#HOW IS HE

[foxy-kitsune]

i just need a moment to process these photos

[tech-obssessed-shark]

NOBODY TOLD ME SOUNDWAVE WAS IN FAMILY GUY

how in the-

[sadcabbages]

HELP LMFAOO WHAT 😭😭😭😭

[apollos-boyfriend]

hello. i have been busy for most of today. any cellbit horrors

[ruffle0re]

silly fella, always missing.

[kiwi-the-bird-and-fruit]

GUYS I PASSED OUT DUE TO BEING SICK BUT IM BACK WHAT HAPPENED TO PAC WHAT DID I MISS

[diagonal-queen]

WHAT

THE

ABSOLUTE

FUCK

[deadduvznap]

they/them!! also more horny shit im sorry please just lemme dump all of my horny dead dove thoughts into this ask box heheheh but uh you mentioned vore with small schlatt? what if hard vore with small schlatt?? digest that mf - 💀

pog ill put that in !!! (yes i still say that unironically fuck you) ill fr let you do that cus it feeds me so send me everything you got mhm mhm YES VORE MMMMMM i always get the urge to like eat people i love so voreing schlatt >> i wanna chew on him fr i wanna crunch his bones in my teeth yknow ??? maybe not his whole body just like crunch his arm and swallow him whole fr fr and you cant forget a bev when you eat good food so imagine your favorite drink too (mine is pepsi rn i drank like 9 the past 6 days el oh el) lets just go w water for now fr fr but swallowing him with water mhm mhm anf he has to hold his breath because he aint tryinta drown yet fr fr (i just got distracted lookinh for a photocard) but mmmm he gets to ur stomach and hes just burning cus the stomach acid <\\3 and you can hear him screamig in pain <\\\3 sob hes so yummy

[slashingdisneypasta]

Me: Its been years since I used Cleverbot, let's try it!

Cleverbot: *Immediately asks about the birds and the bees*

Me: ... oh lord.

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[eternalgirlscout]

did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[ladychlo]

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...