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houseswife · 3 months
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yeah your boyfriend peeled you an orange but would he fake his death to make you his afterlife? would black flowers blossom, fearless on his breath?
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only-god-canstopme · 8 months
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aaron forgiving andrew for killing tilda when he has children of his own because he thinks that if she were around he never would’ve let her meet them.
(and if he didn’t want his children near her, or any children near her, that means that he, as a child, should’ve never been near her. and he gets what andrew did bc he would kill to keep these children safe too.)
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joansblondells · 2 years
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hellcheer + textposts (pt 8/?)
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cod-dump · 11 months
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Soap: As a gentle reminder, I am choosing kindness. Which means I'm more than happy to explore other options if I feel the kindness is not working out Soap: You see I am not committed to the kindness, there is no ring on my finger in regards to the kindness. I will jump the kindness ship with such ease you will wonder if I was ever on board Gaz: Gaz: You still can't have my extra sandwich, Soap. Threatening me won't work Soap: PLEASE-!
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kavehater · 19 days
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I support girls but NAH THIS IS REACHING “if you look carefully LIKE REALLY CAREFULLY 🤓☝️”
#the same people who would shriek like the witch of the north melting her skin off if I tell you haikaveh / kavetham isn’t implied because#if you actually look into our culture they’re being normal and not everyone having rivalry and caring about each other means they’re 💅#in fact Arabs are some of the worlds most hospitable people alhaitham letting kaveh live with him#is the most Arab thing I’ve ever seen#heck if kaveh was a stranger it wouldn’t be unusual for an Arab to let him in their house ☠️#goddamn#“if you look in the internet you can see how they’re implied!🤓☝️”#maybe if you had any respect for my culture or any desire to be educated when I’m handing this to you for free you wouldn’t be your mistake#your mums greatest mistake 🤗🤗🤗*#dora daily#if only ppl dedicated this level of detail to actual culture compared to pulling out their microscope at level 100x magnification lens to#observe robins spots under her eyes the world would be a better place 🙀#let me tell you btw this whole I hate you meh meh meh ( I’m so in love with you ) trope is the most whitest booktok millennial plant growing#basement dweller nonesense I have ever heard in my life don’t do that to my pookies ☹️#( the pookies in fact were 11 and 9 years older than her respectively )#guys my dad is the straightest man alive ( oh the trauma lowkey wish he wasn’t ) and he legit was putting his hand on his best friends lap#LMAOOO even I as a very logical person was like bro this is so zesty rn I am SO uncomfortable#anyways live laugh love boothill x Baizhu they’re the most canon things I’ve ever seen in my life#<- this is a joke btw it’s an ironic ship I saw on tiktok ☠️
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p4nishers · 9 months
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"ok so WHAT IF aziraphale ACTUALLY–" what if aziraphale had religious trauma and was brainwashed for thousands of years and what if he can't escape the thought of wanting to do good and be good and what if he was shocked by the kiss and hated himself for liking it so fucking much and what if there were no coffee poising and brain control and secret plans and body switch but only a character with flaws making mistakes bc he thought it would mean finally being FREELY together with the demon he wanted for more than 6000 years. what then?
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cerosin-bis · 9 months
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PLEASE....... PLEASE YOU ARE HURTING ME
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The Billy Hargrove defenders now seem to have not even seen the show?? Confused. Am I going insane please help.
Let’s break this down. Person nicely (okay it wasn't nice) asks how is Billy racist and I kindly take time out of my day to say “he pointed directly at the only black kid and said that’s the wrong kind of people to hang out with, and then only tried to kill Lucas.”
Person responds by telling me:
1. How could Billy have known that Lucas wasn’t a good person when he didn’t know Lucas? (Yes?? Exactly, you’re at the point just keeeeep going. So you're saying he.... stereotyped him based on the only factor that separated him from all the other kids which was.... hit us with it.)
2. Lucas hung out with Jason, only cared about his reputation, and disregarded his friend so what did you expect? (So many things wrong with this but the major one is BILLY WAS DEAD BY THEN YOU PSYCHO?? How could this have affected his decision making?? He said all that and tried to kill Lucas way before these unrelated events? Then he died and then these events occurred? Also fam, you just said he didn't know Lucas, my brain is dribbling out my ears.)
3. Billy wasn’t in control that season so you can’t blame him. (Was this person perhaps on drugs while watching this show? Billy was possessed a whole season after this incident?? Again, entirely after the racist actions I gave as an example??)
Then the final big argument, a true fav, it is shocking how many times I've heard this in my dms:
4. Would you have said this was racism if Lucas was white? (No??? What the fuck?? Are you okay?? What the fuck kinda argument is this? Then it would just be attempted murder and bullying?? But what does it matter because? Lucas isn't white and it was racism dude.)
5. Be for real. (I HAVE TO BE FOR REAL??? I’m in tears did I stumble into The Twilight Zone am I being gaslit?? I actually will feel a lot better if we find out every Billy stan has just actually never seen the show.)
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franklespine · 3 months
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Saw a tiktok of that mitski song with the lyrics "if you need to be mean be mean to me, I can take it and put it inside of me" with sam as the mean one and dean being the one who can take it and put it inside. logging off. did you even watch the show. are you that psychologically damaged. i have had a long day and the algorithm shows me this. do you hate me god.
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felizusnavidad · 2 days
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if there's one thing that is absolutely pissing me off it's my irl friend who wanted to see my instagram account
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rongzhi · 2 years
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English added by me :)
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roseworth · 10 months
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i am addicted to peter griffin images. i will hit reblog every time i see him and i will go out of my way to find him whenever i need a reaction image. where did this come from how did this happen peter please leave me alone
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nyxi-pixie · 2 years
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no bc people are actually fucking disgusting abt will
if i see one more mfer call him a ‘predator’ for having a crush on his best friend i will lose my absolute shit. HE IS A CHILD. his crush is super innocent and some people in this goddamn fandom act like hes going to use his evil gay powers of seduction to ruin milkvan. 
like its giving unhinged its giving in need of therapy its giving pls what the actual fuck is wrong with some of you.
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spittyfishy · 1 year
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Oh how the evil blorbos go brrrr
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tenseparatist · 5 months
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actually i cant believe it took me this long to see all the skzenhypen similarities .. but i see them now.. sunghoon and minho SAME SMILE both mcs similar speaking tone.. felix and riki.. separated at birth...TWINS... jake and seungmin both got the dog thing going on plus hes australian and he likes to kick it with CHANLIX <333.... heeseung and jisung for obvious reasons...like they need to stop playingggg
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showinalittlelife · 9 months
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J*ly stans are like cockroaches infesting my house and no matter how much anti-cockroach spray I buy they always find ways to get on my nerves it doesn’t matter how many I crush, or how many times I move they’re like tiny parasites finding their way to me through every crack and one day I’ll just burn my entire house down with them all inside and live a peaceful life.
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