#I IMPRINTED ON HIM LIKE A BABY DUCK

[asexualtuckerfoley]

me, watching the mentalist for the first time: Kimball Cho is nice; I like him. Wonder why, I mean he hardly ever says anything.

me, watching the season six finale: he’s autistic. I love him cause he’s autistic.

[comebackali]

my biggest beef with ahsoka (the character, not the hideouso show) is that her mere existence asks me to retcon something i have internalized as fundamental gospel truth, that is: the jedi apprentice series, padawans being 12 & younger, the preexisting canon that younglings get shipped off to the agricorps if they don't get chosen as a padawan by age 13 (which is CRAZY, but okay).

and in The Gospel According to Allie it goes JEDI APPRENTICE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE. including all the movies put together. like there is something SO UNIQUE and special about the book series you are obsessed with when you are still in the single digits. moreso than any movie you may watch on repeat (tpm). because unlike a movie, even if you watch it everyday, a book goes with you EVERYWHERE. this bitch your CONSTANT COMPANION. it's what you're reading on the playground and in the lunch line and secretly under the desk when ur supposed to be doing math worksheets and to and from the walk to school. so ahsoka showing up with her 14 year ass self being like, "maybe i am (too young to be a padawan), but master YODA thinks i'm not." gurl WHAT??? i simply cannot. you're asking me to choose between That Which Createth Me and someone who what?? some random girl?? who by virtue of merely existing retcons That Which Is Most Dear. of course i hate her. i hate her and she's done nothing. it's been 15+ years and i've NEVER been able to get over this.

[welcometogrouchland]

I miss them so bad (Dick and Damian)

[clowndensation]

ideal romanstewy dynamic is like "ken and stewy are off going to college parties while roman sulks about getting left behind, up until stewy is like "c'mon, he's cool. you're cool, right?" and convinces ken to bring him with. and roman tries to play it off like that didn't mean anything to him, but he also kind of starts perking up whenever stewy is around like a lovestruck puppy (which he WILL deny if confronted about, because that's literally ken's cringe ass friend who chooses to hang out with him. on purpose. lmao.) and eventually he does grow out of his crush, because he wasn't joking, that literally is ken's cringe ass friend. except sometimes stewy does something nice to him and it makes roman's insides flop over in what's probably annoyance but is also definitely not, and so it's whatever. he can deign to acknowledge stewy's existence if they're in the same room. out of necessity to share custody over ken. or whatever."

[mortemcatabasis]

artfight revenge + bonus watercolor doodle for @krembearry i forgot 2 upload

[grimcatician]

I finally got the little Alphinaud wind up doll🥺😭💖

He, like his real life counterpart, is trying his best!! You go little dude!!

[gorillaxyz]

i was explaining why nixon looked so messed up in the first debate and my mum made stupid crybaby hand motions LIKE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE HER FEEL SORRY FOR HIM I WASNT 😭😭😭😭 i know shes joking and shes really funny but shes SO ANNOYINGGGGH i make a lot of comments abt jfks presidency and how he messed up a bunch of things and she tells me to cut it out JUST BECAUSE HES CATHOLIC. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WNYTHING ABT HIMMOUTSIDE OF HIS CATHOLICISM AND HIS ASSASSINATION💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 STOP IT

[artifichelle]

My boy has left his stoop!

[illogicalvulcans]

doing my part to help get season 3 (forcing my partner to rewatch good omens for the six thousandth time)

[lizardthirty]

Deeply uneasy about the amount of sense Tom dying would make right now, dramaturgically speaking

[palebloodcvrse]

You know you're a little bit fucked when you smile every time you die to bloody crow's visceral

[peppycorm]

fuck xmen '97 is GOOD

[bahrlee]

I can't go on twitter anymore bc an account called "dilfarchive" keeps popping into my feed with pictures of David Tennant. What the fucujkkrkfffkvo

[newengland-alligator]

Rewatching Torchwood and something about it is giving me DA2 vibes....now I kinda want a crossover between the two

[phantom-does-a-thing]

Latching onto obscure side characters that show up maybe like 5 times in the show max is quiet unfortunate really

[wienners]

"dude its not that embarassing to rewatch some creepypasta stuff you liked as a teenager" the character i imprinted on like a baby duck at 16 was a demon from new jersey that acts like the humanization of every offspring song and canonically listens to scissor sisters. His favorite color is purple and his favorite pokemon is gengar. He leaves people notes with emojis on them. He acts like a beetlejuice scare actor at halloween horror nights. His catchphrase is "feeling sassy?" Hes (allegedly) worked with every war criminal throughout history and been every serial killer. even the gay ones. he ate a baby. his animal motif is a rabbit. hes kind of based off donnie darko. he talks to his cats in a baby voice. he wears a white fedora that makes every video he wears it in feel dated by like 7 years. hes 5'3. he hacked a girls tumblr blog. he added a laugh track over a video of him killing people. he named a chainsaw rex. he torments people by playing frank sinatra at them. his name comes from an animal collective song. theres a canon blog entry where he makes the speakers blare rob zombie before he enters a room, then holds a guy at gunpoint to describe what he did to to him while "making sure to leave in all the cool parts". Hes like ten tumblr sexymen traits rolled into one. His actor has gone on record saying heath ledgers joker inspired his acting choices. Sometimes his voice gets distorted and it makes him sound like bill ciphers first year on HRT. Hes basically like my artistic muse. For some fucking reason i associate the song cake by the ocean with him. I firmly believe that if everymanhybrid didn't require a masters degree in creepypasta autism to comprehend, he would've caused more teenage stabbings than the slenderman incident and more kin war tumblr scenarios than nagito komaeda.