#Helen Ma

[artfulfashion]

Zoe wearing Dior for Vogue China December 2023 photographed by Helen Ma

[don-dake]

《命轉情真》 (1999) | “Life for Life”

[jevilowo]

Okay everyone on here has spread their specific Spydad reveal headcanons. Let me present how I think it would realistically go down if they chose to go down that route in the comics:

Scout: hey yeh my dad's Tom Jones ain't that badass

Soldier: TOM JONES??? HEY I KILLED THAT GUY!!!

Scout (Denial): WHAT??? NO?? NUH UH!!

Soldier: *digs out newspaper that says Tom Jones is dead*

Scout: oh God, then...

Scout's Ma, inexplicably showing up: aw hey sweetie! *kisses Scout on forehead* ooh and you're here too, mon pe-teat shoe flour! *kisses Spy on cheek* have ya told him yet?

Spy: ....non

Scout:

NOOOOOO GOD DAMMMITTTTTTT!!!!!!

Spy: so you didn't-

Scout: OF COURSE I FRICKIN KNEW, STUPID, I'M NOT AN IDIOT! I JUST HATE YOU! FUCK!!

Soldier: ...SO DOES THAT MEAN SPY WAS SECRETLY TOM JONES THE WHOLE TIME?

And then they never elaborate on this again.

[s2shapedbox]

♡ starter call !

para um starter fechado com o príncipe derek digite: 01 + escolha um lugar + uma frase daqui ou daqui + @ do seu char;

para um starter fechado com a hélène digite: 02 + escolha um lugar + uma frase daqui ou daqui + @ do seu char;

[its-a-gold-song]

why haven’t i seen anyone talk about the yo yo ma cameo in glass onion it’s the most well-placed cameo i’ve ever seen

[wouldtheyfuck]

[megahorous]

PaRappa the Rapper narrowly averts a crisis

[sexypinkon]

Sexypink NEWS - Helen Humphrey was an amazing performer of Minshall costumes (back in the day) she has passed away, but shall never be forgotten.

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From Minshall’s Facebook page

We pay tribute to Helen Humphrey who was Venus Rising in Minshall's 1978 Zodiac. The design by Minshall was based on Botticelli's Birth of Venus. Helen's mas was photographed by Roy Boyke at Macqueripe; and these photos are from the Trinidad Carnival magazine published by Key Caribbean. We extend deepest sympathy to John Humphrey and the rest of Helen's family.

[hitchell-mope]

INCREDIBLE movie. Would definitely watch it again

[papermoonloveslucy]

LUCY & THE CRIMINALS

Lucy’s Encounters with the Criminal Underworld ~ Part 3

Lucycoms introduced crime stories to keep plotlines exciting and contemporary. Here’s a look at the thieves, burglars, robbers, murderers, prowlers, second-story men, mobsters, forgers, counterfeitters, and con artists in the Lucyverse!

“Lucy’s Impossible Mission” (1968) ~ In this parody of “Mission: Impossible” (a Desilu / Paramount production), Lucy Carter fights international espionage in the persons of Mulhill Omar (Tim Herbert) and  Ambassador Korlik of the Slobtoni Embassy (Joseph Ruskin). 

“Guess Who Owes Lucy $23.50?” (1968) ~ It’s Van Johnson!  Or is it?  Lucy loans the film star money to fix his car – but the man turns out to be a con-man posing as Johnson. 

“Lucy and the Ex-Con” (1969) ~ The Unique Employment Agency sends Rocky (Wally Cox), a reformed safe cracker, on an assignment as a janitor. When the place is robbed, Rocky is the number one suspect. Disguised as old ladies, Lucy and Rocky go undercover to catch the real crook...     

...Doc Morgan (Bruce Gordon). Morgan is nicknamed Doc because he uses a stethoscope when safe cracking. Bruce Gordon had played mobster Frank Nitti on Desilu’s “The Untouchables” (1959-63). 

“Lucy and the Great Airport Chase” (1969) ~ Filmed on location at Los Angeles International Airport, Lucy and Harry elude dangerous spies Enemy Agent Yang (Larry Duran) and Enemy Agent Kurt (Sid Haig). 

“A Date for Lucy” (1969) ~ Caesar Romero plays jewel thief Tony Rivera, Lucy’s date for a soiree at which he plans to steal the gems of a wealthy dowager. After Rivera is knocked out cold, Lady Warren (Barbara Morrison) discovers she’s been robbed. When Lucy tells her who it was, she can’t believe it. 

“He’s so charming! He’s so handsome!  He looks just like Cesar Romero!”

“Lucy Gets Her Man” (1969) ~ Harry’s old Army buddy is working in Counter-Intelligence and needs a stenographer to help get the goods on suspected spy Arthur Vermillion (Victor Buono). Naturally, Lucy gets the assignment. Isabel (Mary Wickes) calls Harry Jack the Ripper, comparing him to the famous London serial killer.

Lucille Ball and Victor Buono were both featured in “Like Hep!”, a Dinah Shore special that aired a few months after this episode. In it, Ball did a variety of sketches, including one set in a speakeasy with Buono as a mob boss. On television, Buono is probably best remembered for playing King Tut, one of the arch villains on “Batman” (1966-68). 

“Lucy’s Burglar Alarm” (1969) ~ When Lucy and the kids are robbed and Harry refuses to fund a $500 burglar alarm, Craig comes up with an elaborate home alarm system. Guy Marks plays the well-dressed crook. 

“Lucy and Viv Visit Tijuana” (1970) ~ On a sightseeing trip to Mexico, Harry is convinced by shopkeeper / smuggler Pedro (Don Diamond) to transport a stuffed animal over the border, claiming it is for his 3 year-old niece living in Los Angeles. Stopped at the border, they discover it actually contains contraband. 

“Lucy and Wally Cox” (1970) ~ Lucy and Wally are assigned to be security guards at a warehouse, where they encounter armed robbers Lefty Logan (X Brands) and Baby Face Johnson (Gil Perkins). 

“Lucy and Ma Parker” (1970) ~ When a woman and two children mysteriously move in next door, Lucy discovers that they're a band of criminals led by Ma Parker (Carole Cook). Her cohorts are little people dressed as archetypal children: Herman Golub (Billy Curtis) is dressed as Buster Brown, and Milton / Mildred (Jerry Maren) is dressed as Shirley Temple. 

Lucy is recruited to impersonate Ma Parker and help nab dangerous Chicago mobsters Muggsy (Boyd ‘Red’ Morgan) and Joe Grapefruit (Marc Lawrence).     

The title character is a parody of Kate 'Ma' Barker (inset), the mother of several criminals who ran the Barker gang in the 1930s. She traveled with her sons during their criminal careers.  

“Lucy and Harry’s Italian Bombshell” (1971) ~ When Lucy and Kim sleep at the office, they encounter a burglar (Herbie Faye). Instead of robbing them, the he actually gives Kim and Lucy five dollars!  

“Lucy and Mannix are Held Hostage” (1971) ~ Mannix (Mike Connors) and Lucy are taken hostage by Vernon (John Doucette) and Ruby (Marc Lawrence). 

“Lucy and the Candid Camera” (1971) ~ Allen Funt, host of TV’s “Candid Camera”, plays himself and his con-man doppelganger. 

As the con-man, he convinces the Carters to rob a fur salon, then a bank - all under the impression they are pranks for the TV show. 

“Lucy and the Little Old Lady” (1971) ~ When Mrs. Brady, a kindly widow from out of town (Helen Hayes), comes to the Unique Employment Agency looking for a part-time job, Kim becomes suspicious that she may be running a con game so they plan to hold a fake séance to expose her. The character Hayes plays here capitalizes on her Oscar-winning role of Ada Quonsett in Airport (1970), a sweet little old lady who cons the airlines and stows away to get free air travel. On “Here’s Lucy” the plot relies on the premise that Mrs. Brady could be a con artist.  

“Lucy and the Reckless Wheelchair Driver” (1972) ~ Hickey, a show business agent (Jesse White), tries to sue Lucy for hitting his client with her wheelchair. Lucy and Harry think the young man is faking and that the agent is a con artist.  

“Dirty Gertie” (1972) ~ In this story based on A Pocketful of Miracles, Lucy is mistaken for an apple peddler who just happens to be the good luck charm of Rocky (Bruce Gordon), a mob boss. The police recruit Lucy to help capture the mobster in his own nightclub. Johnny Silver plays Benny, one of Rocky’s mob. 

Other mobsters include ‘Moose’ Murdock (John Harmon) and ‘Numbers’ Smith (Ed Hall). 

“My Fair Buzzi” (1972) ~ Kim’s shy and awkward friend Annie Whipple (Ruth Buzzi) comes out of her shell in order to audition for a 1920s revue in which Harry plays a mobster named ‘Big Jake’. 

“Lucy Goes To Prison” (1973) ~ Lucy goes undercover as a convict to get information out of bank robber Mumsie Westcott (Elsa Lanchester).

“Lucy Plays Cops and Robbers” (1973) ~ Lucy forms a neighborhood watch group and starts seeing criminals where there are none. After several false alarms to the local police, a real burglar (Gino Conforti) actually shows up!  

“Lucy the Sheriff” (1974) ~ Lucy finds out that her grandmother was the first woman sheriff of a Montana town that is celebrating its centennial. She is asked to play her grandmother at the celebrations, which include the recreation of a bank robbery. Lucy is enjoying playing lawmaker until Jake (Cliff Osmond) and Rusty (John Craig), a couple of genuine robbers, interrupt the celebration and take her hostage!  

[nocylipcowa]

ozymandias: you have 3 minutes of life left, any wishes?

helen: play the hell out of prawy do lewego and dance with me

[artfulfashion]

Du Juan wearing Acne Studio for Vogue China May 2023, photographed by Helen (Hailun) Ma

[deinendezee]

Ik moet je laten gaan, onze connectie is niet gezond en doet me alleen maar meer pijn. Om jou blijven geven is als mijn eigen graf graven. Ik ga nog een tijd om je blijven geven, maar de tijd zal het wel doen slijten. Je bent een mooi persoon en ik ben er zeker van dat je goed bent (van inborst), maar je bent jammer genoeg niet goed voor mij. Ik moet luisteren naar de mensen rondom mij en naar mijn eigen verstand. mezelf beschermen. Misschien zijn we zelfs te gelijkaardig en beïnvloeden we elkaar negatief door elkaars gedachten te versterken. Ik hoop dat je inziet wat je waard bent. En ik moet voor mezelf hopen dat ik dat ook inzie. Kan enkel als ik je loslaat. Ik verdien meer dan me totaal geen prioriteit voelen. Ik verdien meer dan smeken om jouw aandacht. Ik verdien meer dan altijd het eerste bericht te moeten sturen. Ik moet gaan voor mensen die ook voor mij kiezen. En zolang ik die ongezonde hechting niet doorknip ga ik blijven lijden en afzien en ga ik eronderdoor gaan. Het is alsof ik me ergens ben gaan vereenzelvigen met jou en telkens als je jezelf pijn doet voel ik dat ook. Ik moet leren genoeg afstand te houden van anderen zodat ik mezelf niet compleet verlies. Ik verlies mijn eigen interesses en passies uit het oog. Hoe stop ik met mensen te idealiseren en dingen in mijn hoofd op te bouwen die niet echt zijn? Ik schaam me dat ik me zo laat meeslepen. Waarom kan ik zelf nooit met mensen breken, ik wil blijven kansen geven. Ik wil enkel denken aan de mooie dingen die je me gebracht hebt, ik wil enkel in die momenten blijven bestaan. Maar alles wat erna kwam is ook echt. En dat mag ik niet vergeten. ik voelde me niet gerespecteerd en ik weet dat dat niet de bedoeling was maar dat gevoel was er toch. en het was echt. En ik had het volste recht om me zo te voelen. En ik begrijp dat je niet de ruimte hebt om altijd rekening te houden met mij, maar ik moet nu leren mijn eigen pijn niet te ontkennen of minimaliseren. Het doet fucking veel pijn. Het gaat nog pijn doen. Ik moet mezelf er even aan herinneren dat ik nog besta en dat het leven niet stopt na verlies. Ik heb mijn emoties nooit goed kunnen reguleren, maar ik wil het wel leren. Ik wil mezelf graag leren zien. en niet boos op mezelf zijn als ik fouten maak. ik wil gewoon terug leven. Ik moet verder kunnen gaan, want nu zit ik vast in een cyclus.

[jevilowo]

FUN FACT

Ms Pauling can be seen in the background of MEET THE MEDIC at 0:56 and 1:22 (thank u tf2 wiki). Spooky.

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have A Christmas Story 1983

[halion-halion-aito]

another day another spero che il parlamento italiano esploda loro e la stracazzo di autonomia differenziata di merda basta domani la metto io la bomba