#I KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT IM SO FUCKIGN CONFUSED

[sunriseovergotham]

i loveee blocking people for having bad takes. get sent to the void idiot

[29121996]

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[kroosluvr]

hear me out. sumi mentions how bad her cramps have been to akechi. he nods and moves on. 6hrs later groceries show up at her door. every possible snack. her fave tea. new heatpack. painkillers galore. she texts ren assuming it's him. hes just as confused. she texts akechi. akechis like "oh sorry. I kept thinking about what you said. i didnt know your specific preferences." sumi's like "SO YOU BOUGHT THE WHOLE STORE?" akechis like "well don't word it like that."

DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF B EHONEST> BE SO HONEST WITH ME DO U WANT TO RUIN MY LIFE. LIKE BE HONEST I CAN GO RUN INTO TTRAFFIC RIGHT NOW I WILL GO SWIMMIGN WITH THE FISHES BRO LIKE I AM ACTUALLY OGING TO END IT ALL IM SO SERIOUS. LIKE IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE OVER FOR ME LIKE YOU MIGHT JUST NOT HEAR FROM ME AGAIN LIKE I THINK ITS OVER. LIKE ITS SOOOO OVER LIKE DO YOUWANT ME TO DIE RN LIKE IS IT THAT SERIOUS IS IT IS IT

ok im over it. Uh.um. ujm. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGWEGHWJ2222234234124-0128532902839852083209

"SHE TEXTS REN ASSUMIJGN ITS HIM" SSDJKGHVVHHGGHGHGHHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"I KEPT THINKING ABT WHAT U SAID" THE FUCKIGN EXPRESSION ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW.

"well dont word it like that" STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP i know his ears r blushing rn despite the scowl on his face

i KNOW ren would not ever ever ever let him live it down. "hey akechi remember when u shot me point blank where were MY painkillers and chocolates huh" "Kill yourse

[cyberdragoninfinity]

wild dana spotted howling and barking about yugioh arc-v out in the parking lot

oh BOY oh boy it's bout that time again. i can't believe it's been OVER A YEAR (?!?!?) since i last did one of these 'i just finished a yugioh here's my little rambly retrospective about it' posts but we are BACK!!! Finished my first ever watch-through of Arc-V last Tuesday after some 8 months of it putting me through the spin cycle and now as it's wedging itself permanently into my psyche i need to talk about its Everything or i will explode. so LET'S SWING INTO ACTION!!! I'M TAKING CONTROL OF THIS DUEL STARTING NOW!!!

[SPOILERS ahead for this decade old anime, of course]

WOW. YUGIOH ARC-V, HUH. before i started it watching it, I knew two things: A.) every single bit of knowledge I'd learned about it from Duel Links events or otherwise had me so, so, unbeliebable fucking hyped. I was absolutely certain this Yugioh was going to be so full of Danabait and completely fry my brain like an egg on the griddle. I had to physically restrain myself for TWO YEARS to keep from jumping the gun and watching Arc-V before I'd finished all the series before it (a decision I'm ultimately thankful for--Arc-V hits kind of fuckign crazy as a chaser to four other yugiohs.). And also, B.) when people Talk About Arc-V they always talk about it in a Very Particular Way. like. it's hard to describe. I feel like you know it when you see it. There is the full range of human emotion in the way people talk about Arc-V. People talk about Arc-V like its a confusing, malicious specter haunting their living room. And this admittedly got me even more hyped to watch it.

And then I watched it and here I am and I KNOW NOW. I KNOW NOW WHY PEOPLE. TALK ABOUT IT LIKE THAT. FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. SLASH POS. SLASH NEG. SLASH SECRET THIRD THING.

Arc-V is a fucking MESS. It starts out SO strong and then it starts setting plot threads on fire and writing conceptual checks it absolutely cannot cash. It falls down the narrative stairs like it has a goddamn death wish. It introduces 342052805 characters and then forgets to do anything with 99% of them. It does things to its girl characters that makes the back half of 5Ds's girl writing failure look like the height of feminist theory. If the stories I've heard about its deeply troubled production are any indication it is some kind of MIRACLE this show got made and aired at ALL. IT'S LIKE WATCHING A CAR WEAVING THROUGH TRAFFIC AT 90 MPH ONLY TO PLOW DIRECTLY INTO THE SIDE OF A PARTY CITY.

and goddamn if I didn't have a FUCKING BLAST watching it. GODDAMN IF I DIDNT HAVE SO, SO MUCH FUN. goddamn if Arc-V might very well end up being my FAVORITE yugioh out of ALL of them when all is said and done. WHOOOOOPSSS!!! 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

like. imo Zexal is absolutely from a quality/art direction/narrative/everything standpoint leaps and bounds better than Arc-V. Definitely one of my favorite cartoons I've ever seen period, and most people should give it a shot. Such a beautiful work of art. But Arc-V....... girl they put something In this one. My pre-show hype was absolutely warranted. This show is just one blast of Shit That Makes Dana Crazy after another. Every character absolutely delights me and is my best friend. I'm going to be losing my mind over Yugioh Arc-V for the rest of the year and maybe forever.

As usual I primarily watched the dub, with some sub episodes sprinkled in if I got tipped off about a big change, or just if I wanted to see what was going on back there. (glad I did, of course, for a number of reason--least of all that Arc-V's OPs and EDs are SO fun and so charming!!) (THOUGH SIDE NOTE: THE DUB OPENING SHREDS SO HARD IM SORRY. IT'S UP THERE WITH THE GX DUB OPENING FOR ME. CAN YOU FEEL THE FUCKING POWER!!!!!) Anyway, gotta say, really was blown away by this dub!! It's tied with Zexal for what's imo the 'best' yugioh dub--the majority of the voice performances were just fantastic (truly all the love in my heart for Michael Liscio Jr.'s performances as the yuboys, they all have such unique and charming voices and im OBSESSED WITH THEM.) and having watched some sub eps side by side with the dub it's really cool seeing a dub that genuinely tried to faithfully translate Most of the Original. idk it's just a really solid localization to me!! I loved it a lot!! ALSO IT'S EXTREMELY FUNNY. I SAY THIS ABOUT EVERY DUB BUT IT'S TRUE. there are line reads in the arc-v dub that have me SOBLAUGHING.

anyway. I like to do these little subsection breakdowns in these little retrospective roundups, so let's get into the weeds with it:

Stuff I Didn't Like: loooooooooong inhale through my nose. looks at you with mildly pained eyes. alright. let's get this one over with.

though I did really try to go in as blind as I could/avoid most spoilers with this one, I did inevitably get spoiled by some things from Duel Links, but in the case of. uh. Riley Getting Turned Back Into a Baby At the End. 👶🏼 I AM glad I had that spoiled for me, so I knew it was coming. Because if I didn't know that was going to happen and that clocked me over the head I would have been on the NEWS. I WOULD HAVE BEEN, SO MAD. HEY, YUGIOH: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👶🏼👶🏼👶🏼👶🏼👶🏼 WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO RILEY!!!!

"character gets permanently turned back into a baby for Critical Plot Reasons" has gotta be one of my LEAST favorite tropes in anything, it's NEVER GOOD. AND IT'S ESPECIALLY BAD HERE!!! Riley is such a good character, he's got such an interesting arc going on, and THEY JUST RIP THAT TO PIECES. SO RILEY'S JUST FUCKING GONE NOW I GUESS. COOL. ALRIGHT. SURELY THERE COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER WAYS TO DEFEAT ZARC. SURELY. just. good GOD. it was a small miracle to me when this happened like 8 episodes before the end, it was like ripping the bandaid off early, it was like "oh thank christ i got past that. ok well whatever happens it cannot possibly be as bad as the shit they did to riley"

^ (and imo it wasnt. thank GOD. actually let's talk about that)

LIKE. MAKE NO MISTAKE ARC-V'S ENDING IS CONFUSING AND CLUMSY AND SO STUPID AND NOT GOOD. WHY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH DOES THIS SERIES NEED EIGHT EPISODES AFTER ITS BIG BAD DUEL.WE COULD HAVE WRAPPED THIS UP IN 2-3!!!! it feels like watching Chopped and the contestant has 20 seconds on the clock left and theyre like "i gotta make my whipped cream" like WEEEE DONT NOT HAVE TIMEEE FOR THAT!!!!! WHAT ARE WE DOINGGGG. why are we dueling jack AGAIN. FOR TWO EPISODES. EVERYONE IS YELLING AT YUYA LIKE ALL OF THIS IS HIS RESPONSIBILITY AND FUCKING IS IT??!?!??! HE'S 14. AND THEN THOSE EPISODES HAVE THE GALL TO THROW SO MANY COOL IDEAS ON THE TABLE (Gong fully exploring dueltaining, the Dimensional Highway, etc) AND IT'S LIKE. COOL!! WISH WE COULDVE HAD THIS ANY OTHER TIME THAN THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!! WHAT ARE WE DOINGGGG

BUT all that being said, the way people talk about that fucking last episode I was expecting some genuinely godawful 'zuzu is yuyas mom again like in the manga' tier absolute nightmare scenario. i literally made a secret prediction chart of what insane plot twist i assumed the last episode was going to drop on me.

AND THEN THE LAST EPISODE WAS JUST. FUNNYBAD. just a run of the mill whimper at the end of eight episodes we KIND OF REALLY DID NOT NEED. THE SHEER AMOUNT OF RELIEF I FELT. like absolutely i think going into it completely blind/encountering that ending watching live I would have been pissed, folks are rightfully frustrated with it, but I WAS TRULY. EXPECTING MUCH WORSE. IT ENDS LIKE A FAKE TUMBLR POST. "AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED" ASS ENDING. I DO HAVE TO LAUGH

^ YIPPEEEE SIX CHARACTERS HAVE EFFECTIVELY STOPPED EXISTING YAAAAAYY (😬😬😬😬)

ALSO, IN GENERAL. SPEAKING OF. GOD. THE BRACELET GIRLS. YALL ARE SO COOL AND THEN POOR LULU AND RIN DIDNT GET TO DO A GODDAMN THING EXCEPT HAVE WORMS IN THEIR BRAINS!!!! HELL ON EARTH!!!!!! WHY DID THEY DO THATTTT GAHHHHH again!! show that introduces SO many characters, so many FUCKING COOL CHARACTERS, and then does NOTHING with them. Or hits them with PARALYZING NERVE GAS FOR 20 EPISODES. CHRIST!!! WHY DO ARC-V GIRLS SUFFER MORE THAN JESUS. LEAVE MY GIRL ZUZU ALONEEEEE

TO THAT END, ARC-V JUST MAKES; SO MANY CONFUSING CHARACTER DECISIONS. AND CHOICES. why is Yuto just out of the picture for like 60 episodes!!! Let him be Yuya's brain buddy!!! WHY WASNT HE. DID YOU NOT WANNA ANIMATE HIM FLOATING NEXT TO THE DUEL RUNNER??! BE REAL. It's like. GRAHHH In general Arc-V has a pacing problem that is like. Atrocious even for yugioh's bad pacing problems. This series needed to be 400 episodes long. I like the IDEA of a yugioh with a big cast, spending episodes cutting between different groups of characters like some kind of bulky YA fantasy novel, but in practice it got. Real Muddy. RIP Xyz dimension arc you shoulda had so much more to you. And then there's that combined with this way it's trying Really Really hard to ape the themes of the past yugiohs ('dont forget to have fun,' grief/moving on after loss, classism) but it's hitting every damn branch on the way down and just completely fumbling ALL of them, it's not actually doing much to Earn being able to have those kind of themes resonate properly. IT'S SUCH A BAFFLING SHOW. IN THE THEMES DEPARTMENT. AMONG OTHER THINGS. "DONT EVER BE VISIBLY PUBLICLY SAD" IS A FUCKING INSANE MORAL. AND IT TAKES THAT SHIT WITH IT TO THE BITTER END. WHY IS THE FATE OF THE WORLD HINGED ON YUYA MAKING A BABY LAUGH. WHERE AM I!!!!

god. god. ok. ok im calm now. im sure in the coming weeks i'll have more barking about arc-v's various fumbles. but i'll leave it at that for now, i wanna talk about stuff i DID like now lol

Favorite Season/Arc: ok well. this actually is a hard question. um. hrm. LIKE. I'LL GET SHOT BY SNIPERS IF I SAY IT WAS SYNCHRO ARC BUT ALSO

IM SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYY I GOT THAT DOG IN ME (A BACK HALF OF 5D'S LIKER'S SOUL.) and unfortunately I WILL go in there and think about it that hard (the absolutely fucked to hell sociopolitical situation happening in Arc-V New Domino City and how it contrasts with the NDC in 5D's) (one thing about me I love weird fucked up yugioh old people I love those bitchass old centrists apparently governing the entire dimension and doing a piss poor job of it it's just like contemporary American politics!!!!!!) ROGET WAS JUST REANIMATING DEAD PEOPLE AND PUTTING MIND CONTROL CYBERNETICS IN THEM AND WELL YEAH SURE I'LL BE NORMAL GRIP ABOUT THAT. NORMAL. i need to make an arc-v AU Aporia so fucking bad THEN YOULL ALL SEE *talking to empty room*

YES synchro was way too fucking long. but regretfully i love turbo duels and will never not be charmed when yugioh puts guys on motorcycles that have no business being on motorcycles. DAMN I JUST FUCKING WISH YUYA AND YUGO GOT TO ACTUALLY TALK AND MEET IN THE SAME ROOM THOUGH!!!! BUT ANYWAY!!!!

im. kidding at least a little, I actually thoroughly enjoyed like...all of Arc-V's seasons/arcs at least a little (barring a lot of the Weird Post Zarc Duel 8 Episode Dead Zone.) The first 50 episodes really are just peak banger Yugioh, I do love action duels to absolute bits (though Action Spells. Uh. Need Some Workshopping 8| If I See Evasion One More Time Im Gonna Lose It) and the shit especially that first season does with the crazy Action Fields is AWESOME. GENUINELY. GO DUEL IN THE VOLCANO. DO A FLIP. RIDE YOUR MONSTER. it's practically running on Pokemon universe logic i cant NOT love it. And well Fusion Dimension arc does just have a whole lot of episodes that make me go cuckoo bananas crazy. Truly something for Dana in every crevice of Yugioh Arc-V.

Favorite Characters: god I do think like a solid half of why I think Arc-V may be becoming my top fav Yugioh is that the cast is just, really Really fucking good. Like yes so many of them are underutilized but the time we Do get with them really just shows off what delightful characters they all are. Half the reason it took me so damn long to finish was I was having so much fun and was going to miss seeing them!! IT'S GENUINELY HARD TO PICK A TOP LINEUP OF FAVS. THERE'S SO MANY DANABAIT GUYS IN YUGIOH ARC-V. YES EVEN THE SYNCHRO ARC GUYS. LUCAS SWANK I MISS YOU SO FUCKING MUCH.

The Lancers alone are SO good, theyre up there with Team 5D's in terms of Favorite "Main Yugioh 'Friend Group'/Organization". Group of guys who kind of have horrible synergy and only like 3 of them are actually competent. Declan came up with it when he was 13. Funniest group of teenagers imaginable, I love them all. LIKE .YUYA MAY BE MY FAVORITE YUTAGONIST??? IM NOT SURE YET BUT. I DO LOVE HIM A LOT. HE'S A PATHETIC WET PAPER TOWEL AND I WANT TO GIVE HIM A NOOGIE. SLASH POS.

And I mean I'm always gonna be Z-one biased but I do like Zarc as a Big Bad a lot too... damn if I don't love Just Some Guy Has Become God and Is a Huge Tool About It <3 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS!!!!

ah. but. of course. i'd be remiss if i didn't bring up. Rainbow Carrot Rock Your World.

hey guys. why'd it happen again. why'd the Yugioh Carrot and Company get in my head and completely fry my brain AGAIN!!!!!!!! ORANGE CARROT. PURPLE CARROT. YELLOW CARROT!!!!🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕 YUGO ISNT EVEN MY TOP FAV BUT HE'S IN MY HEART AND IN OUR HOUSE FOREVER NOW. meanwhile i dont want. to talk about what yuri is doing to me. if i think too hard about this little purple freak i'll start going bonkers ballistic chewing my leg off. I like all the yuboys but he is especially. Gripping Me. La Cucaracha Loca. My shithead gay son.

dennis needs his own post he's just. a Lot. may very well be one of the funniest yugioh characters ever. Among Other Things. his dub VA's performance needs to be marked as culturally significant. AND THEY JUST KEPT BRINGING HIM BACK.

IN GENERAL, AS I WAS COMPLETELY EXPECTING, FUCKED UP AND EVIL DUEL ACADEMY REALLY DID ME IN I love you Fusion Dimension kids I love getting sick in the head thinking about card game child soldiers.My Actual favorite Arc-V character may just straight up be Sora..... I just like him a lot. He's got a really solid character arc, his deck rules, he's a little fucker AND an absolute real one. Just 10/10 little guy.

GOD WHAT EVEN IS MY TOP FIVE FAVORITES. UHHHH Okay Sora and Yuri for sure, and Declan, I love Declan. Yugo..... god. GOD IS THE FIFTH ONE DENNIS FOR REAL. I FEEL HIM IN MY BRAIN SO BAD. AAAAUUGHHHH (Runners Up: Yuya, Yuto, GONG MOTHERFUCKING STRONG!!!!!!, Rin my girl my badass mechanic girl IM ON MY WAY. I'LL THINK ABOUT YOU THAT HARD., Riley, Arc-V Aster unfortunately a Dana Guy ever. Why Is He Here. He Didnt Even Go to DA in GX. But all of this is subject to change in coming months as the entire cast continues to hit me with weapons. An honor and a privilege to induct these characters into my Blorbo Hall of Fame)

Favorite Duel: HEY QUICK QUESTION: WHY ARE ARC-V'S DUELS SO FUCKING WEIRD. LIKE. NARRATIVELY. There's like 4352984589 ties and duels that get cut short and DUELS WE JUST NEVER GET TO SEE THE FULL OUTCOME OF ON SCREEN?!?!? WHAT WAS GOING ON THERE. It feels like another symptom of arc-v just desperately trying to bite off more than it can chew 😭 Frustrating!! And god I LOVE the zaniness of Action Duels, but we neeeeeed to do something about Action Spells... GRABBING AN ACTION SPELL SHOULD NOT BE THE CRUTCH OF YOUR WHOLE DECK.........

coughs. anyway. My actual honest to god favorite Arc-V duel is Yugo vs. Celina in the Friendship Cup <3 IVE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT IT BEFORE BUT IT'S JUST SUCH A FUN ONE. It's got some great character moments on both sides, a yugioh girl Getting to Be Cool, the colors are gorgeous, it's SO funny, I just get such a kick out of it....I think part of what I Do like about the Friendship Cup is it really shows this sense of kinetic energy that the WRGP in 5D's really needed. I also really like the Shay vs. Dennis Friendship Cup duel for just going completely off the rails. Blow Up This War Criminal and The Whole Stadium With the Giant Bird Satellite Cannon. DOES NOT GET MORE YUGIOH THAN THAT!!

for all its weirdness Arc-V has a LOT of really fun duels that i enjoy--Shay vs. Sora is beloved for a reason, it also goes hard as hell. So many Season 1 duels are just a goofy blast, I really need to rewatch the quiz show one. For as much of an unnecessary mess as those last 8 episodes are, I DO really like Yuya and Dennis's duel too (THAT GETS REALLY REALLY GAY AT THE END???!?!? ARE WE ALL SEEING THIS.)

Hell even the Zarc duel started making me kind of sick in the head--watching Yuya's friends passing around his pendulum necklace while trying to save him makes me turbo emo WHAT CAN I SAY!!!

Arc-V also has the thing I had with Zexal where there's just some individual episodes that are absolute bangers for me. i love the Prison Break episode, it's fucking INSANE. HIP HIPPO SAID FUCK COPS FUCK THE PRISON SYSTEM!!! I love the episode where Gong and Dennis duel. FOR HOW LONG IT DID DRAG SYNCHRO HAS SOME REALLY FUN ONE-OFF EPISODES which I just really enjoy. Also love when Zuzu and Sora beat the shit out of a pack of cops. Based for that for real.

i do also love Yuri and Yuya's duel. Of course.

Other Miscellaneous Gushing/Shrieking/Losing My Mind About Yugioh Arc-V For Good and Bad and Everything in Between: arc-v arc-veeeeee yugioh arc-fiveeee theres just so MUCH. TO TALK ABOUT. THIS ONE'S GONNA BE IN MY HEAD FOR EONS I FEAR. THINKING ABOUT THE EVERYTHING. The sheer amount of narrative traits that make me specifically lose my mind (in a good way. as opposed to. the babyfication making me lose my mind. in a Real Bad Way :////) that they crammed into this. It's like digging in the treasure chest of elaborate fanfics I was writing in my brain in freshman year of high school. The Sick and Twisted Evil AU Version of Duel Academy. The Trained to Be Weapons Child Soldiers. Mind Control Reanimated Corpse Brain Chip. Alternate Dimension Selves. All of the Split Different Dimension Bullshit. Soul Splitting and Soul Fusion Framed as Fucking Terrifying. It's good I didn't have Arc-V growing up it would have been doing IRREVERSIBLE THINGS TO MY DEVELOPING CREATIVE BRAIN. INSTEAD IT'S DOING THEM TO ME NOW.

(side note, re: terrifying soul fusion: Arc-V is SO FUCKING SCARY SOMETIMES?!?? Like "ohh i wish yugioh was still a horror story" DAWG ARC-V ROUTINELY HAS SOME OF THE MOST DREAD-INDUCING CONCEPTS GETTING FLUNG AT YOU AT 90 MPH. SKIP BOYLE FORGETS HIS DAUGHTER EXISTED AND IT'S ONE OF THE MOST HEARTBREAKINGLY HORRIFYING THINGS IVE EVER SEEEEENNNNN )

The shit Arc-V does with Yugioh's themes of identity, these "when does a piece of yourself stop being you and start being their own person?" "what happens when multiple free standing people are one person" type ideas, you KNOW that makes my Aporia Turbofan ass go CRAAAZYYYY. AND THEN IT HAD RELIGIOUS MOTIFS TOO <3333 YOU'RE ME AND IM YOU AND IT DOESNT MATTER WHO DOES WHAT THE DEVIL WILL COME BACK REGARDLESS 😊💞💞💞

Arc-V takes such bold swings at things and 95% of the time it misses the ball entirely and spins up and out and directly into the fireplace but that 5% of sheer genius and thematic weight hits like a truck. Is Arc-V good? FUCK IF I KNOW. PROBABLY NOT. BUT ALSO YES IT IS. BUT ALSO IT'S NOT. BUT ALSO IT'S SOMETHING SO SPECIAL, AND I LOVE IT. That first like 50 episodes makes for such a good yugioh starter course tbh, the way it goes over different summoning methods and is very engaging and energetic, and then the rest of the show is an 18 car pileup of Card Game War that makes me automatically like DONT. START WITH THIS ONE. WATCH ANOTHER YUGIOH OR TWO FIRST AND THEN COME MELT YOUR BRAIN IN HERE. AND THATS SUCH A WEIRD DICHOTOMY TO HAVE WITH ONE YUGIOH. weird like everything else with arc-v i suppose. :,)

For all the mess and all the madness there truly is so much I love, though. I love the character dynamics, even when the show isnt doing much more with its cast--Yuya and Gong's friendship may be one of my favorite 'yutag and best friend' bonds, it's SO sweet and I'm going to be mad forever that Gong isn't more popular in western ygo fandom. I love the DUEL MONSTERS!! Performapals are SOOOO sillygoofy I have to adore them, the dimensional dragons all kick so much ass I love you Clear Wing my big legless weirdo. I love Shay's increasingly bigger Bird Guns. I LOVE FRIGHTFURS!!!! I LOVE D/D/DS!!!!! SO HAPPY TO SEE THEM ON ESPECIALLY SCREEN AFTER PLAYING THEM FOR MONTHS IN DUEL LINKS. MY FREAKY DECLAN DEMONS. I love the miscellaneous callbacks to past iconic monsters and funky weird AU retrains of the Legacu character's decks. Scarlight Red Dragon Archfiend my friend Scarlight Red Dragon Archfiend

I also do love that Arc-V in theory is trying very hard to be a celebration of past Yugiohs, but it's also instead being completely fucking insane with its 'tributes.' Oh you like Heartland City from Zexal? It's a carpetbombed warzone now! LIKE... HUH!!! When Lazar showed up at the end of season 2 i SCREAMED. I WANT TO KNOW THE LOGIC OF THESE CHOICES. THEY DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ANYTHING REALLY IM JUST FASCINATED BY THEM. i cant really be too angry at arc-v I'm just. transfixed. at every baffling choice it's ever made. I've really truly never seen a show that's so thoroughly felt like some kids doing a roleplay on a forum somewhere, players dropping in and out and mods not really knowing what to do with the lore anymore as things become more and more convoluted. I watch arc-v scenes and i can picture the text RP in my head, the players' forum signatures and all. It's truly some kind of feat to achieve that inherent vibe, that's for sure.

ok im running out of steam i think... what else. god. Yugioh Arc-V is just.... such a teetering Jenga tower of a show, a complete nuclear meltdown of clumsy writing and fantastic vocal performances (dub and sub) and confused handling of its own lore and occasionally some of the fucking coolest most intense expressions and gorgeous shots of any yugioh

I held out on watching it for so long cuz i just fuckin KNEW it was going to grab me by the brain and swing me into the wall and WELL!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!! SHES A MESS BUT SHES MY MESS BABEYYY!!! IS ARC-V GOOD? MAYBE NOT BUT, BROTHER, I FUCKIN LOVE WHEN YUGIOH IS BAD ❤ ive been a disciple of Bad Yugioh for 20 goddamn years and im not stopping now!!!!! I love you Pendulum summoning you insane busted ass mechanic. I love you all four completely fucked up dimensions. I love that they localized Maiami to Paradise City. I love the little nods to past yugioh things (like fusing with a motorcycle <3 Primo Moment...2!) I hate you Leo Akaba explode and die forever (though 'parent going mad trying to bring their child back' do also go me a little bananas.) I love the kickass shots of Yuya's monsters being set in the pendulum scale.I love Sora's relationship with Yuya and Zuzu. I love every fucked up crazyass expression Yuri makes. I love the sense of character design in this show. I love the Action Duel start chants. I love seeing the Synchro Math again and the Overlay Units and the deeply unsettling fusion hand gesture kids use with Polymerization. I love that third ED thats just the Lancers dicking around in different locations and having fun. I love Declan and Riley's complicated but deeply loving bond. I love when characters RIDE THEIR DUEL MONSTERS!!! AND I LOVE THAT DESPITE EVERYTHING I ALREADY WANNA SEE THESE CHARACTERS AGAIN. THEYRE MY FRIENDS!!!!! THEYRE IN MY BRAIN!!!!! MY KIDSSSSS

I KNOW NOW. WHY PEOPLE TALK ABOUT ARC-V LIKE THAT. AND IM ABOUT TO START TALKIN LIKE THAT TOO. YUGIOHHHHHH!!!!!

[bigprettygothgf]

anyway i beat the elden ring dlc a few days ago (started lvl 100 and eventually capped at 150 and 18 scadutree blessing by the end) and my final verdict is that its fucking incredible, i cant say its a 10/10 bc theres still some frankly inexcusable bullshit (5+ reused dragon fights including a new all time worst, final boss phase 2 performance impact, npc gank fight*) but literally everything else is fucking stellar. the map is one of the best designed world maps ive ever seen in a game and going through the individual segments really recaptured the feeling of opening up lordran for the first time in ds1. as for that thing everyones talking about - im sorry to use the SI words but to be blunt all the complaints about the dlc's difficulty have entirely been a skill issue lol. yes its hard but fromsoft dlcs are always hard and given how difficult elden ring already was what else were people expecting? the expansion literally gives you its own self contained leveling mechanic. use it.

yet more camera issues aside most of the new bosses are amazing - special shoutout to messmer, the dancing lion, bayle once i switched to a longer range weapon, metyr, and maybe midra. negative shoutouts to the golden hippo and commander gayass for their ds2 hitboxes but they are comically weak to fire and i was using the new anvil weapon on them so they died in like 10 hits lol. rellana was also fucking annoying but i have a feeling ill figure her out when i get to rl1. of course the elephant in the room is the final boss and my thoughts on him are uh. well i dont know. i love the first phase but dear god they really went overboard with the onscreen effects in phase 2 and i dont think he would even be half as difficult if you could actually see wtf hes doing. the hair does not help. lorewise no one would actually be confused why hes there if they actually did the npc quests but its a fromsoft game so admittedly i cant really blame people for missing those. but still. my final thoughts are that his design decisions are highly questionable but after beating him i got that good sense of accomplishment instead of "thank fuckign christ thats over" so thats a good sign. i dont feel like going into more plot stuff rn but i think it did a mostly (but not entirely) satisfactory job answering questions i had about the base games (very messy) story. prepare to see some really bad takes about miquella lol

anyway yeah its fantastic. literally the size of an entire souls game on its own. well worth the purchase. play it

*yes i know the game really wants you to summon for it but i simply refuse to use summons and there is 0 excuse for how those npcs behave together in a 3v1. fucking eat me from behind leda.

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Uh as always not rlly sure if yall wanted hcs or what.. so that's what i did.

These are domestic btw guys I say so

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-> Then whenever you come back he’s like a dog when it’s owner comes back from work. He’s so excited!!

-> You will walk into a room and he’ll gasp and make everyone aware of your presence.

🧠YOU’RE HIS WHOLE WORLD!! HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH AND HE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU ARE!! ((SASHA DOESNT CARE DUDE!!💀))

🦷 He is so clingy 😭

-> Loboto has a lingering fear that you’re gonna hate him for everything he’s done or that you’ll leave him. You have to verbally reassure him that that’s not true.

🧠 Love language is definitely physical touch. He is so SO touch starved.

-> Loves loves loves hugs. When you walk into the room he’ll pick you up, exclaiming how excited he is to see you, and pull you into a tight hug. He doesn’t care if it’s a room full of people. And honestly? He probably got tunnel vision when he saw you and completely forgot they were there.

🦷Additionally, he loves holding your hand. Tbh. He loves your touch in general.

-> He’s really gentle with you? It’s as if you’re fine china and he’s afraid you’re gonna break if he’s not careful.

-> He’s weirdly domestic with you and it confuses everyone. “This the same man that stole everyone’s brains🤨🤨🤨⁉️⁉️”

🧠 Hehe.. he’s just sooooo tall so yknow you’ll tug him down by his apron so he’s at your level right? And just give him a big ol kiss.

-> My guy short circuits. Literally intoxicated. He has those cartoony hearts floating around him.

🦷 Loboto MAY be a little bit overbearing at times but he’s trying his best. He doesn’t have a history of healthy relationships with people so it’s all kind of new to him. He doesn’t have a proper frame of reference for these sorts of things. But he’s learning;;,

[donnyclaws]

Ur website so cool!! ❤️❤️ Do you have by any chances coding tips? Been trying to make my own website for a while but adhd won't let me concentrate a second when it comes to learning coding

Thank you! And 100% It is deceptively approachable but also time consuming, I'm familiar enough with html from a highschool class where we did need to write code out by hand, and then soft practice with coding toyhou.se profiles and futzing around with free code snippets. Largely though I don't think you need to know everything or to write everything by hand, you just need to frankenstein code pieces together (As long as they're free ofc).

I used this first, it's fucking insanely handy and lets you make a simple layout with sidebars, navigation, header, footer and a body base ect, and then just generate and copy the code. The html itself also has greyed out little notes about what parts do what!

I'll be real the rest of it after that is just me googling what I want to do or googling html snippets bc I forgot them. So like html image link with size attributes ect ect, how to make a html image gallery. I don't use one site exclusively but w3schools.com has a bunch of common ones and also has a little live code editor in its tutorials.

Like I still get greatly stumped for hours bc code's kinda sensitive and one or two characters out of place will break sections of it especially when ur just frankensteining. Trying out little segments in live code editors is really helpful because you can kinda break it apart and diagnose the issue before putting it into your site html.

Also if it helps this is kind of how I break it down in my brain as another ADHD-er. so fuckign sorry for how this looks im doing it in snipping tool. But code bits love to live in cages even if it all looks the same, iit would also help if you clean your code up mine is pretty horrid but you just want to familiarize yourself with the little "Sections" ig that's where doing things by hand would help because you would 100% know what each chunk is for but yk yk.

CSS is a different beast I barely understand. The parts of code where it starts stacking on top instead of being horizontal is css and it's basically how you do fancier things to your code, it's linked to stuff you already have down. So like changing the background in the body text box or something, you can only do so much in there. Css targetting the body text box is where you can level it up. Again the sadgrl layout builder has notes so you're not completely blind in there. There's also 100% so many resources to explain what all these words mean, my mmethod is incredibly avoidant I don't know what flex is I haven't needed to fight her yet ect ect.

Sorry if this is confusing this is just my hack and slash understanding atm. Be humbled by code I've spent too long trying to fix up hysterical margin issues just because I had a random apostrophe somewhere or because I tried to spell it colour and not color ect.

[ipegchangbin]

okay pookie give me a moment to BREATHE

POOKS‼️‼️ when u said that a new fic is coming soon, i didnt think that it would be THIS soon‼️‼️😨😟🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🫨🤧🤐😵

NO BC LIKE MY TUMBLR NOTIFICATIONS ARE FUUUUCKED UP 😡🤬🤬🤬 AND I HAVENT BEEN GETTING ANY OF UR NOTIFICATIONS‼️‼️😖😭😢😫AND WHEN I CHECKED MY LITTLE TUMBLR APP I SAW THAT U POSTED⁉️⁉️⁉️😀😀😀

OKAY POOKIE‼️‼️🙌 IM SO SORRY BUT RN IM PUTTING HEAVY LIFTING ON HOLD 💔💔💔😖😖 BC UR GIRL HAS NOOOOTTTT READ UPLIFTING YET IM SO SORRY‼️‼️😓😫💔😔😖💔💔😭🙏🙏

I WILL GET TO IT SOON I PROMISEEEE‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏😫

BUTT‼️‼️🍑

WHEN I SAW THAT MF ASK 😀😀😀

ABT CHEERLEADER HANNIE‼️‼️😀

Z NGEL I THOUGHT THAT WAS SOMEONE POSING AS MEEEE 😭😭⁉️⁉️

BC I DONT REMMEBER SENDINJ THAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 😀😓⁉️😭🤯🤯🫨⁉️😟

BUUTTT‼️‼️🍑 IT HAAAD TO BE ME BC WHO TF ELSE WOULD KNOW I BROKE MY PHONE BC OF A MF BIRD⁉️⁉️😀😥😰😨🤯🤯🤯

ZZZZ I WAS SO FUUUCKING DRUNK😵‍💫😵‍💫😵🍻🍾🥂🥴🥴 LIKR I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN I WOKE UP WIYH MY FUCKING 728 B.C. ASS OF A LAPTOPPPP⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😭💀😭😭😀 I DIDNIT FUCIKING KNOW I SENT A WHOOOLLR LOOONG ASS ASK ABOUT PUSSY⁉️⁉️🙀😀😥😨🙀🙀😺 Z THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING‼️‼️😖😭😥😀😀😀😀🥊🥊🥊🥊 BUT NOT ON A KINKY LEVEL🥹😭😭😀😖😰😰 I APPLAUD 👏 U FOR READING THROGHT THAT ENYIRE ASK BECAUSE I COULD NOOOOTTT‼️‼️🤕🤕🔨IM SO EMBARRASSING IM SO SORRY😖😖😖💔🙏 BUT THE FIVE 5️⃣✋IMAGES OF MY ASK IS SENDKNG MEEEEE IT TOOK FIVR PICTURSZ 😭😭❓❓❓

BUT Z YOU DIS ME SOO MUXH JUSTICE‼️‼️🙌🙌🤧 THANK U BC UR WRITINF IS SOOOOO DELICIOUS ITS A CRIME‼️😡😡🤬😾

POOKIE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHER ETO START‼️‼️😓😓😥 WHERE DO I START⁉️⁉️😰😰😰

OKAY‼️ BUT THE VISUAL👁️👁️ OF HANNIE IN A MINISKIRT AND A LIL CHEER UNIFORM HAS ME FUCKING WEEETTTT🤭🥵🤯😻😻💦💦I NEED TO EAT THAT ASSS OUUUTTTT‼️‼️🙌🙌🍑😝💦🥰🥰

THE THOUGJT 💭💭OF HANNIE AS A FLYER WITH HIS WET PANTIES 💦 AND HAVING THE BASES AND U SEEING HOW MF WET🌊🌊🏄‍♀️🚣‍♂️ HE IS HAS MY BRAIN GOING HAYWIREEEEEZYWHBSIHB 😻😻😣😻🙌💗😫👁️🫠⁉️🫨❣️🫨🫨💕🫨‼️‼️🫨🥴🥴❤️‍🔥🫶🤧

AND PRESSING HIS VIBROATOR AGAISJY HIS CLIT⁉️⁉️⁉️ ZZZZZ YKNOW I LOVE CLITS‼️‼️‼️😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😻AND VIBRATORS IM SO OBESSED SJAKKWKEN‼️‼️😖😖😖💗💗

BUT PUSHING IT INSIDE OF HIM THATS CRAAAAZYYYYYY🤯🤯🤯 Z UR FUCKING INSANE‼️‼️‼️😫😫💗I LOVE YOU‼️‼️🫵😻❣️ LIKE PUSHING IT IN HIM AND HIS PUSSY JUST FULL ON GUSHING💦💦😽😼🙀🙀 IS CRAAAZZZZZYYYYY‼️‼️‼️😍😍😍🫶 IM SO IN LOVR Z😫😫😫‼️‼️🙌🙌❤️‍🔥

AND HIM CALLING U CAPTAIN⁉️ Z…….DO I HSVE A CAPTAIN KINK NOW⁉️⁉️😀😀😀

POOKS‼️ “he soaks your hand in his wetness even through his pretty panties, apologizing slightly even if it doesn’t seem to stop.” STOP 🛑✋IM RUNNING FUCKIGN LAPS RN 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️💨💨💨💨 SOAKING UR HANDS THROUGH THE MF PANTIES⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😀 HOW FUCKING WET IS HE⁉️⁉️⁉️😫😣💦I NEEEED TO EAT HIM OOOUUUUTTTTTT 😫❤️‍🔥🙁😜‼️‼️😝🫶😋I NEED TO FINGER HIM I JUST NEEEEED HIS JUICY MF PUSSSY‼️‼️‼️😝😝😼 AND ITS SO CUTE HOW HES STILL APOLOGIZING RVENTHO HE CANT STOP HIS PRETTY CUNT FROM GUSHING SIZHKWSMISKWNDJE 🥹🥹💗💗💗🥴😋😖🥹😣❣️🥰😊

“it sends him to a blissful place, and you can tell by the way he squirts out a little trickle of clear cum from his pussy.”

squirts.

SQUIRTS.

SQUIRTSSS⁉️⁉️

WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😀🥊

I NEEED HIM TO SQUIRT💦💦 ON MY FACE‼️‼️ IN MY MOUTH😝‼️ANYWHERE OH MY FUUUUCKING GOD Z I NEEEED HIM😫🥰😫😖😣😫😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥‼️⁉️

“so he lifts his leg above his head, fully exposing his juicy pussy to you.”

BARKBARKABRAKBEARKBARK 🐕🐕🐕🔊🗣️‼️‼️🔊❤️‍🔥💯🐕🐕🔥🗣️🗣️‼️

I FUCKING NEED HIM‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯🔥THE VISUAL IS SO FFUCKING CRAZY‼️‼️🤯🤯🥴🥴🤧 IDK WHOS WETTER💦💦 ME OR HIM⁉️⁉️⁉️BC GODDAMN I NEED TO BURY MY MOUTH IN HIS PUSSY😝😝😜😛😋😼💪😼‼️

“as if it’s hell sent from heaven, you eat him out while he’s stuck in this position.”

YESSMAAM LETS FUCKING GO‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯🔥🔥IM HAVING SO MANY THOUGHTS RN ON THIS‼️‼️😁😁 I LOVE PUSSY SO MUCH‼️‼️😻😻ISTG I THINK IM PUSSYDRUNK 😖😖❤️‍🔥MY DREAM FUCKING HOME 🏠IS IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS 🦵🏠🦵I COULD LIVE IN BETWEEN THEM FOR HOOOOUUURRRSSS 🕖🕠🕚🕒🕧🕓AND EATING HIM OUT IN THAT FUCKING POSITION CRAAZZY BUSINESS RIGHT THERE‼️‼️😩😩😩❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 IM SO FUCJING INNLOVE I LOVE U‼️‼️😻🫵🫵

“the vibrator never stops whirring. your tongue is flicking his clit in critically hurried circular motions. then your lips lock in to suck his clit and it sends jisung over the edge. his walls are being used to the point he’s almost exhausted from pain, fatigue, exhaustion, pleasure, ecstasy.”

bye.

DECEASED.

THAT WHOLE FUCKING CHUNK OF TEXT IS A CRITICAL ATTACK TO MY FUCKJNG WELL BEING‼️‼️🤯😰😨😰😰I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT THROWN OUT THE WINDOW 👶🥊🪟AND CRASHED INTO A BRICK WALL 🧱🧱💥💥💥WITH A FUCKING SHATTERED SKULL🤯🤯🤯💀💀 BECAUSEE WHAAAATTTTT THE HEEEELLLLLLLL⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️EATINF HIM OUT WITH THE VIBRATOR STILL INSIDE IS CRAAZZYY BUSINESS‼️‼️‼️🙌🙌 AND THE WHOLE FUCKJNG FLICKING CLITS AND SUCKING CLITS ⁉️⁉️⁉️😩😩💕💕💕OMFG Z HOW DID U KNOW I LOVE CLITS THAT MUCH⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😰😰😰🤯🤯🤯🤯 I WANNA SPEND THE WHOOLE DAY MESSING AROUND WITH JUST HIS CLIT‼️‼️😫🤗🤗🤗😜😜 I LOVE CLITS‼️‼️‼️ I THINK THWYRE SO CUTE‼️‼️🥰🥰🥰 THE C IN CLITS STANDS FOR CUTE🫶 U CANT CHSNGE MY MIND😁😁‼️😋😋❤️‍🔥🔥😋😋

“please! i’ve been a good boy! please c-captain!”

IM SO FUCKING FERAL‼️‼️👹👹👹👹

WHAT THE FUCK⁉️⁉️IM LIKE A RACCOON 🦝🦝WITH RABIES👹👹 THIS IS LIKE A FUCKING TRIPLE 3️⃣ ATTACK 🥊🥊 TO ME “please” + “i’ve been a good boy” + “captain” WHAT TBE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL Z 🤯🤯🤯⁉️⁉️⁉️ARE YOU TRYING TO FUXKING KILL ME RN⁉️⁉️⁉️😀😀🔫IM FUCKJG COLLAPSING AND SINKING LIKE THR DAMN TITANIC‼️🌊🌊🚢🚢🌊SOUWJOANEJEJZKWNRH IM GENUINELY TWEAKING RN I NEED HIM SO BAD😫😫😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥‼️

“he creams all over your fingers and squirts all over your hands and face.”

creams.

squirts.

CREAMS⁉️

SQUIRTS⁉️

CREAMS AND SQUIRTS⁉️⁉️

ALL OVER YOUR FINGERS⁉️⁉️⁉️

ALL OVER YOUR FACE⁉️⁉️⁉️

HUHHHHHHHH⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

WHAT TJE HELL‼️ IM GOING FUCKING INSANEEEW‼️‼️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯WHAT TBE FUCK Z⁉️⁉️ GIVE ME A MOMRNT TO BREATHE☝️🫁🫁🫁EVERY FUCJING PARAGRAPH JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER‼️‼️😩😩���💕 HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE⁉️⁉️⁉️😀

I NEED TO START LAPPING UP ALL OF IT LIKR A DAMN DOG 😝💦🐕‼️‼️BC “his juices are sweet and savory”

WHAT.

BYE 🚪🚶‍♀️IDK ABT U BUT IM GOING IN FOR A ROUND TWO 😁😁👍HIS PUSSY IS LIKE A WHOLE DAMN FIVE STAR ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️GOURMET MEAL 🍽️ AND IM GONNA FUCKING GET A SECOND2️⃣✌️ SERVING🍽️🍽️😋😋😋‼️🙌

Z IM SO FUCKING OBESSESSED WITH THSI FIC‼️‼️🤩🤩💞I LOVE YOU SO MUCH💖💖💓 ALL THE KISSES TO U POOKIE 😽😽💋💋💋❣️🫶HOW DO U WRITE SO WELL POOKIE⁉️⁉️✍️📝 WHAT IS UR SECRET⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️

WAAAAIIITT 🛑✋🚦WDYM U MIGJT MAKE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ME⁉️⁉️ FOR MEEE⁉️⁉️⁉️😀👈⏪ WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH AN HONOR⁉️🏅🎖️ ALL I DO IS DROP MY HORNY🦄🦄 THOUGHTS INTO UR INBOX✉️➡️📥📨 SO DONT DO ANYTHING I DONT DESERVE IT POOKIE😭😭😭😭🙏🙏

BUTTT🍑‼️ THIS FIC WAS SO DELICIOUS😋😋😋🍽️ IVE READ IT LIKE TEN 🔟✋🤚TIMES ALREADY😻😻TY FOR THE FOOD 🍔🍟🌭🍕🍰🥤🍽️ I WANNA SCISSOR ✂️👯‍♀️WITH HANNIE SOOO BAD AND HEAR HIM WHINE AND WHIMPER OHHHH MYYYY GOOOD Z‼️‼️😫😫😖IM GONNA START READING UPLIFTING AND HEAVY LIFTING SOON 🔜 SO BRACE YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER LONG ASK SOON‼️‼️😋 I LOVE YOU POOKIE😻😻🫶

POOKIE ANON I LOVE U 😭😭😭 sorry it took me a bir i forgot to reply SHHSHSHSSHDHHA

see thats why i hate tumblr notifs because i NEVERRRR get anything so i just turned it off (and i subsequently forgot to reply bc of that IM SO SORRY POOKS 💔💔) either way im so glad u check in on me and my content anyway ^_^ it means the Worldddd to me AND UR MESSAGES even if u send it on a fuckass laptop or not IDCCCC as long as ure here <33 yieee

and no rush + no worries not reading heavy lifting & uplifting yet!!! theyre both kinda long and just full of changbin filth HAHAHAHAH i understand but thank u once again for expressing interest in it 😁

ANYWAY BACK TO THE FEEDBACK THAT MATTERS!!!

u were the catalyst for cheerleader sungie…so i only have u to thank ☝️ ure a real one for suggesting him in his cute miniskirt and pigtails like the vision was visioning hard!!! AND YES FLYER HANNIE because everybody even his teammates have to see his pretty little pussy !!! ESPECIALLY CAPTAIN Y/N !!!

i played around with the captain petname becaude idk it was just fitting! and im so happy u enjoyed it cos i kinda ur enjoyment in mind 😁😁😁 same with the vibrator shenanigans LMAO i thought it would be nasty and messy to shove the vibe inside and IM GLAD IT PAID OFF ><

seems like not only sungie is affected by y/n’s antics but YOU TOO ?!?! hannie squirting and creaming and gushing and bring ass wet and disgusting was something i wanted to achieve so 😋 LAP HIM UP RIGHT NOWWWW u deserve all that pussy juice

“MY DREAM FUCKING HOME IS IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS” I CANT STOP LAUGHING POOKIE ME TOO. lets be roommates (by that i mean taking turns eating hannie out) (also very very Happy that you liked the Triple Attack because they were very specific punches to the dick gut that i wanted to let out!)

and yes pookie!! after i go on this 5 day vacay im definitely gonna post smth for u >:)) STAY TUNED BECAUSE ILY !!!

thank u as always pookie anon 🫂 my anon of all time

[blookmallow]

some further fallout 4 adventures

uh oh

aBORT MISSION

boy something sure happened in there

accidentally walked in on carrington and his boyfriend

inspiring

what in the jeffrey dahmer

sniffs. i love you strong

for the love of god montressor

your customers are dead, sir

also i briefly confused myself with this screenshot i forgot what was happening here and thought that lamp was like. a mustache. i think there should be mr. handys with mustaches

what a deal

i do love this (mostly) abandoned bowling alley though

this guy loved his nuka stuff so much... i usually collect those but i couldn't bring myself to take that truck away from him

shout out to this cow just. standing on everybody

i think this was. in the asylum? how did this guy die like this. he made it all the way through the wall and then just stayed there forever

love whatever the hell these guys were talking about

these are old now, there's more stuff on them now, but anyway heres some of my Stuff Collections. i collect everything. im completely obsessed with organizing my little things and fallout 4 enables me so hard

this is so DUMB sdgkjgs

i had her wear a face mask bc it seemed ridiculous that no one in goodneighbor would just. immediately recognize her. because she is wearing A Hat. i know this doesn't actually affect characters' ability to recognize you but it made me feel better about it

i dont really remember this bit all that well im going through screenshots fuckign Months later but im pretty sure i hadn't really talked to hancock much/hadn't figured out how to get him as a companion yet so the fact that. this. was one of his first interactions with ruby and then ends up dating her later is Really Funny dsfjlk

though now that i think about it the silver shroud questline is almost a direct parallel to hancock. you find the long abandoned clothes of A Heroic Figure that makes you look kind of ridiculous but also feel really cool and you decide to own that role like it's your own personal calling. i wonder if that was intentional. i don't remember how hancock responds to you in this scenario where he doesn't really know you yet but i remember i felt like the vibe was "what's THIS joker doing" and i found out later doing it again on another file with him as a companion he actually loves it. i remember getting a "hancock loved that" for threatening the big boss guy at the end in the shroud voice. anyway i lost the thread of what i was saying. i think my point is i love hancock

YES

spooky

i feel threatened

yes... YES..........

THIS is what im HERE for THIS is a goddamn nuclear WASTELAND

the glowing sea is so fucking cool. i wish it was even harsher though i feel like just some rad-x is enough to get by pretty easily i wanted it to feel like dragging yourself through hell

i have no IDEA where this was or what the fuck happened here

i love you deacon i would die for you

[vizcerapup]

hckk annoyedwith myself i feellike im actign too babyish aroudn him the shota larping is too serious ineed to be shot immso. Confused adn idotnknow what imeven doing i dotnknow what it is im scaredto call it anythign ive. Been lookign into some things and i jsut ough i jsutneed to spew it all out i. Really firmly believe that 99% of any agere community onlineis full of misinformation and completely inaccurate towhat actual agere is,, and . i feel like the whole “it’s a coping mechanism recommended by therapists!!” isnt ENTIRELY true it feellsvery. Twisted around and most people sayifn this definitely havent had a therapist recommend it to THEM ,, and umm the “online version” of agere as iwpuld put it is. Definitely NOT what any therapist wouldbe suggesting,,, i think true agere is involuntary and not a cutesy coping mechanism to be posted online,, something therapists would recommend more accurately fits theterm age dreaming and is just. Inner child healing and shouldnt involve “gear” and any “dynamic” BECAUSE THOSE ARE KINK TERMSSS THOSE ARE KINK TERMS EVERYONE IS SO FUCKIGN STUPID THEYRE ENGAGING IN KINK WITHOUT REALIZING !!! and here’srhe kicker,, KINK CAN BE NONSEXUAL!!!! i think. A lot of people. Are actually engaging in nonsexual ageplay. If it’sfocusing on having a “caregiver”,,, and all based around a relationship dynamic,,, with roles,, THAT IS KINK!!! Majority of online shops that wouldbe selling stufflike custom pacifiers and allthat ARE KINK SHOPSSS IT’S KINK GEAR ,,, people are just. So scared of kink and there is somuch misinformation ive started comingto terms wirh how ageplay isnt. As bad as ithought it was ,, i dontknow if how iact sometimes cpuld be considered ageplay,, because i experience involuntary regression as a trauma response when im upset,, and feel mentally stuck underthe age of 10 but ican also still engage w sexual stuff despite that mental stunt and. Ouggh i dontknwo i jsut ,, kink can be a coping mechanism and it canbe nonsexual,, ive beenstartign to thinkthat some ofthe things withmy boyfriend couldbe considered ageplay ,, like ,, pretending imso much younger than i am specifically in our relationship it,,, i dontknow what else it couldve and imm upset withmyself because whatif he’s like ew wtf!!!! i still have very firm discomforts witha. Lot of ageplay and “agere” stuff and imjsut tryinng to learn what does and doesnt botherme and immjsut. Aughhf i dontknow . Noneof thsi makes sense i knowit makes no sense but i jsut imm startign to thinkthat sometimes our relationship dynamic fits into certain things in both a nonsexual adn sexual waylike it’s,, comforting to me and itmakes me happy samewith the petplay stuff it’s. Petre and petplay areliteralky the same fucking thing jsut petre is. Exclusively nonsexual and They areliterally both petplay jsut like nonsexual side and. Aught how do i explain it i sornknow howto explain it but i jsut strongly believe that if it focuses on a relatiobship dynamic it’s definitely more involved with kink evenif nonsexual!!!!!! and the internet doesnt know shit!!! agere isnt roleplayign and havign a partner take care of you and being in a “headspace” and usinf “gear” that is kink!!!! the. Term “littlespace” IS LITERALKYA. KINK TERMMMM AND ANYONE THATWANTS TO BE IN A CONSTANR DYNAMIC WIRHA OMEONE IS ENGAGIGN IN AGEPLAY WITHOUT REALIZINFGF HOW DO I EXPRESS THIS HOWDO I EXPRESS THSI AUAUGTH i dotnknwo. Howto. Explain anythign all iknow is that ido not feel 16 ever. And evenmore so withmy boyfriend and. also it’s a whole different thignwhen im upsey andhavuhn that trauma response it’s a whole separate thing and i realkyfirmly believe thatis actual age regression by psychological terms and not jsut internet bullshit auaugh immso scared he’sgonna be upsetby this if he sees itbut i jsutneed to getit out.

[a-somewhat-original-pt-askblog]

uhh read this if you're new here ig

hi chat 😁 im Kevin, i use he/him, im 19, im like a raccoon in the garage, and im the owner of this blog!!!! Really quick im gonna give you guys a basic summary and like. rules n stuff, ya know the drill

firstly, if you're as normal about Pizza Tower as i, you've come to the right place. this is an askblog centered around... you'd be surprised to hear this, but an au that's, on the surface, almost the same as canon Pizza Tower! lemme rq tell you what's different from canon so you aren't confused:

There's obv gonna be ocs sprinkled in here, including my self insert

Every food creature is human.

..... EXCEPT for Pizzahead cuz i couldn't be arsed to make a human design for him. plus it's funny methinks

This takes place in modern day, for those who hc PT to take place during an earlier time frame

This also takes place AFTER the events of Peppino% (that's what im calling it, fuck you)

thas about it. for now.

Another thing to note: a lotta things about this au are crack taken seriously and i AM making some of this shit up as I go along. If there's any details that are inconsistent, let me know PLEASEE

*cough* as per usual with every askblog, there come rules. im not that strict but still, take precaution

don't be a jackass. like, don't just harass me or other people for my hcs and such. remember, cringe culture is dead

yes im an adult, HOWEVER i will not be answering explicitly sexual questions. Casual talk and jokes are a-okay though, just don't take it too far

please please pleas try to make sure your question relates to pizza tower or the ocs involved. if you ask me about a completely unrelated fandom, for example, i'll just ignore ya.

Im perfectly cool with roleplaying!! again, don't be a jackass and try to be respectful of my boundaries, there's some things in rp that I myself might be uncomfy with

and ofc have fun!!!!!!

Oh and yes, i did mention ocs. HOWEVER I'll make references for them (and any PT characters if i feel like it) once they become relevant. for now im accepting asks for only the PT characters. but uhm yeah, ty for taking the time to read through this massive fuckign post and uh yeah I can't wait to answer your queries ‼️‼️

one more tiny thing: i made this blog a "blog" instead of its own entirely separate blog bcuz i just didn't FEEL like it

[uburdn]

i dont know how to talk about this but im wondering if there will ever be a magical movement that appears that is like "get undiagnosed neurodivergent middle eastern people diagnosed and accomodated" en masse

cause otherwise bro im trying my fucking hardest day to day to either survive or move my diagnosis process forward and it's always gonna fucking be oh this psych diagnosed me with depression or some shit this psych thinks im just having a moment this psych dismissed my long psychosis for being the whole problem and also perscriped "anti psychs that will do god fucking knows what lol i dont care just take this fatass dose for a whole month and come back to me when you develop into a deeper psychological torment than you ever dreamed of" instead of ever anyone thinking to deal with the CLEAR AS THE SUN IN YOUR EYES problem and then i try to go to a private psych but cautious as fuck because $70 is basically a kidney to me but then i have a very horribly confusing chat with them soon before the session and they (seeeeem to??) agress in a way very non-conducive of understanding autism so thank fuck i guess that i didnt go to them cause that probably woulda been a waste but then you're just stuck in this world where it feels like ain't nobody ever gonna listen to you or understand you and- BAAAHAHAHA DOCTORS? come on now, don't be funny this isnt a stand up show, but anyway yeah no one is gonna listen to you other than basically a fucking unicorn (which is whatever fantasy activism movement im dreaming up) and even talking to people in the medical industry i still have no fucking clue like bro i cannot read your intentions i don't understand what you have in mind what you know or don't knoe i dotn fuckign know what they see in me and just no one understands anything anyway what was i saying whatever angel come save me or something or like give me teleportation powers thats pretty much the same level of fucking, power it feels like i will get, thats literally what i imagine, when i imagine time control abilities thats literally equivalent to me just being able to process social situations like an allistic or not being mysteriously hated and bullied by everyone, god what was i fucking saying, that's it

[spiderlegeyelashes]

i think i theb thing that mak3s me feel so bad is i think i'm gettign serotonin syndrome from methylphenidate god i fucking hate polish psychiatrists why do they never say enuthing useful why do they lie why dk they omit why do i have to look my prescriptions up in english to know what their fuckjng deal is for over a year ive been complaingin to tjis woman of muscle tenseness, confusion, agitation, shivers, cold sweats, twitches, insomnia, fucked up fast heart rate, shallow breathing, nausea, loss of apetite, shitting weirdness and more how do i tick off every sinhle one of the serotonin syndrome symptoms qnd sh3 has never said anything fuckign anything she just lowered my dose said its all just stress blah blah butbit has not fucking gotten better and even if i take only half a pill its still this bad god save me i feel so horrible on this medicine all the time but whay do i fucking do what do i do i already mostly stopped taking it but if im having adhd related problems then i have to fucking take it and it doesnt fix them it doesnt make me function it chains me to my bed shivering and shaking and freaking out for hours

[ohtobearandomftblog]

been thinking about this but how do you think rogue would confess to the person he has a crush on? i feel like he would probably get awkward and beat around the bush but also be such a soft! boy (confusing shit tbh)

oh hes absolutely gonna be awkward but to the point where he wouldnt say anything. it goes for all the slayers, really. awkward to the point of silence.

like what are they gonna say that wouldnt be creepy to a regular person??? 'the scent of your body wash clashes with your shampoo so much it made me spend most of my time with you smelling the air but i never hugged you to check' 'the little bit of sauce in the corner of your lips that one day tasted like the exact same one i like and no we didnt kiss' 'that jacket you wore once on a rainy day two months ago felt really nice and i bought one for me so we can match and be comfy together and im sad you havent worn it since no we didnt hug we didnt even talk that day' 'the way your heart beats louder and quicker when you talk about something you love and how it slows yet thrums when you talk about something you hate and how it calms yet stays strong when youre comfortable was incredibly helpful in remembering what you love and hate and no i dont remember you telling me about this specific fact because i was too busy hearing your heart soar please tell it to me again for the eighth time'

like he likes how your face shines in the moonlight bleeding past the window curtain when you sleep. he likes how your teeth crunch through apples or pears or chips/crisps or bone. he likes how soft some parts of your skin are compared to the scratchy and more calloused parts. he likes how your voice bounces around the guildhall of whatever guild youre in, and how your laughter seems to fill the space to a nearly uncomfortable degree. he likes the color of your earrings or necklace or bracelets or rings or bags or eyes or hair or nails. he never looks for these near you, for he probably wont be able to see or feel or hear or smell or taste anything of you. but the shadows speak of wonders he can only truly imagine, and he loves it.

they would never tell a mage/non-mage about the crush because theyd look all confused and weirded out because you dont just taste sauce on the corner of someones lips without kissing them what the fuck are you on about??? only once they have an s/o that doesnt mind their more nonhuman ways of liking someone will they talk to about it. they will of course tell each other and gush and praise and be embarrassing and a bit annoying and since theyre all fucking dorks they would Absolutely tell someone's crush about the crush. in front of the slayer.

like assuming rogue's crush was a sabertooth member or from a guild nearby then after like three months of dealing with rogue's shenanigans hed drag him to his crush, sit them both down, crouch in front of the crush, say rogue liked them as way more than a friend have you seen the fuckign hatchling eyes he makes at you every single time you look in his direction or even turn away like his eyes Suck and yet he knows where you are at all times thats some fuckin dedication, then just walk away so he can still hear whats being said which yknow isnt that far and rogue's so embarrassed bc not only was he just Outed but sting doesnt even have the decency to leave entirely they can still clearly see him you PRICK

if his crush was on a fairy tail member or a guild close by then wendy would try to keep everyone in check so they wouldnt completely out him to anyone related to his crush but. the boys can be smart sometimes. so laxus natsu and gajeel would leave """"subtle"""" hints to the crush ('oh you want to go shopping? i heard rogue knows a good store for that why dont you go ask him im not good with that kinda thing' 'oh you want some food? rogue knows a good place im not good with food' 'hey have you spoken to rogue recently he misses talkin to you keeps harpin on about how your voice soothes him better than rain'). until laxus or erik get sick of his shit, sit him and the crush down, and walk away until rogue can only know theyre there without seeing them but knows for a fact theyre glaring at him waiting for him to stumble through a confession or risk Big Brother Confrontation

if rogue was made to confess like that hed really be stumbling. hed slip somewhat into the shadows, realize nearly immediately because hes so focused on anything other than you in the moment, then try and yank himself out of them because hes so embarrassed and scared hed tried to fuse fully with them. hed think hed need evidence and reasons why he liked you and would say things that a normal person would like and slowly spill into the more slayer reasons without realizing it because gosh he cant help but praise your very being for simply existing. hed spend hours going on about you if he could but then he becomes hyperaware again because his shadows had started to creep up you physically and oh no hes just embarrassing himself again he doesnt even know if you like him and hes already ruining his chance and he spent all this time talking and didnt even let you get a word in maybe youre creeped out maybe youre angry maybe youre scared because how does he know all of this was he stalking you and no he swears he would never the shadows speak to him and he cannot be deaf to them for they are one but he himself would never and oh. oh. you were smiling. your mouth was full of shadows and the shadows are telling him youre smiling even though his eyes are full of tears. his shadow would linger on your body and seep through your clothes onto your skin and he would try not to be distracted by how it tells him about all the textures and dips and any curves it could have because now is not the time and he doesnt even know if your smile is pity or relief or something else, even.

if his crush reciprocates, then great! you get six slayers who will follow your every move and make sure you dont make rogue feel bad without reason and they Will glare daggers at you when nearby so rogue cant tell. if his crush denies,,,, well then you have six slayers ready to kick your fucking ass because hes so precious what the fuck do you mean??? give a good damn reason or save them from carrying you and just go to the infirmary yourself

[bonesandthebees]

LETS GOO AM SO EXCITE EHEHEHEH ROSE TIME ROSE TIME ROSE TIME

And more specifically... Tommyinnit... Feel like this is gonna be an enemies to brothers situation eheheh

I used to read fics all the way first and then reread and write down my thoughts as I reread and I honestly think that's what I'm gonna start doing with rose bc I'm so enthralled that I keep forgetting to write down my thoughts LMFAOOO duuuddee I'm loving this sm already omg

Literally the only thing that broke my focus was me coming here to be like OMG sandduo moment 👆👆💥💥✨✨

I'm gigglinggg

OMG ITS TOMMYINNIT

Are they already matching hairstyles? Omg brothers moment

May I ask where the name Valbroek comes from:0 I'm fucking loving all these medieval takes on their names rahhhsss

Omg he's a CHILD

Me: I think I'm gonna read this all without commenting and then reread and comment after

Also me, immediately after: OMG TOMMYINNIT

Help I can't I'm obsessed over this omfg

Is that puffy my belvoed??$?$

Ooohhhhdhdjfkfksjd the cultural differences omgogmgogmgkshdksjdkff I'm so fucking excited for this fic shskdjfjfksk

Omg. Omg is one of them gonna be tubbo. Omg

YOOO JACK POG

Sidenote: I love how u manage to keep everyone so fucking in character and yet?? So different?? Seeing jack here is fucking whiplash after glass is all ima say frrrrr it makes me so excited tho I'm so curious to see what all of the dynamics are going to be and mannn it just keeps everything so fresh ur so cool bee

TOBYYYYY TUBBOOOOOOOO

CLINGYDUO !! CLINGYDUO !! CLINGYDUO !!

I'm staring so hard at them why r they sus shfkfkf

I love this juxtaposition of having everyone from Sam's court be super posh and proper and "studied every single millisecond, every moment of every hour of every day on how to act in court and all of the fancy politics' and super prepared and then u have. Tommy and Tubbo and Jack just completely flailing around omfg 😭😭😭 dude I feel like quackity and Niki are just like "this??? This is our competition??????" And LORDDD I am so ready to see the character development it's gonna be fucking amazing

DID THEY NOT PLAN AHEAD FOR THIS??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

IM LAUGHING SO HARDJDKSKFKDKSDKF IM STILL REELING AFTER GLASS AND LIKE FEELING SUPER TENSE AND STUFF I WAS PREPARED FOR LJKE ANGST AND NOW IM JUST GIGGLING I LOVE THIS SM THEYRE SO PRECIOUS OFJSJKDKFKF I THOUGHT TOMMY WAS GONNA BE LIKE ?? SUPER ENTITLED AND DICKISH I WAS NOT PREPARED OHKHGODJDKGKFLLDF

This might be my fav bee!tommy yet omfg this is adorable

I love how fuckign confused Wilbur is 😭😭😭

I'm attached to them I'm so attached to rose!clingyduo istg if anyone of them die I WILL kill everyone in the room and then myslef holyfuckushintgjsjdkffld

Also I love how amused Sam is this is so <33 (I'm clinging to this wholesomeness before everything goes to shit omg)

THIS IS SO WHOLESOME WTFFFSHFJFKFLFKDKDF

I'M SO SCARED. THIS IS TOO WHOLESOME. WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN.

I just feel like . Everyone's gonna be like "wtf is Sam thinking, seriously considering *that child* as a heir?" And I feel like Tommy's really gonna come into his own and surprise everyone by the end of this fic... And who knows maybe parallels between Sam and Phil and TOMMY AND WILBUR I've done it Bee I've connected the dots, I've connected them. Didn't Sam literally say he had no idea what he was doing and Phil helped him... Ooiuhghhhh man OOOHHHH MANNNDJFKFLGLDKS explodes

YEAAAA SANDUDODODO DANCING (they were mentioned in the same sentence) (I am mentally ill)

Oh shit?????? I am staring I AM STARING

OHHH SHITTT CRIMEBOYS TIME ! LETS GOOO

Sam still trying to keep Wilbur as the next future consil? 👀👀👀

Ohmygod Wilbur ur dumb

YEAH U TELL HIM PHIL (but also ow ow ow daddy issues ow ow ow)

Oohhh godddhdkajdfkskdf enemies to brothers shdksoshdkdksjff

Omg he's being gentle omggjdkskf angelduo moment ! ☝️☝️

Uh oh

Uh oh

Oh godhfkdksjdd

THIS IS SO AWKWARDJFKDLDGG

He knows plants 🫶🫶🫶 I am so endeared by this boy omfg

Uh ohhh

OOP

Ily tommy slay king slayyy

Omg 😭😭😭 HES A BABYYYY BEE A BABYYY AND UR MCD'ING THIS FIC??? UR PUTTING THIS SWEET PRECIOUS PRECIOUS BOY INTO THIS MINEFIELD OF TRAUMA?? DEAR LORD I AM SO SCARED

also Wilbur bro. Now do u understand why ur dad wanted u to talk to him I don't get why ur so against this THE WHOLE POINT IS TO GET INFO SO U CAN BE ON TOP AND HAVE ADVANTAGES AND STUFF BROOOFJFJDK

Even I know that and I'm a dumbass /j

I adore tommy shfjfkdkdd I need crimeboys to be brothers NEOWWWW

Me this entire ask: omgogmgogm this child is ADORABLE I love him

Wilbur: he is so fucking rude and insufferable I hate him I hate my life UGH

OOIUHHHJMYGODHSKFJFJF I LOVE SANDDUO SO MUCHDJDOSODOFJDKDJFJF

OOHHHMYGODUDJLSDJFKF THE SANDDUO IS SO GOGUSODIDKSJFKFN THIS IS SO FUCKED UP BEE SHFKBJSBDKGJDJFFKSKDKF I LOVE THEM SM BUT I AM SCREAMING SHDNGLDJSKFJDDKFJFKSKFJDKDJFKFKDNFKGJDNDNFNFNFKGKGK AAAAAAA DJGKFJSNFKDNFKVKFK

The conflict... He has sm conflict... Aaaaaaaa wikburufdjskshdkskdnfn lord he's gonna go through so many crisises (?) (Crises?) in this fic oml I'm staring at Niki and quackity talking to each other and Wilbur feeling left out sooo hard omggg

IM SO EXCITED HOLYFCUINGHSITJDJDKFGKG I NEED TO SLEEP BUT LORD I AM SO SOSOSOSODOFJDKGKOAJDKGKGK IM INSANE IM INSANE ACTUALLY YHIS IS MY FAV THING EVER IM SOO?? EVERYTIME I THIBK IVE REACHED MY MAX OF LOVING THIS FIC I MAMAGE TO LOVE IT EVEN MORE BRO I AM SO FUCKING HYPED RAHSHSJFKGGL

God Sam and Phil are totally gonna be reminded of young Sam by tommy I can sense it... This is so shfkfksjfkdk

Anyways !! Ty for the epic chapter bee I am Reeling this is so fucking hype omgohmhofmdg

"omg sandduo moment" just describes you so well icy lmao

well, when I was trying to come up with the name of tommy's city I knew it was by the river and it's a port city so I wanted it to be related to water in a sense, but I still wanted it to sound more medievalish. Val is a shortened form of Vale/Valley, and broek is just me doing a weird spelling of brook. so it technically is just 'river valley'

it was so fun planning out the culture/fashion differences between the capital and the riverlands. like, there isn't a huge amount of difference, but nobility in the capital and along the coastline are usually kept up to date with the latest fashion trends and the like, and also the weather at the capital and along the coast is different than it is further inland in the riverlands. since they don't have the coastal regulation, it gets much warmer in the summer and much cooler in the winter there compared to the coastal cities. so that also affects the fashion trends.

lol thank you I try very hard to keep everyone in character while throwing them into these wildly different situations. I don't know why I have a thing for making jack a royal guard it just fits him, but as I'm sure you can already tell rose!jack is very different from stars!jack who are both extremely different from glass!jack while all still being forms of c!jack. it's a fun nuance for me to play with.

I definitely wanted to show how unprepared tommy is for this sort of court life. he's 13 and bloodline wise isn't anywhere close to the throne. this isn't something he was ever taught to expect as a possibility. once again just emphasizes how much of an out of left field choice this was for sam to make.

eli had the idea for the bit of clingyduo pulling that shit in court. it was so funny I couldn't not include it.

I'm sure you can guess but uh, while he might be a sweet kid now tommy is going to be very different by the end of this fic. :)

wilbur logically knows he needs to try and befriend tommy for his own benefit but he is nothing if not petty and dramatic

thank you icy I'm so glad you're enjoying so far!! these first few chapters feel so slow for me to write as the author because I know what comes next and how things ramp up, but I'm glad it's really enjoyable so far

[storiesofsvu]

haapy thursday...

law and order AND criminal mind spoilers under the cut! (criminal mind at the very end and very easy to skip over)

Thank god for these recaps because I forget ninety percent of what happens on OC because I just do not care lololoolol.

Where do I know this motherfucker from? (duran) (ouat… that’s where)

Uuggggghhh we’re gonna have to deal with MORE UC Elliot?! Fuck this

LOOL she’s a CI, fucking new there was something off about her. Like yeah, she’s still a criminal but cooperating lol.

I feel like this approach to getting in is literally the worst. Why would this fuck ever trust anyone who just randomly walks up to him in a bar with a duffle of money?! Like that’s CLEARLY a fucking cop. I know there’s the pretense of “killing kevin” shit but still… I would not believe

Uggh Elliot shut the fuck up, stop taking this out on Jamie….

I don’t trust this other boss dude, not one bit… I feel like literally everyone on this show is out to get Ayanna and fuck up her life like… can she just be left in peace for ONCE pls.

And immediately after I say that Elliot goes behind her back and groups up the squad into a secret operation without her permission or even opinion on it. Like, he really doesn’t understand that she OUTRANKS him right?! Like could you IMAGINE if Velasco or muncy pulled that crap on olivia?! They’d be out of a job. Like… even with Duarte, who is *not* part of her squad, but a level below as a lieutenant, she got all attitudey “the next word out of your mouth better be followed by a ‘captain’.” Like…cmon… I get that this is meloni’s show, but like, have some fucking respect for your boss??

Whyd they make sure a big deal out of this girl and the police reveal on elliots behalf if SHE’S ALREADY A CI?? SHES ALREADY WORKING WITH THE COPS!??

LOOOOLLL the look on bell’s face when Jamie took her coffee. PLEASE. M’am’s about to smack a bitch

Kay. So… you’re telling me you’re looking for duran… and you HAVENT checked with the daughter’s house?? (or is this all a rouse?)

Is she *not* a CI? I’m so fucking confused.

Jfc the disgust face I made when she kissed him, fuck this

Yeah man, im with Jamie on this….

Okay, update from last week now that imdb is updated… elliot’s therapist IS the same actor as fin’s rope/tide guy. Fucking KNEW IT.

Mothership time..

Oooo! LOVING the blue on kate!!

Callback to the SHOES! YES! Something that Chicago pd taught me was to look for the shoes cause they can’t dump them or change them like they can a coat/hoodie. I knew he had red ones!

He’s an upper east side prep school kid and the judge REALLY went for a mere $2mill?? Jfc

Is sam going to actually get to do this one on her own for once?? Pls…

Aawweeee sam my beeebeeeee…. Let me HUG YOU PLS. im thankful for more insight into her background now

Jfc… nolan’s “excuse me?” when sam brings up the rich white kid comment? Go fuck yourself. BLESS mccoy for stepping in and defending her and agreeing, give her some damn respect fuck.

Vic had THIS many *severe* injuries and the perp only has a broken wrist/hand whatever, and we’re seriously claiming self defence? That’s going WAY overboard bestie

Okay I called being under the influence as a defence plea at the beginning… but god what a fucking dick move just because you know you’ve lost the self defence plea. Ugh.

 Okay…they bought dabs at like, 11pm? And the murder happened at like what 6am? Like obvi he could’ve been smoking all night as he wandered around and threw rocks but still.. this is fuckign bull

They’re saying he LEGALLY ingested it, yet he’s 18 & the legal age is 21, so there’s THAT and then there’s the fact that his FRIEND was the one who bought it with his weed card, NOT him.

NOLAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOU JUST WANT TO THROW SAM UNDER THE BUS CAUSE YOU DON’T WANT TO TAKE THE FALL FUCK YOU.

I was LITERALLY about to say “why is every week of this show the old white lawyer and cop being fucking stupid and the poc characters having to be all ‘smarten up bruh’,” and THEN THAT HAPPENED. Fuck.

At least mccoy has her back.

Okay back to raging about Nolan… like.. this just makes it look like a personal vendetta. Change it out to the female poc lawyer leading the case, the one who you know is already having an emotional week and taking the case a little bit too hard. So if she gets emotional in the courtroom or whatever it’s because “she’s a woman” if she crosses a line its because she’s biased to the poc vic. Like FUCK this. Sam gets treated like shit and tossed into the ditch every goddamn week of this show I s2g, she deserves better.

Still mad at Nolan but overall that ep was WAY more entertaining and interesting than any other one ive seen. Doesn’t hurt that it was a very sam focussed one…

Time for SVU

Velasco coming in clutch with the cozy coat collection yet again

Bx9 has literally been around for YEARS, like we’ve seen them in so many previous seasons, and liv has been in svu the entire time, she’s worked bx9 cases before, how tf would she have not known/realized this shit earlier?

Fin getting stuck doing literal managerial work and absolutely hating it is peak comedy

Muncy going after Duarte… mood

We’re…really letting muncy out there on her own… this seems like bad news…

God this is fucking heartbreaking…

Still not sure if I trust or like Duarte…

I get this guys in the hospital but why is he not cuffed to the bed.. like..bruh is gonna RUN otherwise.

All of this “let them get settled” “tell her to come in tomorrow” “give them some peace” GURL PLS WE ALL KNOW THAT THEY’LL BE DEAD BY THEN…

THAT’S Oscar papa…. He’s a fucking twink…

Literally anyone could’ve seen that shanking coming… cmon… that’s been the theme tonight. Way too obvious foreshadowing..

Okay… so after all of that… it wasn’t actually Oscar papa?

Oh, okay, so they let this perp get dressed?? Lolololol

Im sorry… on what grounds do they have to arrest him? This is just based off what the other guy said? See… if we were going to do a three ep arc of this shit, and there’s still one left, could we not have wrapped up with some personal shit, the team out for drinks? Sonny going home to the girls?? Olivia maybe popping in to see how noah’s doing?? And then leave the arresting Oscar to the beginning of next week?

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to briefly touch on criminal minds as well because i yelled out loud and scared my roomate lololol.

last week was SO fucking good, like they fed us so well and then this week wtf was that!? the bomb going off, we knew from the promo jj would be relatively ok, but not luke. i KNOW their team is small so having one of them in the hospital would throw things off but like, at least one of them could be a little bloodied up, a little consequences once in a while would be nice and not just a jump scare (i cant think of the proper saying but you get my drift)

i never really shipped garcia & luke, so i'm not super mad about the tyler thing. do think its weird for garcia to be so hot and cold, like she refused to be in the same room as him and now she's (secretly) helping him out and giving him a place to stay and all that? i get that now he's out free cause he wasn't an unsub, and there's that sympathy over the dead sister and her being able to relate to it over her parents but it still seems super off. (and yes, i do think that it was incredibly dumb and irresponsible of the entire fbi team to be all "yeah, your sister's dead, sorry, BAI!" like, they shouldve asked if he had somewhere to go, a friend to talk to, anything...)

what I AM *very* mad about is rebecca & tara. we're introduced in the first ep to rebecca, and finally have some queer representation on the show (and played by a queer actor too!--presumably?? i dont know if its ever been legitimately confirmed?) for us to BARELY see them together, NEVER see them at home together (no matter how briefly they lived together). just to break them up?? like, don't get me wrong, i can see why what happened would cause a fight in their relationship, but even tara could go in and explain that at the time of the original case, she wouldve believed it too, that they had more evidence now and rebecca isn't at fault or some shit like that... why do we always have to kill our gays!? it's getting fucking old and im not here for it.

rest of the ep was meh? did love they got the jet back though. hoping next week is better.