Me when I'm in bed lately
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Alastor, to the Hazbin crew: I’ve called you here because I crave the deadliest game
Niffty, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Alastor:
Alastor: I was actually going to say hunting you all for sport, but I’m now quite interested in whatever this “Knife Monopoly” is.
Everyone else: *slowly backing away from both of them*
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Why are we focusing on Alastor’s fuck ass bob when the motherfucker’s walking around with these lobster claws on his dome?
*snap snap snap*
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