perilous - Naomi Mitchison - 1955

Tom's Midnight Garden - Philippa Pearce - 1958

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe - C. S. Lewis - 1950

The 13 Clocks - James Thurber - 1950

Round the Bend - Neville Shute - 1951

The Armourer's House - Rosemary Sutcliff - 1951

The Once and Future King - T. H. White - 1938-1958

Candy Floss / Impunity Jane / Miss Happiness and Miss Flower - Rumer Godden 1954 / 1960 / 1961

Sword at Sunset - Rosemary Sutcliff - 1963

Book of Heroes - William Mayne - 1966

Tree and Leaf\Smith of Wootton Major - J. R. R. Tolkien - 1945-1967

The Crystal Cave / The Hollow Hills / The Last Enchantment / The Wicked Day - Mary Stewart 1970-1983

Dragonflight - Anne McCaffrey - 1968

A Wizard of Earthsea / The Tombs of Atuan / The Farthest Shore - Ursula K. Le Guin - 1968/1971/1972

Red Moon and Black Mountain - Joy Chant - 1970

Tom Ass or The Second Gift - Ann Lawrence - 1972

The Dark Is Rising/Greenwitch/The Grey King - Susan Cooper - 1973 / 1974 / 1975

[lgspears]

if The Jetsons live action movie was made in the 90's, Paul Reiser, Bob Saget, Scott Bakula or Mark Harmon would make a good George Jetson, Bonnie Hunt, Linda Purl or Deidre Hall for Jane Jetson, Jonathan Lipnicki or Liam Aiken for Elroy Jetson, Michelle Williams or Beverley Mitchell for Jane Jetson, Danny DeVito of course would be Cosmo Spacely, Leslie Nielsen as Henry Orbit, Ed O'Neill as Mr. Cogswell, Rosie O'Donnell as Rosey, Daniel Stern as M.A.C.C. and this one i think will be good, Dave Coulier as Atsro.

[laf-outloud]

@kat.mcnamara “The Expected One” by Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller meets “The Walker” by @aikenweiss . There’s been a lot of conversation about this painted time traveler this week and I couldn’t help but make the parallel as I’m also living between the two times and worlds. ᪥❦𖣔

Very cool! I love how they Kat and Larry like comparing WIndy to art.

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1920

[linusjf]

George D Aiken: Prejudice by noon

“If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed, and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.” —George D. Aiken.

[elegantzombielite]

"If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed, and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon."

George D. Aiken, US senator (20th August 1892-1984)

[todaysdocument]

Signing of the Nuclear Test Ban Treaty

Collection JFK-WHP: White House Photographs Series: Robert Knudsen White House Photographs

Signing of the Nuclear Test Ban Treaty. (center) President Kennedy. (first row) Senator John Pastore, Senator J.W. Fulbright, Senator George Aiken, Senator Everett Dirksen, Senator Leverett Saltonstall, Senator Thomas H. Kutchel, Vice President Johnson. (second row) unidentified man, Senator Mike Mansfield, John J. McCloy, unidentified man, W. Averell Harriman, Senator George Smathers, Secretary of State Dean Rusk, Senator Hubert Humphrey, William C. Foster, Senator Howard W. Cannon. White House, Treaty Room.

Photograph of President John F. Kennedy seated at a desk signing a document.  He is surrounded by about one dozen men in suits.

[asongofsilks]

Starklings from 1997

Based on @sabedile-asoiaf 's post: What if ASOIAF was adapted when it was originally published?

(Disclaimer: all of these are hella American and mostly from stuff I watched as a kid in the 90s so I can't speak as to how realistic this would actually have been)

Edward Furlong as Jon Snow (age 20)

(you'll remember him as the kid from Terminator 2)

Ian Bohen as Robb Stark (age 21)

(anyone who recognizes this shot wins the 90s)

Leelee Sobieski as Sansa Stark (age 14)

Thora Birch as Arya Stark (age 11)

(I'm not sure if she is quite 11 here since she wasn't actually in anything famous in 1997, but it's around that time and was too deliciously in-character for Arya to pass up)

Liam Aiken as Bran Stark (age 7)

(People at the time wanted him to be Harry Potter and frankly, I can't argue)

Here he is a few years later with red hair:

And a random kiddie from 1997 as Rickon Stark (yes, it's from George of the Jungle and no, i don't care)

Bonus: Hans Matheson as Theon Greyjoy (age 24)

BONUS bonus (drumroll please...)

Sienna Guillory (22) as 1997 Daenerys Targaryen!!

Okay, I'm cheating a little bit because all the following shots are from Helen of Troy which came out in 2003, but she still looks like a perfect Dany at 28, and she was acting in the 90s but didn't get any major parts. She would totally have been 1997's Big Breakout as Dany!

(Here is a shot of her from the 90s for comparative purposes)

(By the way, anyone wanting to do this for the 70s so we can have Sissy Spacek Dany?? Or is it just me)

[daguerreotyping]

Aquatint of well-heeled bad boys Tom & Bob "Catching a Charley Napping" from Real Life in London; or, the Rambles of Bob Tallyho, Esq. and his Cousin the Hon. Tom Dashall &c. through the Metropolis; Exhibiting a Living Picture of Fashionable Characters, Manners, and Amusements in High and Low Life by an Amateur, illustrated by by Messrs Heath, Aiken, Dighton, Brooke, Rowlandson, &c.

This was a knockoff publication plagiarizing characters from the hugely popular Life in London; or, The Day and Night Scenes of Jerry Hawthorn, Esq., and his elegant friend, Corinthian Tom, accompanied by Bob Logic, the Oxonian, in their Rambles and Sprees through the Metropolis by Pierce Egan, illustrated by George and Robert Cruikshank, 1821.

See above the frontispiece from the 1823 edition of Egan's Life in London and the corresponding Finish to the Adventures of Tom, Jerry, and Logic, 1871 edition (originally published 1829). And check out the cheery row of dancing grim reaper charleys—night watchmen—at the bottom, having got the last laugh after all.

I could not find Life in London available to read online, but Gutenberg has Real Life in London (1905 edition, confusingly attributed to both Egan and the wonderfully named John Badcock—though Gutenberg notes that the actual authorship is uncertain).

I leave you with "Jerry's admiration of Tom in an 'Assault' with Mr. O'Shaunessy, at the Rooms in St James's St."

[ginandoldlace]

4 historic gas lamps in Covent Garden, London, have been listed! 🎉

Street lighting fuelled by gas began in London. By 1823, public spaces across the country were lit by gas. There are now around 1,300 working gas lamps in London, with around 270 in Westminster. Of these 270, about half are currently listed.

The 4 lampposts along Russell Street are part of a collection installed around Covent Garden in 1910 to mark the beginning of King George V's reign.

They have been listed at Grade II as a result of a pilot project by us to help inform ongoing discussions about the management of gas lamps in Westminster and beyond.

The listings have been welcomed by Nickie Aiken MP,  The London Gasketeers and The Victorian Society who have requested the protection of the capital’s early streetlighting. We'll work with City of Westminster on their maintenance.

📍 Covent Garden, London | Grade II listed.

[marcmarcmomarc]

Cars: el videojuego

Personajes jugables

“El Rayo” McQueen

EN: Owen Wilson/Keith Ferguson (camión monstruo)

LA: Sergio Gutiérrez Coto

Tom Mate

EN: Larry the Cable Guy

LA: César Filio

Sally Carrera

EN: Bonnie Hunt

LA: Rosalba Sotelo

Doc Hudson

EN: Paul Newman

LA: Héctor Lama Yazbek

Ramón

EN: Cheech Marin

LA: Gabriel Pingarrón

Flo

EN: Jenifer Lewis

LA: Simone Brook

Sheriff

EN: Michael Wallis

LA: Francisco Colmenero

Chick Hicks

EN: Michael Keaton

LA: Carlos Becerril

Wingo

EN: Adrian Ochoa

LA: Ricardo Tejedo

Darrell Cartrip

EN: Darrell Waltrip

LA: Idzi Dutkiewicz

Strip “El Rey” Weathers

EN: Richard Petty

LA: Jorge Lapuente

Conde Espátula

EN: Steve Purcell

LA: Héctor Estrada

Sólo minijuegos

Luigi

EN: Tony Shalhoub

LA: Salvador Nájar

Boost

EN: Jonas Rivera

LA: Eduardo Giaccardi

DJ

EN: E.J. Holowicki

LA: Yamil Atala

Personajes no jugables

Guido

EN: Guido Quaroni

LA: Raúl Aldana

Mack

EN: John Ratzenberger

LA: Arturo Mercado

Sargento

EN: Paul Dooley

LA: Héctor Lee Vargas

Fillmore

EN: George Carlin

LA: Eduardo Tejedo

Lizzie

EN: Katherine Helmond

LA: María Santander

Mia

EN: Lindsey Collins

LA: Yadira Aedo

Tia

EN: Elissa Knight

LA: Romina Marroquín Payró

Estornudos

EN: Lou Romano

LA: Héctor Alcaraz

Fletcher

EN: Brian George

LA: Héctor Lee Vargas

Gerald

EN: Steve Purcell

LA: Gabriel Pingarrón

El Guapo

EN: Alex Reymundo

LA: Dafnis Fernández

Papo

EN/LA: Rafael Sigler

Tommy Joe

EN: Joel McCrary

LA: José Antonio Macías

Buford

EN: Greg Baldwin

LA: TBA

Cletus

EN: Bill Farmer

LA: Jorge Ornelas

Lewis

EN: Rob Izenberg

LA: TBA

Judd

EN: E.J. Holowicki

LA: TBA

Zeke

EN: James Patrick Stuart

LA: Carlos Hernández

Vince

EN: Jerry DeCaupa

LA: Mario Filio

Sonny

EN: Quinton Flynn

LA: Germán Fabregat

Barry

EN: Rob Izenberg

LA: Pedro Ruiz

Lenny

EN: Greg Baldwin

LA: Salvador Reyes

Descomunal

EN: James Patrick Stuart

LA: Mark Pokora

El Lisiado

EN: Corey Burton

LA: Eduardo Garza

Tractores

EN: Steve Purcell

Aikens

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Guenther

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Joltsen

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Lee Jr.

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Suregrip

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Hollister

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Riley

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Turner

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Bashman

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Buck

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Zeb

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Cortland

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Medford

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Henderson

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Masterson

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Banks

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

McCoy

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Clarkson

EN: Actor sin identificar

LA: TBA

Turistas (Minivans)

EN: Lou Romano

LA: César Garduza

Turistas (Sedánes de los años 70)

EN: Jerry DeCaupa

LA: Héctor Emmanuel Gómez

Turistas (Camionetas)

EN: Jennifer Hale

LA: Annie Rojas

Turistas (SUVs)

EN: Joel McCrary

LA: Eder La Barrera

Turistas (Hatchbacks)

EN: Jennifer Hale

LA: Karina Altamirano

Turistas (Sedánes modernos)

EN: Nolan North

LA: Luis Leonardo Suárez

Turiatas (RVs)

EN: E.J. Holowicki

LA: Kevin Adrián

[sporadiceagleheart]

statues to honor those Colonel Sanders, Destiny Riekeberg, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Amy Winehouse, Selena, Christopher Columbus, Benjamin Franklin, Statue of Liberty, "Little" Annie Kerr Aiken (1853-56), Gracie Perry Watson, Grace Sherwood Allen, Maud H. Munn, Mary Jane Barker, George Sturgis Pillsbury, Margaret Raithel, Marie “Mary” Raithel, Austin was only six when he died, Inez Briggs, Mary and Jesus and Colonel Sanders statues to honor those Colonel Sanders, Destiny Riekeberg, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Amy Winehouse, Selena, Christopher Columbus, Benjamin Franklin, Statue of Liberty, "Little" Annie Kerr Aiken (1853-56), Gracie Perry Watson, Grace Sherwood Allen, Maud H. Munn, Mary Jane Barker, George Sturgis Pillsbury, Margaret Raithel, Marie “Mary” Raithel, Austin was only six when he died, Inez Briggs, Mary and Jesus and Colonel Sanders

[themculibrary]

Steve/Bucky WWII era Masterlist

2005, 2012, And a Whole Lot of the 1900s In Between (ao3) - bashfulpenguin T, 10k

Summary: AU where Peggy Carter dies before Steve Rogers wakes up from the ice and her daughter, tells stories about how her mother was gay. Obviously, people ask if Steve knew and she explains that of course, he did. Now Steve wakes up in 2012 and has to deal with the world knowing he was gay and the threat of Hydra.

Collected Letters (1930-1943) (ao3) - brokentoy, triedunture T, 16k

Summary: The collected private correspondence—unedited, uncensored—of Steven Rogers, later known as Captain America, and his longtime companion, James B. Barnes, spanning the years from childhood to World War II.

dancing on my own (ao3) - biblionerd07 G, 1k

Summary: George Aiken's been a pub owner a long time--not much escapes him, not even the way that dark-haired soldier looks at his friend when he thinks no one's looking.

For the dead there is no story (ao3) - hansbekhart N/R, 24k

Summary: Twelve days ago, Captain America had landed in England, on a ten stop tour to cheer our boys in service, one of the first USO shows to ever brave the front. Seven days ago, Captain America had gone AWOL in Italy after learning that the 107th had been decimated, and many of its forces captured by the Nazis. Three days ago, he arrived back in the Allied camp, having crossed thirty miles of heavily fortified enemy territory with nearly two hundred POWs in tow, chief among them one Sgt James Barnes.

"Well that - that does rather sound like Steve," Mother says.

-

Or: the Barnes family, during the events of The First Avenger.

Orders came for sailing (ao3) - Ark E, 2k

Summary: Bucky drops into the trench. It’s pitchy black, and he’s good; there’s no warning save the displacement of air. Steve is wedged into a sentry stance beneath the earth, on guard and half-awake, when he feels Bucky come in like wind.

“What’s the secret password?” stage-whispers Steve.

“It’s ‘fuck off.’” Bucky displaces more air, wending Steve-wards. “Didn’t wanna startle you. Hoped you were gettin’ some sleep. You don’t sleep enough, Steve.”

“Whose fault is that?” Steve says, smiling under the ground in the dark. “C’mere.”

Pianissimo (ao3) - Odsbodkins E, 15k

Summary: Steve and Bucky from the 30s to 1945. Inspired by an Avengerkink prompt about Steve and Bucky hiding their relationship.

Sincerely, Your Pal (ao3) - lettered M, 65k

Summary: "[...] lesbians and gay men writing letters to their lovers and friends faced the special problem of wartime censorship. Military censors, of course, cut out all information that might aid the enemy, but this surveillance made it necessary for gay and lesbian correspondents to be careful not to expose their homosexuality. To get around this, gay men befriended sympathetic censors or tricked others by using campy phrases, signing a woman’s name (like Dixie or Daisy), or changing the gender of their friends. Sailors became WAVEs, boyfriends became WACs, Robert became Roberta. There must exist, hidden in closets and attics all over America, a huge literature of these World War II letters between lesbians and between gay men that would tell us even more about this important part of American history." - Coming Out Under Fire: The History of Gay Men and Women In World War Two, by Allan Berube

Stars and Moons (ao3) - likeshipsonthesea G, 2k

Summary: “Where did Captain America learn to steal a car?” “Nazi Germany. And we’re borrowing. Take your feet off the dash.”

*~*~*

On a hot day in Germany during World War 2, the Howling Commandos, and more specifically Bucky, teach Steve how to steal a car.

Strangers in the Street (ao3) - crinklefries T, 15k

Summary: (Every five years, Bucky meets the same tall, blond stranger.)

Subjective Histories (ao3) - Odsbodkins M, 11k

Summary: Extracts from materials relating to the official biography of Steve Rogers (A Kid From Brooklyn, Yale University Press, 1999)

The More Things Change (ao3) - Skew T, 9k

Summary: As far as Bucky's concerned, neither Steve's transformation or the events of the war have changed the friendship between them. However, when a mission doesn't quite go to plan, he finds himself making a foolish decision that might change things forever. (NB: contains cartoonish violence, some use of period-appropriate offensive language.)

there's nothing left of you (ao3) - notallbees E, 22k

Summary: Bucky’s having a hard time reconciling Captain America with the friend he left behind in Brooklyn. It’s bad enough that every time he closes his eyes he sees the inside of a torture chamber. Now, every time he opens them again, he sees a stranger with Steve Rogers’ eyes and smile.

the secret circuit home (ao3) - ftmsteverogers E, 3k

Summary: In which Bucky escapes Azzano on his own with the other Howling Commandos, rough around the edges, but alive. He makes it back in time to watch Captain America's godawful performance, not knowing that it's his best friend up there in tights.

Then he hits on him after the show.

to memory now I can't recall (ao3) - Etharei E, 102k

Summary: While on a mission storming a HYDRA facility, James Buchanan Barnes touches one of the many strange alien devices collected by the Red Skull. He does this, in fact, twice— in the past, and in the future.

Next thing he knows, Bucky Barnes is opening his eyes in the 21st century, which is full of great gadgets and coffee, and at least includes his old pal Steve. (And, inexplicably, a different Stark.) Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier finds himself in the middle of World War Two, helping Captain America hunt down HYDRA (which is at least familiar), pretending to be Bucky Barnes (which is not), and figuring out the very noisy group of soldiers who call themselves the Howling Commandos.

You'd Be So Nice To Come Home To (ao3) - EmilianaDarling E, 26k

Summary: “What about you, Barnes?” asks Dugan. The sound of his voice brings Bucky back to the present, dredges him out of memories of a beat-up little apartment with sunlight streaming in through the windows. “Got yourself a girl waiting for you back home?”

There’s an answer on the tip of his tongue, one that he’ll deliver with a cocky grin and a half-laugh and a little shake of his head. But Bucky is exhausted and hungry and so sore it hurts to move, and one of the guys in their platoon fucking died yesterday. His mouth tastes like iodine water and his feet hurt and none of it’s going to get better any time soon, and all at once Bucky misses Steve so badly he can barely see straight.

“Yeah,” Bucky declares abruptly, the word escaping from his mouth before he fully realizes what he’s saying. “Yeah, I do.”

[youllalwaysfindyourwaybackhome]

Books I read in 2023

Books I finished in 2023 (started in 2022)

The Fellowship of the Ring - J.R.R. Tolkien

Books I read in 2023

Exit Strategy - Martha Wells

Compulsory (short story) - Martha Wells

Home: Habitat, Range, Niche, Territory (short story) - Martha Wells

Network Effect - Martha Wells

Silas Marner - George Eliot

Fugitive Telemetry - Martha Wells

This Is Not A Drill: An Extinction Rebellion Handbook

Lambs of God - Marele Day

Home Song - LaVyrle Spencer

Make Way For Dragons! - Thorarinn Gunnarsson

Beneath My Mother's Feet - Amjed Qamar

For Better, For Worse, and For Lunch - Christina Hindhaugh

The Nation's Favourite Poems (Anthology)

Lorna Doone - R.D. Blackmore

The Star Mill - Emil Petaja

The White Girl - Tony Birch

The Assassin in the Greenwood - Paul Doherty

While the Billy Boils (short story collection) - Henry Lawson

Desert Flower - Waris Dirie

By The Tungabhadra - Saradindu Bandopadhyay

The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini

Saga of Lost Earths - Emil Petaja

The Other Side of the Frontier: Aboriginal Resistance to the European Invasion of Australia - Henry Reynolds

Screw Loose: Uncalled-For Memoirs - Peter Blazey

They Walked Like Men - Clifford D. Simak

The Two Towers - J.R.R. Tolkien

The Return of the King - J.R.R. Tolkien

The Book of Lost Tales (part 2) - J.R.R. Tolkien

I Capture the Castle - Dodie Smith

The Wolves of Willoughby Chase - Joan Aiken

The Subjection of Women - John Stuart Mill

Northern Lights - Philip Pullman

The Subtle Knife - Philip Pullman

The Amber Spyglass - Philip Pullman

The Flat Share - Beth O'Leary

The Time Traveller's Guide to Medieval England - Ian Mortimer

Wee Free Men - Terry Pratchett

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen

The Gates - John Connolly

Ten Things I Hate About Me - Randa Abdel-Fattah

Interview With The Vampire - Anne Rice

Privatized Planet - T.J. Coles

The Stories of English - David Crystal

Girl, 15, Charming but Insane - Sue Limb

Books I started in 2023 (still reading)

The Norton Anthology of Poetry (fifth edition)

A Room of One's Own - Virginia Woolf

[aurora-ze-aquarius]

IF YOU LIKED DINOCO'S, THEN THERE IS SO MANY OTHERS I CAN SHARE WITH YOU!! (Literally I spend my life trying to scrounge for all the cars content I can)

htB (Hostile Takeover Bank) - Chick Hicks, Rowdy Revvin' Busch "You won't dare leave your garage without us."

Octane Gain - Bobby Swift, Danny Swerves "A quart a day keeps roadside assistance away!"

Leak Less - Claude Scruggs, Brian Spark, George New-Win "Watch your wheels!" "Guarantees you Leak Less with our Adult Drip Ban protection!"

Nitroade - Aiken Axler, Joltsen, Phil Tankson, Tim Treadless "Do long drives make you want to crash? Keep awake with Nitroade"

IGNTR - Jackson Storm "My IGNTR Liquid Adrenaline will make you faster than lightning!" (Literally a direct hit towards Lighting McQueen, DInoco, and Rusteez?!)

Lil' Torquey Pistons - Ralph Carlow, Lee, Jr., Spikey Fillups "Gets rid of that embarassing cylinder gas the Lil' Torquey way!"

Vitoline - Birck Yardely, Chase Racelott "Feel full of vim and vigor... with Vitoline! For older, active Cars."

AND LIKE THERE ARE SO MANY MORE?? IT'S JUST- ALL SO FUNKY AND SOME OF THE SPONSORS HAVE TWO SLOGANS IT'S ALL JUST- AAAAA

THESE ARE LITERALLY SO FUN OMG

I wonder if there are any clips of the guys saying that. I highly doubt it, but imagine, it would be so cool to see their advertisements and stuff.

ALSO

YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME JACKSON DIDN'T WRITE THAT SLOGAN HIMSELF LMFAOO