#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GENIUS

[mightyflamethrower]

SAVANNAH, GA — In a brilliant stroke of political savvy, Kamala Harris answered one of Dana Bash's questions on her proposed policies by turning the question back on the interviewer: "What do YOU think my policies might be, Dana?"

Teaser footage from the interview indicated that Kamala's 4D chess move came shortly after Bash peppered her with the hard-hitting, obviously hostile question "What are some of the core policies you'd like to enact as president?"

"Well, you see, Dana, that's a question you asked me right there," Kamala answered cunningly, winding up for a shrewd turnaround. "What do YOU think my policies might be? HAHAHAHA!!!"

Bash reportedly stuttered a little and hesitated, causing Kamala to follow up her win with another absolute banger of a line.

"Let me answer your question this way," Kamala continued. "Why don't, uh, you GUESS what my policies are, and I'll tell you if you got it right! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Bash was reportedly stunned by the genius of the retort and was unable to continue the interview. According to several political commentators, Kamala's response was "brat, very brat" and CNN had noted yet another massive jump of 0.005% in Kamala's popularity polls.

At publishing time, Kamala had further clarified her position on policies when asked by turning to Tim Walz and saying, "Ha! That question is so easy I'll let my good friend Tim here answer it!"

[trashexplorer]

BLCD Review: Kuroe to Mesu no Sono

Title: Kuroe to Mesu no Sono (クロエと雌の園)

Author/Artist: Chifuyu

Release Date: 2021/11/26

Cast:

Tachibana Shinnosuke x Yamaya Yoshitaka

Masuyama Takeaki

Komatsu Shouhei

Kakiage Haruna

Aikawa Natsuki

Kisui Shio

Shibuya Ayano

Fujisaki Yuuta

Amano Hirosato

Kanze Noriaki

Synopsis: Sonogi, an employee at the host club "Eden," is in the biggest crisis of his life. He's woken up with female parts in addition to his male ones! After hearing that the number one host at the club, Kuroe, with his beautiful face, baritone voice, and relentlessly womanizing nature, went to med school, Sonogi tries confiding to him in private. Not only does Kuroe wildly misunderstand him, he's weirdly intrigued. Even after hearing Sonogi's story, he's still keen to "study" up on what's happening inside Sonogi's pants! A scary-faced, lovable psychopath toys with a vulnerable, shaved, and untouched new "girl" in this gender-bending romance!

Review Proper

You know, for however stupid that initial plot was, Kuroe to Mesu was actually, dare I say, great.

I know. It’s annoying lmao.

On the surface, it’s like something Momose An or Takasaki Bosco would pull, but it’s unnecessarily deep. 😂 It’s like Ouran High but smutty BL. There. I said it. It doesn’t help that Tachi’s execution of Kuroe was very Mamo-chan Tamaki. I can’t say I can fully forgive the stupid futanari plot, but this shit was funny when it was funny and sad when it was sad. The BLCD’s much more dynamic for obvious reasons, but it maintains the same energy throughout both paper and audio, so I recommend reading the manga along.

Anyway, onto the technicalities,

Dang. Welcome back, Papá Tachi. I was initially annoyed with this casting ‘cause y’all know Tachi’s one of my fave bottoms of all time (Ten Count hello???), and I hate that he only ever gets top roles whenever he comes back to the scene. But if y’all know me, I’m also a whore.

MY GOD. IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I’VE HEARD CHAOTIC TACHI. I really went from “stop it, Tachi” to “step on me, Tachi” back there lmaooooo. It’s like I forgot that one of my fave BLCDs was Shihaisha no Koi where he tops Hirarin (which you should all listen to if you haven’t ‘cause FUCK). I also put him in the “sounds like a bottom but will top you 100%” and “younger guy that will 100% dubcon you”. HIS NAME IS LITERALLY TACHI YANNO (also look at just how accurate my lists are). 😂 Kuroe’s much more of a sadist kookoo-path than Rasheed who’s much more of an ass who thinks he’s hot shit just ‘cause he’s the prince yanno, so there is a bit of a difference in how Tachi performed them. Though, I am sure movic cast him as Kuroe with said performance in mind. I’ve read the manga before I listened to the BLCD and I did have a different idea of how Kuroe would sound like, but when Tachi hit me with that first “Sonomeroooo” I just fell in love. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SONOMEROOOO I WILL NEVER GET OVER IT. I might not love Kuroe as a character, but shit, this was such a genius portrayal I can’t.

As for Yamati, I can’t believe it’s been 4 years since I last heard him HAHAHAHA THE FUCK. I remember him performing well in Knocking, but he was just ill-suited to that role that it spazzed me out. Thankfully, he was perfect for Sonomero here and had great chemistry with Tachi. Now that’s how you cast! True to his Hanae Natsuki range, the dang man showcased just how good he could squeak here. And even though I majorly dislike those types of bottoms that kinda tread the line of girl almost losing their minds during sex in hentai, Yamati made it so that I didn’t hate Sonomero in bed too much. Tachi himself has stated that he was very impressed with Yamati performing so well when he hadn’t been around that much. Idk. Maybe you’re born with it, maybe it’s Yamati. 

Again, both the manga and BLCD are good buys. In terms of accuracy, though, I’m not sure if censorship is different when it comes to BLCDs, but they had to censor a lot of graphic dialogue in the BLCD and change them into something else. This would’ve been a good Japanese anatomy class (I’m serious) but unfortunately, it becomes more abstract in the BLCD. I did have a few issues with their timing of the bgm (just movic being movic). That scene when the sad piano music played when Sonomero quit and Kurose chases after him— I laughed out loud when it stopped when Kurose went back in to resign then immediately start up again when he came back. Like wtf??? HAHAHAHAHA. But that’s about it. I 100% recommend this if you’re looking for stupid porn with sad plot. I don’t believe I have anything that’s similar in ratio, though, so this might be a first of its kind. 

[ancient-cats-unite]

Ototo's New Recruit

Elmo joins Ototo's development team.

Elmo strutted out of his room, Yoyo tailing behind him.

"So what's next on the tour?"

"We only get this hallway. However we do have a small kitchen!"

Yoyo led him to the kitchen near the entrance. Pots and pans were neatly stored in cupboards. A small stove sponsored by the Iron Legion had some grease stuck to it. A cat eating rice sat on the ground.

"That's T-Bone, she's like a black hole. Shes also our culinary expert, her lasagna can feed the whole Cat Army."

Elmo walked over to stand where T-Bone was.

"Hello!"

She gobbled down the last bit of her rice. She put the bowl in the sink.

"Hi. Do you like cookies?"

"Yeah!"

"Great. I can get some for you, but you need to get something for me."

Elmo scratched his head. Then he had an execllent idea.

"Do you like carrots? My friend gave me a good one. Brave Cutter Approved."

"Brave Cutter? The Grandon Mining Cutter? Alright lets see this carrot!"

Elmo went back to his room and got the carrot. It had a couple bruises but no mold. He went back to the kitchen and gave T-Bone the carrot. She ate the tip.

"Mmm.. that's pretty good. You weren't kidding. Maybe I'll make some soup with it."

"That sounds pretty good."

T-bone handed Elmo a bag full of sugar cookies from the shelf.

"Here you go. My treat. See you around."

"Oh wow! Thanks!"

-----------------------------

The two were going to leave the cabin, but a crackling sound caught their attention.

"What was that? Did something pop a fuse?"

The two ran to the sound's origin. It came from a dark painted door. "KEEP OUT!" was written on a large sign. "Please?" was written on a smaller sticky note.

"Oh. Thats Gordy's room. He'll be fine."

"Hold on, I have something I wanted to give him."

Elmo held up a fragment of the green crystal from his overalls pocket. It glew brighter, the etchings pulsing with energy. Taking a deep breath, he head inside.

Gordy was hacking up smoke in his room with some wiring gone wrong. He was working on a panel covered by a white tarp. The mysterious curtain covered a large margin of the room.

"YOU! Disgusting vermin, leave immediately!"

Gordy hissed. Yoyo and Elmo backed up.

"Not you, new kid. You can stay."

Yoyo huffed and left the room, closing the door. Gordy appeared behind Elmo and draped him with a part of his coat.

"Have you decided? That these WORTHLESS FOOLS aren't worth your time? With me, we will conquer the world with our MERCILESS ROBOT ARMY! Right now they're just cleaning robots, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"

Elmo got some distance from Gordy. He pulled out the crystal, who strongly reacted to the machinery. Gordy snatched it immediately.

"You.. YOU.. You are a BLOODY GENIUS! This is a fraction of true power, I can power up my precious! Witness my creation, my dear assistant.. WITNESS THE BRINGER OF DESTRUCTION!"

Gordy unveiled the tarp to reveal.. to reveal.. a small metal Bun Bun. It makes a dent into the floor.

"Ah. I just need to implant it. I'm very grateful, these things grant immense power!The world shall be in my paws! Nya hahahahahahaha!!"

Elmo just stared. Gordy got nervous.

"Laugh with me. Its awkward."

So the two bringers of destruction laughed together.

Gordy hands Elmo a scrap metal cat. Its in decent shape with working cameras to boot. Elmo pats the cat on the head.

"My minion shall serve you well. Now begone! Evil awaits!"

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Elmo left the cabin. Yoyo wasn't anywhere, so maybe he could vibe with Hank? Hank was lying down, Ototo with him.

"Don't eat the butterflies anymore, Hank. Please."

"But.. preety.."

Hank perked up when Elmo came by. Ototo looked up as well.

"Frend! I got you preety butterflies!"

The jar had yellow butterflies in it. They all had cat faces.

"Ooh! I'll put this on my shelf. Thanks Hank!"

"Hey Elmo. Oh good, the uniform fits. Hank, could you go for a sec?""

Hank got up and ran somewhere else. Ototo looked Elmo up and down before putting two paws on his shoulders. He pulled out a beaded bracelet covered in metal and gold beads.

"Yoyo wanted to give you this. Remember you got really sad when you lost that friendship bracelet? He made you another one."

"Aw! I'll put it on right away!"

Elmo slipped on the bracelet. He gave Ototo a big hug, the mentor returning the favor.

"Thanks for letting me on the team."

"No problem Elmo."

______________________

//What a nice wrap up! Probably the most I've written. A little bit of everyone is here! Let me know what else you want!//

[imgnaf]

Newcastle United are demanding around £20m from Manchester United for their sporting director, Dan Ashworth. That’s a lot of money, and I wanted to know whether he could possibly be worth it, but it was hard to tell for sure [...]

I wanted a definitive answer, the kind a sporting director would demand. And perhaps if I discovered it then I too could be a genius like Dan Ashworth one day: either that, or simply a man capable of securing a procession of lucrative employments in a wildly inefficient industry by burnishing the carefully curated myth of one’s own genius. Both good options, I told myself. Both good options.

So I kept at it. I crunched data. I had to buy a laptop for that. I downloaded a copy of Football Manager, got a subscription to Wyscout, signed up for networking breakfasts and leadership summits. I watched lots of YouTube videos with titles like “DAN ASHWORTH SKILLS//WELCOME TO MANCHESTER UNITED 2024//SPREADSHEETS, RECRUITMENT MEETINGS, POWERPOINT PRESENTATIONS [HD]”. I listened to every episode of The High Performance Podcast with Jake Humphrey.

hahahahahahaha. from here

[obsessivequacks]

You sent her a picture of your dick like a pathetic cumbrain.

I just cut the dick off of her abuser and stuffed it down his throat before slitting his neck.

We are NOT the same.

You stupid fuck.

[intellectualshield]

when spencer decides enough is enough ( when he decides that he never wants to miss a plane again ), spencer goes to ask for a two-week leave from hotch. spencer has enough time saved up for four weeks ( he rarely takes days off ), but he’s read literature on how long withdrawal lasts, and two weeks should be enough to get through it ( but he knows he’ll always be craving it, a day, a week, a month, years later ). 

“good luck,” hotch says with a sad look and nothing else, and spencer knows that hotch realises what he’s trying to do. spencer nods, grim-faced, before he leaves to go shopping for supplies. to lessen the risk to himself and to others, he’s going to stay at his apartment for the next two weeks, and he’s woefully unprepared for such a thing right now. thus, food supplies, basic medical supplies that will help with the pain and nausea, and other things to entertain him are bought, and then he leaves to his apartment.  

the first thing he does when he goes back to his apartment, before he can stop himself, before weakness takes hold of him again, is destroy all of the bottles of dilaudid he keeps in his apartment ( safe from where even the most onerous police officers search ). there’s something scary, watching it all pour away, knowing that after he destroys the two burner phones he bought that he won’t be able to safely buy anymore, not even when he wants it, not even when he wants to beg for it. it’ll be worse than the torture, he thinks. 

he’s not wrong. 

[veronawrites]

OMFG I DID IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

excuse the blurred out vitamin bottles but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can’t stop cackling

@jiminrings you are a genius!! Mwaahh

[maiverie]

FVAKDHJS such a creative way to tell us he died mai,, very VERY informative. i could really feel the emotion behind the words 😍😍

IM SO SORRY BUT ITS SO FUNNY??? literally snorted when o first read it like wow. i rlly just can’t even post mine all of u who r doing that are so brave. how was i writing an smau on wattpad… i didn’t even know they were called smaus when i was writing it,, in the title it literally had (social media x real life x insta DMs) well done rianne u absolute genius 🥰

PLS the only reason i told her is bc she wrote fanfic too but the difference is she never posted hers 💔 i’m actually meeting up w her today i’m gonna have to bring this up i can’t BELIEVE IT .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA informative fr 😭 love it 🤩 also not u being way ahead of ur time??? PLS i literally didnt even conceive of the idea of an smau until i came to tumblr 😭😭😭 AHSHHAA INSTA DMS HELPP RIANNE SLAYYYYYTY

OMG I HOPE U HAVE FUNN 🤩 pls bring it up to her and bully her HAHSJAJSKAK

[jtargaryen18]

“Yeah, this is going to be an intense chapter. Just saying… Steve is coming to realize that his life isn’t ever going to be the same…” // I’m just cackling like an evil genius. Like, he thought he’d just be able to walk away. Hahahahahahaha!

That's what he THINKS. He's dead wrong... 💕😱😎

Thank you 🙏

[chaoscodex]

Episode eight liveblog:

Oh jeez. How's Hooty a genius?

Awwww!

Oh, ew. Hooty no.

Oh, Hooty...

Amity's HEART!? WHAT?

Oh, that's a face. Hooty...?

AND THATS ALL BEFORE THE OPENING!? Oh jeez.

Solid musical reference.

Oh no. Hooty helping usually isn't a good thing.

WHY IS THIS ABOUT PUBERTY HOOTY!?

Oh.

Lesson 101.5 omg

Damn, Hooty be scary. And creepy. Moreso than normal, I mean.

THAT SHIRT AAAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BIG NOSE!!

Damn, they're strong.

You are YOU! *Angry noises*

Poor Hooty. At least he tried.

OH WHAT WAS THAT, KING

WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAT

Awwww, Hooty made cookies!

Oh. Hooty made cookies. Oh no.

Ohhhhhhh no.

Eda's dream?

EDA'S DAD?? He seems nice.

Oh. Oh no. Aw, poor Eda... Damn, she's gone through some baaaad shit.

Moon Knight?

Truce with the owl beast??? Hell yeah! Nightmare becomes good!!

Hooty fixed something!

AGAIN AMITY'S HEART?????

Hooty being a creep, yet again.

"Cheesy" Uh huh.

HOOTY NO

HOOTY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS JESUS CHRIST THATS KIDNAPPING

Omg Hooty THE TUNNEL OF LOVE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AMITY'S FACE OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO FREAKING CUTE AHHHHHHHHHH

ohhhhhhhhhhh no Luz Luz Luz... Mistakes were made there...

OH NO HOOTY

This isn't good!

Wait. King?

Ahhh this is so good

Aww, Luz...

AHHHHHHHH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LUZ YAS

Okay, Hooty, you did good. I'll say it.

Yeah. NO MORE HELPING.

IS THAT KINGS DAD his voice is HOT OMGAKCJSNF FJXJ

Hooty no why

Okay, I can actually sum up the episode with those three words, and it fits perfectly.

[its-chelisey-stuff]

My 2020 in dramaland pt 1/4

I’m doing this at the start of december but I’m scheduling it to be posted on Christmas Eve, because that way I can say to everyone Happy holidays! Anyway, these are the Korean dramas I watched this year (listed in the order I saw them, NOT including my favorite dramas, those will have its own post!)

Love Alarm (2019): I don’t think I need to say what this was about lol if you haven’t seen it, chances are, you’ve heard of it. This is like all those Netflix shows I binge in one day, hate them but still can’t help but want to know what happens next and immediately need a season 2. Btw, this drama has the type of love triangle that I tolerate the most: the men who like the girl are also BFFs and never actually turn against each other, or at least suffer because they don’t really want to hurt the other. Bros before hoes! Kinda.

OTP: Jojo&SunOh. Hate that I love them tbh. But it’s mostly all thanks to him. To me, KimSoHyun’s chemistry with SongKang is the best chemistry she’s ever had with any of her co-stars. Well, maybe it’s a tie with Jisoo. Sorry Jang DongYoon. 

Thing I enjoyed the most: Knowing there’s a second season coming. I NEED CLOSURE! Dramas should never have seasons, it’s cruel.

Do I recommend it? Uhm... Yes. But beware of old tropes like Noble Idiocy super idiotic, a FL that never speaks her mind and a whole lot of nonsense angst and pining. Hey, your average kdrama basically.

Crash Landing on You: You know she actually did crash land on him. Twice. I loved that they were so doomed, it was awesome. A forbidden and beautiful romance, they were all in for each other. He was handsome and cute I mean is HyunBin! but she was my favorite: brave, sassy, bold and a CEO. I hated when they shoot her. A pity they can only be happy in Switzerland, but I liked that about their ending. (I made a sort of review of the finale here)

OTP: Awesome chemistry, have you heard about all those dating rumors? But my favorite couple was actually the second lol. I will never forgive this drama for NOT giving them a happy ending. WTF? And that’s why it’s not in my fave’s list.

Thing I enjoyed the most: Apart from the love stories? North Korean soldiers from Captain Ri’s team. Bless them.

Do I recommend it? Oh, is there someone who hasn’t seen it? For real, go watch it. It’s a romcom for the ages. Lots of nonsense and cliches. Loved it, just *one* little flaw. ALBERTOOOO!

Witch’s Court (2018): A law drama. I never watch these types of dramas. Only did it because I had a crush on Yoon HyunMin at the time, my sister made me watch it (she also had a crush on him) and I thought there was going to be way more romance. Heavy subjects, a great mom’s love and a lot of prosecutor bs.

OTP: They were cute. Wish I’d seen more of them though.

Thing I enjoyed the most:  Yoon HyunMin. But the FL was awesome in her own right.

Do I recommend it? If you like law/criminal dramas and barely a hint of romance, this one is great. And justice is served at the end.

Hospital Playlist: It was an adorable, peaceful and relaxing watch, not what you’d expect from a hospital themed drama. Very healing (no pun intended lol). And I loved the songs they played! The weird thing is that I kept forgetting about it, and that’s why it took me so long to finish it. 

OTP: I do have one, but not the one everyone ships: Dr Yang SeokHyung and his resident played by one awesome Ahn EunJin. She confessed, he turned her down gently, Buuu!!!. Waiting patiently for S2 and HOPE their love story develops more. Dramas shouldn’t have second seasons!

Thing I enjoyed the most: The friendship of the five besties duh

Do I recommend it? Awww but of course! if you liked the Reply Series and slice of life dramas, you will like this one. Only 12 eps but they were as long as a movie lol

WHY (minidrama) 2019: Two good friends trying to cheer up their bff who just got dumped (without any explanation hence driving him slowly into a mental breakdown and an identity crisis) by going on a Jeju vacation. In the guesthouse they’re staying, they encounter two awesome, chill and fun noonas. What you’ll see here: a moving story about heartbreak and letting go, bromance and noona romance.

OTP: While most of the time the lead was in deep heartbreak thanks to his awful ex, there was a subtle romance developing while he was healing. At the end, there’s a time jump and he’s totally in the right state of mind to completely be with her and give love another try. Lovely ending.

Thing I enjoyed the most: Jung GunJoo! AKA Dohwa from Extraordinary You!!!

Do I recommend it? Of course! It’s an adorable watch. And it only takes like 2 hours of your time, maybe less, I don’t recall. Here, you can watch it on YouTube. Also, not really a fan don’t hate me lol but there’s Hwang In Yeob as the bff of the lead. And he has a very meaningful role.

Where Your Eyes Linger (minidrama): First Korean BL drama I’ve ever watched and I’m so glad that it was a wonderful first. Given the amount of time and resources I was expecting a lot less from this but they all did a very good job. Beyond my expectations, really. Wonderful acting and such an angsty friends to lovers romance that was delightfully done. I don’t usually give out scores to dramas but omg 10/10!

OTP: THEY HAD SUCH GOOD CHEMISTRY! UGH THE ANGST

Thing I enjoyed the most: Oh, everything!

Do I recommend it? Like BL dramas and want to see more of them in kdramaland? Then YES YES YES. A thousand times YES! The reason why it’s not on my favorites’ list is because I wish it was longer.

It’s Okay to not be Okay: It had been so long since I’ve seen a KSH drama. Since his alien days lol Plus, my sister is a huge fan. Horniest kdrama of the year, for sure. Which is hilarious since the message of the whole thing was more about family. From the first episode I was waiting for the OTP to have a steamy makeout and have sex HAHAHA You know, they actually delivered, so I was happy. My review about the ending HERE

OTP: Queen MoonYoung and her horny but super restrained caretaker, KangTae. Love them.

Thing I enjoyed the most: All hail Queen Ko MoonYoung! And the best hyung, SangTae.

Do I recommend it? Yeah. Let’s be serious for a moment lmao it was a healing drama and the ending was beautiful. A few things here and there didn’t make sense though. The mom’s comeback was crazy, but meh, what are dramas without crazy? lol I guess this is not on my favorite’s list because I wasn’t as obsessed as I wish I’d been.

Was it Love?: Mamma mia, here we go again, my my, I should have resist ya! it was ALL right there but the writer didn’t have the guts to do the story right. It COULD’VE BEEN Mamma Mia, but all the potential went to waste. THE POTENTIAL!! You want to know who the dad of her daughter is? The only dude she ever slept with, her only ex! Big surprise. The writer! There, saved you the trouble. My rant on the ending here

OTP: Well, it wasn’t the leads, that’s for sure. It’s the second leads (or was he the third lead and she the second?)who ended up together, or at least it was hinted at. The female lead had way more chemistry with the one dude she was never romantically linked to, which is hilarious to me. Ugh so much wasted potential...

Thing I enjoyed the most: Gangster dude and his son! Bless them.

Do I recommend it? Jesus, NO. DON’T. Watch Mamma Mia with Meryl Streep, instead. That’s gold and it’s what they wanted to try to do for a moment here. Still wondering how I managed to finish this...

Record of Youth: Another drama I can’t believe I actually finished. A handsome model transitioning into an actor and becoming the main provider for the family that never fully supported him and had to pay for the debt of the dad that always belittled his dreams. Underdeveloped characters, a female lead that was outshined by CAMEOS of other women(in her 1 minute scene, KimHyeYoon had more chemistry with PBG), plots that went nowhere and a terrible pairing that had very little chemistry. A ranting about the finale and my wasted time, HERE

OTP: who? Ah, yeah, I guess there sort of was one... The photographer friend and the sister of the jealous friend. Their ending was ambiguous.

Thing I enjoyed the most: PBG, he carried this mess on his back.

Do I recommend it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA No. Please, don’t watch it.

Private Lives: An orphan who was recluted to become a spy and works for a conglomerate that holds the power to decide the next president of Korea AND a con woman who wants revenge because her dad got sent to jail. They meet and fall in love and it’s the cutest thing ever but on their wedding day he misteriously disappears and... that’s it. Everything that happens after that makes zero sense. By the end I was more interested in the second leads.

OTP: TWO (but mostly the second couple) and the reason why I finished this drama at all.

Thing I enjoyed the most: Second leads. BokGi and Eduardo (yeah, I know that wasn’t his real name). I’d watch a drama of those two. Even if it was by the same writer.

Do I recommend it? Well... not really. LOL If you’re interested to know more about it, read my “recaps” of each episode HERE or read about the last ep here. You’ll understand about the same as if you were to actually watch it, but you will not waste your time. I hope? LOL

Start Up: A grandma with good intentions, a FL that lost it all as a kid, letters that weren’t really that genuine, a rich, cocky and petty jerk who wasn’t the ML (I mean by definition he had everything to be the male lead lol) and the actual ML (a genius who suffers from the biggest case of Impostor Syndrome I’ve ever seen). No one except for the FL mostly is honest. A time jump that was there just for the sake of angst and not quite done right. Also, making a business with your friends involves a whole lot of nonsense and drama. And a “love triangle” that drove the fandom to madness. And wait, the sister was the second female lead? She was more secondary than the secondary characters. This drama is seriously not what it seems at first lol

OTP: DalMi&DoSan. Adorable. The oly reason I finished this. From the moment they announced the cast and learned who the leads were, I knew I was gonna ship them. And that’s how I never get SLS lol

Thing I enjoyed the most: The answer to that question is HERE

Do I recommend it? Honestly, yeah. Just turn off your brain and never discuss it on social media. Binge it and move on with life. Not the best drama, but tbh not the worst. Well it is the worst by the writer lol Wow it sounds like I hated it, but it’s just that the fanwars really got to me haha and it’s all so recent, but I actually did love the love story and the grandma was a treasure.

[theladyjojogrant]

WIP Folder Meme

RULES: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it! And then tag more people.

HahahahaHAHAHA bold of you to assume I have a separate WIP folder @fortes-fortuna-iogurtum rather than scraps of writing in random notebooks scattered all over the place and snippets of things on 12 different folders on my computer (but really, thank you for tagging me! :D)

If I tried to list all my WIPs I’d be sitting here until I was 42 so here’s a handful:

Just a Mate, a Broken Gate, and Two Pairs of Wet Shoes

Three and Jo script

Five and Leela

Red

Kazran

*entirely untitled Seven and River story*

The Pupil

post-Annihilation AU thingy

that magical creek

Yep, I’m a total genius when it comes to titles, as you can see

I tag @jelly-mish, @incomingalbatross, and anyone else who sees this post and wants to do it!

[dcnatural]

Call It What You Want

Word Count: 1087

Pairing: Reader x Ed Nygma

Rating: Mature

Synopsis: The War of Jokes and Riddles come to an end, and you have an front row seat to the spectacle.

You flipped the blade between your fingers, feet tapping nervously on the ground as you analyzed the rival gang. Clown masks hid their faces, and while most sported normal clothing, a few had decided to go full on with the theming, wearing complete clown outfits. How would they run in those large shoes, you had no idea. Their brand-new machine guns were pointed at your direction and you could feel the sweat dampening the skin of your neck. We are screwed, you concluded.

After months of ongoing disputes over control of Bleake Island, it was time for the final showdown between the Riddler and the Joker. Underneath the bridge, the river ran furiously, fuller than normal as a result of the heavy rains of the previous day. A few meters separated the two armies. A no man’s land that would disappear when the fight began. 

You clutched Ed’s arm, wrinkling the green linen of his impeccable suit. “Eddie! We brought knives to a gunfight!”, you exclaimed exasperated.

“I know”, he muttered. His arm snaked around your waist and pulled your body to his. You felt his quickened heartbeat, almost a match to your own. His fingers played with your hair as he held you close. “What do we do now?”

You glanced backwards, taking in the face of each henchman. They had families, friends, lovers. Lives of their own. Lives that would be lost if you and Eddie went forward with this war.

“We are the King and Queen of this borough. We earned it with our blood”, you twisted your body, pressing your chest against his. “But we are severely outgunned.”

He nodded, green eyes locking with yours. “Let them take the crown, it’s alright. It’s the only way.”

You took a deep breath, you hated that the Joker and his gang would win this war . “It’s the only way”, you repeated, re-assuring him it was the right course of action. You untangled yourself from your boyfriend, returning to your place by his side.

“JOKER!”, the Riddler shouted, his voice not betraying his inner feelings. “Are you going to show yourself or will you hide behind your goons like a coward?”

The army of clowns snarled in response, shouting angrily in defense of their boss. But seconds passed and they didn't move aside to make way for the Joker. Hushed conversations emerged from within their ranks. 

The Riddler laughed. “Riddle me this! Who wears purple, red and green, but during a fight remains unseen?”

You laughed loudly and signaled your crew to join in. Even a few of Joker’s men seemed to have found the rhyme a bit funny. Three gunshots were fired with quick succession, and you froze in fear. Except that they hadn’t been fire your way. In the front row of the enemy line, three corpses laid on the ground in a pool of blood.

“Seriously? You idiots thought that stupid line was funny?”, a voice hissed loudly from the back of the group of clowns. The crowd parted and the Joker strolled forward, a long velvety purple cape hanging behind his back. 

Your grip tightened around the knife as the Joker got within arm’s length. The putrid smell he seemed to carry with him invaded your nostrils and you scowled. You noticed he didn’t wield any weapon, but that didn’t mean he didn’t have one hidden in his body.

“You are a liar”, Ed stated, finger pointing at the Joker.

“Hahaha! Most definitely. And so are you. But what is it that you accuse me of this time?”

“I said a fair fight. No guns. And you armed every single one of your goons with machine guns.”

The Joker chuckled and raised a gloved hand to his chest. “Oh dear, I had no idea you were serious about that. I thought you were just kidding. What’s the fun of a little fight if no one dies?”, he punctuated the last word with a click of his tongue. 

Your boyfriend signed. “You won. You cheated and you won.”

The Joker clapped, grinning like a mad man. “Give it. Give it. Give it”, he chanted. “GIVE IT TO ME!”

“Y/n, give me the box”, the Riddler asked softly and you nodded. 

You opened your backpack, which you had left safely hidden behind a metal beam, and pulled out the black box. It had the length and the width of a hardcover book, but was as thick as your palm. You handed it to your lover.

“Here it is, Joker”, Ed said dryly as the Joker opened the box. “Congratulations, you are now officially the King of Bleake Island.”

The Joker laughed as he held high the golden paper crown. He proudly placed it on top of his messy green hair and turned to face his crew. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”, he exploded in an insane laugh, dancing in circles as he celebrated his victory.

The henchmen had lowered their weapons, and no longer under gunpoint, Riddler quickly ordered his men to retreat.

“I’m sorry, Eddie”, you whispered as you took his hand in yours.

He smiled sadly. “It’s alright, y/n. This is not over. Besides, it’s just a stupid paper crown.”

Once out of the bridge, the group of goon dispersed in the dark streets of Gotham, leaving just you and Ed. You turned to face the bridge, the Joker still dancing in the middle of it.

“He’s crazy”, Ed stated.

You pulled him into a embrace. “Ain’t we all?”

“Some more than others”, he chuckled.

You ran a finger along his jaw. “You know… when you said it wasn’t over. You were right. It’s not.” You reached into your pocket as you spoke, pulling out a small rectangular device with a single red button in the middle.

Ed’s eyes sparkled when he recognised the device. “You didn’t-”

You opened a smile. “I did”, you said, moving his head slightly so he could spot the bombs carefully placed along the most important wire ropes and pillars. “Wanna do the honors?”

Ed took the control from your hand. “I love you, y/n. You are a freaking genius.”

You rolled your eyes and kissed him. His lips still touched yours when the bombs exploded. You let go of him, and glanced back, the bridge was on fire, pieces of concrete falling into water and flames licking the sky.

Sirens filled the air, announcing the presence of firefighters and cops nearby. You and Ed laughed, taking in the sight of the beautiful destruction you had just done.

[sintatae]

stfu

stfu // 912 words (previously on old acc chimtaehyvng)

...in which you know yoongi’s a grouch, but you just can’t help it. those videos were just so funny.

pairing: yoongi x reader genre: fluff, couples that live together!, some typical yoongi swear words tbh, this was just a drabble, crack tbh

Yoongi and you were never the conventional couple.

You knew that what you wanted in a relationship was for your partner not to baby you, someone who could tell you the cold, hard truth, and someone who wouldn’t treat you so delicately.

And what better person was that, other than the ice man himself, Min Yoongi.

Having moved in together recently, you were starting to get to know his little habits, quirks, and tendencies.

I mean, you already knew he was a lazy shit that wanted to sleep all day. You knew that he could be a grouchy grandpa that rolled his eyes better than you ever did. But he was also a driven, hard-working artist. Which was why you should have known better than to keep pestering him to watch some funny video while he was busy writing.

It had been one of those days. Those days where everything seems funny and you keep laughing. Perhaps you were overtired, stressed from work, or just plain bored—you were being weird and you didn’t care who was in the path of your amusing, albeit annoying, destruction.

Yoongi was in the studio-made office room of your shared apartment, working on a new song. Usually, you knew this wasn’t a time for you to interrupt his creative process, and you respected that.

You weren’t sure what you wanted, if you were being needy or clingy (again, maybe you were just bored), but you found yourself laying on the couch in front of him while he worked at his computer.

You were just scrolling online, watching any random, or obscure video that seemed to pop up. Every now and then you would chuckle and cover your mouth, attempting to be careful of not disturbing your diligently, working boyfriend.

‘Attempting’ being the operative word.

“Babe, you’ve got to watch this video.” You said, holding back laughs.

“Yeah? Show me later.” Yoongi said, not even looking up.

A few videos later and—

“Hahaha—oh my gosh, Yoongi plea- you have to watch this, oh my god.”

“Mm. Okay I will. Later.” Yoongi replied.

A few more videos later.

“Oh my god what the hell, this fucking cat, I can’t breathe, look at this!” You laughed to Yoongi, yet again.

“Make me a list, I’ll watch them later. Now babe, please, I’m working okay? Give me like half an hour more, and we can laugh all we want.” Yoongi sighed, exasperated.

“Okay yeah sure, of course. Let me know if you need help with anything okay?” You smiled sweetly back at him.

Ten minutes later and another video of some DJ had you rolling in laughter.

“Hahahahahah- I, oh my, hahaha!”

“Babe—“

“Hahahahahahaha I can’t breathe oh my gosh please I-”

“Babe, please-“

“Yoongi oh my god, hahaha!”

“Babe!”

“Oh, yes?” You said, a few chuckles still bubbling to your throat.

“Can you help me with something?” Yoongi asked with a sweet smile on his face.

“Oh yeah sure!”

You stood up and went to go look at the screen that was lighting up Yoongi’s small, sculpted face.

However, what you saw was something you should have entirely expected, but were slightly taken aback instead.

The words “SHUT THE FUCK UP” were littered across the computer screen.

You actually felt your smile fall. You literally felt your face drop. Yoongi had no filter. You already knew that, but this. THIS. Oh. Oh, this.

You looked back at Yoongi, who had the most “done” expression on his face. He sighed exasperatedly, and shook his head, moving his chair closer to the computer screen.

You just stood there and stared at him in awe. Again, maybe yeah, you should have expected this. But, I mean, you were only just… laughing.

Pride getting in the way, you lifted your hand to flick him on the forehead before huffing and crossing your arms, walking to your bedroom.

You muttered something along the lines of, “I just wanted to show you a funny video. Jeeze, you grouchy, old man.”

Okay, so your ego was a little bruised.

“Stupid, grouchy, tiny old man.”

Okay, so your ego was a lot bruised.

Ten minutes later, you found yourself lying in bed…doing the exact same thing you were doing before. Watching videos.

You were just about to laugh again, when the door of your bedroom cracked open. You covered your mouth again, and turned to face the other way, feigning anger.

You felt the bed dip as Yoongi crawled in behind you.

“I’m sorry you were being annoying.”

You raised your brow and glanced at him from behind your shoulder.

“Okay, I’m sorry you were being annoying but I’m also sorry I wasn’t paying you any attention.” Yoongi said, slightly rolling his eyes.

You turned your body to look at him and there he was with his cute glasses, elbow propping his head up, a shit-eating grin plastered on his face.

You rolled your eyes, but cuddled closer into his chest.

“Yeah yeah, whatever. I shouldn’t have bothered you, oh-creative-genius Min Yoongi.”

“Okay babe,” He said, leaning down to kiss your forehead. “Now what were those videos?”

You flicked him on the head again, “You’re not getting any anytime soon, I hope you know that.” He rolled his eyes. “But oh my god, anyway, so you have to watch this…” You continued.

And there you were, laughing again, infectiously. Yoongi could only smile. You were a fucking nuisance, but you were his nuisance after all.

*

an: lmao this was just pure...trash but here it is i’m literally screaming at 19/20 year old me who tf let me write this

[kalawakan-fam]

Presenting: Class 2020 of Kalawakan!!

@nangunguhang-alien . Si Tito ‘yung class president niyo. Lagi siyang kasama ni titser, tapos lagi special mention. Kapag wala si Ren, malungkot magturo si titser. Kapag wala si titser, sya din ang "pacifier" ng classroom.

Lagi nyang linya.

"Guys! Please keep quiet!"

@dumdum-things Si Top 2. Dumdum - Vice president ng klase. Siya yung laging nakasunod kay president. Kaya kapag nag wawalk out si president siya yung tiga sigaw ng "Guys respeto naman!"

Sya rin po yung laging nakangiti kapag nakakakita ng titser! "Gooooooooood mooooorning titser!!"

@atomicdump Si Ruru, Siya yung kaklse mong mahilig magsayaw, kada first day ng school, hindi mawawala sa intro nya ang dance number. Bibo kid #1. Punishment nya yung sumayaw sa harao ng klase sabi ni titser, pero nag uubos lang talaga ng oras si titser dahil wala na syang maituro.

@eccentrieth Si Riri, Siya po yung tiga lista ng noisy and standing. Hindi pwedeng di mo sya bestfriend kase laging may minus payb kapag naililista sa board.

Lagi din syang hirap mag lista kasi nga nililibre sya ng mga kaklase nya para hindi sya mailista.

Malaki tumanaw ng utang na loob. Puro utang na loob nalang.

Lagi din napapagalitan kapag maingay klase.

Lagi nyang linya:

"Maam kapag maingay, ako agad?"

@starsandrocketsss Ang Dynamic duo. Source ng food pag fieldtrip. Parang bag ni dora yung bag nila, hindi nauubusan ng laman. Laging may binabatong chichirya at imported na food galing kay mommy nya. Laging may baong pagkain san man pumunta.

@medyo-gaga Si Kyu, Sya po ang maldita ng klase. Tinitignan sya ng lahat. Mahirap kalaban sa classroom. One day, friends kayo. The next day, kaaway kana ng group mates nya. Takot lahat ng faculty dito. Ganon sya kamaldita,  kahit guidance sinukuan sya. Best friend sila ng principal dahil minsan maghapon sila magkakwentuhan dahil nireport ng kaklse.

Sya yung nagtitisod kapag dumaan ka sa pwesto nya Tapos sasabihin "di kasi tumitingin" 

@nijuugo Si Cath, Ito po sobrang bait nito. Hindi ito napipikon. Laging naka smile. Kaklse mong tatawa tawa lang pero tahimik sa bahay. Masarap po sya kasama at hindi nauubos yung tawa nya.

Favorite line: Titser! May joke ako!

@garlicbraed Si Aira, Siya po yung kaklse nyong sobrang tahimik. Hindi tumatayo sa upuan. Uupo pag pasok, tatayo para mag recess, tapos tatayo nalang ulit kapag uwian na.

Hindi sya maingay sa upuan. Mas trip nya yung mag day dream. Favorite hobby nya yung mag day dream at matulog. Mahilig din sya mag color ng coloring book at mag damit ng dressup paper doll.

@adobongmayfeelings Si Jed, Sya po yung isa pang bida ng classroom. Jollibee. Makarinig ng music, automatic naka smile na sya. The rest is history. Bestfriend nya si bibo kid #2. Tiga sample sya. Pero sya din talaga gusto din mag sample.

Favorite line "Sasayaw na yan! (Mamaya ako tatalunin kita!)"

@lovingshannen Si Shannen, Anak ng president ng PTA, hindi umuuwi kapag hindi si mommy ang susundo. Laging may hawak na barbie doll sa classroom. Hindi pinapagalitan ng titser. May backpack syang sailormoon/barbie/unicorn. Hindi nawawala ang bright colors sa gamit nya.  Note. Siya yung may 64 crayola sa bag / may 128 crayola sa bag.

@chieesecake Si Chie, Siya yung kaklse mong hindi nauubusan ng joke at kwento. Laging nasa likod at may ka chika chika. Laging number 1 sa noisy. Pero binubura din nya at wlang palag si tiga lista.

Lagi syang may baong funchum at cream-o/rebisco at kinakain nya habang nakikipag tawanan kaklse nya. Perfect yun sa thermos na baunan nyang may lamang tubig na malamig na naka balot sa towel.

Favorite line:

"Uy alam ba, dating sementeryo tong school"

@rae-ngoaway Si Rae, Anak ng atty/doctor. Laging nakasasakyan papasok at pauwi ng school. Laging naka tali ang buhok. May baon syang pagkain na complete meal may side dish pang mixed vegetables. Hindi nawawala si yaya kapag lunch at recess. Laging may bimpo sa likod pero inaalis din naman.

Favorite line: "Wala kayo sa daddy/mommy ko!"

@thefatherofkhalebandanwyll​, Si Darryl Sya yung parang anak ng diyos. Magugulat ka nalang nasa misa sya sya every first monday ng buwan. Pero the rest ng buwan, puro kalokohan ang ginagawa sa class room. Sya yung kaklse mong nag fafade away 3 points shot sa basurahan ng papel na binilog bilog nya habang nag tuturo si titser tapos kapag hindi nya na shoot, pupulutin nya tapos fade away shoot ulit. Favorite line " 3..2..1.. Kobe Bryant for threeeee!!!"

@babaengartsy​ Si Rio, Ang lakambini ng klase. Sobrang hinhin, nakakahiya lapitan kasi mapapasorry ka kahit wala kang ginagawa. Tumatawa pero nakatakip ang bibig. "Hihihi"  Laking panlaban sa muse at mr and ms ng school. Bata palang natuturuan na mag ayos kaya ang ganda talaga. Lagi syang iniirapan ni maldhital ghurl dahil ayaw nya ito kalaro. Favorite line:"My name is.... I, thank you!" *sigaw ng buong klase*

@nagiisangtiyak​ Si Alexa. Kaklase nyong MIA, tapos magugulat ka nalang sasabibhin ni titser na,makikita daw natin sya sa TV. Working ghurl at early age. Artista. Laging nasa workshop at taping. Bigla biglang pinu pull out sa klase. Minsan nalang makita, nag mamaldita pa. Besties sila nila ng maldita ghurls.

@n-dv​ Si Nico, Ito po yung literal na kaklase nyong barsiti. Tinitilian ng ibang school kapag inter-school. Malakas ang dating sa chicks. Malakas ang awra. Dadaan lang,pero nagtitilian babae. Laging mabango. Laging amoy presko at bagong ligo.

Siya yung kaklse nyong laging may panyo. At laging naghihilamos.

Kahit titser, gustong-gusto sya. Paborito at heartrob ng school.

Favorite line: "Guys wait lang, papicture daw"

@ynalwls​ Si ley, Kaklase nyong anak ng bgry captain kaya hindi nyo masumbong sa teacher. Kasundo ni bhosz maldita. Tandem sila mambully kapag walang teacher. Pero kapag nanja si teacher mababait. Matataas din ang grade at laging bida sa show n tell. Gawa naman ng iba yung assignments and projects nila.

Favorite line :

"Ayan  pampan ka kaseeee." "Ay eeeepaaaal"

@tired-eyesv​ Kaklse mong active sa extra curricular. Kapag kailangan ng athlete number 1 sa exempted to sa finals dahil mag cocompete outside the school. Laging laman ng tarpoline. Kesyo mapa sports, mapa journalism, at kahit dance sport. Kinakareer nya ang extra curricular. Tumataas ang grade dahil sa exemptions.

Matalino at talented. Waging wagi. Kaya laging unang tinatawag nila titser dahil magaling.

Favorite line: "Watch me. Learn from the expert guys!"

@babaengmadaldal​ Si Jai, Kaklse mong titser's pet. Anak din ng titser kaya peborit nila kumare na titser din. Mahilig tumambay sa faculty. At tignan mga grades ng mga kaklse. Lagi din syang kaaway ng smart ones dahil sinasabihan syang sipsip sa titser.Favorite line: "Maam, nakalimutan nyo po kunin yung assignment last week"

@katedoesntmatter​ Si Kate, Kaklse mong hindi mo patatalo sa chinese garter at lusong tinik at luksong baka. Sila yung kapag umayaw sya, wala nang maglalaro. Mader sa 10-20. Dakilang taga saway sa magugulong kaklse. Peace keeper sa classroom. Lahat nakikinig kapag silaang nag sasalita. Sgt. @ arms at hindi mo maloloko. Sila ang katuwang ni president kapag wala si maam. Pero number 1 na maingay kapag breaktime.Favorite line: "10-20 tayo, sali kayo dali!habang wala si titser"

@hotdogogh​ Si Edmund, Siya yung kaklse nyong Juan Luna ng klase, bata palang potensyal nang pintor. Sobrang artsy nya. Kumpleto lagi ang art materials nya sa mapeh. May 64 crayola sya. May pentel na iba iba kulay, may water color,may drawing book na makapal, may poster paint, may coloring pencils. Bilang nya bawat isa. Kaya kapag may nanghihiram, alam nya kung ano ang nawawala at kung sinong nakawala. Very good sya sa arts at nkikipag sabayan din sa music, sya din yung mahilig tumugtog ng instrument sa classroom para mag jam at magkantahan lahat. Arts and performing arts genius daw sya. Thanks sa genes nya.

Favorite line nya: "Okay lang manghiram, basta ibabalik nyo ha"

@hishiddenletters​ Si Sean, Sya po yung kaklse nyong lapitan ng mga umiiyak. Magaling magpatahan at mag payo. Kaklse nyong matured agad sa murang edad. Daddy sa classroom. Very mabait at maunawain. Tiga awat ng nag aaway dahil pambata lang daw yung away.

Sya rin ang kuya Kim, ang pinanlalaban sa quiz bee dahil ang daming general knowledge na alam. Laging may trivia at life hacks.

Sya rin yung minsan na ground sa saksakan dahil pinatunayan nyang nakakakuryente kapag sinundot ng tinidor.

Favorite line: "Alam nyo ba, na ang...."

@tanginate

​ Si Nate, Sya po yung naka PE uniform  sa grad pic pero pinahiram lang ng isusuot. Ayaw nya tumingin kasi masama loob nya sa nag pipicture, di sya pinayagan mag wacky.

@the-lost-boy-from--neverland​ Si Jay, Eto yung hindi palaging kasali sa laro. Sya yung burot sa taguan, laging taya. Lagi ding di mahanap kalaro nya sa uwian, kasi sinusundo na pala ng serbis. Lagi din binubully

@hugoterongmakata​ , Si ZeddSya yung kaklse mong late, kesyo traffic daw or may banggaan sa kanto, pero ang totoo, late lang nagising. Late na nga pumasok, natutulog pa sa klase.

Sya din yung kaklse mong chill lang sa classroom. Hindi namomoblema sa grades. Hindi daw nag aral, pero ang taas naman ng score sa exams.

Kaklse nyong hindi nyo makikitang may hawak na handouts/notes at natutulog lang pero nakakasagot sa recitation.

Very active kapag wala si titser. Sya yung pinaka maingay kapag walang ginagawa. Instant noisy. Instant maligalig. Kapag nag sama sama sila ng top 1 maingay at jollibee, disaster.

Favorite line: "ZzzzzzzzZzZ.."

@istambai​ si Jovic, Siya yung kaklse nyong pasimple sumuntok ng jokes. Mahilig mag biro. In short, sya yung clown ng classroom. Lahat ng bagay joke para sa kanya. Tinatawanan kahit.pag piyok ni titser. Kapag tinanong mo kung anong nakakatawa, tawa lang ulit isasagot sayo.Tahimik din sya. Kapag tulog. Favorite line: "HahahahHahahaahHahaha. May joke ako HahahahaHahaha. *hanggang tumawa na lahat wala pa yung joke*"

@bbarican​, Si Bianca . Sya po ang kaklse nyong "mother", may maternal instincts tinawag na anak ang mga kaklse. Nagprapractice na agad sa murang edad. Sya din yung kaklse mong marunong at magaling magluto. Laging bida sa cooking class at baking class. Marunong sa kusina kaya kapag may food to bring sya lagi engrande magdala. Madalas sya din ang tiga payo at tagapagpatahan. Nilalapitan ng mga sawi at early age. Mahal nya ang lahat kahit ang malditah gHurLsz. Peborit dn ni titser kasi mabait. Lagi din siyang may dalang tarot.

Favorite line: "Oh mga anak....."

@seaimyourmanx​, si Bej. Sya yung kaklse nyong parang tiga higher batch. Isa sa dumbohala sa klase. Laking nasa likod ng pila. Kapag pinapa pila sa klase, alam nya na agad na nasa likod sya. Mukha syang alpha pero mabait sya. Mahilig magpatawa at makinig sa kwento.  Nabubuhay ang klase kapag humihirit sya ng mga banat nya," haaaww " at "gileeeew"

Favorite line: "Tangina snacks!"

@98fourth​, si Por. Sya yung kaklse mong jammers. Maganda boses. Malamig. Kapag break time, humihirit yan ng "ala-ala'y bumabalik..." Sarap makinig sa klase kapag wala si titser kasi instant soundtrip agad. Buhay ang patay na oras sa classroom kapag nagsasama sila ng jammerz. Madaming kinikilig sa boses nya. At early age, tinitilian na din sya ng ghurls. Sya yung tipo ng mHaditUh ghurLs. 

Favorite line: "1..2..3.. *kanta* "

@pikelerick​ , Si Erick. Your resident tito in da haus, sya yung kapartner na jammerz ni songer. Hindi nawawala sa bitbit nya ang gitara. Magugulat ka nalang bigla nalang tutugtog tong mga to sa may hagdanan/klase tapos lahat nag kakantahan na. Paborito nyang kaskasin sa gitara ang eheads at parokya. Born-rockstar. At early age, music prodigy daw sya.  Takot kaklase nya sa kanya kasi ang tapang ng dating nya. Pero soft boi pa din ang ating resident tito. Mabait at mapagbigay. 

Favorite line:

"Wish 107.5..."

[tcswritings]

TEXT MESSAGES, pt. 4.

Family matters are serious matters. Just a little thing, because my favourite Elsa in the world prompted it.

***

Sarah has created the group “ChaCha 70 years″.

Sarah has added you to the group.

Sarah has added Orla to the group.

Sarah has added Sean to the group.

Sarah has added Kieran to the group.

Sarah has added Declan to the group.

6:31 - Sarah: Does this work

6:31 - Sarah: HELLO

6:32 - Orla: HOLY FUCK MA YOU MADE A GROUP ALL BY YOURSELF 😱 😱 😱 

6:33 - Orla: I’M SO PROUD?????

6:34 - Declan: YES MA IT WORKS. NO NEED TO SHOUT

6:34 - Declan: Wait what NO. Nooooo is it time again???? NO FUCK NO NO NO NO.

6:35 - Orla: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT’S CHACHA TIME

6:35 - Declan: 😫 😫 😫

6:35 - Charlie: What is a “ChaCha”?

6:35 - Declan: I’M NOT GOING I WENT LAST YEAR 😫

6:36 - Orla: You did NOT, I went last year. 😶 😶

6:36 - Declan: Are you BRAINDEAD?! I went last year and I’m NOT GOING AGAIN

Kieran has left the group.

6:37 - Sarah: At least one of you will be going, I am not having this discussion

6:37 - Declan: NO KIERAN COME BACK YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE AS YOU PLEASE

6:38 - Sarah: //Charlie: What is a “ChaCha”? // Our DEAR family friend Helen hosts her annual gathering and my kids are always being little shits about it

6:38 - Charlie: ??? Who is Helen? 😂 

6:39 - Orla: // Charlie: ??? Who is Helen? 😂 // Helen calls herself ChaCha. Don’t bother asking, no one knows why. Tell Kieran to come back, he doesn’t get to just LEAVE, we’re all in this together. NO ONE GETS OUT

6:40 - Sarah: Helen is going to be 70 years old, this is a special one. The gathering is on November 14th

Sarah has added Kieran to the group.

6:41 - Sarah: Not all of us have to go but I am taking at least one of you with me and we’re gonna discuss this like adults

6:42 - Charlie: November 15th is my due date. 😅 I’m afraid I won’t be able to go but thanks for the invitation. Probably means I’m a full family member now.

6:43 - Kieran: oh no my wifes due date, how unfortunate

Kieran has left the group.

6:43 - Declan: //Charlie: The 15th is my due date. 😅 I’m afraid...// That’s NO EXCUSE AT ALL!? Let him pop out at the party WHATEVER people will have something to talk then

6:45 - Sarah: //Charlie: The 15th is my due date. 😅 I’m afraid...// I obsiously didn’t think of that my dear. Of course you won’t be going then

6:46 - Declan: WHAT

6:46 - Declan: ���

6:46 - Declan: THIS IS UNFAIR!?

6:47 - Charlie: 😂 

6:47 - Sarah: You can leave the group if you want dear

6:47 - Declan: STUPID PREGNANCY BONUS FUCK THIS

6:48 - Charlie: There’s no way I’m missing this. 😂

6:48 - Declan: full family member MY ARSE CHARLOTTE. you gotta suffer like ALL of us, you don’t get to pick the fun shit only?!?!

6:48 - Charlie: How is the long and painful process of giving birth to a new heir FUN?!

6:49 - Declan: BETTER THAN CHACHA

6:49 - Orla: OMG we can dress up Sam and Rory as us?! Like Declan and me???? Sam’s tall enough at this point 😂 

6:49 - Declan: AAAH THAT IS GENIUS?!!?

6:49 - Orla: We gotta stuff Rory out a bit and say I got a haircut 😂

6:49 - Declan: LOL as if Chacha will notice 😂

6:49 - Declan: She’s gonna be 70, her eyesight has probably gone to shit anyway

6:50 - Sarah: 😡 

6:50 - Orla: Ooooooh 👀

6:50 - Declan: oh OOOOOH 👀 ma is MAD 👀

6:50 - Orla: SO MAD SHE USED AN EMOJI 👀 

6:51 - Declan: SHIT IS SERIOUS 👀 

6:51 - Sarah: Listen you two if you don’t stop this I’m taking you BOTH with me

6:52 - Orla: TAKE KIERAN WITH YOU he never goes

6:52 - Declan: yeah he always gets to bail

6:53 - Charlie: I want him to be around when I could give birth any day???? Like, sorry, but he’s kind of involved in the baby thing. 😅 😂

6:53 - Declan: you don’t get your damn kid bonus CHARLOTTE. I have kid too

6:55 - Sarah: // Declan: you don’t get your damn kid bonus...// You would be excused if your 6 year old sons due date was ChaChas gathering oh poor tormented son of mine. Don’t you imply that I treat you all differently

6:55 - Declan: I’M BUSY

6:56 - Orla: What could you possibly be busy with 😒 😒 

6:56 - Declan: I’m out of town. Joined a travelling circus

6:56 - Orla: When 😒 And as WHAT 😂

6:57 - Sean: // Orla: When 😒 And as WHAT 😂 // An overgrown monkey I assume

6:57 - Declan: OH SO FUCKING FUNNY DAD

6:57 - Sean: Thanks son, I think so too. 😂 

6:58 - Sarah: I don’t understand why we can’t just discuss this like a normal family this is ridiculous. You all act like I want to lead you right like pigs to slaughter

6:58 - Orla: ChaChas gatherings ARE slaughter??? Did you forget about that one time when her silly other friend say that I gained so much weight since last year??? YEAH THANK YOU OLD BITCH I DIDN’T NOTICE AT ALL

6:59 - Orla: OH or that OTHER other silly friend who always asks me when I plan to get married already because TICK TOCK TICK TOCK?!?!? YEAH RUB IT IN ARSEHOLE

7:00 - Declan: Yeah, and then I go off and DO make that damn kid they all wanted so bad and THAT WASN’T GOOD EITHER 🙄

7:00 - Orla: WHATEVER WE DO, WE DO IT WroNg MA. THOSE GATHERINGS ARE WAR.

7:02 - Sarah: Oh come on you are sure above a bit of silly gossip

7:02 - Orla: NO I’M NOT. Not when mean old hags are involved

7:03 - Declan: take Mick, he’s good at that shit

7:03 - Declan: sometimes I think you love him more than us anyway

7:03 - Sarah: Right now I kind of do.

7:04 - Orla: 😨 😨 😨 LOW BLOW MOTHER

7:04 - Declan: I KNEW IT. I was just joking but OMG I KNEW IT.

7:05 - Orla: I QUIT

7:06 - Sarah: // Orla: I QUIT // You quit being my kid? 😂 

7:06 - Orla: YES

7:06 - Declan: ME TOO. go and claim your stupid gorgeous angel faced blonde substitute son

7:07 - Orla: HE’S GONNA LOVE IT

7:07 - Sarah: You know. As you can’t act like the adults you are I’m gonna act childish too

7:08 - Sarah: Taking Michael would be nice for me but he’s married and has his life in order so he doesn’t provide a whole lot of gossip ground

7:08 - Orla: ANOTHER LOW BLOW, PERSON-WHO-USED-TO-BE-MY-MOTHER  😨

7:08 - Declan: 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂  “Mick” and “life in order” in one sentence I CANNOT

7:09 - Sean: Just settle this already, you’re always making this so much harder than it has to be.

7:09 - Orla: I am not going.

7:09 - Declan: ME NEITHER I WENT LAST YEAR

7:10 - Orla: I WENT LAST YEAR. You had crazy shit going on last year at the time, I went FOR YOU. I took one for the twin team FOR YOU.

7:10 - Declan: then you certainly don’t mind going again I assume 😂

7:11 - Sean: Orla Deirdre and Declan Cathal O’Connell, you are going to figure this out in the next five minutes.

7:11 - Orla: Our full names are so much less intimidating as texts dad 😂 😂 😂

7:12 - Orla: // Declan: then you certainly don’t mind going again...// YES I DO. It’s your turn!!

7:12 - Orla: they’re gonna have MERCY with you

7:12 - Orla: I’m still unmarried and childless, would be the same shit all over again

7:12 - Orla: It would be the FAIR thing to do DECLAN.

7:13 - Sean: She has a point. It’s your turn. You know Orla went last year.

7:13 - Declan: NO 😣 I REFUSE

7:13 - Declan: travelling circus

7:14 - Sean: They can give you a day off, I’m sure.

7:14 - Declan: NO 😣

7:15 - Sean: Declan!!

7:15 - Declan: OKAY 😣 

7:15 - Declan: FUCK THIS FUCK CHACHA FUCK MY LIFE

7:16 - Sarah: Attaboy.

7:16 - Sean: I’m glad this wasn’t incredibly dramatic at all again.

7:18 - Sarah: We’re gonna discuss the details later. Make sure you get a suit that fits my dear son.

7:18 - Declan: 🖕  🖕

7:20 - Sarah: I saw that

7:20 - Declan: AS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO

... I’m sorry, they’re a mess. xD