#HFJEJDKWJDKED I THINK I WAS 5 OR 6 WHEN I WROTE THIS

[swaggypsyduck]

i think my hatred for france nt started when my parents wouldn't let me have a zidane jersey bc: "there's no way we're supporting that country in our house"

"but he's algerian no?"

"yes, but he plays for france."

"but what if he played for algeria?"

"then you wouldn't even have to ask we'd already have a jersey here."

anyways look who's parents lied about sending their letter: