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gay-ppl-real · 4 months

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I see yet another piece of Welcome Home art where Eddie is depicted dropping parcels or losing mail or what have you to demonstrate that he's a bit clumsy and all over the place and another part of me becomes dipped in frustration about people not understanding the source material

#innisthoughts #eddie dear #welcome home #welcome home arg #Obviously fanart is still wonderful and amazing and I'm never ever saying this to shade anyone #but c'mon man ;-;#this is not canon accurate and you're duping my boy #That's his JOB #He does it FLAWLESSLY #He does it METICULOUSLY #He would throw himself into a pit of fire to rescue it before he let a single piece of mail get damaged #he would never let mail go undelivered or be okay with giving it to the wrong person just because he got muddled #he'd check again and again and again that he'd gotten it right #NOTHING matters more to Eddie Dear than his job!!#It's what he takes the most pride in #it's what he puts the most importance into #It's the basis for all his self-worth #If he dropped a letter and it got dirty he'd probably like. implode #Something horrible would happen and he wouldn't be able to save a package from getting dented when he tripped #and Wally would find him there three hours later curled up in a ball of devastation and shame #If someone told him they hadn't received a due parcel he would immediately be the most stressed he has ever been #I may be overstating a little for comedic effect by y'know what it's still more accurate than him just being absent-minded about the mail #Get it right: he's absent minded about everything BUT mail!!#/lh

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egophiliac · 14 days

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doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #i hope you didn't think i was done with these dorks #they're here to study and also steal everything (including our hearts)#i forget if rollo has a similar line about what he's doing at nrc but i imagine he made sure it was all meticulously above-board #carefully planned out and all his papers in precise order #meanwhile fellow kicks down the door and is like 'what up birdman i'm here to learn some HISTORY'#'also this is my emotional support child. ...wait what do you mean you have precedent for this'#(he does have another home screen line that's like)#('i thought ortho was weird when i met him')#('but now i'm realizing that this school is actually just incredibly buckwild all the time')#sigh. i know fellow and gidel's adventures at nrc are non-canon but i really just want this random adult man inexplicably just there.#the more twst becomes cromartie high the happier i am

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kazodus · 2 months

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came to me in a dream

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tswwwit · 5 months

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How would dipper propose to bill? -without any devious intentions, just pure love 😍

He'd absolutely overthink it to hell and back.

We're talking making notes and charts and a list of Everything That Must Go Right for the Perfect Setup. He's made a list of seventy-three options and eliminated half of them. He's fussed over the ring and has three different options stored in his sock drawer, one in the bottle of shower gel Bill doesn't use, and one up in the rafters. There's an excel file with probabilities for weather and temperature and the mood Bill might be in at that exact moment.

Of course, all these things completely fall apart in the most chaotic manner possible, with a high chance of 'near-death experience' to boot.

Dipper ends up blurting out 'Marry me' after the battle, seizing Bill's hand while his own are all sticky with the blood of their enemies and the survivors groan in anguish in the obliterated wreckage. And it's the most romantic proposal Bill could ever ask for.

#answers #It only makes sense that a Chaotic and Impulsive proposal is the one that gets Bill's heart all a-flutter #Not something you can Plan for unfortunately #Sure Bill would have accepted if it was some hoity-toity meticulously planned thing #But this is SO much better. Lightyears more romantic!#The setting sun the color of the blood they spilled! The defeat of their enemies and the way this added insult to their injury!#The way that the person who ACTUALLY came close to killing either of them was each other after they started arguing mid-fight #Only to collapse back together in mutual frustrated lust/rage/love for a passionate kiss!#My word Bill does declare he nearly got the vapors #Dipper nearly had him swooning there for a second! Pretty decent attempt but no dice this time!

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warblingandwriting · 1 year

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No one does revenge like The Count of Monte Cristo. It's all physical violence and murder these days, what ever happened to completely psychologically destroying your former tormentors and ruining their lives?

#count of monte cristo #books #literature #classic literature #19th century #1800s #reading #seriously john wick would have been way better if he meticulously took down the crime boss through psychological games #or something like that #I guess Oldboy got kind of close? but Spoilers: it's the villain who does that #Been watching Park Chan-Wook's early movies and they are good #but he directly references Monte Cristo multiple times so I'm like give me some non-violent life destroying!

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biboomerangboi · 5 months

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Think we all should be very grateful our boy ascended at 17 because if he had have been any further into puberty he’d probably have the worlds longest hermit beard like I just know the thing would be reaching his thighs AT LEAST.

#like he can shave and probably does shave cause culture and stuff but also it’s his true form #scrap collecting god and his 8ft beard he cleans meticulously #no one can find him because he’s got the best disguise in the world #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #zees 2am text posts

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fear-no-mort · 10 months

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useless headcanon that evil morty trained himself to sleep with his eyes open originally as a safety thing but also later down the line it helped him get through boring meetings and stuff when he was president

#i cant decide on him meticulously training himself to do it or it just being a thing he does naturally #u know i absolutely love the idea of evil morty always being obsessed with stuff like self Defense and coding and weapons and stuff even-#-before he even considered or came up with his whole plan. and it used to actually kinda scare evil rick bless him #he’d be like. uh is it normal for my morty to be like this. should i worry about him plotting revenge or something.#and the council of ricks are like why would you ever be scared of a MORTY ha what a loser #evil morty #odiespeak

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seoafin · 1 year

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gojo and geto seem like the last people to be overly domestic but they take to it so easily it surprises everyone

#they're so dedicated and meticulous about your wedding they're planning and organizing every single aspect of it down to the napkins #especially the wedding dress they go to every single showing and tailoring without fail and refuse to miss it #you know just in that off chance that you might let them fool around with you in the dressing room #the two of them are just not available during the period of planning your wedding their phones are just . off.#you wake up and find the kitchen decorated with cake samples everywhere. they make it a party.#sorrynotsorry i think all men should act less like they're being chained down for life in marriage and more like they get to spend the rest #of their lives with the person/people they love #like you always expect the girl to be super excited about the wedding and the dress and everything #and the guy is like whatever you want no opinions on his side #but stsg are so invested in your wedding and honeymoon and designing your new home #aka geto has a very specific image in mind for the house #down to the type of furniture he wants he seems like a home digest type of guy tbh #they want everything to be perfect #ripmc is the one that does not care at all btw she's fine with a paperwork marriage truly #has never heard of the color fuchsia in her life #poly au

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dailyayao · 9 months

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#'ohhhh look at that EVIL expression!! foreshadowing for how EVIL he will be!!'#bitch if someone rolled up to an event i'd planned METICULOUSLY after being newly legitimized by my father #and threw their weight around the way wwx does for literally any reason #i would look orders of magnitude angrier than jgy does right here #not every thought in kitten's head is murder #but sometimes!!! murder thoughts are justified!!!

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wri0thesley · 1 year

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thinking about yans who only let you be hand-fed by them. you’re such a sweet little useless thing, so delicate and pretty and spoilt, only the finest of tidbits are passed from their fingers into your lovely mouth

#ayato zhongli pantalone mood #food cw #diluc doesn’t hand feed you but if you’re being difficult after he’s first kidnapped you he’ll have the maids do it #once you’re thoroughly his and conditioned he thinks it the height of chivalric romance to cut ur food for u and feed you with ur own fork #yandere for ts #dottore does this too but he makes u beg #albedo does this for treats only (your normal diet is meticulously crafted for nutritional value)#alhaitham directly takes your behaviour into account and if ur Bad you eat from a bowl on the floor like a disobedient dog #you have to learn!!!

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year

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Hey I finished this one! Wow! :D

#hey guys can you tell what my favorite part to paint is?? s #shhh shh dont tell me! is it the uhhhh hair....?#his waist in this 🤤#the red background hmmmmm what does it represent 🤔🤔#anyways not too many thoughts on this!! just kinda painting #in the past i was way too meticulous about painting #and i think im still meticulous but also just a lot more calm about it #anyways yaaaaayyyyyy my son my boy 🥺🥺🥺#its so funny. bcs the hair is on its own layer if i take off the hair. the skin color is just a blob #and i was screaming w laughter when i did it. he looked like a character from hellraiser or smth #also omg i posted it on my insta story #and my one friend was like 'omg he looks majestic and spoiled and rich'#SHE UNDERSTOOD THE THESIS RIGHT AWAY 😤😤😤 SO HAPPY #catie.art.#f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #f1 fanart #formula 1 fanart #formula 1 art #f1 art #boy king au

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sidesteppostinghours · 3 months

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🌷, 🎁, and ⌛️ for cyrus if u wanna!

morning! thank you for the ask :D

🌷 — taking care of living things

hes ok at it. you could trust him with plants or pets when going for a trip or the like, but its not something he likes to do for himself.

🎁 — giving presents to others

cyrus likes to analyze people for fun even Without his telepathy and one of his main love languages is gift giving. he is Winning at gifts. though to people he likes, he prefers quantity over quality, and the gifts tend to be hand-made.

⌛️ — time management

BY GOD THAT TIME WILL BE MANAGED.

#out of all of my steps cyrus is the least attached to rat king #he still loves them dearly as a pet and would probably kill somebody for them #its just not to the same extent as the others #by quantity over quality i mean like #“have 5 million charms i made while stressed out that reminded me of you. i dont want them”#cyrus is the type of guy who keeps a meticulous schedule and gets mad when something interrupts it #he needs 100% efficiency when it comes to his schedule #the schedule Does include time for breaks and stuff though so hey hes not doing terrible at self care #cyrus becker #sidestep #fhr #pulp answers #ask game

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takami-takami · 1 year

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Every time I think about how Hawks probably isn't into impact play I fall to my knees in sorrow.

He is a biter though, and he scratches a little. I think the most he'd do is give you some love taps across the face because your eyes glaze over and he likes that.

But he doesn't like inflicting genuine pain.

#he's not a traditional sadist but he DOES like bullying and teasing #likes making you dumb with pleasure and seeing the fruits of his work #because he is meticulous #twirling my hair #but like if u ask him to step on you he'll be like 😦#🐇 rambles

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jin-zixun · 5 months

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hey if u want someone to blame for qin su's death, nhs is right there

#for legal purposes this is a joke #im uncharitable maybe but after what he did to jgy's mother #or what he says he did #oh and what he does to jgy's brother #and his nephew ...#yeah people cut nhs way too much slack he's the mastermind he's a plotter he planned all of this meticulously #none of it's luck none of it is an accident #nhs just actually is what jgy haters think jgy is #(and yeah jgy is what jgy haters think nhs is)#im standing by it

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wonder-worker · 6 months

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J.L. Laynesmith taking the 'Buckingham Did It™' route for the murder of the Princes in the Tower AND the rumors of Edward IV's bastardy ... I have to laugh

#my post #history media #this was in her book 'Cecily Duchess of York' which I have ... Thoughts on #I really liked it overall - it was meticulously researched and gave me information that I hadn't previously known about Cecily #However this often contrasts with Laynesmith's own very evident biases assumptions and conjecture #and the effect is very jarring #This becomes slightly more pronounced after 1464 and actually ridiculous after 1483.#She also suggests that Henry VI may have genuinely died of a melancholy-induced stroke like Edward IV claimed which is just...lmfao #I don't know what to say at this point lol #To be fair she does specifically note that he died shortly after Edward arrived in London and that most contemporaries believed #it was far too convenient #which is far more acknowledgement and culpability than she gives Richard III whose culpability for the 'disappearance' of his nephews is #literally never touched upon - the blame is conveniently dumped on Buckingham #honestly the whole Deal with Buckingham is so odd. dude was a political neophyte; was given a primarily ceremonial role by Edward IV #throughout his reign and was younger than Richard (who was a seasoned politician). What makes you think Buckingham of all people #was some kind of political genius and making decisions over RICHARD of all people lol?#anyway #This book was pretty decent with Margaret of Anjou which was great #it was less decent with Elizabeth Woodville which was not so great :/#some of the assumptions it made (for Cecily's benefit naturally) were so weird #and the way she 'reassessed' Elizabeth's role in 1483 was very distasteful #I might make a separate post on that because it was very annoying #(also claiming Henry Tudor landed with 'a small band of Lancastrian exiles' - yeah no. the majority of the 'exiles' who supported him were #Yorkist aka Edward IV's supporters who opposed Richard. because this was very much an internal civil war between the dynasty #and Henry became a claimant only after being chosen by Yorkists after the October risings made clear the Princes were dead #the claim that challenged Richard's was Elizabeth of York not Henry's. let's not twist words here)#(ALSO I'm sorry but William Stanley certainly did not choose to commit his troops to Henry Tudor because Henry was 'his brother's stepson'#he did that out of loyalty to Edward IV and his children as Henry was the chosen claimant of the Yorkist faction #hence why he may have betrayed Henry VII in the 1490s for Perkin Warbeck who pretended to be Edward's second son. so jot that down)#you really see these small minor details which are very much chosen purposefully and paint a very different picture lol

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lateseptemberdawn · 8 months

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Cannot believe taehyung delivered a fully detailed 3d 4d close-up of his world famous, wildely thirsted-after hands with all of their veiny tanned skin long fingers callous palmed glory and he's also touching a smaller cuter prettier hand trust me when I say that man plans everything and knows all

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