#HELP WHAT IS THIS

[saltedbiscuiit]

Egg Bread

[sleepystarperson]

I like your patterns, lil man. Where you from?

fr tho, can someone tell me what this bug is? My mom found it outside this morning so we took a picture of it

[vacantcrow]

redrawwww, original by Misa & Hiroka Mizuya:P

[erina-leah]

WHAT THE FUCK IS TUMBLR LIVE????????

[derryallergy]

the crowd is silent. we anxiously await for someone to appear on stage. we realize nobody is coming. i decide to take one for the team. i sneak through the aisles and crawl up on the stage. my sweaty palms reach out for the microphone. i begin to speak but the piercing sound of the mic feedback cuts me off. i try again. "fem losers club band au", i speak into the mic. the crowd is still silent. i fear i have ruined my reputation. just then, the audience starts to clap erupts in cheers of joy. i am lifted off the stage and i crowd surf through the audience. the people carry me out of the auditorium and through the streets. i end up at the mayor's office. i am given the key to the city. i am then automatically elected president of the united states. the people love and worship me endlessly. my legacy lives on for centuries. thank you.

[frozenhi-chews]

PILLOW THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME IVE SEEN YOU IN MY NOTIFS, ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?!

[stgosupremacy]

"After all, don't forget, we're friends!"

[hellbuticy]

riddian “grim” poe and chris “torch” greene hc's bc why not

torch was navy. grim was a marine

torch got his call sign when he was a young LT and crashed too hard on a landing, his landing gear burst into flames (he's a pilot)

grim was just a ghostly lookin mf. that and his recruit class thought it was fitting since his name was straight outta gothic literature. (like bruh. RIDDIAN. POE??) but what got him GRIM was the scythe tattoo on his pec

torch was the same age as merrick. grim was younger but still older than ajax

their personalities were the complete opposite of their callsigns; torch was quiet and reserved, extremely off-putting while grim was more social and didn't shut up

grim gave the vibes of that one uncle who pays you 20bucks to say the f word in front of your dad

it was common amongst the ghosts that grim and kick would be leading the daily "bullshit" rants

grim was MARSOC before viper. torch was a SEAL pilot

grim got along best with ajax and keegan bc the marines STICK TOGETHER. OORAH. but he always made it his mission to annoy the absolute FUCK out of the neptune and torch (who were the brooding pilots)

torch and merrick actually got along the best. being SEALs n all

grim was corpsmen certified while torch ACTUALLY WAS a corpsman

torch had so many qualifications under his belt the rest of the ghosts wondered how tf he did it

torch was actually their exfil and chopper guy. his plane was shot down when he tried to reach ajax (the mission that got ajax captured)

grim was doing recon in fed territory but rorke had already had a hit on him so.. yeah. (lets just say grim got the worst treatment)

(yk when ajax got fucked up for flipping off the fed soldiers? well that was also grim but 10x worse)

torch was an east coast fuck. grim was from the PNW.

[vikersund]

[flesh-avatar]

I have no fucking clue what this means but it feels like if an eye avatar was trying to explain mental illness

[kaalypsoooo]

Help 😭

[stickminglitchy64]

Did the thing from Twitter with Reginald and Jax because why not (they’re two of my comfort characters lmao)

[boncottontail]

Entire QSMP fandom: making up a billion genius theories of why Q!Roier turning into a rat is an analogy for his worsening depression and lack of sanity, that risking everything to search for the love of his life came with great consequences, that the Federation has punished him for the search, that he’s been drugged and left somewhere to rot in his own vomit and blood, that his mental state is slowly shattering—

Q!Roier: is actually a rat

[vacantcrow]

leon redraw :3

getting better at rendering ^_^

[oddinary4bts]

I have no words for what just happened to me. This is straight out of a fanfic or something I-

(My new neighbour is a porn star. Homie was hitting on me like I didn’t see him rail some girls before like no what is this how do I step out of this reality)

This feels like the kind of things I would have written fanfiction about. Not the kind of things that are supposed to happen irl😭