i fully believe avpm voldy would’ve been mortified to find out that ginny had found his diary (journal) from when he was an angsty 15 year old and started talking to it and it sicced the basilisk on a bunch of people and almost killed harry. by his own admission in avpm he doesn’t want to kill harry anymore, or anyone. avpsy for voldy is like the reformed supervillain equivalent of suddenly getting cancelled for something you tweeted like 15 years ago and don’t believe a word of anymore
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its making me scream laugh
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SPACE HEATER: If you plug this in, it will kill you. It will burn your house down and kill you if you ever use this. Not for use.
ME: (standing right in front of it so my shins feel warm) mmm. Worm
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Everyone has been focusing mostly on Snow shitting his pants when he heard "The Hanging Tree" sung by Katniss but if I remember correctly, that clip of her singing wasn't transmitted in the Capitol so it's unknown if Snow saw it. But there is another clip of Katniss singing one of Lucy Gray's songs that Snow definitely saw and it definitely haunted him.
The Meadow Song.
And you know what probably made him shit his pants even more? How Katniss not only sang one of Lucy Gray's songs but she also honoured a dead tribute. In that moment he wasn't only haunted by Lucy Gray's ghost, he was also haunted by Sejanus'.
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when the most accident prone person you know makes ratatouille
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no one knows what this website looks like anymore it doesnt exist to the general public
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