#I MAYHAPS BE STUPID

[cherrytraveller]

ppl have been positively DELIGHTED by my recent F!Leo post so i’m dumping some more self-indulgent stuff on here, enjoy my version of my pathetic little middle-aged meow meow

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[eggsthebenedict]

how am i supposed to pronounce boop actually

is it boo-oop? Is it b-op? Is it ba-p? Or am I just really stupid?

[floofle-universe]

Not enough people are talking about this

[im-smart-i-swear]

its october:) so i drew silver enjoying some colorful leaves and chilling<33

also his sweater is based on the sweater i made for my ugly bootleg son yesterday<3

silver getting to enjoy nature and leaves and chilly atumn air is. so importrant to me actually

[natjennie]

I haven't really engaged with the izzy drama bc its mostly so boring to me but. just saw a post that was like "it's so fucked up that djenks said izzy was a father figure to ed, the whole time he's been psychosexually obsessed with him" like okay have you never heard of a daddy kink? do you have no idea about the concept of a relationship with older men? you are the same kind of person who assigns found family roles to characters and then gets mad when people imagine them fucking. father figure does not mean literal biological father. you have no understanding of authentic queer experiences if you think being a father figure is in direct opposition to having a weird sexual obsession with someone. what the fuck are you talking about. being queer is literally all about subverting classical understandings of relationships and family roles and love and sex. have you not been paying attention? to anything?

[justatiredghost]

"You can't picture going grocery shopping with Astarion"

Cowards. If you're not picturing a disaster Tav and Astarion going to a 24/7 convenience store, or making Astarion try to figure out what kind of pads/tampons to by Tav, something he hasn't had to think about for 200 years, what's the point?

[drawfee-quot3s]

i cAn't figure out what this is. soo i've just decided that he's going to be melting

- julia

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

wait. it just occurred to me why I like "baby" as a platonic endearment so much.

[hearts4juzi]

im sure youve already made one but i keep thinking about an au where instead of mike starting his investigations after his dad tells him to go to cbbys e&r he just fuckin starts looking into shit when hes like a teen. i need him to direct all that teen angst and hate for his dad (and if it was post bite/if the bite happened all that energy too) into. idfk. fighting the animatronics. setting his dads businesses on fire. i dont really have an idea for his motive to get off his ass and do this but i do think the interactions would be funny as hell. charlie shows up to scare off/kill the nightguard and sees him and is like “MICHAEL????”

(maybe his motive would be shortly after the bite he sees his dad messing with fredbear and is like. ??? bc hes not cleaning it hes just. investigating it? and will says hes figuring out the problem and mike knows hes full of shit bc henry built them and hes overheard will grumbling about not being able to troubleshoot issues and having to refer to henry for that. bc mikes a little nosy and thought that the oh-so cocky william afton not being able to do something was funny.)

anyways this is getting long oops just thought youd find a silly teen mike idea fun. hes still an asshole btw dw

-cross

TEH IDEA OF CHARLIE COMING TO KILL THE NIGHTGUARD AND PAUSING BC HES. NOT AN ADULT. THATS GENIUS.

also charlie having the initial "pause ur not old enough" which turns into "MICAHEL FUCKING AFTON!>?!!?!??!"

OUUUHHH AND HIM KNOWING HIS DADS FULL OF SHIT im staring so hard at you this sounds so silly

[greensaplinggrace]

"the venn diagram of reylo and darklina shippers is a circle" fact actually a statistical error. the venn diagram of reylo and darklina shippers would actually be a sun, because I and over half of the darklina shippers I know that don't ship reylo would be jettisoning from the circle like sunbursts to continue on our own paths

[grmpgm]

also 2day is my birthday :3

[toaster-trash]

Sometimes I remember that my sanity is actually dependant on a few fictional characters from 200 years ago, like not a silly haha joke but that I genuinely don’t have any other support system or healthy coping mechanism other than reading about and engaging in fan content for these fictional Victorians, and then I am like “uh oh. Goodness me. I may be in a bit of a sticky situation. A pickle, if you will.”

Anyway ahahahah something something humorous tumblr post as a coping mechanism ahaha something something

[innytoes]

Willie Ship of your choice and Pokemon AU?

The problem with living in a town with a gym, Reggie thought, was that every passing by would-be Pokemon master thought literally everyone with a Pokemon wanted to battle. It was exhausting. Especially when they wouldn't take no for an answer.

Listen, was it stupid for Reggie to try and punch out a Geodude? Yes, but it was better than trying to punch out a twelve year old. Probably. The twelve year old probably wouldn't have given him what felt like a black eye. And he had to act fast, because the Pokemon had been rapidly approaching his cowering Jolteon.

"What the hell were you thinking?" Alex asked as he came to on what appeared to be a park bench. It wasn't very comfy, except for his head, which was pillowed on something.

"That Sparky is a rescue, and if she doesn't want to fight, she shouldn't have to," he said, gently petting the Jolteon who was nuzzling her nose under his hand anxiously. "It's okay baby, nobody's going to hurt you."

Both of Reggie's Pokemon were rescues. His very first, a Growlithe puppy he'd found out in the rain when he was fifteen, was a constant companion. Reggie wasn't sure what had happened to it before he got him, but Buddy didn't particularly like fighting. He shied away from battles, and it took Reggie ages to realise why he always cowered behind his legs in a certain part of town. The part near the gym.

They'd worked on that, and getting his confidence up in general. Buddy was a happy Pokemon now, though he still didn't like battles. The only time Reggie had ever seen him fight was to protect Reggie, and to help him kick Sparky's owner's ass. Anyone that would raise his hand against his own Pokemon didn't deserve them. They did, however, deserve a black eye, a stolen Jolteon, and singed pair of jeans.

With a groan, he sat up, laughing when Buddy hopped on the bench and started anxiously licking at his face. "I'm okay, Bud," he promised. "What happened? Did Whitney put them to sleep?" That was their usual strategy, when trainers wouldn't stop bothering them. You couldn't start a Pokemon fight if you were too asleep to grab your Pokeballs.

Alex' emotional support Jigglypuff chirped at him from Alex' backpack.

"I was going to, but..."

"Yeah, sorry, Ziggy and I stepped in first," a new voice said from behind him. Reggie turned and blinked. Apparently, the comfortable thing his head had been pillowed on was this gorgeous stranger's lap. He had beautiful long dark hair, killer cheekbones, and just about the cutest Zigzagoon Reggie had ever seen draped over his shoulders like a fancy stole.

"I- uh- that's..." Really hot, Reggie wanted to say.

Sparky nudged his hand again, pointy fur prickling under his fingers. "Thanks," Reggie managed. He looked up at Alex, who seemed equally flustered at this hot stranger who just rocked up and saved them both, and then waited with them until Reggie regained consciousness.

"Are you... a trainer?" Reggie asked, carefully. He didn't seem to have any Pokeballs on his belt, just the Zigzagoon wrapped around his neck. But if he defeated that kid's entire arsenal, that Zigzagoon was probably powerful as heck.

"No," the guy said quickly. Ziggy nuzzled his cheek gently. "I... not anymore. Ziggy and I are just... travelling."

"Thank you for saving us," Alex said sincerely.

"If you're new in town," Reggie said, not wanting the guy to leave now that he was awake again. "Maybe we could show you the best places to get food?"

The man's guarded look changed into a beautiful smile. "I'd like that, yeah," he agreed. "I'm Willie."

In the end, Willie decided to stick around a lot longer than he planned, and Reggie and Alex never had to worry about pushy Pokemon Trainers again. Their boyfriend and his badass Zigzagoon had them covered.