#Hello Fresh

[betterbemeta]

I have said it before and i don't care how many youtubers advertise hello fresh or hungryroot to make a living

meal subscription services are not worth it.

Not a single one of them is actually cheaper in the long term than planning and buying your own groceries.

many of them have initial discounts to sell you the service and then hope you are just too busy or too tired to unsubscribe. almost ALL people who sign up for a meal plan will unsubscribe within the first year because they were only there to access those early discounts BECAUSE THEY NEEDED CHEAPER FOOD IMMEDIATELY.

Your normal grocery store probably does have a few dark patterns but not nearly as many as even the 'nicest' meal subscription service.

There are articles out there like "I did the math and the groceries and meal services are the same price mostly!" but if you pay attention, there are massive holes in their thinking:

the meals or plans that track closest to grocery store prices are ones that adhere to special diets. Eating vegan, keto, etc. can be more pricey to shop for. This is a known part of the strategy for meal kits and delivery services-- they can't compete with the price of typical groceries, but just like some people will shop at an expensive Health Food store, others will be willing to pay a premium for luxury or diet-specific products. And chances are if you're a regular person keeping a special diet with a limited amount of disposable income you probably have already made compromises for your budget and don't need a for-profit service to pry away that money you're trying to save.

These articles frame, 'you don't have to buy oil, seasonings, vinegar, or staple ingredients' as a cost saving or even food waste saving measure... but that's also true if you just eat regular TV dinners from the grocery store freezer aisle, many of which offer the same or better prices per serving. But really, is this not just a grocery shopping version of 'Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness'? Exploitation of those who can't invest in the cost of things upfront results in poor people spending more money for worse outcomes?

If I can't make a restaurant's exact same fish sandwich for the same price, I can just make a chicken sandwich or a grilled portobello. Or buy a box of frozen dumplings. Saving money on Grilled Trout Over Wild Rice shipped to my door makes no sense when I simply wouldn't choose to cook something like that without a special reason.

if these meal kits and delivery plan services really WERE cheaper than groceries, grocery stores would be losing money to them and they're mostly losing money to people buying less food in general.

[punkbakerchristine]

hellofresh spice blends

All American Spice Blend

1 tbsp ground cumin

1 tbsp cayenne

1 tbsp onion powder

1 tbsp smoked paprika

2 tsp garlic powder

1 tsp ground coriander

1 tsp salt

1 tsp dried parsley

1/2 tsp black pepper

1/2 tsp dried mustard

1/2 tsp red pepper flakes

1/4 tsp ground allspice

1/8 tsp ground cloves

Berbere Spice Blend

3 part paprika

1 part cayenne

.5 part ground coriander

.25 part ground ginger

.125 part ground cardamom

.125 part ground fenugreek

Bold and Savory Steak Spice Blend

1 part red chili flakes

1 part crushed coriander seed

2 parts crushed dill seed

3 parts crushed mustard seed

4 parts dried minced garlic

4 parts crushed black pepper

Blackening Spice Blend

3 tsp smoked paprika

1.5 tsp garlic powder

.5 tsp white pepper

.5 tsp black pepper

.25 tsp thyme

.25 tsp oregano

.125 tsp low heat cayenne (didn’t even know there was such a thing?)

Burger Spice Blend

1 Tbsp paprika

1 1/4 tsp salt

1 tsp ground black pepper

1/2 tsp garlic powder

1/2 tsp brown sugar

1/2 tsp onion powder

1/4 tsp cayenne

Cajun Spice Blend

2 part paprika

2 part onion powder

1 part garlic powder

1 part dried oregano

1 part dried thyme

.5 part dried basil

.5 part cayenne

Enchilada Spice Blend

1 tbsp. chili powder

1 tbsp. paprika

2 tsp. cumin

2 tsp. light brown sugar

2 tsp. kosher salt

1.5 tsp. onion powder

1.5 tsp. garlic powder

1.5 tsp. Mexican oregano

1 tsp. chipotle chili powder

1 tsp. ground coriander

1 tsp. black pepper

1/4 to .5 tsp. cayenne pepper

Fall Spice Blend

3 parts dried thyme

3 parts ground sage

2 parts garlic powder

1 part onion powder

Fry Seasoning

1 part garlic powder

1 part onion powder

1 part paprika

Herbes de Provence Blend

1 part thyme

1 part rosemary

1 part basil

1 part tarragon

1 part lavender flowers

Italian Seasoning Blend

1 part garlic powder

1 part oregano

1 part basil

1 part black pepper

1 part parsley

Meatloaf Seasoning

2 parts onion powder

2 parts garlic powder

Mediterranean Spice Blend

2 parts dried oregano

1 part dried mint

1 part sumac

1 part ground coriander

Mexican Spice Blend

2 parts chili powder

1 part oregano

1 part smoked paprika

1 part cumin

Moo Shu Spice Blend

1 part ground ginger

1 part garlic powder

Shawarma Spice Blend

2 part turmeric

2 part cumin

1 part dried coriander

1 part garlic powder

1 part paprika

.5 part ground allspice

.5 part black pepper

Southwest Spice Blend

4 part garlic powder

2 part cumin

2 part chili powder

Smoky BBQ Seasoning

8 parts smoked paprika

6 parts granulated sugar

2 parts garlic powder

1 part dry mustard

1 part ground cumin

1 part ground ginger

.5 part black pepper

Smoky Cinnamon Paprika Spice Blend

1 part ground cloves

8 parts onion powder

8 parts ground cinnamon

6 parts smoked paprika

16 parts mustard powder

24 parts sweet paprika

24 parts sugar

Steak Spice Blend

1 part red chili flakes

1 part crushed coriander seed

2 parts crushed dill seed

3 parts crushed mustard seed

4 parts dried minced garlic

4 parts crushed black pepper

3 parts kosher salt

Sweet Smoky BBQ Spice Blend

8 parts smoked paprika

6 parts sugar

2 parts garlic powder

.5 part black pepper

1 part dry mustard

1 part cumin

1 part ground ginger

Thai Seven Spice Blend

2.5 tsp white sesame seeds

1 tsp chili flakes

1 tsp ground coriander

1 tsp onion powder

.5 tsp garlic powder

.5 tsp shrimp extract powder

.25 tsp cinnamon

.125 tsp low heat cayenne

Tunisian Spice Blend

4 parts ground caraway seed

4 parts ground coriander

4 parts smoked paprika

4 parts turmeric

4 parts chili powder

4 parts garlic powder

1 part cayenne pepper

1 part cinnamon

1 part ground black pepper

Turkish Spice Blend

2 part cumin

2 part garlic powder

1 part ground coriander

.25 part ground allspice

.25 part chili flakes

Tuscan Heat Spice Blend

4 parts dried basil

2 parts dried rosemary

2 parts dried oregano

2 parts garlic powder

1 part cayenne pepper

1 part ground fennel

Fajita Spice Blend

4 parts paprika

1 part onion powder

1 part garlic powder

1 part chili powder

1 part cumin

1 parts oregano

[failed-version-of-both]

Deutsche Hello Fresh

[geekysteven]

[smackdownhotel]

Tonight’s special

Chicken shawarma with tomato salad

[confusedgoldenflower]

No one’s saying it, so I fucking am.

I’ve never heard any mention about how blueapron and hellofresh and careof etc is accessible as in very useful for the disabled community. None. It’s always just “oh, it’s so useful if you’re busy blah blah blah.” And sure, I don’t know the first thing about how being sponsored works and what you’re allowed to say, but I can gather that they’ve been given guidelines by the company with some leeway to say it in their own style. Maybe I’ve heard one or two mention their adhd and sure, yeah, that counts—sorta. What I’m saying is no one’s mentioned anything like:

“With it all coming to my door, that means I don’t have to go through the stress of getting out in my wheelchair, through public transportation and the store and back with my groceries, especially since I don’t have anyone to help me. It just really helps with my stress levels and keeps me nourished without all those interactions with ablists.”

“If the meal’s already put together in my fridge, that means it’s like a frozen dinner without all the bad stuff, and that I don’t have to expend all that mental energy trying to figure out what I can cook or even handle eating. It’s all right there, like I’ve just gotten home from a fancy store without the physical exhaustion.”

“The vitamins all together in a packet mean I don’t have to spend the energy to open and close all those pill bottles or hurt my hands in doing so.”

Ablists, DNI

[naomiknight-17]

Jon made this incredible poke-inspired salmon bowl for dinner last night and it was so fucking good I wish I could eat it again right now

[greggorylee]

Oof, could you please link that Hello Fresh video? I recently cancelled my subscription on it and am only now learning about how shitty they are

[punkbakerchristine]

breakfast 🧇

[jitterbugjive]

The rest of the Hello Fresh recipes I cooked. No longer have a hello fresh subscription, sadly. Can't afford it, not even with discounts.

[learningftw]

Me (keeps kosher) listening to Hello Fresh ads on every podcast and youtube video

[smackdownhotel]

Tonight’s Special

Adobo coconut chicken with skillet rice

Presented by hello fresh

[midnight-coll]

I wish there was a service similar to hello fresh but doesn't actually deliver to you or buys your food and just plans all your meals for you, tells you what to buy and how to cook it. Like i can go to the store i can buy my own groceries but actually doing something with them just feels impossible sometimes. Like you can send me recipes all day but if its not actually planned out i freeze ig

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

When someone says:

“It’s so simple a monkey can do it”

And the malicious compliance kicks in