#His grandma died

[oonajaeadira]

Nothing like your SO's extended, vax-resistant family being just fine with the brother with a heinous cold walking around, talking in people's faces, helping with the food prep, coughing on the buffet....

I'm lookimg at my calendar for next week. Thank goodness I have nothing I can't be sick for, because i'm making room for it now.....

[keitorinrose]

My day be so fine and then boom i think about branch's past

[constarlations]

Perrin in Valley Windworks 💎📸🌻

Painted Adaman and Irida’s great great great great (goes on) granddaughter a while back home in sinnoh hehehehe I hope you enjoy (I still haven’t met her cause I don’t have the Kitakami Pokédex finished ughhhhhh)

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[clairedaring]

I'm starting an account at the bank for you. Look, M. We're going to put money in. To celebrate your good grades. I'm going to keep putting in deposits throughout the year. Can you keep putting money in until you die? I want to have a million baht. Oh. Are you jinxing me to die?

HOW TO MAKE MILLIONS BEFORE GRANDMA DIES (2024) dir. Pat Boonnitipat

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt: after phantom hourglass wind noticed a shade who follows him everywhere and then found out that the shade was there since his birth

Because apparently it was hanging out around his family for decades

It also tells him about his ancestor

The hero of the four swords

And also the hero of the minish

And how the world looked like before the flood

How it befriended the hero

And how the shade sacrificed itself for his friend

Wind absolutely loves to hear about the hero and how he has the other's shield

And the world before the flood

The shade also has a lot of stories about his grandma as a child

And many other ancestors he never got to meet

The shade unfortunately never told him it’s name so wind calls it his grandpa (because obviously a shade this dedicated to stay is a close friend of the family and can be considered a family friend)

The shade just starts sobbing

But he lets him call him that

They spend his 13 birthday together and the entire family knows him already (because wind can't shut up to save his life)

Then linked universe happens and wind and four have the most awkward relationship to ever exist

Because wind kind of knows the other's entire life story and absolutely nothing is a secret (his grandpa couldn’t shut up about Vio or the split or how awesome he was breaking the mirror)

And four is awkwardly keeping secrets

But wind after talking to his grandpa decides to tell him anyway

It kind of works out

When they end up in Wild's Hyrule and shadow gets back to live

Wind is more than happy to actually interact with him

And after ending up in his Hyrule the whole family just went and hugged him because now they can see it

He stays behind because he did promise himself to watch out over the family so wind leaves without shadow

Four doesn’t find out till they switch again and end up at grandma's house

Then he starts staring in sheer shock and then stares some more and a bit more

Those were the most awkward minutes in his entire life

Then shadow has the audacity to ask him if his grand son wants tea

And the entire chain snaps out the trance and tries attacking him

The face the entire chain made when wind called him his great grandpa and hugged him

And the face four made when he realized the implications of THAT

Were worth pure gold (rupees)

The aftermath was something else entirely

The chain :*seeing a dark and preparing for combat*

Wind by accident : “I am about to ruin this chains whole career”

Shadow on absolute purpose: “Embrace the power of gaslighting”

Four : *dies of awkward*

[penguinzzz]

HUMAN BROPPY?!?!?

I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW CURLY HAIR IM SO SORRY.

Here's without that weird lighting

Also you can't tell me you don't picture branch having a long ass messy hair. This man has been isolated for 20 years. Ofcourse he'd have a long messy hair.

Also damn I think I've drawn poppy's head a little massive..

[fluffy-ami]

“Don't move, or else I'm adding more~”

BRO I'M FEELING SO EVIL AND CRINGE TODAY oh god i'm sorry he's just so silly goofy-

i wanna give him 'em soft tickles 👁️

(also my on-paper sketches always look so much shittier on the photos like nahhh 😭)

[sunsetsandsunshine]

Actually don’t fucking talk to me... @ziipzeepzop-eez

[aroaceleovaldez]

doodle page from a couple months ago of Nico having way too many immortal friends

also yes i did just use Nyx’s Hades design. it’s a good design.

[nashvillethotchicken]

I have started reading the vampire lestat and unfortunately he is my lil meow meow dumb bitch

[moveslikekeithrichards]

its so hard to talk about how traumatic it is to watch somebody be claimed by dementia without going "well i cant complain because at least i wasnt the one losing my mind (for now)" but that shit fucks you up so much. that ghost is going to haunt me for the rest of my life and all i can do is hope it Stays a ghost

[your---dancestyle]

This is gonna sound terrible, but they're gonna kill Oisin's grandma, right? Like that's happening next episode, presumably, no?

[akkivee]

kuukou has human sacrifice themes and i kinda wanted to draw something with that lol and googled if there were any instances of jp human sacrifice and interestingly enough!!!!! there are tales of drowning people in order to create structural foundations out of human bodies and crazy that kuukou has a fear of the ocean—

[deer-with-a-stick]

The more time I spend explaining Tolkien lore to my brother the more I realize that Tolkien was just batshit insane

[disastrousduckss]

Dad!Ablaze scene I wanted to write out before I forget

Ablaze wakes up to Branch crying, he quickly jumps up from the chair, turning on the light and rushing to Branch. He gently shakes the small trolling.

"Branch, sweetie. Wake up Branch." Branch does wake up, but his eyes are in a panic, looking everywhere, his breathing irregular. Ablaze carefully lifts him up so he was in his lap. Branch gripped Ablazes arm, digging his nails into his skin. Ablaze starts to gently rock him. It took awhile but he soon felt Branch's grip loosen as he heard Branch's breathing slow.

"Branch, did you have a nightmare?" He felt his small head nod, not wanting to show his face. Ablaze rubs his back, his rocking slowed down. "Did you want some water?" Branch shakes his head. "Sweetie, is there anything I could do?" Branch looks up him, his eyes red and puffy.

"Could you sing?" Ablaze was taken aback. Branch didn't really like to or hear singing. He wasn't sure if that was such a good idea, he didn't want to trigger anything in his kid. "Are you sure?" Branch nods, cuddling into Ablazes chest. He smiles, his fingers going through Branch's hair. "Alright, I have one." He hums for a bit, letting Branch calm a little more before he started.

"Now hush, little baby, don't you cry

Everything's gonna be alright"

He leaned back against the headboard, Branch's head rested on his chest.

"Stiffen that upper lip up, little B, I told ya

Daddy's here to hold ya through the night"

He tighten his grip, making sure Branch knew he meant it.

"I know Mama's not here right now and we don't know why"

He knew, they both knew. Branch's grandma was eaten by a Bergen.

"We fell how we feel inside

It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby

But I promise mama's gonna be alright

And if you ask me to, Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird

Imma give you the world

Imma buy a diamond ring for you, Imma sing for you

I'll do anything for you to see you smile"

He got up, lifting Branch's head in his hands, wiping away the stray tears with his thumbs, he smiled.

"And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine

Imma break that birdie's neck

I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya

And make him eat every carat, don't fuck with dad"

Branch giggled at the last part, it was the only time he would swear infront of him. He held Branch tighter.

"I'm sorry for having another nightmare." Ablaze rubbed circles on his back, "That's not your fault, it happens, you've been through so much." He felt Branch wiggle out of his grip. He let go so Branch could look at him. "Please.... don't leave." Ablaze sighs, his heart breaking as he cupped his cheeks. "Never, I said I was gonna take care of you, and I promised to never leave you. You're stuck with me now kid." He tickled Branch at the last part, earning a small giggle in return. He felt Branch cuddle back up to his chest and yawn. Ablaze got comfortable in his bed, stacking the two pillows so he was levitated a bit.

"Night Branch."

"Night....da..." His heart almost broke, after two months of raising Branch after he found him that day, one month and a half ever since they escaped, Branch called him "dad". He wrapped his arms around.....his son. He smiled as he pressed a small kiss to his forehead, he felt his eyes grow heavier, soon he let the sleep consume him.

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Yea I changed the lyrics a bit :P

Hope you guys liked it!^^

[honorthysalad]

Len couldn't write a single word for the grandma 💀 She's only there so you don't think that the grandpa somehow cloned himself asexually to produce the dad. Yoshiki's mom on the other hand must have spawned into existence because she doesn't even have parents.