Dumbledore: You’re getting the dementors kiss, Crouch
Barty: Sorry, I can’t do that.
Dumbledore:
Barty talking about Evan: I’m a taken man, I can’t go around kissing other men!
Dumbledore: I-
Barty: What do you think I am? A slag?
Regulus coming back from the dead: Precisely.
Evan coming back from the dead: He’s a keeper.
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how about giving trucker!simon some really chonky babies ?? >:3
Omg.. you already knooiooowwww
As soon as you get pregnant he’s by your side 24/7!! You literally aren’t allowed to lift a thing, he cooks, cleans, everything. Hell he’s even on his knees in the shower, pressing kisses to your belly as he washes you legs with a rag :,))
The pregnancy was HARD. You weren’t even aware babies could be this big; that is until you were nearly split in half during labor 😮💨
But gosh, now you’ve got a chunky, sweet baby with the cutest face and beautiful brown eyes paired with a behemoth of a man who is probably one of the best fathers you’ve ever seen.
This dude will literally wake up in the middle of the night to quiet the baby. In fact he prefers it, always shushes you and tells you to go back to sleep. Don’t worry at all beautiful, he’s got it.
Will sit in the pretty pink rocking chair with that chonky baby lying in his broad chest. Will hum some lullabies if the baby doesn’t settle 😢😢
Some mornings you wake up to find your husbands side of the bed empty, and as you wonder around the house hoping to find him, your search will stop in the doorway of the nursery.
It’s a sight to see, Simon snoring softly with that bundle of sweetness nestled into the crook of his arm, wide awake and gazing up at their daddie’s face :’)
And of course he’s insistent on having some more of those chunky little angels, says he wants more pieces of you in this world. And boy does he follow through, have fun being pregnant again 😭
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no one can out-cutie him !!
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My friend taught me the Portuguese word “gatinho” which means cat, but also means someone cute or handsome. And I could only think of him.
He is gatinho <3
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Lando Norris in the garage as he waits for repairs to his car during day 2 of testing in Bahrain
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we always talk about frat kyle and franken kyle but what about 7 wonders kyle 😭😭
he needs more appreciation
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