#Goth UDS

[onlythespiesappearhere]

Goth UDS Demon Form!

[taeiris]

in honor of our first byler set leaks and pride month

i present to you: the romantic goth byler i was yapping abt

[vriibot]

r we all in agreement that castlevania alucard

[sectumsemprae]

hate that most of my faves in makeup are limited edition or discontinued or from brands that don't have a shop in Italy anymore (yes I'm talking to you urban decay) I want to find dupes but it's so damn haaaard because the dupes are also discontinued or limited edition or cost a gazillion euros -.- why don't you want me to get pretty...

[random-vyxx]

Sooo! Nn DIALTOWN HEADCANONS!! (Tw there are brief mentions of suicide-) [ill get to dsaf headvanons in a different post]

(Also there's a LOT.)

Gingi:

• phonegingi and typegingi are separate beings.

• biology is determined on whats funniest in context.

• can change their sex at will,, like a frog,

• sometimes sleeps at the foot of norms bed like some fatass dog /lovingly /inspiredby that one nrom blog

• they have an immense dislike of beans.

• when asked about any sort of beans they get defensive.

• red-green colour blind

• purrs,,

• has adhd ,,, because,, they,, akt like me,, *

• thinks the narrator and it are homoerotic, the narrator just wants to go home.

• has a hang in there cat poster in its tent.,, stole it from Billy's alternary school when smuggling him out to ask for help summoning satan.

• likes liquorice.

• every 1-3 years gingi has to get a rabies shot. WILL NOT go alone. Has to get someone to take her or else he IS biting a veterinarian.

• Gingi has broken a limb before, they tried gnawing it off but got distracted by an un-watched construction site (gravel yummy yummy)

Karen

• were married. /JOKR.. /perchance?!

• is not only protective of romantic companions (me rn: 🤓👆),, just anyone she likes.

• she doesn't stim often (repressing it n whatnot), but when she does its usually something simple like bouncing onto her heels. *

• HATTTEEESSS blueberries. Oh my god unless they're ripe in the right way she physically cannot make herself eat them. Likes the taste but GOD she cant deal with them. *

• sometimes when she has a painting she didn't like the outcome of, she lets gingi gnaw on it. (She uses non-toxic paints when painting near gingi)

• smart, but she can make dumb decisions out of impulse.

• goth phase, but eventually got out of it because she just.. Didn't like it anymore.

• girlboss, i love her! !!

• her boss HATED her!

• sometimes she gets art block and stares at the canvas, contemplating if shes actually an artist.

• found a leaf that looked strangely like Charlie Chaplin, showed it to gingi and gingi devoured it instantly.

Randal.

• Randy finds it very hard to sleep naturally!! He will curl up around the airvent in the ticket booth.

• shares a braincell with Oliver n Karen.

• as pathetic as he is, can be pretty damn assertive at times.

• not sexually, bro would be shook if he held your HAND.

• he daydreams about some disney ass "getting pushed onto the dance floor and #ROCKING IT!!!!! " (If he got pushed onto a dance floor hed cry.)

• HAS drempt (dreampt? ) about invader zim and rainbow dash frim mlp beating the shit out of him. Has cried to Oliver about it, and Oliver asked if he did or did not deserve their beating,, in the dream.

• honestly kinda in love with Oliver.

• has honestly known Karen a BIT longer than hes known Oliver,, probably met her after leaving his dads house at 16.

• anytime he passes by the swan pond while walking back to the funfair, he starts shaking

• religious trauma, but meeting god kinda eased his fears a bit

• maybe it was the whole "god is really just an alcoholic hobo.. Hm... Maybe im nOT going to hell! He just like me fr! ",, still scared of him tho since if his life got that bad god aint in control.

• ASS EYESIGHT!! cant afford repairs.

• Randy will scarf down ANY food given. Hes usually nervous about being given stuff, but food? No questions asked, already consumed

Oliver

• has some crazy ass habits

• OLIVER IS SMART. IM TIRED OF PRETENDING HES NOT. HE CAN ACT ON IMPULSE, YES, HE CAN MAKE BAD DECISIONS, YEAH, HELL HE CAN SAY DUMB/IMMATURE SHJT BHT HE UD SMAR HE ISS SMA

• actually a pretty good welder, just sometimes uses it for... Evil.

• he welded a dick then him and gingi giggled about it for 38 minutes. He hides it around the scareshack sometimes and when mr dickens finds it, he sighs and places it somewhere new to continue this GOD AWFUL game.

• jokes about committing crimes, but wouldn't,, chaotic good type shiz.

• romance is boring ahh self.*

• likes randy,, but subtly, since hes greyromantic

• once listened to "kiss me son of god" by they might be giants so long he felt physical withdrawal when he WASN'T listening to it. Would pay money to listen to it for the first time again. ****

• used to overbind just because hed forget hes wearing a binder. Average conversation would be like "god randy i feel sick as FUCKK... " "maybe get that checked out..? " "like my chest hurts n shit,, iunno if its actually serious but it does hurt" ".. Oliver are you wearing the binder thingy... If thats what its called-? "*

• Oliver speaks in stage directions, instead of right, he says "stage left"

Bigfoot

• it takes a lot to coax Bigfoot into the city, usually more responsive when karen does it.

• no longer allowed near a car. *

• actually knows several languages, just doesn't speak.

• dude its Bigfoot what can i say, he like 'naners.

Norm

• INTRUSIVE thoughts. Bro is tweaking. *

• whenever he gets intrusive thoughts he feels PHYSICALLY SICK. Like one he gets is doing what he was going to do in the bad ending. One bullet for mingus, one for himself. He wouldn't, definitely not. Giving up his happy ending would be stupid and he knows that. He cant control it though. Thats what intrusive thoughts are. He has yet to tell anybody about them. (Yes im starting his hcs with these two)

• bisexual, had the awakening during his isolation.. Fill in the blanks.

• the hat he wears is,, thank god,, not the infamous erotica hat. Though he has yet to get RID of the erotica hat.

• used to play bloody knuckles. I SWEAR ITS FUN*

• bickers with Mingus a lot, but sometimes they're calm (prolly after some hijinks.)

• was a fucking hOMO for Callum, it was not mutual, and he knew that.*

(tHIS IS NOT ME VILLAIN-IZING ANYONE HERE ITA OKAY TO NOT LIKE SOMEONE BACK I JUST NEED TO ADD TJIS DISCLAIMER BECAUSE SOEM PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK)

• God gets him to make omelettes sometimes. Norm is somewhat freaked out by it, but does it nonetheless because its fucking god.

• sometimes sees bad edits of spaceships going into space on Facebook reels... And he HAS gotten nostalgic over it. *

• isn't ready to date anybody, no siree, but he is able to form close bonds. And thats okay!!!

• sleeps with a rifle under his pillow*

• after little to no contact with fellow humans for YEARS, he is DOGSHIT at several social cues. I dont know if its the autism or the isolation anymore.... Vro also doesn't know about several important events!

• ended up giving gingi a turnip so theyd DHUT UP.

• asked my dad for ideas, he just "double cheeseburger". I dont know what this means.

• The ink spots fan at heart 💖

Mayor Mingus

• The mingling has a specific pin to show they're in it, but nobody knows what it means so they just look fruity. Mingus didn't accept the pin idea, but they did it any ways. She REFUSES to acknowledge the fact she put it on a board in her office.

• Has cat like behaviors,, obviously,, but sometimes shit like purring shows and she HATES it.

• post chapter 3, shes less frantic about fixing callum, but wont put him down,, never.

• head overheats easily become cats cant sweat (a lot)

• tries to get people to shut up as soon as possible, but will negotiate if she deems it necessary. *

• strangely knows "McDonald's lore". Doesn't elaborate.

• Mingus and the rest of the mingling are back as a group, gods no longer in it and bunnys there!!

• has a list of citizen's she dislikes immensely!! If this got leaked, she'd be in big trouble. *

• catnip works. Well. Too well.

• tango will find her high off her ass on catnip,,, just staring at a lamp like a fucking moth.

• The mingling isnt ENTIRELY incompetent now that bunnys back, theyre kinda together as a crime force. Shooty and stabby have yet to be given real weapons but they're still there so the REST of the mafia can say "Honey... We can call the MAYOR for this disrespect. "

• Passively aggressively says "Im fine. " if shes pissed off. [Needs al-kee-hol.. Aka milk]*

• walks her paw-paw around the nursing home just to keep him a little fit. Callum does NOT know who thos strange cat lady is but hes okay with that.

• tired mom-core

• AROACSE!!!! ACE!!! ARO!!!*

[The next characters wont have as many headcanons.]

Abel

• his complaining taught everyone his legal name was "Unabel". Everyone calls him that now.

• Drinks on the job.

• going through a messy divorce. He started it.

• Abelvynny??!!!

• hes alergic to peppermint and coconut.

• strange deja vu when he sees certain phones,, like... Whoever the hell Joe and Harry are, and Tango too for some reason. It confuses him and he does NOT like it.

Bunny

• ABEL DIVORCED HIS ASS WHILE BUNNY WAS IN THE HOSPITAL.

• Disabled because of getting slammed with a fucking machine.

• has prosthetic legs,, because,,, getting slammed with madame mediocre,, AND a call back to callum crown.

• ALSO drinks on the job

• doesn't actually like rabbits, changed his name for marketing.

• eats lemons. *

God / Local Hobo

• RARELY gets seriously mad, and when they do, its not that bad

• Churches weird him out,, but doesn't really care. *

• everyone in town knows them in some way.

• hes the one who pissed on the bank floor

• doesn't actually like eating waffles. He'll eat anything but waffles just are for decorative purposes in his mind.

• genderfluid,, but hes usually too drunk to use anything other than he/they.. Used to use everything though. Maybe when sober they'll use she/her,, but again, rarely sober.

• also has a feminine voice,,, just for sillies. *

Shooty n Stabby

• team rocket type shit

• they datin. They queer.

• their head was done by some dude in an alleyway between an applebees and a hospital.

• Originally he knife headed one is stabby, the gun headed one is shooty. They don't know that,, because they only call eachother "bro".

• dialtown mob isn't even that bad.. They're just incompetent. Like zim compared to the rest of the irken empire. Im sorry invader zim brainrots getting to me.

• HAD good weapons before, because mingus didn't know how shitty they were. Never again. Mingus learnt her lesson.

Theoraur Rustlebelt (famed adventurer and explorer)

• chronic back pain from wrangling large animals. Pain

• Put traps outside of gingis tent, gingi ate them

• sleeps holding a gun.

• says bully so much because its FUCKUNG A FUN WORD OKAY I UNDERSTAND THE HYPWY,, BULLY IS A FUN FUCKJNV WKRD*

• likes the colour green a little.. Too much, just doesn't ever wear it.

Little Billy

• Drinks pure ketchup and its scary. *

• Neurodivergent ,, *

• weed. Lots. [[[Most people thinks it's just kid shit, hes high. who gave him weed. ]]]

• Likes breakcore music (like atari teenage riot and machine girl ) *

• hates everyone equally ♡*

• peanut allergy,, but he mainly eats macaroni so does it matter????

• has one of those silly ass spinny chairs to keep him focused in mingling meetings,, but still easily diverges topic [SPINNY CHAOR IDEA WAS TAKEN FROM SOMEONE ELSS BHT I FORGOT FROM WHOM]

• knows a little too much about knives.*

• favourite knife is a bowie knife, since he finds the history neat. Thinks Jim Bowie did some SICK stuff... But like,, jim bowies still a terrible person and he knows it. Stoll that standoff was epic. This is self projecting im sorry***

• lies a lot, even when not needed. *

• picks up spiders and gives them to people he dislikes. *

• aroace,, but hes 7 so he doesn't know yet.. Nor care.

END!!!!! the amount of aroace headcanons is for a spECIFIC REASON!! (im aroace.)

[pissmoon]

I find this behaviour where people claim they dont 'have to' listen to any of the music to call themselves goths or punks or whatever because its 'ideology' that matters fascinating. You are writing essays about how much ud never ever listen to clan of xymox or discharge or something... keep that shit to yourself

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ANON WHO WAS TALKING ABT WHAT MUSIC SUGURU LISTENS 2 ,,,,,, i pose 2 thee ,,,,,,,, r&b n rap ,,,,,,,,,,,

2 me hes a big kendrick lamar, de la soul, 2pac, aaliyah, alicia keys, erykah badu fan ,,,, just cuz thats who he is 2 me !!! he reminds me of those deep greens, warm browns, n the taste of earth on ur tongue ,,,

but he can appreciate The Classics DEF !!!!!!! he has a big appreciation 4 ALL music me thinks ,,, [and its a personal little hc of mine that he can play bass guitar, drum kit, AND cello ,,, as an orchestra kid ,,,, my opinions r CORRECT] [also hed probably play some rlly low instrument like ,,, tuba or bass clarinet] [satoru would play the trumpet . hed empty his spit valve on sugurus head .] [hed also play violin and be ANNOYINGGG abt it . all violins r annoying asf . [i play violin]]

honestly i think hes just attracted 2 slower, warmer music ,,, like stuff ud listen 2 in the kitchen at 11 pm and the lights a nice warm color and the leftover smell of takeout lingers in the air while you and your lover sit right next 2 each other

OH and satoru would like tyler the creator he was at camp flog gnaw i was there i saw him TRUST [ignore. ignore the racist allegations i free him from those shackles by the power vested in me as a melanated individual] i feel like hed rlly like outkast but only their SUPERR popular stuff, like so fresh, so clean or ms. jackson

also sugurus def a numetal fan . and goth ,,,,,, SUGURU IN TRAD GOTH MAKEUPPP OH MY GOHDDDDDDDDDD and w the piercings ,,,,,,,

going back on him having appreciation 4 all music i mean ALLLLL music . if u go thru his playlists half of them r in languages he doesnt even know but he LOVES them ,,,,, im thinking some songs in yoruba, sanskrit, somali, telugu, spanish, māori, hawaiian ,,,,,,,,,,,

OKI FINAL THING . big Big BIGGGG punk music fan ,,, his whole thing is abt doing whats right for the world and the people around him, and thru that he gets in2 the punk scene !!! yay !!! :3 prob likes bikini kill, xray spex, or the muslims ,,,,

AHHHHHH YOUR BRAIN …….. i’m surrounded by geniuses left and right 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 THIS IS CANON TO ME NOW BTW!!!!

you’re SO right i really think sugu is such a music guy……. loves EVERY kind of music for sure i hadn’t considered rap & rnb until now BUT THAT MAKES SOOOO MUCH SENSE …… “deep greens, warm browns, n the taste of earth on ur tongue” <- THIS IS SO SUGUCODED I CRIED…….

and !!! the classics too !!!! I AGREE SO HARD ON THE INSTRUMENTS i’ve always seen him playing either the bass or the drums but CELLO?????? is so unbelievably bigbrained. plays it for sure. and our pretentious little satoru….. for SURE a violin player and i think piano too. AND TRUMPET PLEASEEE WHY DOES THAT MAKE SM SENSE 😭😭….. he strikes me as the kinda guy who used to listen to nightcore religiously and i think sugu would find that personally offensive to the industry

honestly i think hes just attracted 2 slower, warmer music ,,, like stuff ud listen 2 in the kitchen at 11 pm and the lights a nice warm color and the leftover smell of takeout lingers in the air while you and your lover sit right next 2 each other

YEPPPP YEP ….. you can’t see me but i’m agreeing so hard my hands r shaking THIS IS HIM!!!! slow n warm music …… kitchen music …….. just . dreamy and tender …………. 😔😔😔 he’s so …..

ANDDD i agree on literally everything else too. i only know like half of these artists bc i’m embarrassingly unknowledgeable abt music but i trust your opinion w my life …. oh great orchestra master ………… (that’s so cool btw imho anyone who plays any kind of instrument is the Coolest person in the universe i’m so in awe) HE WOULD SOOO BE IN THE PUNK SCENE …… and he absolutely listens to all kinds of music no matter the language . i can see him picking up bits n pieces from the languages too bc that is our multilingual king 🤞 no matter where he is or who he’s talking to he fits in perfectly w any kind of music-loving crowd…. everyone loves him sb he goes to concerts and makes so many friends without even trying. that’s our guy.

tysm for sharing this w me i’ve decided that you’re objectively correct <333 akutami once said that suguru was “a liberal arts guy for sure” and i think abt it every single day . our artistic king . i love him.

[heavencasteel420]

Okay, ranking randomized ships from most to least favorite (note: for reasons of good taste and effective gameplay, any male character randomly paired with Robin is a girl now):

Patrick/Jonathan: I’ve been into Patrick lately and you know I’m about Jonathan always. I think this could be really sweet (if initially prickly).

Barb/Nicole: in a scenario where Barb either doesn’t get taken to the UD or survives, this could be a really interesting, uncomfortable enemies-to-lovers story.

Carol/Kali: the story of one ordinary, unpleasant teen girl getting caught up in a world of psychic powers and conspiracies and lesbian sex. I’m here for it.

Samantha/Chrissy: I think Chrissy could use a sardonic goth gf.

Nancy/Heather: honestly there’s probably an alternate version of Drive All Night where they fall in love. Also it could be an interesting S3 AU.

Argyle/Steve: I’ve seen this. It’s pleasant.

Robin/Girl Eddie: I see this as more of an FwB situation but I think they’d have fun.

Tommy/Keith: I’m pretty sure they’re doing something real fucked-up. I just don’t know if one’s doing it to the other or if they’re an unlikely team.

Eden/Tina: Tina is a normie who throws a really big party, but Eden is a weird girl who just wants some space from her huge family. That could be something.

Jason/Billy: I’m not into jock4jock ships, but I am curious how they interacted as two very different types of BMOC.

Fred/Tammy: is this the only m/f ship? Lol. Maybe he flips because of the Vecna stuff and persuades her to give him a ride to Nashville, where she’s actually in a “False Eyelashes” by Dolly Parton scenario. This gets him out of being Vecna’d but now he has a whole different genre of problems.

[satanmelder]

Cradle of Filth overgik sig selv. Målet var at ramme en god falset og ligne cenobitterne fra Barkers klassiker Hellraiser. Begge dele præsterede man ubesværet.

Bandets store problemer er, at det fundamentalt er så latterligt, og at mange af sangene simpelthen er makværk, der virker som en to tre sange tapet og syet sammen, og hvor man bare skriger, hvis der mangler noget.

Som med så mange andre bands på Copenhell i tidens løb er bandets ældste materiale nok bedst. Arrigskaben virker mere påtaget og kopieret i det senere, og er man til ekstremmetal savner CoF noget sf den kreativitet og det talent, som genren kræver. Meget står og falder nok med, om den kvindelige goth vokal i samspil med Dani Filths gøen taler til en som et plus.

Selv sidder jeg og frygter, at liverollenørder fra Con-området vil strømme ud og tæve cenobitterne med skumvåben.

[deltagf]

hii delta !! id love to hear abt ur ship w edelgard if ud like to share 🤲 - @catake

ooh okay!! i'll start off by dropping the official deltagard playlist (warning for 8tracks refugee music):

aaannnnnndddddd i'll talk a bit abt their early relationship!

my fe3h s/i is delta reinhold, a dark magic prodigy from an adrestian merchant family. prior to garreg mach, they actually studied alongside hubert at baby wizard school or w/e. he met delta a little while after el was kidnapped and they formed a weird pseudo-sibling bond, united in their strange goth child swag.

delta & edelgard meet for the first time at garreg mach, and they're Very intrigued by each other while having absolutely no idea how to express that lmfao. they both come off as very independent and fairly intimidating despite genuinely wanting to make friends. their first real bonding moment happens when the two are assigned to flying practice together - delta loves horses & pegasi, but is slightly terrified of actually riding them. after that they start interacting one on one a lot more, and realize they work really well together! delta has a very grounding presence, and el balances out delta's more cynical attitudes.

their relationship doesn't start to become romantic until the war arc, although they develop feelings for each other fairly quickly. both of them initially view these feelings as inevitably pointless; delta bc they assume el will end up in a political marriage to another noble, and edelgard is convinced that she'll be alone in her crusade against the church. it's as the war progresses that they start to realize "oh fuck this could actually work out"

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

301 of 2023

Anorexia You hate your body. You have starved yourself. You have low self esteem. You use laxatives. You need to be skinnier People always say you’re skinny, but you think fat. People think you are way too skinny. You skip at least one meal a day. You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion. Total: 8

ADHD You are hyper most of the time You barely pay attention to anything You cannot cooperate with people well You seem to never sit still You talk all the time You need attention 24/7 You aren’t very shy Total: 2.5 Total So Far: 10.5

Bipolar Disorder You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed You are very irritable You barely get any or no sleep You have very high self esteem at times You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex You have thought of/attempted suicide. You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know Total: 3 Total So Far: 13.5

Bulimia Nervosa You’ve thrown up all your food at one time You thrown it up even when you don’t feel sick You have little control over how you eat You use laxatives You eat fast. You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out People think you are way too skinny Total: 2 Total So Far: 15.5

Conduct Disorder You are a bully You threaten other people You often find yourself in fights You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others You are cruel to humans and/or animals You have raped/molested someone You destroy property on purpose You always lie You’ve stayed out all night You have attempted to run away from home Total: 1 Total So Far: 16.5

Depression You are always, or normally, feel sad. You always, or normally, are crying You find no hope in your future. You no find longer excitement over the activities you used to love You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day You are anti-social. You have low self esteem Everything bad that happens is always your fault Hope is no longer there for you. Total: 2 Total So Far: 18.5

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate You have to do a certain thing until it feels right You have to keep things in a certain order You have harmed yourself You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS You have to check some stuff over again Total: 5 Total So Far: 23.5

Schizophrenia / Anxiety (how on earth are these put together??) You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can’t escape. You can be confused about reality and fantasy You think people are always staring or talking about you You have an extreme anxiety or fearfulness You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same sex You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should You are very shy You often talk to yourself Total: 2 Total So Far: 25.5

Darkness You listen to songs with dark meanings You are influenced by dark media and tones You are a goth by Urban Dictionary definition (come on, UD  is bullshit :D) You often plot crimes in your head for fun! You are not to be trusted with a weapon Your favorite color is black You prefer evil over good in movies. You are most often alone You prefer to be cold rather than warm Next to Black, your favorite color is a dark shaded color War fascinates you You like violence and gore You are rebellious Total: 3 Final score: 28.5

0-5: You’re very normal. 6-15: You’re fine. 16-20: You might be okay. 21-30: You have problems. 31-35: You have really bad problems. You might need to see a therapist.

[onlythespiesappearhere]

@okameeznuts

Goth UDS: Why is everyone looking at me like that?

[litteraturhistorikeren]

Jeg har et crush, og jeg kan mærke, at det får mig til at panikke lidt - og ikke fordi jeg skal på udveksling lige om lidt. Jeg har ikke været forelsket i tre år siden mit sidste og eneste reelle forhold, og i hele min hoe-periode har jeg kun haft ét reelt crush. Jeg prøver at være i det lige nu, selvom de her følelser får mig til at måtte se nogle ting i øjnene; jeg havde ikke commitment issues, da jeg var yngre, men jeg må indse, at mit sidste forhold gav mig det. Der er stadig noget at arbejde med dér.

Ikke fordi jeg skal committe lige nu, det ville være frygtelig timing. Men jeg bruger også min udveksling som undskyldning for ikke at lade nogen komme for tæt på, tror jeg. Jeg har haft masser af undskyldninger det sidste års tid for ikke at komme tæt på nogen - mest af alt har jeg datet fuckboys og mænd, der var følelsesmæssigt utilgængelige, for så var der ingen risiko for, at nogen blev sårede. Og helt ærligt, det kan tælles på én hånd, hvor mange af mine eskapader var mere end et engangsknald i løbet af det sidste år. Det har bare føltes nemmere.

Nu har jeg så mødt goth boy. En sød, sexet, kinky mand, der udfordrer mig og tænder mig. Vi skriver hele tiden sammen. Vi har set hinanden fire gange indenfor en uge. Og jeg øver mig i at være i det. Ånde ind: det er okay at have et crush. Ånde ud: og bare nyde det lige nu og så give slip igen, når jeg rejser.

Jeg er ikke forelsket, det sker ikke så hurtigt, og der en stor forskel på at være fascineret af nogen og være reelt forelsket. Men jeg crusher, og det føles jo som en efterligning af forelskelse.

I fredags indrømmede jeg over for en af mine venner, at min ekskæreste virkelig fuckede mig op, og at jeg ubevidst har været guarded lige siden. Han sagde: “Selvfølgelig har du commitment issues. Er du først nu ved at indse det?”

Når nogen bare kommer lidt tæt på - når det ikke bare er sex, men fx da jeg så film med goth boy i går, og han bare sad og holdt om mig og nussede mig - så panikker jeg. Mit instinkt er at lukke ned og løbe min vej.

Jeg har en følelse af, at hvis nogen rører blidt ved mig, så går jeg i stykker.

Jeg havde aldrig troet, at jeg ville få det sådan. Jeg er jo en håbløs romantiker. Jeg vil have hele eventyret en dag.

Men nu øver jeg mig i bare at være i de her følelser, selvom jeg ikke kan lide at være sårbar. Have en masse god sex og gode samtaler med goth boy og endda lade ham holde om mig og se på mig på en måde, der gør mig blød i knæene. Øve mig i at lukke en lille smule op, for det vil jeg gerne kunne, når jeg møder den rigtige for mig en dag. Det her med goth boy har en udløbsdato, der hedder 1. januar, og jeg vil gerne bare nyde det indtil da uden at overtænke

[diamondsheep]

RAM, mejor tarde que nunca. Pero creo que tu brand de tu blog es ram 🐏, ZOSAN (latam zosan cough cough), el color morado, Sonic y Cult of the Lamb.

Y Farcille!!! Aaaaa 🌱

DAERIIII !! 💚💚💚💚

asdfjgkls SII ZOSAAAN LATINOOO 💚💛💚💛💚💛

AWW me alegra un montón lo de Sonic, COTL y FARCILLE <33

literalmente mis dos otp <33 💖💖💖

hmmm yo a ud la asocio con fanfics ( de zosan y op ofc <3), Zoro, Nami, NamiVivi, el color verde, la moda goth y este emoji ->🌱

[themindelectricdemo4]

SO MUMMM umm . me when my husband kills me yurifully (sword thru the abdomen ok . cuz hear me out. bleeding out sucks but like ud probably die too fast if it was the heart right. maybe even the lugns like ok. chokes on my bloood. okkk. WITH A sword. With a sword. Family heirloom. Engraved with his surname. Imm[portant thing. He uses it...ON ME. (heart emoji). yuri part where im dying in his arms & hes watching the life drain from my eyes & HES the last person i get to see before i flutter off...& my bodu is in so much pain that it doesnt even register it anymore because my body cant handle it. so it just feels like im gettin really dozy while hes holding me in his arms & i feel really warm (blood moment) & when i fall unconsciosu omggg.... hi girl

he gives me a really cute goth coffin that gets buried at the bottom of sivler trench cuz 1.) no one would mess with me down there 2.) important locale (legendaries r only really resting THAT deep in the ocean. im his legendary) 3.) its some really corny pun about how deep his love is for me BUT HE WOULD NEVER ADMOT THIS OUT LOUD. thats soooo dumb. he would never do that. tch. (he did

in my coffin its sooo fancy. but its weird...im missing various chunks of my body. hey u know when u eat like. a chicken or something what are you eating. the thighs. the breast. hey man theres no need ruining my face when itsjsut skin (& preserving my face is important >_<) a man's Gotta Eat What A Mans Gotta Eat

[444names]

Names generated from Italian forenames and the lyrics of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", excluding the letter "K"

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