#Holga Kilgore

[incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes]

Edgin: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means!

Kira: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?

Edgin: What? No! What has Holga been telling you?

Holga, walking in, pouring Skittles into their mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.

[startreklesbian]

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley

[offonaherosjourney]

A man and a woman platonically raising a child together and not falling in love has to be the biggest plotwist in the Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves movie AND my favorite part

[alivedean]

dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves + text posts bonus:

[jay-wasstuff]

Out of all the decisions made for the film, I would have to say the best one had to be when they introduced Xenk by having him serve absolute CUNT™ and then casually leaving

LOOK AT THEIR REACTIONS PLEASE!!

Excellent observation by others: the fact he took off his jacket like he was about to dive into the water or wrestle the fish but no, he just wanted to be dramatic asf for no reason and then ofc you can hear the players ask the DM if they can smash romance Xenk but they can't. Also the SHIRT?? SLAY!

[rose-nobles]

dungeons & dragons honor among thieves (2023)

nobody hurts my bug

[5ftboy]

[words-writ-in-starlight]

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

[babybirbb]

edgin says he wanted to bring back kira’s mother only to realize he was only trying to get his wife back. but in the end, he let go of his wife so he could bring back kira’s real mother ;-;

[small-witch-big-hat]

Have I mentioned lately that I loved D&D: Honor Among Thieves? Because I absolutely adore that movie and really really really REALLY want a sequel, or at least more works from the production team and every actor in it

God just. Every moment of this movie lives in my head forever rent-free. I need to watch it again.

[mcbride]

Michelle Rodriguez as HOLGA KILGORE & Regé-Jean Page as XENK YENDAR DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES

[starlitcityy]

These are my only posts that do well lmao

[startreklesbian]

Edgin whacking people with his lute

[locuas642]

One of the great things about Holga is that she is a Barbarian.

How she moves, how she fights, how she hits, it all feels Heavy. She feels Tanky, able to hold on multiple enemies at once. Her punches feel like they have weight and we see the soldiers struggle fighting her, using their numbers to compensate that she otuclasses them in Physical Prowess.

She is the embodiment of the DnD Barbarian. which is that If she hits you, You Go Down.

[karaboutmyart]

every friend group has the

[jay-wasstuff]

Jarnathan on why they need the brick wall in the Council room: