#He's cringing constantly

[bonefall]

i genuinely love your darkstripe. i love that maybe if he had been apprenticed to literally anyone else, he would've been ok. he just wants to cook and help people but was doomed by a poison the minute he was apprenticed to Tigerclaw. he makes me so sad thinking about what he could've been

Sometimes it just takes one bad influence to destroy your whole life, and the worst part is, you won't be able to blame them. They'll make you into someone who does it to yourself. You'll ruin everything with your own two hands, all for them.

Make no mistake; Darkstripe was loved. Sure, he has no father, but he has a mom, Dappletail. His uncle Thrushpelt is the deputy, and absolutely adores him. He was always getting into trouble with his sister Cricketclaw, Bluestar gives up a life killing a badger to save them. He was born into a good family. He wasn't an unhappy child.

But he wanted to please Tigerclaw, more than anything. He wanted to be the best, most noble warrior. He'd do anything for him. He'd be anything. If that meant killing his hobbies, or distancing himself from his family, or sacrificing all of his free time, he'd do it. Anything to strengthen his Clan.

Who could deny that Tigerclaw had raised a fine soldier?

And when he was given Longpaw, in turn, he expected the same of him. And Longtail did it to Swiftpaw. A long line, from Thistleclaw all the way down to the dogs.

There's nothing special about it. And there's not even anything special about Darkstripe. There is no spark of darkness within him, or even within Tigerclaw. Just hurt people, hurting people, who go on to hurt even more people.

Darkstripe wouldn't want your pity, though. Or anyone else's. I think he thinks it's pretty pathetic, really, now that Tigerclaw and the Battle of the True Eclipse are so far away. He threw his whole life away just so he could willingly be miserable. It's fucking embarrassing.

More embarrassing than the satisfaction he gets from cooking a stupid little nice meal for these cutesy happy dumb dopes. So he may as well do this, if he's going to cringe at everything anyway.

[floweypilled]

Whatever helps you sleep at night man

[piccololiker]

I be thinking ab Namekian biology… like, why do they have such predatory characteristics for a species that only needs water to survive ?? And then I thought, WELL, MAYBE, In times of severe drought/short supplies of water, Namekians will consume LITERALLY ANYTHING. They become FERAL munchers. They WILL kill a bitch for their meat, hence the fangs and claws (and sensitive hearing).

Thinking about how such a revered species known for their benevolence and chill-ness become savages when water isn’t around for long periods of time. Like woah man, why are you looking at my arm like that. NO it is not a tube of water. Pls don’t bit me.

They probably extract the water from the ingested material, and that’s how they get their nutrients during water-less times. Or not. Idk. This is my headcanon and I fw it. Since piccolo was mostly raised on earth, he probably just ate meat because he didn’t know ANYTHING. And honestly same. I love u piccolo,,, I love your alien-ness🫶🫶😘 slay🤧🫶

[spirk-trek]

headcanon: chekov gets jim to play him in chess and quickly loses despite being a decent player, but he somehow convinces him to let him keep trying until he wins

fast forward a year or so, jim is stuck in sickbay with 84 broken bones or whatever and in comes chekov, board tucked under his arm for their weekly match because "you did not think i would be letting you off ze hook, did you keptin? a promise ees a promise"

[skitskatdacat63]

He is so 🤏

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[soaked-ghost]

thinking way too hard about ink being autistic again (can u blame me?). his entire character is literally just an autistic person that masks way too much.

I imagine that he learnt overtime to pick up on details and body language to understand a situation, even if he's still not the best at reading people in general.

he wants to be the 'chill cool guy' so bad but he keeps saying the wrong things all the time despite his best efforts, so he's 'the funny one' instead of the cool guy, so people just laugh at him and brush him off, and he doesn't understand they're not laughing with him. but at him.

I don't think he cares all that much and 'fitting in', he just needs to have control over every aspect of himself, that includes how people see him.

what I'm getting at is that if he messes up a social situation he's gonna be embarrassed about it for the rest of his life.

[leonardoeatscarrots]

YALL HES SO PRINCESS 😭😭😭😭💕💕

It's okay babagrill I'll let you out of your cage 💕💕💕

[blood-orange-juice]

One thing I have to constantly stop myself from when writing Childe is giving him witty one-liners.

He doesn't do those. At all. He isn't witty. English translation added a bit of that but he really isn't. Also this guy finds the cocogoat joke funny.

[all-pacas]

lmao watching 'damned if you do' and when they put the nun in the MRI and she quotes scripture about it chase literally does a whole body eyeroll in the background

[cult-of-the-eye]

Things Tim Stoker would've loved:

Reputation (Taylor's Version)

TikTok cringe channels

That sigma male face

That Sign Language interpreter at Rihannas half time superbowl show (Justina Miles)

Barbenheimer

[visualtaehyun]

dorky Zee is my favorite Zee (x)

[jorisjurgen]

kerubim pushing the goultard/arty yaoi shipper agenda onto baby joris??

[silusvesuius]

[atomic-sludge]

I love them... *sighs*

[magpielark]

I dunno

He s on a ball :shocked_face_emoji:

[mvlionheart]

half-baked idea for a f1 flavored 5e d&d au:

seb is the dm/gm and loves to home brew, has notoriously tpk'd everyone before, everyone lives in appropriate levels of fear for current campaign.

charles - half-elf bard, college of lore - pretty and a pain in the ass but good support. forgets his character sheet so often that seb has back up copies in a folder titled, 'dumbass (affectionate)' max - dragonborn paladin, oath of conquest - great damage, durability, control, and support. he's very serious during sessions but makes everyone laugh after and always brings snacks. danny - when seb convinced him to play he didn't take it serious and told seb to make his character, so he was a dwarf ranger, swarmkeeper. after that character died in the great tpk, danny was more serious on the reroll. for their current campaign he is a wood elf ranger gloom stalker archer to level 6, before multiclassing to rogue. oscar - human fighter battle master - favorite maneuver is pushing attack bc it can be low key hilarious. he also loves action surge and just wanted to fight at first but actually gets really into the roleplay. ends up with a party leader build and babysitting a bunch of toddlers with weapons and spells. george - halfling druid, circle of the moon. - has 14k into his character's written back story. he has made everyone in the party listen to him read excerpts. (seb plans to ban this subclass in all future games). yuki - high elf wizard bladesinger - superior to every other class when it comes to spellcasting, but refuses to heal or support lol. this build gives seb a headache constantly. alex - dwarf twilight cleric - full caster w/ medium armor & shield. legit saves the party every session.