#HTML PLEASE WORK

[anbessette]

You've heard of There Was Only One Bed, now get ready for: There Were Only Two Beds!

3zun stop at an inn for the night after a night hunt. There's one room available, but it only has two beds. (And, to avoid the easy solution, the room is too small and cramped for anyone to sleep on the floor. Jin Guangyao could maybe fit in the gap between the beds but it would be hell on his old injuries and the other two know it.) Who shares with whom? Who sleeps alone? How do they decide?

Some possibilities I considered while trying to fall asleep:

NMJ and LXC share, JGY sleeps alone

——NMJ suggested it because he doesn’t trust JGY. He doesn’t say it in so many words, but JGY knows 😢

——LXC suggested it because he’s worried about JGY’s reputation. No-one would dare make an issue of Zewu-jun and Chifeng-zun sharing a bed, but being caught in bed with either of his sworn brothers could ruin JGY.

——JGY suggested it because his sworn brothers are pure and righteous and he is the son of a prostitute. Obviously they wouldn’t want to dirty themselves being so close to him if there's another option. He'll be the one to make the suggestion so he doesn’t have to hear either of them say it out loud.

NMJ and JGY share, LXC sleeps alone

——NMJ suggested it because he saw the look on JGY’s face and had to make sure JGY knows that NMJ doesn’t think he’s dirty.

——LXC suggested it because of his ongoing quest to matchmake Nieyao into reconciling. He's sure that a little forced intimacy can only improve their relationship!

——JGY suggested it because he wants to show er-ge that he is trying to fix things and it’s da-ge who’s being unreasonable. He assumed NMJ would refuse and earn himself a disapproving look from LXC. He has no idea what to do with himself when NMJ just goes “Yeah, OK” and gets into bed with him.

LXC and JGY share, NMJ sleeps alone

——NMJ suggested it because LXC and JGY are both smaller than he is and will fit more comfortably in one of these cramped little beds. He has no feelings whatsoever about the prospect of sharing a bed with either of them, it's just practical.

——LXC suggested it because he assumes NMJ would refuse to consider sharing with JGY and he doesn’t want a fight.

——JGY suggested it because he’s scared of NMJ. He doesn’t say it in so many words, but NMJ knows 😢

Someone figures that opportunities like this don’t come along every day and volunteers to share with whoever he thinks he has the most sexual/romantic tension with. It might be his only chance to share his beloved’s bed! Unfortunately, it’s not as romantic or as sexy as he hoped, not least because he can’t stop thinking about the other guy just a couple of feet away...

Someone doesn’t want this to be weird and volunteers to share with whoever he thinks he has the least sexual/romantic tension with. Turns out he’s mistaken about that. By the end of the night he has to confront the realisation that he’s in love with both of his sworn brothers.

Someone wants to share because he’s noticed there’s a ton of sexual/romantic tension between the other two. They’re not gonna be consummating that shit tonight if he has anything to say about it! He’s so busy worrying about his sworn brothers getting together and leaving him behind that he doesn’t notice the “😍Of course I’ll sleep with you!” and “😏You two have fun” reactions.

Someone volunteers to sleep alone because he’s noticed there’s a ton of sexual/romantic tension between the other two and he is nobly stepping aside. He won’t stand in the way of true love. The other two are like “Why’s he so eager to sleep alone? Doesn’t he love us?🥺”

Two people offer to share because they’ve done it before and it wasn’t a big deal (Nielan when they were kids, Xiyao when they were on the run, or Nieyao when they were in the army). The other person spends the whole night tormented by sexy, sexy visions of what might have happened between his sworn brothers on the multiple(!) nights they’ve spent in bed together.

The person who’s sleeping alone is jealous and horny and agonising over all the sex he might be missing out on right now.

The person who’s sleeping alone can hear the other two breathing, and he knows they’re fast asleep. He’s cold and lonely and tormented by soft, cosy visions of all the cuddles he’s definitely missing out on right now.

Somehow, they make it through the night.

The next time they have to spend the night at an inn together, the proprietor says “We have two rooms available. One has two beds, and the other has one bed.” 3zun, remembering this night, say “We’ll take the room with one bed.” “No, that’s not … You don’t have to choose between them. You can take both rooms.” “WE. WILL. TAKE. THE ROOM. WITH ONE BED.”

[perilegs]

clear + the robot man by northernboys

[autism-corner]

WIFE LOVING WEBSITE IS BASICALLY DONESIES

ive made a neocities to basically archive everything wife-related. its a place for me to put headcanons, art, and everything in between! A hub of good ol love <3

now: have YOU always wanted a f/o website?? do you have NO clue where to start?? I CAN HELP.

ive put this together (although using a template) in less than a few hours. and i really like doing it!! if you want to build your own website aswell, im able to help you make it from ground zero!

send me a dm, and I'll be able to help you through the basics, onto a finished product to share your love! all for free ofc o7

[qazastra]

toxic bisexual vampire playlist but most of it is kpop

I WEAR MY BODY LIKE A ROTTED PEACH // MY HEART SPREADS LIKE SEEPING POISON // I DIED A THOUSAND TIMES, I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO // ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS TO STAY // TWISTED RAW ADRENALINE RACING THROUGH MY BONES // FEELS LIKE MY BREATH HAS STOPPED // YOU KNOW YOU'RE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE // GOOD FEELS BAD, BAD FEELS GOOD // I'LL SHOW YOU WHY YOU SHOULD HATE ME // YOU'RE JUST A WEEPING WOMAN // A CHARMING DEATH FANTASY // BABY DON'T LET ME FEEL LOVED, BABY DON'T MAKE ME DRINK BLOOD // YOU DEVOUR ME AND STEAL ALL OF ME

cover from twt @hypnOtic_junji tracklist in reblogs (incl. kilo kish, sunmi, a. g. cook, onlyoneof, taemin, king krule, little simz, & more)

[cryscendo]

born under a bad sign, you saved my life.

↳ gay is not a synonym for shitty by fall out boy

[thornhands]

Even fucking bots can make images work in comments but not me, oh no, somehow I have the magic fingers of "ruins every html" 🙄😭

[bdor1995]

why wont my images load through my css file................ it loads when i run the html files natively to my browser but not on hosting servers... and i have the file routes set up correctly... what is happening......

[outlying-hyppocrate]

Dearest Crispin:

I write to you in short measure today, simply for the purposes of an update on my little project (i.e. your unofficial website). I have made the CSS styling and prepared some images for the pages (if you know little HTML just consider CSS fonts and colours and such), alongside the scaffolds for each page.

Eagerly, I continue working away!

(Would you) Kindly regards, Valerie

dearest valerie,

[axvwriter]

Trying to make Dividers

So I did a search for how to make dividers for Tumblr and found this post here. I used ms paint instead since it doesn't sound like it really needs to be any specific program, just needs to be pixel size 520 horizontal by 5 vertical. So I've made some and noticed they seem fine though quite small on mobile, but desktop tries to enlarge them thus making them blurry.

Taking another look I realized they only used one solid color. They didn't make a pattern.

Does anyone know what canvas size works great on mobile and desktop without taking up too much space? I want my dividers to be like line breaks.

(Note to self: check the #dividers on mobile and desktop to try and find a good canvas size myself. Currently not doing it as I need sleep.)

Edit: Wait why does it look fine in dashboard feed but on my actual tumblr page it enlarges it? I use the tumblr official theme.

[kafus]

genuinely frustrated and upset about how much using neocities as a filehosting service is being spread everywhere. they disable hotlinking for non-html files for free accounts so it won’t even work properly for those purposes and even supporter accounts are asked not to be used as a file dump host directly by the website. neocities offers a service that no other website provides and that i think is extremely important, but they sure don’t make a ton of money doing it. please, please, do not use neocities as a filehost, they don’t want you to and i don’t want you to either. there is a reason they ask users not to

[fruitypunchy]

just became self aware of the fact that I’m actually a rizzless, know-it-all geek kind of nerd instead of the adorkable, weird-but-not-really nerd I thought I was

Devastated.

[daitranscripts]

The DA Transcripts Website is Live!!!!

It's alive!

But it's rough.

You'll likely notice that most of the site is full of links that go nowhere or lead to dead-ends. I haven't had the chance to reformat much to fit the site yet, but wanted to get it live and running!

Please be patient as I continue to work out the kinks in my webdev and html skills. In the meanwhile, I've made a very small, basically read-only discord where I will continue to post updates on the site's progress and you can contact me via submission form. Please use these to send QA feedback (asks are always fine as well)! These early stages are the most critical for me to fix problems such as accessibility or ease-of-use.

What does this mean for the future of the blogs?

They'll still be here, and I'll still update them! I'll still respond to asks and keep an eye on comments/replies, but the formatting will no longer be optimized for tumblr's layout, as it would be a lot of work to make both (and formatting is what has always taken the longest). I'll keep tumblr in the loop on site updates as well, and if you don't like discord, you can follow the DA Transcript bluesky for more frequent news!

Thank you all for your support!!!

website | discord | bluesky | kofi

[cutecipher]

Were Fucked! Please help! Urgent!!! Trans women in danger!

Update! This has been covered! Im leaving on reblogs because we still need help with moving costs but thank you for saving my family

Our landlord at our current place screwed around with our account so our rent bounced so now we have late fees due but critically the money still came out to someone. They are threatening us and idk what to do. We're barely squeaking by trying to make rent for the next place but now we're in the hole $1800 and I don't think landlords have to wait 30 days now. We have about a day. Please help two disabled trans women. I've prototyped a new kind of internet, I'm working on a free html editor and I run an ad free/tracking free tube downloader (y232.live) please help us keep making good shit and stay off the streets. Also @rickybabyboy is our son.

$410/$1800 raised

Venmo: AGIEF

Paypal: agieocean@gmail.com

Ko-fi:

[kayleerowena]

are you an artist who wants to get away from big site-builders like squarespace & have a place to put your work that isn't social media? i threw together a super basic portfolio code template you can use to make your own website!

it should be easy enough to customize if you have a basic understanding of what html and css are. features include:

responsive to fit on different screen sizes

fairly compact — less than 300 lines of css, and you never have to look at anything after line 30 if you don't want to

customizable fonts, colors, image sizes, and decorations right at the top of the css

image gallery with a lightbox function (clicking an image to make it bigger)

free to customize to your heart's content!

enjoy! if you end up using it, please let me know; i'd love to see what you do with it!

blog post ✷ live preview & code ✷ tip jar

[tamayula-hl]

Baby Fever Part 2 (Continuation of this)

⚠️ NSFW / Adults Only ⚠️ All characters depicted are adults. ⚠️If you cannot see my work, please tap the ALL-AGE button in the top right corner of the screen to switch to ADULTS!

(https://poipiku.com/7505915/11816888.html)

This work contains sexually explicit content and is intended for mature audiences only. Please view with discretion.

Drew smut again for the first time in a while… I’m exhausted but that was stupidly fun. Mating press is divine.

[retrcmoon]

CONSTANZA - BLOG & PAGE THEME !!!

These themes are completely free. Please support me and my work by liking and reblogging this post!

  [ GENERAL GUIDELINES ]

Do not claim as your own.

Do not remove the credit!

Do not use as a base code or take parts of this code for your theme.

Feel free to edit as much as you want!

All credits are mentioned in the codes!

[ BLOG THEME INFORMATION ]

Non-Contained Theme with the option of 400px, 450px, 500px and 540px posts.

Custom Body Fonts and Body Font sizes.

Custom Body Fonts and Body Font sizes (11px - 14px)

Navigation changeable from sidebar to header navigation

Up to 3 custom sidebar/header links

Navigation Tab is optional.

5 extra links in the navigation tab.

Visible Source link!

Fully supports NPF (beta editor) posts (but also works with legacy posts still)

The theme adjusts to different screen sizes.

MANY different design options. Everything can be edited in the design panel. No HTML knowledge necessary.

BLOG THEME - STATIC PREVIEW AND CODE

[ PAGE THEME INFORMATION ]

This code is JAVASCRIPT FREE!!!!!!!!

Adjusts to different screen sizes automatically.

Custom links on the welcome page.

Ask Page, Rules Page, Multimuse Page

Comes with a "pseudo" filtering/category system for the muse page which is also easy to remove.

All colors are easily editable in the css root!

Basic HTML knowledge necessary when editing the page.

PAGE THEME - PREVIEW AND CODE