#HES INSANEEE

[iguessricciardo]

marc going from p13 to p2!!!!!!!!

[lotus-pear]

if i had a nickel for every single time chuuya called fyodor an anemic son of a bitch i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[lemongogo]

sketch pile w these two losers (affectionate)

[tojisun]

mean!jake who fucks you only on his own terms :’>

he draws you into your marui when he’s horny, pulling you away from your duties with the confidence of only the olo’eyktan could ever have, and takes you right there at the entrance where you’re barely hidden from people’s eyes.

when you tell him that people can hear, all he does is shrug and tell you to keep quiet.

“‘s not my fault y’r too vocal, love,” he states, thrusting deep and fast, the slaps of his balls leaving muted stings on the swell of your ass.

you are shaking at the effort it takes to not cry out, your face pressed on the inside of your arms to smother your moans.

jake sees you struggling and laughs. “y’r so fuckin’ cute like this, baby.”

mean. he’s so mean.

but you can’t help yourself as you meet his thrusts, arching your back just the way you know makes jake stutter in his movements. you wait with bated breath, hoping jake rises to the bait-

“christ, paskalin,” he grunts, his hips stopping from thrusting into you.

you giggle, unable to stop your giddiness. jake growls, his hand wrapping around your nape to force your head further into the marui’s floors before he bears down his full weight on you.

you whine when the squeeze just pushes jake’s cock deeper into your cunt, your smaller body reacting positively to the feeling of being crushed.

“oh? you find this funny?” he asks, drawing his cock out before slamming it back in you. the action is hard, rough, and you gasp at the explosion of pleasure that takes you whole when he does it again, unwilling to make you get used to the feeling of his thick cock.

“baby can’t reply now, can you?” he croons. “i fucked you stupid, didn’t i?”

you mewl, biting onto the flesh of your arm as the need to scream increases, your pleasure tipping into your orgasm.

close! you’re so close-

“jake, no!” you squeal, scrambling onto your elbows as jake pulls out, the drag slow and purposeful, until the snug head of his cock pops out of your cunt with ease.

you are crying, the tears slipping past your swollen eyes as you turn your head to look at him. your lover just smirks.

“y’r only cumming when i tell you to, yawne.”

[hermitcraftx]

The problem with a lot of traffic life interpretations in my opinion is they don't understand character foils or don't employ them in their writing. Grian-Martyn and Scar-Ren are genuinely pretty good character foils for a series that is not really scripted or planned out like a book is. I could go on and on about how they parallel each other and the similarities between them. Even the smaller details between the four usually match up

leaving the rant in the tags so I don't have a huge block of text again ueueue

[paint-it-dead]

Been rereading Berserk lately and i am obsessed with the way how Griffith's Genius War Strategies™ are just:

50% of the time -> quick well-coordinated surprise attacks

the other 50% -> crossdressing bugs bunny on a mule floating from the heavens to poke a sword through your skull

[puffpawstries]

WELCOME BACK TO THE NEWS TODAY WE WILL BE HAVING CRINGE!!!!!!!!

[manchesterau]

harry and his dangly earring on the x factor uk in 2013

[peachysorrel]

He’s a kittycat meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[unloneliest]

just finished a full beka cooper reread for the first time in over a decade and this is my formal apology to farmer cape for being a hater to him as a teenager bc i thought rosto was hot. you didn't deserve that king. not only were you the most compelling partner for beka by far you also might be the single most interesting character to exist in the entire tortall universe

[ratzhatz14]

@redzania I HAVE NEWS TO SERVE

FRUITCAKE S ALMOST FUCKFN CANON

IT HAS TO BE CANON

IDFK TOO MUCH BUT THE WIKI ANTS ARE HELPING

REDZANIA.... REDZANIA WE FINNA EAT GOOD REDZANIA *SHAKES YOUUU AGGRESSIVELY*

[shesalittlelost]

“If there's anyone who can bring about a change, it is someone who is capable of giving up what matters most. In particular, people who are capable of abandoning their humanity when forced to rise above monsters. Those who can't abandon anything can't change anything.”

Now now, reminds you of someone? 👀

[hood-ex]

I once read a book where a character who had just one of everything - one fork, one plate, etc. - because he considered more than that just pointless stuff he'd eventually have to move told another that she made him want to have two plates, and that might be the most Dick and Donna vibes I've ever gotten out of anything not actually about Dick and Donna.

Well now I'm thinking about Dick buying two mugs and keeping one for himself and giving the other to Donna as a gift, but Dick's mug eventually burns along with the rest of Dick's apartment during the Blockbuster fiasco, so then after Donna dies and there's a funeral reception at her apartment, Dick finds the twin mug in Donna's kitchen, and he takes it up to the roof with him and cries.

Teen Titans/Outsiders Secret Files

[ashton-slashton]

I have gotten absolutely fuckall done with this and it's killing meee

At least I've KINDA figured out what's going on with the straps and harnesses and padding with the shoulders... sort of?? Idk man this shit's so hard I picked the wrong character to fixate on

[sexymase]

Fucking hell 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[katsettee]

I totally get people talking about rottmnt and not being into because of the cartoony madness and exaggeration. I get it, it’s grating for some

But that acceptance goes OUT the window as soon as the same person vehemently swears up and down 2012 is the best tmnt rendition 💀💀

The incest one??? With the horrible writing? THAT one?