#HC9xE2

[artisticcrow]

To believe in Oli’s acknowledgement of David being Pix’s son has an implication you must confront; 

Pix either gave or had a second son with Xisuma. 

Pick you’re poison traveler

[artisticcrow]

Will never get over that at the end of the Hermitpires crossover iJevin and Joe Hills became surprise parents that stepped up. 

And both were just 

“Chill” with that. 

It’s just too funny to imagine Jevin, who now has the enderchild, asking Joe how to deal with a teleporting child; because well ‘he’s become a dad through empires’ so clearly he must have gotten an equally weird child. 

Only to find out that Joe is in charge of a sentient candy cane.

[artisticcrow]

Sausage introduced Keralis the term Wood daddy and his brain physically rearranged

Keralis has dubbed Ren his “South African Wood Daddy”

[artisticcrow]

Divorce court is almost always messy, especially when there’s children involved.

What do you do if you built an Enderfarm with your bro, leave for a bit, and when you come comeback and there’s a Demigod Enderman-Slime child; but you’re told not to worry because this child is from a technically different enderman farm since he tore down the old one to make a better one so technically speaking you don’t have to go with him to his court case to fight for full custody with a Sherriff from another realm as you have no part in the creation of this child who was given to said friend as a gift?

Asking for a friend of course

[artisticcrow]

Damn Rendog really said: And they were co-rulers!

[artisticcrow]

Something about the wood business just brings out the monarchs in players and I’m convinced the only reason Keralis hasn’t been kinged himself is because he’s too busy crowning others(Princess Xb), this is known widely as Bdubs syndrome