#HOT MAN IS HOT 📣 📣 📣

[kakuchari]

why do men play video games that they hate and scream at the tv as if that will help. you clearly hate playing it, you look stressed playing it. just pick another game??

[hashtagloveloses]

YOU FOOLS! YOU BUFFOONS! THE ZONAI ARE NOT GOAT PEOPLE. RAURU IS NOT A HOT GOAT MAN. HE’S A HOT LLAMA MAN. THIS IS THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: GANON’S NEW GROOVE. WRONG LEVER, LINK. A LLAMA’S ARM?! RAURU’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!

LOOK AT THE BIG EARS. THE LONG TORSO. THE LONG NECK. THE HUGE MANE OF HAIR. THE PERUVIAN PONCHO. WE’RE IN THE ANDES MOUNTAINS. RAURU AND MINERU ARE LLAMAS 📣📣📣📣

[2kmps]

📣📣📣 SHAMELESS SELF-PROMO 📣📣📣

if you like the idea of a very bleak, dystopian future where androids outnumber humans and you get an android and become the center of his world, you should read my beastly 35k oneshot I posted a couple weeks ago!!

HERE'S THE STORY. I promise it's worth the read!

if you like the idea of rooming and boarding in a vampires estate and being his housekeeper to clean up after his grisly messes, you might just like

a nice, weighty 16.1k, it is exceptionally dark (dead dove do not eat dark) and I would highly recommend reading the warnings thoroughly before continuing, but montague just... scratches that worst possible itch

HERE'S THE STORY

if you want to read a fic as t h i c c as toji, have no fear for I have written that, too!! you're taking care of your abandoned nephew when you come across a hot-ass man in the stairwell of your shitty apartment!! you take care of him, but guess what? he doesn't wanna leave!!! bad habit is the story for you!

HERE'S THE STORY

[holyluminarychaos]

I'm bored but I just wanted to say hi and share a few g/t scenarios I had:

- a blade runner esque story in which the person is stalked by a giant hologram

- a dating service for sizeshifters but one of the dates goes wrong and an employee is deployed to help. At first they butt heads and mostly bicker, but then they fall in love ( or at least become good friends)

- a janitor working at a museum finds out that a famous statue they talk to is alive and wants to explore the world. It goes as well as expected

-One night, a princess or prince is hanging out in her tower and wishing for someone to at least show up and 'rescue them' . They get their answer is the form of one ginormous savior

- two tinies meet in an art class and like to use each other as muses and drink wine out of a straw.

- a person has always been told that her Christmas wish of a giant is not only weird but frightening. But they write it to Santa anyways...surprisingly Santa Answered with not one but two.

- a sizeshifting villian has always been shipped with the sizeshifting hero, with them showing up together and being the media's darlings. The truth though is that the villian has always had a crush on a reporter and the hero has malicious plans for if the villian ever acted out.

- a tiny musician has been successful for years upon years, battling deep depression and the pressure of fame. They decide to get a therapist who happen to be larger and it shows their dynamic and how the two bond.

- in Las Vegas, they say that there's a certain project going on in area 51. Known only as project del rey, a representative of the government is allowed access into this top secret program and the opportunity to interview the most successful patient of del rey

- it's the 50s and the rise of organized crime. Tax evasion was being committed, people were killed, and a young woman is getting ready to commit to the man she believed was a banker. Only he wasn't a banker and wasn't certainly normal...so what happens when the cat slips out of the bag?

( or maybe it's like those Sci fi movies idk)

- what happens when you take a rag tag group of pirates, a giant humanoid kraken, and the possibility of treasure? A whole lot of things.

- one night or afternoon, a person decides to take a picture of one of those billboards of hot models near expensive brands. Little did they know, one really wanted to stand out.

- a documentarian decides to explore a certain place where giants are said to roam, believing it to be nothing more than a myth made by the locals. They soon discover that is completely wrong as they watch a certain giant and the things they do in this place.

- two giants actors cause a scene in the middle of a street and either an assistant or a random person has to play a mediator

I have so much more lol

That's my first Ask!

I'm happy and at the same time confused, because despite understanding English well, some large texts require a lot of effort on my part to understand.

Firstly, I really liked all the scenarios, but there are some that really put my brain to work!

I would really like to draw something in those scenarios, like the kraken one, or the blade runner(fuck, this one is my favorite).

But I especially like the giant actors causing a scene, I can imagine the mediator on top of a building talking with a megaphone 📣

I like this mental exercise, makes my brain feel happy!!!

[quickhacked]

pick one emoji u really want to answer from each section, for vitali and/or matvey teehee <3 👀

oc asks!

🤥 LYING - are they good liars? do they have tells to show they're lying?

matvey is a very strategic liar which makes it very difficult to tell when he's lying. he's good at giving structured answers to questions in general and his lies follow the exact same structure as his truths, and he usually delivers it in the same monotone voice as he always does. the only way you would be able to tell he's lying is if you know him well enough to know all of his other mannerisms; body language, how he usually moves his hands, etc. when he's lying, he will be a LOT more static than when he's not, because he's a lot more focused on what he's saying than usual

vitali is very similar to his father in that case but rather than outright lying, he prefers to talk around the truth. where matvey starts a chain of lies to dig himself deeper and deeper into his own grave, vitali likes to keep his options open and talks around the truth as best as he can as to not make things worse for himself- or others, for that matter. if he does have to lie, it's hard to tell on a surface level, but also he will give very short and straightforward answers without a lot of elaborating unless asked; he usually doesn't have much to elaborate with which is why he tries to avoid it if possible, whereas when he's not lying he likes to explain himself to people so they understand his perspective better

☕️ HOT BEVERAGE - do they prefer hot or cold drinks? what is their favourite drink?

matvey prefers cold drinks! he likes alcohol a lot unfortunately :/ became reliant on it for a while when he still worked at arasaka and then even more after he got fired, but nowadays only drinks it on special occasions- but still likes it more than most other drinks. he prefers to drink water rather than any sort of flavored drink or soda

vitali doesn't necessarily prefer hot drinks in general but he does like to drink coffee. generally sticks to decaf because it's better for him but especially on long days he needs the caffeine to get through it without passing out or losing his marbles. being a fixer can be very stressful sometimes

🌌 MILKY WAY - what was the inspiration behind your oc? what was the first thing you decided about them?

matvey is vitali's father and that's basically the whole starting point for him :^) i initially wanted to just create a guy who is so so sucks and who would make a good antagonist in a possible story for vitali and i was like. why not let it be his own father. but then i got attached to him and also started projecting a lot more from my own family on vitali's family so he's a bit less sucks now

vitali was supposed to be my corpo v! i initially wanted to make a v for every separate lifepath but that eventually got boring to me. also because i just couldn't create a nomad v :( my brain didn't want to stick with a design </3 so then vitali became a fixer instead! i did keep the frankfurt incident as part of his backstory but it's merged with the events of my own canon at this point so it's a lot more complicated than it all is in game but that's where all of the fun is at >:^)

🏊 SWIMMING - can they swim? or are they afraid of water? how well do they swim? how do they feel about swimming in the ocean?

matvey can swim but he really does not want to do that. it's been years since he's last had to swim and there's a big chance he would just drown anyway because of the time that has passed and also because he's an old man. he is terrified of the ocean and would rather die than swim in there

vitali can swim too but also hasn't done it in a while and he too would like to just not do it if he still has a choice. the ocean does freak him out a little and he's also been having recurring nightmares about drowning, so he wouldn't necessarily like swimming in the ocean but also if he has to he will do it. but preferably not

📣 MEGAPHONE - how loud are they? what do they speak like? got a voice claim?

matvey has a very controlled and low voice naturally, but because of his corpo history he knows that he sometimes talks too quiet for people to hear him so he has a more "performative" voice i guess?? that's at a bit louder volume. he doesn't yell a lot at all and doesn't like having to do so. he doesn't have a very heavy accent but it's also not subtle, it's woven into his speech nicely where you can clearly hear he's not american but you would need to pay close attention to fully pick up on What kind of accent it is if that makes sense. back at arasaka he mostly spoke with a fake american accent

vitali has a pretty similar voice but a lot more rough and there's a sharper edge to it. he doesn't speak as quiet as his father and tends to lean a bit more to the louder side, but that's mostly due to the fact 1) he's hard of hearing and 2) he tends to find himself in environments that require him to talk a little louder for people to hear him. his accent is heavier than his father's and despite him also having used a fake american accent at arasaka, he's had to do it for way less time so it didn't get baked into his regular speech at all. he struggles pronouncing some words and because of that tends to talk a bit slow to enunciate properly so people understand what he's trying to say; when he's more comfortable around the people he's with he will do that less, causing some words to get strung together a lot more but if you've known him for a while you get used to it :^)

🚲 BICYCLE - can they ride a bike? what do they remember from learning to ride a bicycle?

matvey can NOT ride a bicycle for his life. he would eat shit and die. and i think that's funny and that's all i have to say on it

vitali can in fact ride a bike because mikhail taught him to do that when they were young :^) he mostly remembers riding directly into a parked car and breaking one of its taillights that way LMAO

🌪️ TORNADO - what is the biggest change you've ever made to them? how have they changed from their original version?

matvey was supposed to die at first. the original idea for the broker arc was that vitali would end up having to kill his own father but i eventually decided that it's entirely against vitali's character to have him do that so then i decided that matvey gets to live :^) and THEN i decided that he's going to have a divorce with nadya and then he's having a slow burn enemies to lovers fake dating situation going on with viktor. the demons he was fighting were bisexuality all along

vitali was supposed to be a very serious corpo guy at first who is a very strict fixer with very high-end gigs only, for the best of the best mercs. i changed this to make him a more down to earth kinda guy because his family might be like what i first wanted him to be, but he's NOTHING like that; he wants to help people, he cares for his mercs, he keeps them safe both on gigs as well as outside all of that and at the end of the day he's just some guy and that's what makes him so interesting to me. and it just is a lot more fun to me than what i initially had in mind

💖 SPARKLING HEART - are they a subtle or a showy lover?

matvey is a subtle lover but mostly because of nadya. when they got together, their parents did not agree at all and they had to put on a performance for them to be allowed to be together which kinda just stuck to the rest of their relationship as well. nadya no longer liked being physically close to her husband and didn't allow him to love her in the way he had once loved her; because of that, he's very hesitant with showing any kind of affection and he's a lot more reserved than he once used to be

vitali is also pretty reserved but that's mainly because he does separate his professional and his personal life when on the workfloor. he will occasionally hold vincent's waist if they're standing beside each other or kiss his cheek or hold his hand while they walk (or let vincent hold on to his arm; that's usually what they do) but he prefers to do stuff like that when they're not at work or just simply chilling at home :^) he can get VERY clingy when he's sleepy and comfy at home

[sydsaint]

Bringing y'all some fresh Danny Garcia content ahead 📣📣📣

Summary: On a hot night during Dynamite the reader runs into Danny while wearing a sundress that Garcia can't ignore.

Dynamite is in Arizona this week and the heat is still damn near unbearable even after sunset. You get to the arena and head inside as fast as possible, wearing as little as possible.

When you get to the BCC locker room Wheeler is the first one to greet you, as usual. "Hey, Y/N. Heat getting to you as well?" He notices the thin sundress hanging off your shoulders.

"We're inside the locker rooms. How in the hell is it still so damn hot?" You complain and kick the door shut behind you with a groan.

"It's Arizona in the middle of summer." Mox reminds you with a chuckle. "I like the dress by the way. I'm sure that Garcia will get a kick out of it when he sees you later tonight." He snickers.

"Garcia should have the right mind to keep his hands to himself. Unless he wants a heel up his ass." You snap back and sit down in a nearby chair.

Mox continues with his hearty chuckle and shakes his head. "Oh, he'll keep his hands to himself, alright." He jokes.

"Jon!" Bryan reaches across the table and smacks Mox on the arm. "Forgive him, Y/N. The man has no manners. You look lovely, by the way." He adds as he glares at Jon.

"Thank you, Bryan." You reply. "At least someone around here still has manners." You grumble to yourself and Wheeler frowns. "You too, Yuta."

You sulk in your chair, fanning yourself with your hand every so often while you wait for Mox and Bryan's tag match against Matt and Angelo later. And you hate every second of it. Your bare legs stick to the chair in the most unpleasant way and your skin radiates with excess heat.

Finally, the time comes for the tag match and you eagerly unstick yourself from your seat and match out of the locker room. The hallway is a bit cooler than the room, but you know that the arena will be even worse than that.

"Wheeler, keep an eye on Y/N." Mox barks orders at Wheeler as everyone makes their way down the ramp.

"I can take care of myself, Jon." You remind him with a sneer.

Jon rolls his eyes with a playful smile and climbs into the ring. "Sure. But when Garcia carries you off like an obsessed animal I don't want to hear it." He teases you, earning another smack from Danielson.

You roll your eyes back at him and walk over to your team's corner of the ring. The JAS comes out a few seconds later and heads down the ramp. Matt and Angelo match down the ramp with Daniel as their backup and hop into the ring. Daniel walks over to his corner and glances your way casually for a second, quickly doing a double take when he sees your attire.

"Oh, God." You sigh when Daniel comes around the corner with a smug look on his face. "Yuta, watch out for Bryan and Mox. I'll handle this." You direct him.

Yuta nods and focuses on Bryan and Jon in the ring just as Daniel comes around the final corner and over to your side.

"Well well well, damn Y/N. Who are you looking all sexy for tonight, sweetheart?" He asks you, eyeing you up shamelessly.

You roll your eyes and cross your arms. "Well, it certainly wasn't for you, Garcia." You snicker at him. "So do us both a favor and get lost."

"Not a chance in hell, baby." Daniel chuckles. "Not while you're out here looking that fine with all these virgins and losers in the front row drooling all over you like dogs." He nods to the crowd behind you.

You glance behind you for a moment and sure enough. The front row is slowly being filled with sweety halfwits pushing their way to the barricade just to get a glance at you.

You let out a small laugh and turn back to Daniel. "Awe, how noble of you, Daniel." You tease him. "But the way I see it, you should hop over the barricade and join them."

"Nah, you got me all wrong baby," Daniel replies. "You wanna know the biggest difference between me and the loser squad over there?" He asks you. "Besides the fact that I've actually seen a woman naked in real life?"

"No, enlighten me please." You roll your eyes.

A wicked grin spreads across Daniel's face and he takes a step toward you. "I'm the only one out here that's gonna be pulling this thing off of you tonight." He grins and flicks the bow hanging off of one of your shoulder straps.

You let out a small laugh, recognizing the cleverness and boldness of Garcia's claim, and push at his chest. "Smooth, Romeo." You poke his chest. "But not quite enough I'm afraid."

"Oh?" Daniel grins at you. "Alright ice queen." He chuckles. "How about I throw in a pint of ice cream and an icy cold hotel room stay?" He arches a brow at you.

You laugh again, contemplating his offer. You twirl a piece of hair in your hand with a grin and shrug. "What kind of ice cream?" You ask him.

"Y/N!" Bryan, who's been listening from the apron this whole time, scolds you.

"Whatever kind you want, baby," Daniel replies.

You laugh and nod your head. "You've got a deal, playboy." You wink at him. "Yuta! Make sure my bags get back to the hotel. Chau!" You wave at Wheeler as Daniel pulls you away from the ring and up the ramp.

[hotarutranslations]

#CDJ 23/24

COUNTDOWN JAPAN 23/24

Thank you very much!!

Uwa-----i!!

Thank you very much, for the lots of support today

It was

Our first live as the 13 of us…😳⚠️

This month we've been rehearsing for the new year lives, and of course we were having rehearals for this, Although we can see the shape of the 13 of us,

Its nice to meet everyone……!

This is the current Morning Musume! Thank you very much!

How did Ishida look💙🩵

ROCKIN'ON.com

We full sang and danced 10 songs🕺

Please definitely check out, the setlist and stage photos

In particular, Brainstorming……

Its been a while since performing this🔥 Waitaaaa🔥

Morning Musume "Brainstorming"

Fukumura Mizuki-san, Sayashi Riho-san, Ishida Ayumi, Oda Sakura-chan,

The 4 of us danced to the intro and outro ロdance,

I like how it is, with the new system😌🫶🏻 I want to perform it somewhere again

Man!

It wasn't just like, I'm sweating~ The festival was so hot, You could see the sweat we were dripping on the floor!

Those in the back, back back, up to those on the sides~~, I could see a lot of people,

It was happiness😌👏🏻

2023 for Morning Musume,

JAPAN JAM 2023 ROCK IN JAPAN FESTIVAL 2023 Inazuma Rock Fest 2023 COUNTDOWN JAPAN 23/24

Thank you for help with the festivals in all four seasons I loved it I'm really always happy about it

It was a hot end to the festivals🌏🔥

Again, we'll do our best in 2024 for Morning Musume to continue to be a group everyone loves🌏🔥

When you see Morning Musume, please stop byyyy!!!

Tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, Its the Hello! Project Countdown Live

⋆͛📣December 27th 5:00PM~ January 2nd 12:00AM "Morning Musume '23 FC Event ~Musume xFANxFun!x Christmas~" Stream

Merry Christmas----🎄.*

December 29th COUNTDOWN JAPAN 23/24

1:15PM~ EARTH STAGE set🌎💫

12/30 "Iikubo Haruna and Morning Musume 10th Generation MBS Youngtown"

Somehow, 10th generation will be delivering a Youngtown~~~

Duu couldn't make time for it because of work, I'm sorry, but the 3 of us will be on the radio, It was super fun, I'm anxious about it

📣December 31st~January 1st CDTV Live! Live! New Years Special Morning Musume '23 will be performing!

January 1st~Febraury 23rd Hello! Project 2024 Winter ~THREE OF US~

We're having concerts throughout the country! Tickets are on sale depending on the venue!

🎫Tickets on Sale

⋆͛📣Around New Years…… It seems Sendai Broadcast's "Sugo! Job" will be rerun👩🏻‍💻

Definitely read the serialization, ok

#136 Excellent Jacket Play✍️

Sendai Broadcast "Ara Ara Kashiko" If you missed, "Ishida Ayumi Goes!" its being streamed on,

OX VIDEO STORE

see you ayumin <3

[your-local-hollow-lover]

SHINJI!!!! Pardon the rambling, but I got excited.

I want to braid that man’s hair and watch him turn from his regularly scheduled, cocky, sure-of-himself attitude into mush, wanting to be cared for.

Also love the idea of him overhearing that reader thinks he’s hot, including his teeth, bc ngl… I think they’re kind of hot. Shinji isn’t generally considered the most attractive of all the vizards/captains, but he should be. And I think his confidence could be knocked down a peg if he got flustered over being desired like that in public.

📣📣📣📣📣📣 ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY

I believe Shinji's teeth are a massive boost to his hotness! Also, There's something about how he carries himself, right?

Shinji would melt if you get lovey-dovey in public, but honestly? he is just as much, and you wind up making people uncomfortable lol

After overhearing you think he's hot, Shinji would be all over you once you're both home, feeling extremely happy that he's with someone who thirsts over him when he's not around, and he will tease you about it lol

[strawberry-metal]

If all else fails, hot chocolate makes everything better! You're almost there Strawberry 📣

Man I could go for some right now... I'll write up the readme now, but I'll make the preview image tomorrow. Finishing the models and then writing this up is enough to just take everything outta me. When I upload this model I'm probably gonna need to take a month's break from modeling or something. :'D

[brandonwayneb]

My commonwealth beloved tropes

anyone free to healthy pathology

My bunny 🐰 beat 🥁

My bat 🦇 eletric ⚡️ heart ❤️

My snake 🐍 coiled cords 🪢

My cat 🐈‍⬛ called cool 😎

My royal 🤴🏽 scale ⚖️ exports 🚢

My divine 💖 nature ✨ tree 🌲

My ant 🐜 pleasant 😌 protest 🪧

My bee 🐝 busy ⏰ body 🧍🏼‍♂️

My belief 💭 by relief ☺️

My flamingo 🦩 flow 🌊

My holy 👼🏽 bestow ✨

My bird 🦚 brilliant 👐🏽 I heard 👂🏽

My bird 🦚 feather 🪶 I fly 🕊️

My blue jay 🐦 to say stay free ⛅️

My praying-mantis 🪲 prayers 🙏🏽

My insect 🐞 smallest I see 👁️

My spider 🕷️ I www. WEB/spy syphite

My porcupine 🦔 quills to class-cup questions ☝🏽

My elephant 🐘 my memory 🧠 element ⚛️

My alien gray 👽 survive x-ray 🩻

My angel 😇 at best heights ⬆️ & angles 📐

My going🚶‍♂️ forever ♾️ green 💚 speakup 📣

My windy 🌬️ storm ⛈️ stories 📖 of

My victory 🥇 rebegin 🔂 reign 👑

My salute 🫡

My salutations 👋🏼

My solutions ✊🏽

My soul 👁️‍🗨️

My questions 🤨 my quests 🌍

My mighty 💪🏽 moon 🌙

My good night 🌚 💤 knight 🛡️

My sun 🌞 sacred 🛐

My rex 🦖 rapture rockets 🚀

My ghost 👻 boo book 📕

My dinosaur 🦕 to not die too sore 💀

My skunk 🦨 to base bunk 📡

My frog 🐸 to transmog ⚧️

My owl🦉to see ‘who & how’ 👀

My mouse 🐭 mystery 🧐

My cricket 🦗 cherp church ⛪️

My lion 🦁 lords

My camel 🐫 cam era 🧬

My camp 🏕️ campaign 📈

My genie 🧞‍♂️ genetic 🧬 magnetic 🧲

My bull 🐂 noble 🤴🏽 taurus ♉️

My kangaroo 🦘 can-go-around-you-&-over-kangaroo-court-contorts 🫰🏼

My doG 🐕 my OG 💯 on God original gangsta 💅🏿 mans best friend 🫂

My dragon 🐉 justice loud & proud drag 👗

My squirrel 🐿️ faster to quarrelsome

My squid 🦑 squirt 💦

My octopus 🐙 puss 😸

My tiger 🐯 growl grr 😼

My May 📅 flower 🌸 (born May 6th) 6️⃣

Brandon Wayne Burdett

Lives Life with minimal regret 🤗

Living Life quality survival war vets ⛑️

decided I loved 💕 you ever since we met 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾

BEST WORLD 🌍 BEST NEWS 🗞️ EFFORTS 💥 PSY 🧠 PSA 🗣️ WORLD EARL 🤴🏽 EARS 👂🏽

WORLD ORDEALS

WORLD ORGANIZATIONS

WORLD OR GAIN AGAIN WOLRD ATTENTION

AT 10/10 RIN TIN TIN WOLF 🐺 PACK

WORLD DEALS; WORLD ORDERS & ORDEALS

DEENS DENS & LEINS, FINANCES IN FAX 📠 MACHINE ⚙️ “ZERO TALKS” ZERO OX 🐂

RAMBULL RAM 🐏 LAMB 🐑 BOW 🏹 SAVE LEGAL WOMAN “ROE” 👩🏼 MEN 👨🏼 ON DEATH ROW & HOMELESS KIDS 👦🏼 ON SKIDROW CRACK SYSTEM WARS; WORSHIP THY TRUTH SPEAKER 🔊 BOOM 🤯 BOX 📦 FORT KNOCKS ✊🏽 ✊🏾 ✊🏿 BUST 🚌 POW 💥 FED DO DOOR 🚪 ER ERL ALL

FEDERAL FINANCE FIGHTS FOR PEOPLES RIGHTS ELETRIC ⚡️ KEY 🔑 KITES 🪁

GOD BLESS THE UNDEAD 🇮🇱 ISRAELITES

STAR 🌟 MASTER GOD BLESS ALL LIVES

SAINTS SAY BY TAN PEOPLE UNDER THY GOLDEN SUN ☀️ OUR PEOPLE ARE NOT FORSAKEN; SAY “YES I CAN!” REBEGIN! REBEGUN!

BY THESE ACTS CANNOT BE UNDONE!

HOT TOPIC BY FOREVER ON FOR EVERYONE!

LIFE LAWS! REVOLUTION! EVOLUTION!

[alyjojo]

What Costume Reflects Your Soul 🧙🏻‍♀️2022 - Libra

Cards: Temperance, The Hanged Man & 9 Cups

Regarding: Death

Charms:

Opal 💗 on The Hanged Man & Leaf 🍃 on Death

Okay so above everything else, I’m getting that you want to look hot, Ace of Wands, or to make something kinda quirky and original but in a very sexy way. Opal is Libra, and pink is probably the best choice for what you’re going for. You could be taking something that’s traditionally creepy and making it really cute, or cute in general, there’s probably a decent amount of makeup or effort involved in this.

Costumes: Glenda the Good Witch (but sexier) 🧙🏻‍♀️, Glam Corpse Bride or Groom, a genie or jinn, dead cheerleader 📣 , clowns 🤡, fabulous zombies, any of the characters from Grease, a flower, a sick patient or crazy person, Mean Girls, Marilyn herself, or Kim K in the Marilyn dress (so Libra) and “Skeet”, or Playboy bunnies 🐰 and Hugh Hefner for couples. Or basically anything from Leg Avenue.

[park-littlecrane]

I've been gone for far too long! Welcome me back? ♡

Here's Chapter 2 of Calculated Chances. If you haven't read the first one, make sure to read that first. Just scroll down a little bit on this page and you should find it. 📖

📣 WARNIING: DELULU-INDUCING CONTENT. Read at your own risk. Tibayan ang kapit sa realidad bago mahuli ang lahat.

Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS

Published:2022-06-2

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You started to feel like there’s a dragon breathing down your neck when, in fact, you’re all alone in the secluded part of the office floor. Right to next to Jimin’s office. Employees just started trickling in when you got here.

Looking at the clock on your computer: 7:30 AM. It’s still a bit early. You’d think that the office would started getting busy at around 9 or 10 in the morning.

It’s your first official day on the job and wanting to make sure that everything goes perfectly today is an understatement.

No, it’s not because you’re reporting directly to the CEO’s (way too handsome for his own good) son, Park Jimin.

You want to make a good first impression after all.

Minutes seem to go by so slowly and you think it’s because of how early you’ve started your day. You didn’t get much sleep last night thinking of the work that you’d be doing. Not only that, but the man you met yesterday seemed to not leave your thoughts no matter how much you try.

You couldn’t seem to sit still. You stood up and made sure that there aren’t any wrinkles or creases on your clothes when you heard your name being called from afar.

“Y/N!” It’s like a very loud whisper.

You looked up to see one of the older ladies in the team rushing to you. It made you worry for a second.

“Ms. Kim, what’s the matter?”

“Have you forgotten? The quarterly business review meeting is today at 10 AM! Did you make sure that everything’s ready for Mr. Park?” She quickly set her bag on her desk and kicked off her flats to change to the pumps that she kept under her desk.

Panic started setting in when you realized that you were not briefed at all by anyone; Human Resources, the Department Heads, not even Jimin!

You looked around starting pacing back and forth in the small confines of your cubicle when you felt hands land on your shoulder.

“I didn’t tell you for a reason. It’s your first day. Relax for me, okay?”

You felt hot breath near your ear, causing goosebumps over your arms and for you to freeze on the spot. From your peripheral vision, you saw pink plump lips and you just knew who it was.

“Good morning, Mr. Park.” You heard your co-worker say, surprise evident in her expression.

You felt Jimin pat your shoulders again with one hand before he walked inside his office, closing the door behind him, with you still rooted where you’re standing. You’d think that he was too close for comfort but you felt okay with it. Actually, more than okay.

He smelled so good. You thought to yourself before you had to shake it off. You were being unprofessional, if people around you could hear what you were thinking.

“The least you could do is get him coffee.” Ms. Kim said as she wrote Jimin’s coffee order on a piece of paper before handing it to you over what was dividing your cubicle from hers. You sat back down and looked over the piece of paper while trying to think of a coffee order for yourself. You’d get your own dose of caffeine while you’re at it.

Iced Cappuccino with Cold Foam. Order’s easy enough. You went down to the café at the ground floor of the building to get Jimin his coffee.

“Sorry, we ran out of carriers.” The barista claimed as she put sleeves on the cold cups of coffee to-go and pushed them towards you at the counter. “No worries, I got it.” You smiled before taking both cups and making your way out the door.

Balancing two cups while trying to do ANYTHING else is annoying. Especially when that “anything” is trying to look over your watch to check the time.

8:30.

You should’ve known that the long queue at the café would set you back a couple of minutes but you didn’t realize it would be THAT long. Feeling restless and anxious since this morning, you took your own cup and started drinking from it. You started rushing to the turnstiles and elevators and breathed a sigh of relief once you got to your floor; not forgetting to throw your empty cup, from which you finished your coffee in less than 5 minutes, in the trash bin.

“Good. I still have time.” You zeroed in on Jimin’s open office door and started walking briskly to make sure that he gets his coffee before the meeting. You were thankful that you had your fix when you did. It surely perked you up, given how much sleep (or lack thereof) you’ve had.

You closed your eyes, relishing in the feeling of finally being woken up bit by bit by what you’ve just drank. You can feel the rush of caffeine in your system, making you smile as you take each step but…

The next thing you heard was the sound of an empty coffee cup bouncing on the carpeted floor and the gasps of the employees around you.

On your first day.

“Oh my god, I am so sorry.” You said as you hurriedly picked up the now-useless cup that has failed to serve its purpose.

You stood up and tried to compose yourself before looking the unlucky person in the eyes when you realized you were staring at brown eyes like mocha and… the same eyes were staring back at you.

“S-Sir…” You said as you looked at him with eyes full of fear. You don’t want to be the record-holder for the fastest employee to be fired. On your first day. His eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets at what you said.

“Y/N…” His voice was with a tone of anything but infuriated. He sounded…endeared.

You were both now looking at the coffee stain all over the front of Jimin’s crisp white shirt.

You didn’t have napkins to wipe the stain with. Hell, you didn’t even know if the shirt can be salvaged or not. Employees are starting to gather at where you both were standing, curious to what was going on but, at the same time, trying to hide their prying from the CEO’s son.

Looking all over the place, you saw how everyone was looking at you. You hated having people look at you and it seemed as though Jimin sensed your discomfort.

“Y/N, come with me, please.” He said before he turned on his heel and started walking to his office.

Wow, this is it. He’s going to fire me. Those were the words running through your head with every heavy step that you took to follow him. He had his hands in his pockets, still looking down on his soiled shirt.

“Close the door, please.” It was hard to tell whether he was mad or disappointed.

With the click of the door signaling that it just closed, Jimin turned around with his thumb on the side of his lip, looking at you as if he was teasing.

“Good thing it wasn’t hot coffee, right?” He smirked and you couldn’t help but huff out air in relief, a breath you didn't realize you were holding, that he wasn’t just about ready to send you out on the streets. “Oh, god. Jimin.” You said with every once of relief when you’ve been released from the inner turmoil that has been eating at you for the past 3 minutes.

You looked around his office and saw that it could very well be a huge bedroom if you would swap the big desk for a bed. It was the first time that you’ve stepped in his office, with the previous look you had of it was only from when you talked to him through a small crack when you opened the door last night to tell him you were leaving.

“Help me clean this up, will you?” You owed him that much. He led you to the door that you wouldn’t know would be there if he didn’t tell you. The door was the same color as the wall, rendering it unrecognizable if not for the gold doorknob attached to it. He opened the door and waited for you to come in before he closed it.

Well, what do you know, there is a bedroom in here.

“For when I’m staying in late for work.” He explained without you needing to ask.

In it was a modest double bed with one bedside table adorned with a chrome, minimalist lamp. You also saw an open wardrobe where some identical white shirts were hanging from next to a couple of suit jackets that looked like it was for different occasions.

“You’ll never know when a client wants to have an impromptu meeting.” He followed your gaze as you walked closer to the wardrobe that held a row of different watches just beside the case of neckties and a wooden cufflink case.

“This is so cool, Jimin-ssi.” You said as your fingers touched the rows of watches that you only ever saw on magazines.

He walked towards the bathroom at the far left of the room and called out to you, “Grab me a shirt, would you?” He looked back before disappearing through the door.

You shouldn’t be having a hard time picking out what would look best on him given that they’re all, literally, identical white shirts but you took all of 5 minutes looking and touching the fabric.

“Y/N.” He called out to you again, startling you and making you grab the shirt that you had been touching the sleeve of. “Coming, Jimin-ssi!” You rushed to the bathroom where he was at and you gaped at what you saw when you looked in.

He was already taking off his soiled shirt and throwing it on the empty hamper.

“Uh.. here’s your shirt.” You had your arm stretched out all the way, avoiding looking at him, as if changing clothes should exclusively, without doubt, be done in private. Christ, he even had an undershirt on.

He glanced at his watch, still not walking to where you were even though your arm is not that long to actually get the shirt to him. “Y/N, it’s already 9:30. You’re going to make me late for my meeting.” He was looking at himself at the mirror with a small smile as he took several glances to where you were standing.

“Oh, sorry.” You unbuttoned the shirt and motioned for him to take it. Looking at you holding out the shirt for him from the mirror, you realized...

This grown man actually wanted you to dress him.

Calm down, Y/N. This is just one of the most beautiful people you’ve ever seen and he’s just wanting you to help him get dressed.

Oh, his back muscles. God.

You were acting like you’re touching toxic waste when you were really touching this masterpiece sent by the gods to mankind. He shrugged to fully wear the shirt but turned around to face you.

Oh, hell no. Does he want me to button his shirt now?

And you did. You did the first button successfully even with all the nerves on your body on high alert at this close proximity. He finished buttoning his shirt as he chuckled, looking at you while he was doing it.

“Y/N, always button dress shirts from the bottom up. Okay?” He said, rolling up his sleeves, as if he’s expecting you to learn from experience and you’re going to have to do it again for him next time.

Oh, I hope there’s a next time. You thought to yourself as you stood there, not knowing what to do with your fingers now.

He looked back at the mirror and brushed his fingers through his hair, exposing his forehead as he licked his lips, wetting it and you swore, he couldn’t have looked any more handsome than he did then.

“Do I look okay?” He asked innocently.

“You do, Jimin-ssi.” You answered with a thumbs-up and a huge grin.

“Oppa…”

“What?”

“Call me Oppa.” He cupped your left cheek with one hand and rubbed this thumb along it before walking out of the bathroom, leaving you with your mouth opening and closing, not knowing if you should or shouldn’t say something. Like a fish.

You walked out of the bathroom after him, seeing him walk out of his office again.

You didn’t know how much his hands were shaking after being so close to you.

“Calm down, Jimin. It’s just her. Pull yourself together.” He thought to himself as he bit his bottom lip to keep it from trembling.

[muthmergya]

Suckin on deez nutz

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Minors dnfi

Characters-zhongli, itto, childe, diluc, xiao

Slurping cocKs yall. Public sexxs

Zhongping on deez nutz~

Yall the way I would give this man the most sloppiest, toppiest, nastiest outright vile, sickening, filthy,toe curling, destroyer kind of head known to man is ......flabbergastingly beautiful😍😍💞🎤📣

LIKE LIKE this man needs the feeling of yoUr tight little throat gagging down on his big Dragon sized nutz😍👄 the God teir glowly dick getting chocked on?!😭😩😩 how uttlery euphoRic

UGHY like😭 imagine how wet!? And dirty yo whore mouth must be from this as the nasty 😍 cum and drool coat almost the entirety of yoUr chin as that poor jaw adjusts to his cock👄🎵 like pApI yes shove those ballz in

ARARACKING DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH~

AH!AH!AHHH~! IF YALL THOUGHT PAPI ZHONGS DONG WAS INSANE YALL AIN'T READY FOR ZADDY ONI, MOANS?! HIS DICK SO FAT AND BIG LIKE HORSECOCK WHO!?!? I'M NOT CAPPIN YALL HE RACKING IN A WHOLE 12INCHES,

NOW Imagine him shoving those 6inch nutz each down dat throat!?👄👄😍

"Mfgm! HMGF!"

DespReat cHocKing nOisEs ecHoings throughout the shrine as he uses yo warm hot mouth!👄💞

How'd u end up in this situation u ask!? Well it was mainly yo fault! 😰 u were aSkin fOr iT!

"I wOuLD nEvA let aN onI taKe aWay my chAsity"

Previous words said by U😭😍🎤 dIdnt lEt him fuCk daT cuNt nOw hE finNa SLAM deez nuTz in yO mouthh

Yuh yo guess right u a shrine maiden, dumb slut.

TATARLICKING DEEZ NUTZ

SLURPS GAGS SNOTS!?😍 UGH YES CHOCKING ON THE ALMIGHTY HARBINGERS COCK WHAT A BLESSINGS BBY!?😻😻

THE WILD CRYIN DROLLIN SPITTIN NOISES ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE CAMP THAT HE AND U WAS IN PRACTICALLY ZADDY AJAX MAKING SURE ALL THEM FATUI AGENTS HEAD U SLURPING UP ON HIS NUTZ FUVK YES BBY!! MILKING THE GINGERS COCK AS HIS HARSH BIG ASS HAND GRASPES ONTO YO SCALPE TO SHOVE IN EACH THIRST😍📣🕪 don't worry shawty just milk him like a gud whore and xpect a gud ass fucking soon after😍👄

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Just like imagine him suppressing his grunts and MoAns as u give his nutz the well deserved euphoria duRing a vEry busy dAy in the tavern👄💞 like his dickcos so hawt and warm in yo mouth his pyro nutz almost makin yo dame mouth burn😫😵?! But wHo caRes bUrn mE PaPii

XIAOPLUNDING DEEZ NUTZ

....sighs......ah....mihoyo really made this dude 5'4........................

THEY PUT THE 6 INCHES SOMEWHERE ELSESSSS

YASSS GETTINTO ITTT LIKE YALL ISTG HE FINNA PACKIN A THICK SPHERE UNDER THERE FRFR MAKIN U CHOKE ON HIS JADE COCK IN THE WAGGSHUN INN DURRING 3AM MAKIN SURE MISSY VERR GODLET AND ALL THEM STAFF HERE THE VIGILENT YAKSHA AND HIS COCKWHORE BEING DOGS!?

Messy slurpingb sounds and him brUsIng yo esophagus uGh yesz😭😇😍

ThE feeLing of hiS thIcK nuTz hittin the bAck of yOUr whorely throat sO gud😭!?

SKSKSKKSKSK I HAD TO I FUCKIBG HAD TO THE DEEZ NUTZ PROMPT IS GODLY LIKE FIGHT MEH WE FINNA THROW DICKS AND NUTZ.

Also like these Samsung lips emoji juicy asf Apple users can suck my ass

LOOK AT HOW SCRUMPTIOUS THEY ARE LIKE SQIRTS!?

also yall stream mAteriAl gwrol x sqidward nose like this mashup is so fire istg

Reblog and comment or i will spit in your eye😊

[markantonys]

lord of chaos chapter 41-end: part 2

“that golden hair nestled about [elayne’s] shoulders, framing a face to make any man stare, and the moonlight softened her arrogance. if she had been anything but what she was...and [mat] did not mean just aes sedai, nor even that she belonged to rand.”📣📣📣📣 ATTENTION MATRANDLAYNE TRUTHERS!!! lots to unpack here. 1) mat 100% wants to bang elayne, and it’s not her being aes sedai that bothers him (which you’d think it would bc of all his issues with aes sedai!) nor the fact that she’s dating rand, it’s only that she’s annoying. 2) mat wanting to bang elayne and not minding that she’s dating rand is ONE step away from being chill with sharing elayne with rand. which is a few steps away from wanting to bang elayne AND rand. i’ll die on this hill.

why does elayne keep calling him master cauthon lmao i’m pretty sure she just called him mat back in tdr

“yes, i remember the stone. a fine time we all had there. do you remember something in the stone that gives you a right to make demands of me? i don’t.” 1) we DID all have a fine time in the stone, that was the one time everyone was all together and i miss it and set half my fics during it and consider it my Happy Place of the series. 2) this gives me vibes of like, mat and elayne had an ill-advised hookup in the stone and agreed to pretend it never happened and now mat is just DARING her to bring it up

“aviendha told [mat] that he had no honor, of all things, and if he could not show more respect to elayne, she herself would undertake to teach him respect.” protective girlfriend! after fighting over rand, now aviendha and mat are fighting over elayne. i want that rivals to sibling-spouses arc.

“elayne [demanded thom and juilin’s attention] sometimes, just to keep them away from [mat], he was sure, though he could not fathom the why.” mat’s like “every single thing elayne does is specifically intended to torment me” he wants to fuck her so bad it makes him look stupid. literally the enemies to lovers potential here is SO GOOD dammit! like, it’s so similar to the early days of rand and aviendha’s dynamic!

“if [mat] did not put a stop to it now, [elayne] would have him knuckling his forehead” mat and rand shaking hands meme on wanting elayne to top them

in terms of scenery description, i think ebou dar is my fav location so far. it sounds so beautiful! renaissance venice vibes!

it seems that mat deciding to stay at an inn instead of the palace in ebou dar was a key decision for his future............i’m scared

elayne scolding mat for letting olver be around drunk men. she is so ready to coparent!

our first intro to tylin.......................😒

back to rand. “i will use anybody i must. you said it yourself; i am who i am. and i’m using myself up, perrin, because i have to. just like i’ll use anybody i have to. we don’t have a choice anymore. not me, not you, not anybody!” oh my boys 😭😭

“the restrictions stand. and one more requirement of my own. from now on i expect to see the respect i deserve from you. i am the dragon reborn.” 😳 daddy? sorry. daddy? call me faile because my man pulling rank gets me all hot and bothered

“at last rand pushed saidin away, and with that he realized how wearied he had been by the struggle. loial had to carry him to his rooms in the sun palace” baby boy 😭😭 (a contrast to the previous bullet.....duality of man)

rand found his flute again and is playing it i’m going to cry!!!!!!!!!!!

“rand also asked gawyn to visit. he had only met elayne’s brother once, but he liked the man. gawyn never came, though, and he never replied. sadly, rand concluded that gawyn believed the stories about his mother. that was hardly the sort of thing you could just ask a man to stop believing. it put him in such a gray humor whenever he thought of it that even min seemed to despair of cheering him; neither perrin nor loial would stay around him when he was like that.” rand just wants a friend so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭

that inventor guy’s note about the seals on the dark one’s prison “have to clear rubble before you can build” maybe rather than restoring them, they have to break all the seals so that they can build a new, stronger prison? jumping ahead to the epilogue, this guy gets killed before he can tell rand whatever he found out on the subject, so it must’ve been important

“berelain swept in, as beautiful as ever, in a soft blue dress cut as deeply as ever - and her eyes fell on min, in her pale rose coat and breeches. for several long moments rand might as well not have existed. berelain openly eyed min up and down. min forgot about the sitting room; she put her hands on her hips and stood there with one knee bent, studying berelain just as openly. they smiled at each other” now THIS is a ship i can get behind!!! this would actually be so good though......berelain who’s always tried to seduce men for political purposes ending up falling in real love with a woman.......min who’s always looked down on stereotypically feminine things ending up with a high femme gf..........they’re probably never gonna interact again but i’m into this!

and now berelain is back to stalking and harassing perrin, so my goodwill towards her has lessened again

rand is so paranoid about the salidar aes sedai that he underestimates the tower aes sedai and gets shielded and kidnapped!! “eat, or you will be fed” oh what a delicious parallel to “kneel, or you will be knelt” at the end of the book

rand is desperately hoping people will notice he’s missing and the wise ones will walk past and sense channeling happening inside the house, and they DO but they think nothing of it 😭😭😭😭 it is so heartbreaking that people are so set on the idea of rand being stubborn, doing as he pleases, and being about to go mad if not mad already that when he’s missing for DAYS they just think “ugh classic rand running off alone with no explanation” instead of realizing that something bad happened to him

“[mat] had to speak to the boy. he could not just grin like that at every woman he saw. and telling a woman she had beautiful eyes! at his age! mat did not know where olver got it.” MAT..........

on the girls’ mysterious disappearances from the palace: “mat knew what was going on. they were doing it just to spite him.” he is so obsessed with elayne!!!

“to [elayne’s] surprise, she realized she had not thought of [mat] in days.” elayne is not obsessed with mat lmao (but when she DID used to think about mat all the time, i’m sure it was only because of the ter’angreal. i’m sure that was the only reason.)

egwene lets logain escape! i wonder if he will indeed go to the asha’man

egwene mentioning mat is the moment elayne realizes she dreamed herself wearing a marriage knife and gets embarrassed 👀

melaine promising to name her twins min and egwene 🥺

egwene saying that rand, perrin, faile, loial, and min are together and then “all it needs is mat and the three of us [her, elayne, and nynaeve]” shut up i want that so bad i want that more than i’ve ever wanted anything and i know i will never get it shut UP 😭😭

“‘they have taken him!’ sulin wailed suddenly, shockingly. head thrown back, eyes squeezed shut, she moaned at the ceiling, and the sound of her voice was enough to make perrin shiver. ‘they have taken my first-brother!’ her cheeks glistened with tears.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 the maidens’ love for rand is everything to me

perrin charging off to rescue rand, so romantic :’)

rand and the box. it hurts so much. it hurts so much!!!!! not much else to say about it. you all understand the pain! imagine how hard this will hit in the show. books don’t really ever make me cry, but seeing this onscreen i’m going to be sobbing like a goddamn baby i already know it

“we could work together, lews therin.” “together? together. whoever you are.” this is weirdly wholesome 🥺 i am so trusting of rand’s pov that i’m always like of COURSE lews therin is really there, of COURSE it’s not a figment of the madness! so i will be interested to see if it’s ever made clear one way or the other what’s going on

turns out sevanna’s mysterious cube was not The Box (nor was the forsaken’s stasis cube. can’t believe The Box really was just a normal box), but she’s still up to something which i suppose won’t be revealed until next book. who cares, she’s just been lurking in the background for 3 books being vaguely ominous but not actually doing anything.

perrin thinking that rhuarc and berelain smell like father and daughter aww

“rand’s need seethed beneath [perrin’s] skin” first of all the ta’veren pull is so gay all the time, second of all i wish mat had felt it too and come to help perrin save rand! i was thinking, i don’t know enough about future plotlines yet to say if this would fuck them up beyond repair, but in the show it would be neat if the whole gang ended up at dumai’s wells since it’s such an iconic moment in the series, and in this chunk of the book mat/elayne/nynaeve/aviendha/egwene aren’t really doing anything but getting into place for their next book plotline. since the girls are ta’veren too in the show, maybe all 4 of them feel rand needs them and they all go, with elayne and aviendha of course accompanying mat and nynaeve. then after they can all just Travel back to wherever they need to be for their next book plotlines. just pitching some ideas if you’re reading this amazon

gawyn is being angsty and conflicted and i can’t deny it anymore, he is my problematic fav. i am knife cat meme in a sea of gawyn haters. angsty and conflicted characters who flip flop about what side to take has always been my biggest blorbo archetype, this was inevitable! gawyn hates rand and wants to kill him, but he was not involved in rand’s capture and was stunned to learn of it, and what the aes sedai are doing to rand sickens him, and yet he won’t help rand (not that there’s anything he could do against all these aes sedai even if he did want to).

rand escapes the box!!!! and goes on a much-deserved rampage

during the battle there’s a tense moment where rand and gawyn come across each other. rand hopes he won’t have to hurt gawyn, and gawyn says “one day i will see you die” but leaves without hurting rand, presumably due to both his promise to egwene and min’s reminding him that elayne loves rand. and then an asha’man tries to kill gawyn as he’s riding off but rand saves him! i have to say it, you can excommunicate me from the fandom for it, but rand/gawyn would be SUCH a good angsty ship. like what if it was the two of them who fell in love in the caemlyn garden instead of rand and elayne, and then maybe they spend more time together later somehow and develop a lil romance, but then they’re apart for a while and gawyn thinks rand killed his mom and it gets so angsty and then all this stuff happens. oh boy that would be delicious!

“perrin sighed in relief, of all things. had he thought rand would let his own people be slaughtered? but loial sighed too. light, what did they think of him?” 💔💔💔

and i finally reach the iconic “asha’man, kill!” moment. chilling. oof i’m not looking forward to this in the show, i am so bad with gore

and the iconic “kneel or you will be knelt” both taim lines which surprised me, i was expecting them both to be rand

“i forget nothing, aes sedai. i said six could come, but i count nine. i said you would be on equal footing with the tower emissaries, and for bringing nine, you will be. they are on their knees, aes sedai. kneel!” do i miss sweet baby rand? yes. but does hard commanding rand get me riled up? oh boy yes 😳

i bet egwene will be pissed at rand when this news reaches her, bc rand’s trauma being misinterpreted as arrogance has been an ongoing thread for many characters but for egwene most of all, as has the growing divide between them as egwene becomes more aes sedai and rand more distrustful of aes sedai

moghedien escapes, yikes!

overall, i think this might be my favorite book in the series! it’s the longest one but i tore through the whole thing in a week and a half (granted i was on vacation for a week so i had lots more time for reading). i loved mat’s and the girls’ stuff in book 3 but the lack of rand made me sad, the waste stuff (and cauthor content!) in book 4 was top notch but the perrin plotline dragged the whole book down for me, the book 5 rand & co plotline was great (esp the ending sequence) but elayne and nynaeve didn’t have much to do and i found the min/siuan/gareth plotline boring, but book 6 didn’t have any plotlines that dragged and there were so many jaw-dropping moments! and sad as i was about the small amount of cauthor and their splitting up until book 14, so many other characters reunited with each other and it made me very happy ❤️

[strangerthings4theories]

Billy Is Alive - Meta Index (Pre-S4)

Our assertion that Billy is alive will take some heavy lifting to prove. So here’s a handy-dandy index to help you keep track of our posts. Topics without hyperlinks are in the works, but haven't been posted yet.

Be warned - potentially MASSIVE spoilers lurk herein!

Note (June 25, 2022) - all of the posts listed here were written before S4 dropped. That means a lot of them are out of date. A new index is coming soon!

📣 Before We Begin 📣

Frequently Asked Questions

This Blog Is A Ship-Friendly Space

Where Do Sarah And I Get Our Crazy Ideas?

Why Haven't We Seen Dacre On Set?

⭐ Billy Is A Main Character In Stranger Things ⭐

ST Asks You To Sympathize With Billy Hargrove

Billy Is Not A ‘B’ Character In ST - He’s A Main Character

Billy Is As Important To ST As Hopper And El - A Study Of Intro Shots

Arrested Development: Billy Might Be An "Adult," But He's Still Growing Up (placeholder post)

🌊 Billy Will Return From The Ocean 🌊

The First Rule of Analyzing ST: The Upside Down Is Symbolized By Water

The Lifeguard And The Rip Current: Our First Big Hint That Billy Is Alive

The Demogorgon Is Billy’s Dark Reflection

Billy Is Going To Find The Byers

S1 E3 vs S4 E3 - A Parallel In The Making

Billy Is The Phoenix - He'll Rise From The Ashes

Billy Will Return From The Upside Down On His Own (He Won't Be Rescued)

"Surfer Boy Delivered Hot To Your Door"

Hints That Billy's Return Will Mimic The Demogorgon's First Scene In S1

The Hawkins Yearbook Code: More Evidence For Billy's Return

🦁 Billy Is A Mythological Figure 🦁

Billy Is A Christ Figure

Billy Is A Christ Figure Pt 2: The Sauna As The Garden Of Gethsemane

Billy Is The God-King Who Dies And Lives Again (Katabasis + Anabasis Pt 1)

Billy Is The Three Brother-Gods of Greek Mythology (Katabasis + Anabasis Pt 2) (placeholder post)

Mythological Tradition Demands Billy's Return (Katabasis + Anabasis Pt 3) (placeholder post) (placeholder post #2)

S3 Is Billy's Superhero Origin Story

Billy Is The Aragorn Of ST

True Courage: Billy Is The Cowardly Lion From The Wizard Of Oz

🪞 Mirror Russia 🪞

If Billy Is Alive, Where Is He?

The Star Trek Connection: Proof For Mirror Russia (And Mirror Billy)

God Playing Dice: How D&D Is A Metaphor For The ST Multiverse

Vecna, the multiverse, and achieving undeath

ST Puzzle Tales: Billy Mayfield?

ST Puzzle Tales: they keep changing his name??

They keep calling him Billy Mayfield and I am about to die

"Just imagine the real Billy crawling out of the Upside Down in California while the false Billy, animated by the Mind Flayer's lingering corruption, bursts out of a grave in Hawkins."

⚡ Billy's Future Arc ⚡

Billy Is A Gatekeeper - Or Rather, "Keymaster" - For The Upside Down

Billy Will Come Back As A Guide For The Others

Billy Is Not A Racist, He Just Wants To Protect His Loved Ones (Childhood Wounds Pt 1)

sidenote: even if Billy's racist, you're allowed to like him because...

Healing The Wound: Billy Will Save Max From Neil (Childhood Wounds Pt 2)

A Monster For The Monster-Killer: Neil As An Alcoholic In S4 (Childhood Wounds Pt 3)

Billy's Story Is About Recovering Lost Innocence (Billy's Sexuality: An Overview)

👥 Billy + Other Characters 👥

🌈 Eleven

ST Is Jungian, And Billy Is The Shadow

Mirror Images: Billy and El Are Reflections Of Each Other

Billy took El's powers?

The rainbow bridge

The phone booth: in S3, El hears Billy's call for help

🧟 Will

Zombie Boys: Billy And Will Are The Boys Who Came Back To Life

Why did Billy throw off the Mind Flayer's control when Will didn't?

How did the Mind Flayer force Billy to do such terrible things when it didn't force Will? / (a note on victim blaming)

Happy birthday, William(s) 🥳🧁🍰

An important Billy/Will parallel

🦸 El and Will

Billy's theme song is called "William"

Little gods: Billy, El, and Will from a theological perspective

Billy, El, and Will as reflections of each other

The "Two Man Rule" and opening gates: foreshadowing of Billy and El? Or Will and El?

How similar will Billy, El, and Will's storylines be?

🌻 Billy's Mother [potential MASSIVE spoilers]

S4 "Welcome to California" teaser ⭐

More musings on the S4 teaser

"Stop lying to me! You saw him again, didn't you?"

The Creels 🏰🥀🐇

Current theory: Vecna is Billy's [redacted] ⭐

☠️ Eddie Munson [potential MASSIVE spoilers]

Billy's Doppelganger: A Back Door Into Understanding ST (Dark Reflections Pt 1)

The Road To Eddie Munson: How I Predicted His Character In ST (Dark Reflections Pt 2)

The Lion And The Ninja: Eddie Munson Is Billy's Future Rival (Dark Reflections Pt 3) (placeholder thread)

Final Standoffs: Billy vs Eddie, Hopper vs Brenner, El vs Kali (Dark Reflections Pt 4) (placeholder post)

"I Am Hell's Master..." ⭐

👤 Others

The American And The Survivor: Billy and Hopper

Playing The Monster: Billy and Kali

✍️ Answered Asks ✍️

Billy, Hopper, and Mike as Dorothy's companions in Wizard of Oz

Billy and the undead army

ST writers' Twitter account says weird things about Billy

What's the deal with Billy's clone?

Dacre and the Duffers are lying in interviews

Max feels guilt over Billy's death; Billy and El believe themselves to be monsters

Is Billy Number Twelve?

Dacre's IMDb credit for S4

Billy has too much thematic significance to be a side character / the Duffers made Billy a sex symbol on purpose

Billy's "redemptive death" makes no sense

Meaning of Billy's tattoo in S3?

Dacre's "coming soon" post on IG

The creepy Surfer Boy Pizza shirt

Runaway Max: was Billy dissociating in the dead-cat-on-fire scene?

Why didn't the Mind Flayer absorb Billy?

The light blinking in front of Hopper's cabin in the S4 teaser

The significance of "Dear Billy" ⭐

Max is listening to an album that's all about Billy coming back ⭐

Billy is Kas the Bloody-Handed from D&D

🍿 The Duffers' Movie List 🍿

Why Eric Draven From The Crow Is Billy

Billy Is Paralleled With Neo From The Matrix

Billy Is Prince Adam/The Beast From Beauty And The Beast

🕵️‍♂️ Other Observations 🕵️‍♂️

The S4 posters hint at Billy's return ⭐

Billy's birthday ⭐

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads." (a note on travel in S4)

Billy didn't want to serve the Mind Flayer

Billy's wardrobe colors are very American *cough cough*

ST may be using ring composition

The Source of the Mind Flayer/Upside Down? (comic book cover art)

✨ Miscellaneous ✨

"I can't tell you for sure I won't return, so you'll have to wait and find out." --Dacre

"A single soul dwelling in two bodies..." (deleted tweet from Dacre)

STOP INFANTILIZING EL, it's insulting

[punkranger]

☕🕷️📣☁️💚 For the Steps!!!

Thank you!!~ I think i got all of these xD got stuck a bit on the fluff cuz man is it difficult sometimes to think of nice things lol

☕️ HOT BEVERAGE - do they prefer hot or cold drinks? what is their favourite drink?

Antoine: prefers cold drinks in general and as with food he's not picky, but would go for a beer if he's not working, cola otherwise

Nicholas: coffee. That's it, they live, breathe and are sustained solely by coffee. In general just black, but they do like to switch it up sometimes with some milk (not much for caramel or anything like that tho) .

Rene: depends on the weather, if its hot a milkshake and if it's cold tea or hot chocolate - but anything goes as long as it contains at least 50% sugar

Densil: def wine, if he treats himself which is rare. Otherwise has no preference for hot or cold, also depends on the weather

🕷️ SPIDER - what is their biggest fear? do they have any irrational / mundane fears?

Antoine: cannot stand restraints of any kind, to the point where he'll even be very uncomfortable by long/tight hugs. Ortega has definitely gotten a bloody nose from Antoine headbutting him for hugging him too long.

Nicholas: being exposed, as in his alternate identities and current occupation of being a villain being found out by Julia mainly, or the Farm finding his real identity. Also the dark.

Rene: talking to people, especially people she doesn’t know.

Densil: hates lacking control over a situation, they can deal with unexpected complications - but mainly does so by planning for them as well.

📣 MEGAPHONE - how loud are they? what do they speak like? got a voice claim?

I've been trying for so long to find voice claims but I'm never really happy with them so descriptions will be all

Antoine: can be pretty loud at times, if he’s excited, or upset. When he was younger he had some problems regulating the volume of his voice. In general he tends to speak with a bit of a drawl and people can have a hard time telling if he’s serious or not.

Nicholas: Has a low voice, but manages to make it very audible by articulating well. When he’s upset he can get /very/ loud and sometimes shrill. Speaks carefully most of the time, sometimes very flat, sometimes passionately - very varied.

Rene: Tiny voice, barely audible most of the time, but can be louder if she’s comfortable, which is rarely. Has a pretty melodious voice.

Densil: Tends to speak in short sentences in a flat tone unless he’s really trying, then he can sound pretty pleasant or at least polite. Doesn't generally let much emotion show, though ortega and chen has definitely managed to get some of the anger to show

☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon

Antoine: likes to doodle, wouldn't say he actually draws because he rarely sits down to finish a whole piece. It's mostly something he does while doing something else, to keep focus, like while listening to the news or something. He usually just doodles mindlessly, but it's usually things that have been on his mind recently (like certain rangers)

Nicholas: thinking about Nicholas having long hair now, while Julia's is short. Julia braiding Nic's hair instead. It's soft, but there's also a lot of feelings. About change, and the time that they lost, but also old rituals being rediscovered and given new life.

Rene: being invited to tía Elena's house and seeing Julia's room was a very good experience for Rene. She was nervous at first, but meeting Ortega's closest family and seeing where she grew up made her seem more human, she'd always seemed like this perfect hero who was just a bit too good to be true. Seeing this side made her easier to connect to - despite the fact that Rene didn't have anything like that.

Densil: some of their favourite moments during sidestep days were when they were playing chess with Chen, it's one of few pastimes that they don't think is a waste (and maybe they liked spending time with Chen). I’m thinking they’d have a game again later and things are maybe not awful for a moment.

💚 GREEN HEART - what things make your oc feel comforted? hugs, kisses, food?

Antoine: smooches for sure, touch in general but if that's not an option or he's not in the mood, just taking a walk is good

Nicholas: cuddles, encouragement, having coffee and honestly just holding a cup of coffee is comforting to him

Rene: usually food, cupcakes preferably (thats not real food i know), hugs

Densil : haha comfort who's she? Densil rarely feels, or lets herself feel comforted; food is just fuel, touch is mostly uncomfortable. The most comfortable she feels is when she’s had a shower and is having a cigarette.