#Grannys drinking

[honeybeeffdrawshere]

i like to think they kept in touch

[dozydawn]

uncovered the journal i kept at 17

that was my handwriting sober & then after half a bottle of barefoot pinot grigio... written while watching kenneth branagh’s hamlet (1996)

my favorite quotes are “WHY does it keep skipping?!?!” (about the pirated copy i’m watching) and “I can’t believe it’s only 9:20 am pm. The Ramen noodles I just ate were amazing. Aw! Hamlet hugging Ophelia was so cute!” (then i say how it reminds me of my ocs, ugh)

at another point in the diary i mention drinking vodka & powerade before anthropology class to “take the edge off” ... i don’t even drink now & haven’t since high school

[evelhak]

@active-mind-15 since you said you'd be looking forward to my decompression drawing after I'd spend the whole day baking, here's one.

I saw fan art of Kuroko drinking coke and since it's a very important detail to me that he doesn't like it, I had to reinterpret that idea. In other words, he had a very masochistic moment.

[yorshie]

I have been called yorshie. Yorsh. Yorkshire. Pudding Monster. Yorkshire Pudding. Yorsherrific. And Yorshalicious

Soon. Soon I will reach my final form. I will be unstoppable.

[evilhorse]

Have you been dinking again?

[pourablecat]

Lancre airlines - the AU we all were deprived of.

[sillygrossgirl]

well done also ^^ im sure you are happy about that. and good, im glad i could help push you over the edge but yus make sure to drink plenty of water!.. well squash.. NOT PEPSI

IM DRINKING ACTUAL WATER!! FROM PLASTIC BOTTLESS

[nomairuins]

the kids yesterday were so funny bc they offered me a pop and every adult in the vicinity went Connor doesnt drink pop. already very funny but the kids were genuinely so confused like .... why ......... and i was like Oh it just hurts my stomach and damian went so youve NEVER had a DROP of pop in your LIFE? and i was like no i have had some before and dessie was like What if somebody was going to kill you unless you drank a can of pop . and i was like . id drink it ? and she was like But you said you dont drink pop ....

[dimity-lawn]

[zippityzap]

Throughout the week I was constantly wanting to play video games and draw and maybe write but now that it’s saturday i just can’t bring myself to do anything other than lay in bed

[sob-dylan]

i quit smoking weed a few weeks ago on account of my being a dumbass, and i have replaced that addiction with a newfound crochet addiction. so yeah. i guess you could say i'm doing "sobriety" better than any other "sober" person in the history of "sobriety."

[barneysbigstompers]

allergies tearing me up but not as bad as the fuckin flu did

[greppelheks]

Things could be worse! I could still be the person who accepted shitty, abusive behavior from someone without saying anything.

[maliciouslove]

I just heard this joke and fucking lost my shit:

what do you call the useless piece of skin attached to the penis?

a man.

[dreaminlittlenightmares]

Are there any foods that make the adults sick?

I have Everyone's Least Favorite Food, but not one that makes them sick. I just recently found out that I'm allergic to sourdough. I'm still recovering from that....

The Maw

the Janitor: Toasted seaweed the Twin Chefs: Milk/Dairy products the Lady: Tequila, Bleu cheese, Natto, Tofu the Granny: Tuna anything

Pale City

the Hunter: Anything with gluten in it the Teacher: Cooked red beans, overcooked broccoli the Doctor: Mustard, super spicy curry dishes the Thin Man: Literally any meat dishes

The Nest

the Craftsman: Anything with shellfish, especially shrimp the Butler: Jjamppong and spicy dishes

[deeisace]

So in a move that makes complete and total fucking sense, once I have dinner I'm gonna distract myself from Nonsense Thoughts (it is september) by doing my family tree lmao