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Shinra Propaganda poster for the new comic.
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darknessangel · 1 year
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How Bad Can She Possibly Be?
Sometimes u just have to make something silly tbh. Art by me
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madrigaljail · 6 months
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Encantober # 15 - Midnight
Oh looks it's the inevitable Brujosé
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“Wait,” Bruno said.
They stopped what they were doing, which was making out on a bench in the garden behind the church. Not the best idea and not at all planned, but the kiss goodbye at the end of an evening spent at Casa Martinez had  turned into two, then more once they settled on the bench. The back door of the rectory was steps away, and they should have snuck through it and up the stairs to José’s room but…the air was warm, the moon was bright, they had an awful habit of enabling each other to take risks, and so-
“Everything ok?” José asked. When Bruno asked for a pause it was usually due to being  overwhelmed or uncertain so the question was expected, as was the soft, soothing play of fingertips in his curls. It was nice, the concern was nice, but a flash of moonlight reflected off José’s wristwatch and Bruno shook his head.
“No, yeah, I’m fine, but-” He took hold of José’s hand and pulled it away so he could study the watch’s face. His shoulders slumped. “It’s after midnight.”
José smirked. “Are you going to turn into a pumpkin?”
“Why would…nope, not playing figure-out-the-reference.” He gave José’s hand a squeeze before he let it go, then slid himself down the bench a little to create space between them. “It’s Sunday.”
After a little pause José closed his eyes, nodded, and turned so they were facing the same direction. He folded his hands neatly in his lap, Bruno rubbed a fold of his ruana between his fingers, and it looked for all the world like they’d spent the evening contemplating the sculpture of the Virgen con el Niño which was situated across the path. 
There was a number of things they were putting off talking about, and Bruno knew very, very well that delaying those conversations wouldn’t make them any easier. Soon. They’d sit down, properly, and figure the big things out soon.
Assuming they could keep their hands off each other for five minutes, and that the number of Madrigals who knew about them stayed below critical gossip mass.Don’t think about Mass.
Suddenly, José snorted. 
“Guess I’m the one who turned into a pumpkin.”
The corner of Bruno’s mouth twitched into a smirk.. He didn’t need the context to land the next joke. “That’s too bad. I know you were hoping for a plantain.”
��That’s enough,” José said and shot him a glare, which managed to be intimidating despite the need to bite his lip to keep a straight face. “Go, get thee gone, devil.”
“Alright, alright!” Bruno hopped to his feet, tried to smooth his rumpled clothes, and regarded the priest with a fond smile. “I, ah…this was nice, even if it got cut short.”
“...yes, it was,” José sighed, and appeared to become preoccupied with his hands. “We’ll have to- we’ll make up for it, soon.”
Even without taking a peek into the future, Bruno could feel that tricky conversation coming at them faster now. He nodded. “Yeah, we will. We definitely will. Uh. Goodnight?”
“Goodnight, cariñi- goodnight, Bruno.”
He took the near-slip of the pet name as a sign things would work out, then flipped up his hood and slipped out of the garden as he had on several other nights. He struggled to stay awake in church the next morning, and was pleased to catch José yawning during Flores’ homily.
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misc-obeyme · 1 month
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My family: Hey you wanna come to lunch with us today? We’re gonna make you anyway because when was the last time you left your house?
Me: Well I WOULD but you see I’m neck deep in an obsession about my OC for a mobile otome game and even though I’m not editing his story like I should be right now, I am fleshing out his relationships with the canon characters & my other OCs just for my own knowledge and like yeah I could leave it for a bit but I am just in the MIDDLE of it right now-
My family: 🙂
Me: Yeah okay lemme get my shoes on.
This is how it would go if I even bothered trying to explain the OC stuff to them. But while my parents are aware of the shenanigans, they don’t get it & I already know that excuse won’t work. So fine I guess I’ll leave my house today.
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sigmastolen · 11 days
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submitting my 11:59 assignment at 12:08 bc i'm a ✨dirtbag✨ and couldn't make myself fucking start it until 10:50 despite having 10 unscheduled hours today in which to do my fucking homework
and. it's not like it was hard. obviously i shat it out in 80 min and i don't feel like my work was poor quality; i could have finished the entire thing well before dinner and then gotten some sunshine or caught up on reading or, idk, cleaned my room or made a reed or mended clothes or even just did the exact fucking around i did all day, only after the assignment was turned in
but no, i gotta procrastinate and probably lose points bc now the assignment is needlessly late
my shrink keeps trying to get me to not bully and blame myself when i do shit like this but it's hard when it's so stupid, things don't have to be this way, it does not serve me and yet i can't do anything different
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breckstonevailskier · 3 months
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Christmas is here! A time for loved ones, cosy nights in, snow, Santa and loads of food ...
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agentem · 3 months
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Coriolanus: [shouting, in the woods] Is that poisonous? Are you trying to kill me?
Me: [annoying human dictionary] Venemous. If a snake bites you and it's toxic, it's called a venemous snake. If you ingest it and it's toxic, it's poisonous. You should learn that before you go on your dumb murder spree.
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lilithfairen · 1 year
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neptune-scythe · 1 month
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Me: feels good about my art abilities
Sees someone else's art
Me: I'm the worst artist ever gotta burn everything I've ever created crawling in a dark hole disappearing forever do not percieve me I don't exist
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essektheylyss · 1 year
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If there's anything you should know about me, it's that when the Raven Queen appeared, I looked at my spouse and in my best horror movie voice went, "She's heEeEere—"
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sunkissedblackmoth · 4 months
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buglesbetty · 2 months
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having only just come back to betty but also having mad felicia thoughts
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yungbludz · 6 months
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I had a dream with alcaraz where I made him cry and I went apologizing in the men’s bathroom because he was sobbing and i felt like shit
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thewrittenupdate · 2 months
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what if i’m the worst? what if i care more about chasing the adrenaline high that comes from skirting along the knife line of desire? what if i have more fun with half truths and white lies? what if i had love in between my palms and i crushed it like a baby bird? what if that’s me? what if i’m the bad guy, the one who is going to love you and love you and love you and then one day i realize i’m bored with loving you and i leave? what if i always leave? what if love is an endless maintenance of observations and knowings and i’m tired? what if it doesn’t matter if i’m known and loved in return, because i don’t want to be, i like being a mystery and an enigma and i’m having more fun when i’m only half of me for you?
what if loving me is a mistake i can’t seem to convince anyone out of? what if i know i’ll get sick of you and i’ll run away, what if it’s my inevitability? what if i’m not unloveable but i am unsnareable, what then? what if there’s always something about me you can’t touch? what if i’m worse than the bad guy - what if i’m just a coward?
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gali-in-distress · 3 months
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As of December 30th I finished chapter 14 or HSHM and finally concluded procrastinating on writing.
Now I find myself procrastinating on the editing process.
Happy New Year :D
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sigmastolen · 28 days
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🎶 oops i did it again
🎶 i stayed up idiotically late because i was in the zone doing homework
🎶 what the fuck is wrong with me
🎶 ooh baby baby
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