#I WANNA LIKE MAKE HIM EAT HIS FIRST AVOCADO WITH ME

[zcorners120]

Hello, could you please make a part 3 for the shut up and get in story? I loved part 1 and part 2! Maybe that they walk into the paddock and garage together and that those mechanics are shocked that they are together. But if you come up with something else I will be happy with that as well!

yes ! im v happy to see my arthur fics getting recognition, especially shut up & get in, i put loads of effort into them <3 it's been a while since i wrote them so i had to re read them LMAAAOO

arthur leclerc x reader MASTERLIST PART ONE PART TWO

synopsis; your confusing newfound relationship with Arthur has now started to progress further..

warnings;

Trapped in his embrace, you began to increasingly panic. Maybe if you just pretended to fall asleep for awhile? Or do you just pull out of his grip?

You took the riskier option, having to pull with every muscle and get out of his strong arms. He stirred slightly, the gentle sunlight gracing his relaxed face as he dozed off.

You changed back into your now dry jeans, keeping his shirt on as you spray some deodorant and perfume on that you had in your bag. Slipping down the stairs and into the kitchen you made some breakfast, humming a tune from a shitty song, mixing the eggs in the pan.

"Something smells good." A deep voice announces, accompanied by the steps that it was taking towards you.

Slightly jumping, forgetting it wasn't just you in this incredible house.

"Oh yeah sorry, thought I'd just make us something." You cringed at the thought of this, you 24 hours ago wouldn't of have believed the situation.

He sat opposite on the kitchen island, rubbing his eyes groggily.

"I don't wanna bring this up, but like, sleeping together? What do we make of that?" Stirring the scrambled eggs before stopping, looking up and being met with Arthur's raised eyebrows.

"At least let me eat the eggs first, damn." Witty attitude straight from the morning.

"Not like that, pervert." You flicked a bit of broken egg shell towards him that you hadn't thrown away yet.

Little did you know, that egg shell was about to start war.

You saw the demeanour on his face turn from playful to something serious behind his eyes, but you were a bit too curious to find out.

Turning around with a smirk plastered on your face, thinking you'd finally won against him. Getting the pancake mix ready, you felt something wet and gooey fall on your head, running down the back of your neck.

"You're game."

Splatters everywhere. Ketchup in places it shouldn't be. Equally soaked in milk and runny yolk dripping.

Sat down on the wet floor opposite each other, absolutely beat by your childish activities. Trying to pretend like Arthur didn't pick you up by the waist, screaming when dropped you in a concoction of blueberries, smashed avocado and strawberry jam. Or closing you into the corner of the kitchen, his hot and heavy breath millimetres away from your plump lips, moment ruined by yoghurt falling and saturating your hair.

As you went to shower, for the second time, in Arthur Leclerc's shower, he posted something on his story.

Agreeing to a peace treaty, you headed to work in Arthur's car again, wearing another one of his tops and a pair of his joggers since he insisted.

Walking through the double doors to the academy together, huge smiles plastered on your faces was truly a sight that had to be seen with your own eyes.

The other mechanics went quiet, slightly in shock to see the two of you walking in late, giddy, and wearing his clothes.

"I thought they hated each other?" One asked his friend, to which his friend shakes his head and replies.

"They're kids. Who knows at this rate?"

[salsakiyoomi]

“is it me or have you gotten...bigger?”

miguel's question makes you whirl around to face him with a scowl on your face, insulted, “the hell's that supposed to mean?”

you know what it means though, you know what he means — with the morning sickness and the weird, godawful cravings, your body is…changing — you’ve missed your period this month and you've put on a little weight — your breast have swollen and your belly has bloated with a few stretch marks over your abdomen — you thought the changes were subtle at first but you guess you were wrong.

miguel shrugs, gesturing dismissively to your body, “you know, you’ve gotten bigger.”

you glare at him — he has always been a little too blunt with his words and comments —  you put your hands on your waist, “you know, that’s not exactly a very nice thing to say.”

he shrugs again and you want to punch him with how nonchalant he is about this, “‘m just saying the truth.”

“there is this thing called sugarcoating.” you shoot back, “and you don’t tell your wife that ‘she’s gotten bigger’ or any woman for that matter.”

you’re more snappy than usual — if this has been a passing comment on any other day, you probably would have laughed and scolded him, not today though, not with your hormones high on edge.

he chuckles, but it sounds more like a scoff almost as if he’s making fun of you, “come on, amor. it’s a good look on you.”

you frown at him and shake your head, sighing, “i'm not in the mood for your shit right now, miguel.”

you turn away from him, going back to folding the clothes — you haven’t told him about your pregnancy yet, unsure of how he would react, the two of you never really talked about having kids in the start of your relationship nor marriage, so finding the test stick positive was a dreadful surprise for you — although you should've known the two of you had too much fun a few weeks ago.

his arms wrap around your waist from behind, and he nuzzles his face in the nape of your neck, “you're so grouchy these days.” he murmurs, his deep voice so close to your ears makes you shiver and his hands trail lower and you tense when they slip under your shirt and his rough fingertips press gently against the soft skin of your swollen abdomen.

“and you’re so bitchy these days — all days.” you immediately retort. 

he chuckles and he turns you around to face him and he has a shit-eating grin on his lips that you oh, so badly want to slap off of his face, “how are those avocados and chocolate going for you?”

“they taste really nice, thanks.” you roll your eyes, attempting to squirm away from his embrace.

“did you get your period this month?”

his question makes you pause and you look at him with squinted eyes — sure, he knows your cycle. sure, he knows when you're moody and on your period but he’s never really asked if you got it during a month or not.

“yes.” you lie, speaking after a beat.

“you sure?” 

you groan, “what do you mean i’m sure? of course i am.”

“i’m just askin’, amor.” he hums, his thumbs press against your baby bump and you can’t help but wonder if he is doing it deliberately 

“miguel, what do you want?” you sigh, exasperated.

“nothing.” he replies smugly, and you’re sure he’s teasing you at this point as he leans down to kiss your jaw, “is there anything you wanna tell me?” he whispers.

you lean away and narrow your eyes at him, “what?”

“what?” he echoes innocently.

“is there anything you aren’t telling me?” you ask back, tone accusatory as you raise an eyebrow at him.

at this point, he’s rubbing circles with his thumbs on your swollen abdomen, “not as much as what you're not telling me.”

you frown at him, “okay, you know what? i’m done playing with you here.”

you attempt to pull away from him again but his hands now grip your hips to keep you in place, “miguel!” you groan — you usually liked it when he was in his playful moods but not today though, he’s just getting on your nerves.

“come on.” he laughs, “just talk to me, okay?”

“i would if it wasn’t such an insufferable task!”

“calm down.” he hums and his hands find your waist again, and he’s once again rubbing small circles with his thumbs on your bump, “are you sure there isn’t anything you wanna tell me?”

you shiver at his touch and your eyes narrow at him as it clicks, “you know, don’t you?”

“know what?” he asks, feigning confusion.

“asshole.” you groan, covering your face — you know he knows because of course he does, this was miguel, nothing gets past him.

“come on, you seriously thought that i wouldn’t find out?” he says with a laugh — he noticed when your body started changing because he damn well knows every inch of you, he noticed it in the way you constantly hugged yourself as if to hide your growing tummy and then he saw the pregnancy test in the bathroom bin, “avocados and chocolate? you don’t even like avocados.”

“why didn’t you say anything?” you ask, voice muffled by your hands as you peek at him through your fingers.

“i just wanted to see how long it would take for you to tell me first,” he answers simply and you groan again and he laughs, pulling your hands away from your face and placing a kiss on your lips, “no need to hide now, amor.”

“you’re such a dickhead.” you mumble against his lips, and his hands are on your swollen belly because he thinks that he probably won't be able to get them off of it in the next few months, because despite how unprepared he is — how unprepared the two of you are, he can’t help but feel excited, can’t help but be eager for the day his and yours baby comes — so he laughs at your comment, and presses a gentle kiss to your lips once more.

“your dickhead."

a/n : i got inspo from this drabble by @liliacamethyst i loved it sm 😭

[yourtouchismidas]

could you write matth and rg taking the girls trick or treating for the first time please?? 🥺

so i think you take gigi trick or treating every year when she is very little, too little to remember, dressing her up as an avocado when she is a five month old and has only just learned how to hold her own hear up, and then as a spider when she is one, with big stuffed legs that she chewed on while held her in your arms and matty rand doorbells for her and smiled proudly as everyone cooed, then took all the candy round to georges to eat when they got high. when she is three she chooses her own costume, a witch, and asks for the sweets herself. matty still eats most of it, "to save her little teeth" and you share a few chocolate bars with her.

gigi's fourth halloween, you are with matty on tour in america, lounging in the hotel room the morning before his halloween show. you've talked about the fact that it's halloween, obviously, over gigi's head, and the boys have picked out their costumes for the show. gigi hasnt really said anything about it all day, you're not sure she even remembers halloweens past, or if its all just a hazy dribbly chocolate blur. but while you and matty are cuddling in bed watching telly, gigi hitches herself up to look out the hotel window.

"its scary day!" she says.

"yeah, gi," you say, "it's halloween."

she runs back over from the window and jumps on you both "we need to get my costume!"

you peer out the window yourself and see a bunch of school children waiting at their bus stop, all dressed in cute little costumes.

"we can get you a costume" matty says.

"will we have time?" you fret, worried about getting to the venue and sound check and everything.

"yeah, definitely."

"then we can knock on people's doors?" gigi says, "thats what you do on halloween"

you and matty look at each other. there will not be time for trick or treating, you know that. you break this news to gigi, and she starts sobbing into matty's chest, and he strokes her hair but he can't change anything, you simply dont have time. he feels like the worst person in the world.

gigi is still crying when you meet the rest of the band for breakfast, and she holds her hands up to george and he lifts her up and asks whats wrong. she just buries her head in his shoulder.

"we dont have time to go trick or treating," you explain.

"oh dear, gus," george says, as she sobs into his shoulder, "it's a hard life isnt it love?"

you take gigi to walmart while they sort venue stuff out, and she picks a skeleton onesie and you take her back to the hotel room and draw more bones on her face with eyeliner. she giggles with delight.

matty texts, can you bring gi back stage before the show? everythings done, wanna hang.

so you set off. when you get back stage, it's oddly quiet, like no one is there. you cant hear voices. the stage set looms like an empty house, the arena echoey. you take gigi and go and try and find matty's dressing room by yourself, with no one to ask. you find it, in a corridor of dressing rooms, the first one with matty's name taped on the front. you knock.

matty opens the door in his costume. he's dressed as a magician, with a black suit with coat and tails, a top hat, and a wand.

"oh hello there, can i help you?" he asks, looking surprised. you and gigi side eye each other.

"matty," she says, "it's me. your daughter."

"i'm just a person in my house on halloween. ready to give treats to the children who knock" he says, "or tricks," he says, poking gigi with his wand and making her squeal. he disappears behind the door and hands her a plastic basket shaped like a pumpkin, and then tips out a bag of sharing candy into it.

"yay!" gigi says, and you smile knowingly at matty, kissing him on the cheek and wrapping your arms around him.

"no time for this affection young lady," he says, unwrapping your arms from him, but kissing you quickly on the side of the head, "plenty more houses to visit." he gestures down the corridor at the unopened dressing room doors. you grin. matty waves his wand dramatically at the both of you, then closes his door slowly behind him, saying "have a good night," in the most creepy voice he can muster.

you go from door to door, and behind each is another member of the band, or their partner, or a manager, or a security guard. george is dressed as frankensteins monster and chases gigi down the halls with his arms out in the front of him. Ross is wearing red lycra as the devil, a tail pinned to his bum, his long hair all out and down his back, two red horns sticking up out of his head. he's bought way too much candy for gigi and she throws herself at him in gratitude, screaming "i love the devil!" and making you both split with laughter. adam jumps out dressed as a ghost and gigi screams and then pretends not to be frightened at all, and ends up chasing adam round the halls with ross' red plastic pitchfork.

you have gigi say thank to the boys, for making her her own trick or treating street backstage, and she kisses her daddy with her black lipstick before he goes on stage, and he leaves the print there the whole show, while you watch in the audience and your little skeleton falls asleep in your arms, happy as ever on halloween.

[effervescentdragon]

Sebchal for 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 and 60

Describe their first date.

They dont go on a date til theyve already done like. Sleeping together, fighting, fucking again, fighting again, breaking uo even tho they were never technically together, the pining, the getting back together. (Neither of them count the nights they spent talking, or watching movies, or random drives to the countryside, or hiking trips, because theyre both idiots, obvy.) They realize theyve never been on a date, well, Charles does, and Charles reserves a dinner in a fancy restaurant, Seb kinda hates it but he goes anyways, and its awkward and weird and more like pr dinners they used to do and they just look at each other and Seb goes "wanna meet me in the bathroom" and Charles is like "uhhhh YES" so they make out in the bathroom and come back too much time later, and they get the desert to go and go find a beach and just sit down, dirtying their fancy clothes (Charles', Seb doesnt care), and make out in the moonlight for hours.

Choose one song that perfectly describes their relationship.

Red - Pale Waves 🙈

Who has an insatiable appetite? And what does the other do to help?

Charles. He can eat everything anytime. Seb bakes him bread and cookies that fit his diet, and makes him omelettes with avocado and puts bacon in his own, and lets Charles steal it every time.

Who's more likely to do something out of spite?

Sebastian "I was faster I won" Vettel. Because you can take a WDC out of Red Bull, but you can't take the cunt out of the boy. He thinks twice about it these days, bcs age and maturity and shit. :)

Your OTP gets to pick out each other's outfits; what is each wearing?

The worst fucking things ever bcs they are both awful gremlins. Seb is dressed in red (he refuses to wear anything with Ferrari on it and Charles doesnt oush on this), and Charles has to wear casual clothes. (Seb likes the grey sweatpants most ;) )

Who pulls the other closer when they’re sleeping?

Charles does it in his sleep, involuntarily and automatically. Seb does it calculatedly 🥰

LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

[mentallyshattered]

This is part 14 of the "What if Yuu didn't want to go back?" Series!

(I, the author of this work, do not consent to this work being crossposted/translated without my knowledge or used to train an AI, ever.)

Masterlist

"A nightmare? Both of them? I've heard of familiars having similar dreams, given how common it is, but it's generally accepted that having a familiar is a nightmare deterrent." Vil pauses, his face pensive. "Generally, though, having a familiar means you won't have any nightmare you can't be woken from. And you're sure it was a bad dream?"

"Positive. He kept begging some unknown figure for help; it was something like 'please, make this stop' over and over again, quietly."

"Hmm. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I'll see what I can do."

"You know, Roi de Poison, I have seen Monseur Smoke go and punch trees quite often, until he bleeds. Every time, his attacks last one half-hour, if uninterrupted."

"That does sound like it could be related." Vil turns his head towards me and Grim rather suddenly, as though he forgot we were there. "Yuu, Grim, go and eat. You need the energy, and you've already done enough here. Make sure to drink some water; you two haven't been drinking enough."

Grim and I follow Vil's instruction and leave. Breakfast is avocado toast, which I'm pretty sure is our housewarden's way of making sure everybody eats a decent amout of something green instead of living on fish like the whole dorm seems to try.

While the ice water is nice, I can't bring myself to enjoy it. What of my friends? What of Ace and Deuce, with their tyrant housewarden? What of Korrak and Mandible, with their unknown nightmares?

"H-Hey, Yuu."

"Hi, Korrak! What's up?" Looking into his smokey grey eyes, I can understand why Rook calls him 'Monseur Smoke.'

"Not much, but I'm p-p-pretty sure we have t-t-t-t-to join a club. What club are you joining?"

"Myeh? We have to join a club?"

"Yeah, by the end of the week," Mandible adds, "have you seen the options?"

"Uhh, nope." Grim and I speak in unison this time.

"Well, w-w-we can all g-go and look at the opt-t-t-tions lat-t-t- Mandible, you know what I was g-g-going t-t-t-"

"Sure do. Anyway, do you two wanna go to the courtyard later today and look at the options?"

"Sure! Sounds fun."

Korrak looks relived. "Thanks, bud. You've always b-b-been there f-for me." Korrak turns to Grim and I. "Th-th-the speech issue is w-w-w-worse when I haven't eat-t-t-en."

Grim and I nod. "Isn't everything?"

"Fair point." Mandible seems to share Grim's sentiment. I hand Korrak a piece of toast, and he starts adding butter and avocado almost immediately.

When Grim and I get to class, we discover a well-rested Ace with no collar on.

"Yeah, housewarden Riddle must've had a change of heart or something. He's stopped enforcing most of the rules, and now Ace's punishment for stealing is helping Trey bake the tarts for the party. We still can't play croquet after 5:00pm, though."

I smile. Grim and I were right. Riddle did just need a hug and some time to himself.

The rest of class goes by without incident. It would be boring if I weren't learning the history of an entirely new world, but, hey, I'm in luck!

Alchemy sees me successfully using magic to catch a glass jar that got knocked off of a shelf. It "certainly would've shattered" on the stone floor if not for my "catlike reflexes-" or so Crewel says, anyway.

To be honest, I didn't even realize I knew a spell that could save that jar. I just panicked and attempted one I've read about. Good for me!

P.E. sucks, as usual. Ace stays conscious, though! Not without a bad sunburn that got him sent to the nurse anyway, but baby steps.

Lunch is tomato soup, which is the first time the main dish of a Pomefiore meal does not and cannot include fish. Even this morning, there were pieces of salmon for the avocado toast.

"So, Epel, w-what club are you in?"

"Spelldrive. Cain't wait fer practice t' start up, lemme tell ya! Hopefully I'll git bigger an' stop lookin' so-"

"Epel, Vil's in the room." Epel, despite having just been interrupted by four people, one of whom is a cat and another of whom is an opossum, does not delay his speaking. That's gotten pretty normal, after all.

"Whoop, sorry. Thanks, y'all. 'Nyway, I'd jus' like t' be a little less girly, y'know?"

"I g-get that. I got mist-t-t-aken for a girl all the t-t-t-"

"Take another bite of your soup, Korrak."

"Thanks, Mandible." He obeys. "Anyway, people u-used t-t-to think I was a girl all the t-t-time. They'd p-pick on me 'cause of that- you should've seen th-the looks on their faces when I beat the shit out of them."

Korrak laughs. I recall what I heard Rook say about Korrak punching trees until he bleeds, and spilling no blood for half an hour every time. Guess that's just what he's like.

Korrak doesn't strike me as a violent person so much as the retalliative sort. Why would he be violent? He doesn't start fights, he doesn't bully people, and he doesn't tolerate bullshit.

"It was always real f-funny, watching them s-s-suff-"

"Korrak." Our housewarden now stands tall behind the Korrak's confident figure.

"Uh, when I beat the bully out o-of them."

"Perfect." With that, Vil walks off. I wonder, why did it take him so long to react? Then again, this room is full of teens. Epel can't be the only potty mouth.

Korrak watches Vil go and shrugs. "That's life, I s-suppose." His stutter has noticeably improved since eating more of his soup, but is still present.

"Do you fight often, Korrak?"

"Only when I g-gotta. Kids back a-at my elementary school called me th-the gas st-t-t-ation, cuz I w-was nice t-t-to have around unt-il there were s-sparks."

Yeah, that makes sense. It's a little hard to imagine people pissing him off at all, but especially recalling the tree-punching thing. After all, Korrak stands tall and confident, with square shoulders and a smirk that suggests anyone who goes looking for trouble with him will find more of it than they bargained for. There's a spark in his eyes, like the sun peaking out from smoke, that makes it obvious: you fuck with Korrak, you've fucked up.

He's not shy, that's my point. He is kinda cute though, what with the hair- ashy purple and super fluffy. Combine that with his beautiful eyes and some teenage jealousy, and you've probably got at least one kid challenging him to make sure he stays away from their lover.

"Myah, we have class!"

Everybody's eyes widen. Evidently, the whole room forgot we aren't eating dinner.

Then, from various voices accross the room: "run!"

Luckily, Grim and I make it to class on time. Biology class is about morays today- specifically, the differences between cold sea morays and warm sea morays.

According to Trein, there's a trench that separates the sea. Morays who lay eggs on the south side lay two connected egg sacks. One side only has babies with magical left eyes, and the other only has babies with magical right eyes. The babies in each side fight until only one is left, and the survivors are twins.

Warm sea morays have nothing of the sort. Eggs can't be carried over the trench because the temperature change kills them, and keeping them on the side they weren't laid on requires keeping them at the temperature of the other side.

Cold sea morays can lay warm sea eggs, and vice versa. It's all location, and it's all very facinating. But, alas, class cannot go on forever.

MacGyvering shows us using drills as motors for fans, boats, and a variety of other things. Not really, though- we're making blueprints. Reasonable enough, if you ask me.

Finally, class is over. I hold Grim and carry him to the courtyard so he can sleep on the way. Korrak and Mandible are already waiting.

They wave. I wave back. Korrak motions to me to stand over by him, and I follow his lead. Beside him is a big list of all the clubs, pinned to the wall.

"I was thinking of joining the track and field club, but I'm not really sure. What do you think?"

"Well... what kind of stuff do you like?"

"The science club sounds fascinating. I've always liked all of it, anyway, but..."

"But what?"

"Well, I want to be more physical."

"You don't have to be in a club to use the gymnasium, Korrak."

"Yeah, great point. Science Club it is!" With that, he starts filling out an application that apparently just needed a few more fields to be filled in.

"Myeh?.. what time is... oh, I took a nap." Grim yawns, putting his, frankly, adorable little teeth on display. "What club are we joining?"

"I don't know yet. That's why we're here, Grim."

Grim hops onto the ground, does the iconic kitty stretch, and hops onto the bench. Before I can wonder why, he jumps onto Korrak's shoulder- the one that doesn't have Mandible on it- and onto my shoulder from there.

"You can just ask me to pick you up, Grim."

"Where's the fun in that?"

I sigh and roll my eyes. What clubs are there? Board Games, Mountain Lovers, Gargoyle Studies... out of those, Board Games seem like the best option.

"Where are the applications?" Korrak hands me one.

"Hey, you didn't even tell me what club you picked! We're both going, so we both need to approve!"

"I picked the board games club, Grim."

"Ooh. Sounds fun, I'm in!"

I grin. "We sure are!"

[littlelioncub43]

I just wanna flirt with one of our nerds. Like whether we're already in a relationship already or not but I'd straight up hit on them and with the cheesiest lines i could think of. I love them

They would love it.

He would be confused at first, but still eat it all up.

You both were grocery shopping, you'd gone off to find the right kind of yogurt you liked while he grabbed the produce. He was trying to pick out the best avocados (which is a special talent that only he possesses), when he heard a sultry voice.

"Hey, you come here often?" He whips around, nearly dropping the avocados, but immediately chuckles in relief when he finds you smiling at him.

"O-Oh, Jesus, you scared me," he laughs and sets the food in the cart.

"I'm sorry, Big Boy, I didn't mean to scare you," you coo in a flirtatious voice, giggling softly, "unless you want me to."

"W-What?" He's full on blushing, he's also half hard. Your eyes are playful yet sensual. He loves it.

This dork would absolutely do that to you too.

Everytime you go out to a bar or something, it suddenly starts with the both of you complimenting each other just to see how bashful you both could get. He loves when you stroke his arm, you did that when you were first dating. You still do it, but when you're blatantly flirting with him it makes it feel like the very first time. He 1000000% uses cheesy pick up lines on you.

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" He teases in a deeper voice, he knows how to get you all riled up.

"A little, but it's nothing you can't kiss better," you reply without missing a beat. He's blushing in an instant. Damn, you're good.

This Sweet Boy would be so stunned. Just how he was when you first started flirting with him. He would be the messiest of the three, and probably couldn't even flirt back.

"What's a sweetheart like you doing in a place like this?" You say with a playful smirk, your hands smoothing over his broad shoulders as you stand behind him. He shivers in his seat on the couch, trying to swallow the lump of nerves in his throat.

"I–I... um, wa-watching TV," He answers literally. He's stuttering so hard it's the cutest thing ever, you cant help but giggle. The noise relaxes him slightly but he's still reeling from the flirting. He's so cute.

[readerg1rl]

Too rough

Bakugou is sweet but too rough, use of pronouns she her, degradation (lots of degrading words during sex), reader just realizing love for Bakugou

this is for people 18+ minors do NOT interact

You have been transferred to UA from a small town. You are not very shy and do not look very strong, for the record you look like you don't even have powers at all. Your parents owned a big business and were quite rich but they like a small town vibe so they stayed there.

it's your first day and Aizawa presents you to the class, you are a bit embarrassed for some reason and keeping your head down, you sit at the back behind Denki, left to you is Iida and right to you is Ochaco.

The lunch break starts, and you are alone at your table eating a bento that you made, you made some pandas from rice, some sushi, avocado and a candy bar, nothing much.

Denki saw you and asked you to come with him, Mina, Bakugou, Sero and Kirishima. You nodded, Mina was so happy, Sero and Kirishima too, Bakugou was well... Bakugou, silent and looking away, you weren't thinking too much of him, you were happy that you made friends the first day.

"we are going to lunch, do you wanna go with us y/n?" Kirishima asked you after school, you nodded. They asked a lot questions about you and you did about them, you wanted to get to know them and they wanted to get to know you too. There was one person that you didn't even hear a word from, they all talked in his name, he was calm.

They all called him rough and very vocal, always angry and really possessive, but he didn't seem like that to you but it didn't quite matter, they were all friends to you.

A month passed and everything was fine until Ectoplasm did a very hard math lesson you just couldn't understand, you asked Mina but she said that she understands but can't teach very good, she tried to explain it but she vas very bad.

"Bakugou is great at math, maybe he can help you, I mean he helped Denki and Sero too. Kirishima thinks it's not manly to ask for help so he is trying alone to understand" Mina said

"can you ask him for me? I don't want to bother him, I mean... if it's okay with you." you said

"NO PROBLEM" Mina replied

she went over to Bakugou and he looked very irritated and angry but reluctantly agreed.

"after classes at my dorm." Bakugou said

After classes you came to his dorm, you took a shower, dressed nicely but comfortably, you looked very common and you smelled like vanilla an flowers. He looked pulled together really well, he seemed a bit happy to see you, his room was full of All Might figurines and limited edition posters, he was incredibly tidy person, his room looked very comfortable and warm. He offered you some juice and cola and very quickly you got to the problem.

He spent around 30 minutes explaining the lecture to you and you seemed to understand it quite well. Around 15 minutes after that you two were over.

"You can come over tomorrow to review the lection to make sure you remember it" He seemed shy but straight forward as ever

Was that a small blush on his face?!

"sure thing" you reply "thank you, I owe you one"

tomorrow after classes you come to his dorm, this time he is wearing grey sweatpants and a COMPRESS T-SHIRT?! He looked very VERY hot, to a level you might've blushed just a bit, his rock hard abs and big strong chest were very well defined under his shirt, he seemed to be blushing too.

You were studying and as you were doing equations you felt his eyes scanning every detail, every curve, every fold, your eyes, nose, lips...

"let's take a break" he said

"yeah, sure" you said

"Do you want any snacks?" he asked lightly tilting his head to the right

"sure" you reply sweetly

he brought some chocolate, some chips and cold juice, those were all of your favorite things, you only told that to Mina. Maybe he likes the same stuff

"do you like the things I bought?" he asks quietly

"yeah, you really... you bought this only for me?!" you were blushing

"well, Mina told me you liked these" he said unsurely

Mina told him, why would he ask her

"you are red, are you okay, is it hot in here, do you want me to turn on the A/C?" he looked a bit worried

"no, I'm fine, but... why did you ask Mina?"

now he was blushing

"i- i just wanted to make this study session less..."

"less what?" you were curious

"more chill and less... study strict..." he was looking down and on to his pants, his eyes widened and he stood up quickly "excuse me" he rushes into the toilet. Few minutes later he looked refreshed

"you know, you have really beautiful eyes y/n" he said

"thanks"

"do you maybe wanna go out for a drink sometimes?" he said nervously

"umm... yeah, sure" you are blushing

"we can stay here and hang out for a bit if you want to" he said wanting to make you feel comfortable

"okay" you replied

"wanna watch a movie?" he asked

"sure"

You decided a movie and halfway trough you decided to break the ice and put your head on his shoulder. After few minutes he started stroking your hair, it relaxed you and atmosphere lightened up. Before you left you gave him a quick kiss on the cheek, he blushed.

He barely slept, he thought of you for the whole night and that kiss on the cheek.

Tomorrow in school he approached you

"do you wanna go to the nearby caffe after school?" he asked politely

"i don't see why not" you replied

The whole school day and trainings go by very quickly. later you put on a nice button up shirt and a skirt, it looked very cute on you, and you felt very excited for this "date"

Two meet up outside and start walking and talking, date goes very nicely and the two of you have a great time, you end up sitting on a bench that was on a small hill, and you two were watching sunset together, his hand crawls up to yours and you two hold hands in silence, he turns towards you and you turn towards him

"may I?" he asks

"you may" you blush

He slowly leans in and gives you a long kiss on the lips, you kiss him back, and even though this is your first kiss, its very shooting and relaxing, he is very passionate. At the end he even lightly bites your lip and nibbles on it softly. You hum just a little and he smiles. He puts his hand on your cheek and gently caresses it with his thumb.

"you look adorable right now. May I kiss you again?"

you just nod, you seem to be desperate for him, you just adore the sensation of his lips on yours. he gently nibbles on your lip as he kisses it causing him to groan a little and for you to gently moan pleasure

"let's go to my dorm" he says with a wink

"yeah" you are blushing hard

You two come to his dorm and he sits on his bed signaling for you to sit on his lap. As you sit he gently squeezes your cheeks and kisses you. His tongue gently enters your mouth as he tries to taste more of you. Shortly after all of his tongue is in your mouth, savoring every taste and swallowing every gentle moan that tries to escape your mouth.

His left hand travels to your shirt and plays with a top button

"this is a really nice shirt you've got up here" he says with a sly grin

"but i think that you would be prettier without it" without a delay he starts to unbutton your shirt and toss it on the ground, revealing your beautiful pink bra

"what a beautiful sight" he grins as he slowly lifts your breasts and starts to fondle them. he pinches and flicks your nipples as you moan at every flick.

He lays you down on the bed and he slowly removes your bra as his mouth finds the way to your chest, he slowly kisses your breast and nibbles on your hardened nipple, his tongue sharply flicks your nipple causing you to moan.

his hands slowly wander to your tummy and to your hips, slowly gliding to the end of your skirt and going under the fabric of the skirt slowly gliding up your thighs

you put a hand on his head trying to pull him away to stop the abuse over your breasts and your sensitive nipples.

his head slowly rises, "why do you want me to stop princess, I thought that you like this"

his fingers glide to your soaked panties

"your body is telling me a different story"

His fingers continue to tease your clothed pussy, your hips start moving up and down in search for more friction, more pleasure, more power.

"look at you whore, so desperate for me, don't worry, I will start to satisfy you very soon" he continues to tease her

He lifts her skirt to see her pink panties soaked, he takes off her skirt and then her panties revealing a beautiful pussy. His mouth slowly glides from her tummy to her clit and slowly licks it and makes circles around it. Your hips start moving faster as he spreads your legs. You start moaning

"a-ah, Bakugou, ngh... slow down"

"let me enjoy my meal bitch" he replies aggressively going faster, squeezing and fondling your breasts harder

"Bakugou I'm gonna.... I'm gonna..."

He continues "I don't care" he replies going faster and faster making you come on his face and he drinks up most of it licking his lower lip and grinning widely.

"Such a slut, aren't you, coming all over my face, such a dirty whore. I should punish you for this" he forcefully bends you over his knees and starts spanking you

"AAH Bakugou, stop" you shout in pain

"Scream more" he continues spanking you hard as his hard slaps and your cries fill the room

"STOP PLEASE" you shout

"Good girl, begging like a whore you are, lay back down on your back" he commands and you obey.

His fingers find a way to your pussy, his fingers slowly ender deep and curls his fingers right onto your g-spot causing you to moan in pleasure. his fingers go faster and faster as he spits on your pussy making you come again.

without further ado he takes off his shirt and his pants and rubs his rock hard dick leaking precum against your entrance before slamming into you causing your back to arch and you to scream, he goes faster and faster

"do you like this whore? do you like me using you as a sex toy, you are nothing more than a whore to me" he says in pure sadistic joy watching as your eyes fill with tears

"don't cry now bitch, I'm gonna carve my big cock shape into your tight pussy, I'm gonna mark you as mine" he groans going faster and faster and with a final slam against you he fills you up with his sperm

"good girl, let's take a shower ok?"

you both take a shower and you lay down in his arms, he starts kissing your forehead

"you were too rough" you say

"okay, and?" he replies

"please don't be as rough next time..." you say shyly

"i can't promise you that" he chuckles

And with that you both fall asleep

"Bakugou wake up! we are late for school!"

"Don't worry, its Saturday..."

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hello, it's the writer speaking, I hope you liked my first ever fanfic. if you have any recommendations for characters of any anime (preferably mha, jjk, op, haikyuu, death note) I can do, I could also do some spiderman ones or k-pop OR manhwa characters. Since I identify as a female I don't think that I will do any male readers but we'll see. I hope you enjoyed 3:30h of my work!

[eggmeralda]

please infodump about the golden ratio especially because of me realizing there are dogs involved

okay so *inhales* *cracks knuckles* *does stretches or whatever*

they're a group of golden retrievers (except for one time when they also had a labradoodle) who live on a beach in the florida keys and they're all perfect. the current uh lineup is venk, hops, guac, chief brody and remi, but they've had others in the past (but they all sadly died :( rip legends)

i'll just talk about the current ones for now bc otherwise I will talk for 3587923857328 billion years

but yeah so the first dog they got was hopper aka hops

she's really smart and is the only one who can do tricks and be trusted off the lead and she's just really good and is the epitome of a best friend. she had cancer in her leg a few years ago and it had to be amputated but now she's visibly so much happier, bc in the old videos when she has 4 legs she looks so miserable, but now she looks like this ^ at all times. also she's unbelievably fluffy. but even fluffier than her is......

her half-sister venkman aka venk

she literally isn't a real dog she's really fuzzy and has the stubbiest paws in the universe and she's so chaotic. she jumps for her breakfast and dinner and has done so every single day for probably her whole life. she loves food and she used to be really fat so they had to put her on a diet, she also used to eat the other dogs' food so they had to put her behind one of those baby gate things. she's the actual definition of happiness and also her birthday is the day summer begins which is really fitting?

okay then there's guacamole aka guac aka the guacoman

He's Perfect. he used to be Too playful when they first got him, like he was 3 and wasn't trained and would cause problems, but now 3 years later he's such a good boy. everyday he takes his avocado (pictured above with three) or possibly a blåhaj out into the garden and just sits with it, like he's so gentle with any toy it actually makes me wanna cry, he treats it like his puppy. sometimes the other dogs try to take it bc they wanna play or rip it up or something and it's the saddest thing ever bc like? that's his puppy? but luckily the owners save it and give it back to him.

this is chief brody aka CB aka CBGB (inspired by the venue but stands for Chief Brody Good Boy)

he's literally a guy. he's just a grumpy lazy old man but he's also really sweet and kind of pathetic (affectionate), he just wants to live a simple life where he sits around (or lies still on his back with a toy in his mouth) and have his dinner early in the day. he always looks at them sadly when he's hungry but it'll be like an hour before dinnertime and if they give him his food then they'll have to give all the other dogs their food and then. but yeah, he's just an old man who is very cute and lazy <3

the last one is remoulade aka remi

he's literally just a silly little guy <3. he's also blind (I can't remember if his eyesight is getting better or if I'm imagining that? but whatever). he caused drama instantly when they first got him bc he kept humping chief brody, but luckily he doesn't hump any of the dogs anymore. he seems to look up to guac like a cool older brother (even though guac is younger than him) which is so cute? they always go out into the garden and sit together while tearing at coconut shells. his appearance can sometimes be compared to a bear cub.

I might have to make a separate post at some point ngl bc I also wanna talk about all the other dogs they've had (but there is A Lot). anyway i would literally sell my soul for all these guys <3

[ipostrandomshitsblog]

Uki Violeta's Story: The Beginning

"There's a legend that every thousand years, one night, all of the stars will fall from the sky, granting powers to those who need them most. This will be signified with one eye being lit from within, through the power the universe has bestowed." -Fulgur Ovid ["Deja Vu" - Uki Violeta【NIJISANJI EN】Original Lore Song]

"What do we do?" A woman said with worry clear in her voice.

"We're already poor enough... we can't even feed ourselves... much less that child..." A man whose voice was raspy in tone spoke to the woman.

A child, much less a month old, was laying in a crib, eyes shining with purple looking around the ceiling, waving his hands around, and cooing.

The parents looked at the tiny infant whose waving his tiny hinds and, with much thought... They took the child and exit their home.

They walked far from their house and unto the forest, a minute and a half they came across a building guarded by men.

" Stop! What is your business coming to this institution?" A man dressed in white said with authority in his voice. Inside the facility, you could hear the voice of children playing around.

"This child... we came because of this child," The father of the young infant said and showed the guard the baby he was holding, wrapped tightly in a white cloth.

The guard walked over to the couple and investigated the infant they were holding, he called out to the other guard and whispered.

"Stay here and don't move. "He" will be the one to judge to accept or to decline." The guard said walking away from the couple. A few minutes went by, and the large gate of the building opened, a man in a white robe with a hood covering up his face, showed up with two guards beside him.

The man approached the couple and looked at the infant, he then looked back at the parents and saw the desperation in their eyes.

"Give it to them and take the child inside the sanctuary," The man said and walked away sparing no glance to both the couple and the child.

-🌠🌠🌠-

"Hey, Uki!!! Wanna play?" A kid shouted earning a glance from the child called Uki.

"No, thanks... I'm tired right now, maybe next time." He said and entered the building.

A few years have passed since Uki's parents sold him off to this place called a sanctuary, a place for the unwanted, but in truth... they take advantage of the broken and the emotionally vulnerable children.

Some of them were sold off or abandoned by their parents, saying that they were not influential or will not give them any influence, or were just unwanted.

A bell signalizing dinner time rang, and all the children went inside and sat at their designated chairs.

Uki noticed the cut-upped avocados in the corner of his plate, sighing to himself.

"Hey, Uki..." A kid with brown hair nudges him successfully earning Uki's attention.

"I don't really like eggs... do you want it?" The kid offered, with a small smile on Uki's face and a small glimmer on his eyes nodded in joy and thanked him.

"Don't mention it... You can give me your avocados in exchange... I know you are allergic to them." The boy smiled at Uki and pat him on the head, giving Uki a small sad smile knowing he deals with his allergies alone.

Night peaks out of the window in the cafeteria, once all of the children were now done eating, they all went to their rooms and retire for the night. Sleeping soundly for their tomorrow will be full of hardship.

In the middle of the night, Uki woke up to the sound of the door being opened. He peeked from underneath his blanket and saw the kid who called out to him in the daytime exit the room.

Curious, he followed the boy silently and carefully.

"I know you're following me Uki..." The boy announced making Uki nervous.

"Follow me quickly and silently." Announced the kid and walked a bit faster and quiet.

He followed the kid to a small clearing in the back of the building, where the moon was glowing gently.

"This is your first time seeing the moon right Uki?" Uki nodded, mesmerized by the sight of the glowing moon.

"What are those tiny glowing ones?" The boy laughed quietly and smiled.

"Those are stars Uki... You know, there's a legend that every thousand years, all of the stars will fall from the skies, granting powers to those who need them most."

Uki looked at the boy and asked a question.

"What kind of powers?" Uki asked glancing at the moon and back to the boy.

"I don't know... It is just a legend... But if I could be granted with one, I want it to make me free." The boy looked at the moon and smiled longingly.

-🌠🌠🌠-

Years went by, Uki and the rest of the kids were doing labor for the facility, sweat running down their foreheads and trying to catch their breaths.

"I wanna sleep..." One kid complained while wiping his sweat and fanning himself with his hands.

"Making us work in this heat... Are they trying to kill us?" Another kid said earning disapproving glances from the others.

"You better shut your mouth before they make that come true..."

"Yeah, you don't want to end up like the other kid, he went outside the fence... And we all know what would happen if we went outside the fence" All of the other children went quiet and continued doing their work, Uki, looked at the other children and questioned.

"What happened?" All the children looked at Uki, and went back to what they were doing, one girl went and approached him with a grim face.

"The facility killed him... No one's allowed to go out without the permission of the head of the facility... Stepping one foot outside is a death ticket." She said to Uki and went back to work.

"WHAT ARE YOU ALL MUTTERING AT?! GET BACK TO WORK!!" A guard shouted making all the children work faster.

Uki who was still pondering on what the girl said, didn't hear the guard and was just standing still.

The guard who shouted went over to him ready to hit him. "Didn't you hear me? I said get back to work!" The guard hit Uki who was now laying on the ground, blood flowing down from his forehead.

And by luck, the bell signifying that it was now time to eat rang.

The man clicked his tongue and walked away.

All the children went over to Uki to check if he was okay, a girl approached Uki and took out a clean cloth, and wrapped it around Uki's head to stop the bleeding.

They all went inside the cafeteria of the facility and started to eat, silently as if nothing happened.

-🌠🌠🌠-

The night was silent, no sound can be heard from the outside or the inside.

One bed was left empty by its owner.

Uki was wide awake, eyes not daring to fall asleep. He looked outside the dorm's window and saw the moon peeking, almost telling him to go out and admired the moon's beauty.

Uki got up from his bed and went over to the door opening it carefully so as to not wake up the others, he looked from left to right making sure that the guards weren't there or doing any rounds for the night.

He slowly and quietly walked to the back of the building where his friend showed him the small clearing.

'What does it feel like to be outside?' He asked himself, looking up at the moon his purple eyes shining with the moon's glow.

'The moon's light is warm...' Sighing he faced the wall in front of him.

Thinking silently, he finally made up his mind. "I will escape."

He tried climbing the thick walls, looking around for objects that could help him, he saw a tiny hole concealed with leaves.

He walked over to it and brushed off the leaves, revealing a rope that was tied to another rope and a metal rod behind it.

'It must be left behind by someone...' He then looks back at the wall and back to the rope he was holding.

'I can use this to escape...'

And with that thought in mind, he walked over to the walls, started to swing the rope with the metal on its end, and threw it perfectly outside the sharp metal wires.

With a sound coming out of the metal, he quickly climbed up the rope before the guards could go and investigate the sound.

"HEY! YOU THERE!!" A guard shouted making Uki, shake in fear and climbed the rope faster.

"SOUND THE ALARM! MAKE SURE NO ONE GETS OUT OF THE ROOMS!"

Uki didn't care about the metal spikes and squeezed himself out and jumped from the top wall into the grass below.

The injury from his head bleeding again, and he didn't have time to wipe the blood, he ran faster into the woods to the tall fields.

Running for a few minutes, he stopped trying to catch his breath and stumbled upon a clear field.

He looked up at the sky and unto the glowing moon.

"Help." He muttered; it was like he was heard. The sky became dark, and all of the stars starts falling down the sky like shooting stars.

Shocked he looked up and saw a tiny light coming in his direction.

He reached out his hands and it went right to his right eye.

"AHHHH!!!" Uki screamed couldn't bear the pain from the light that went inside his right eye.

"I HEARD A SOUND, THIS WAY!" A voice from the distance shouted alarming Uki.

'Oh no!' He started to run.

'I have to run!' He thought and ran faster not caring about the pain.

It was like his thoughts were heard by someone, he started to float from the ground and was now up into the sky almost like trying to find something.

His right eye, now starting to hurt and glowing, he screamed.

He suddenly stopped and looked below him seeing water.

"The sea?" He said looking around only seeing water around and from miles.

He slowly ascended, his feet were now just below the sea when he stopped floating and was now standing on top of the water.

"I'm... standing in water..." He couldn't believe what was happening right now.

Uki's right eye started glowing, he looked down at the water to see and saw that it was now a different color.

Uki then felt a wind flowing in his face and the water forming small waves.

A portal with different shades of purple started to form in front of him little by little.

Scenarios starting to enter his mind.

Once the portal was done forming, he said to himself.

"It feels like Déjà vu..."

He walked over to the portal slowly, his mind telling him that it was alright, and nothing will happen to him. Trusting himself, he entered the portal, not looking back.

[crepuscollo]

I was having such a bad day and I was feeling so rejected by all my friends and I honestly couldn’t find anything to do to cheer me up.

I finished everything that I had to study and I had nothing that I wanted to do at home. I asked so many friends to hang out but no one was free which is understandable because it’s a weekday but then I tried to make thursday plans which didn’t work out as well and apparently everyone is busy. No one can call either. Even my voice messages are apparently too much work to be listened to.

So, thing after thing just made the day worse. I wasn’t even craving any food. There was no food that I could eat to cheer me up; usually eating me up. And for once, instead of self isolating, I want to talk to someone, but I feel like there’s no one to talk to.

Anyway I decided to burry my feelings into some food, but I didn’t wanna order anything and pay money when I’m not actually craving it, so instead, I went to the kitchen to look for something to prepare and I ended up making fried chicken and fries for me and my brother.

When I went to give him his food I was seasoning his fries. I was putting salt and pepper and then I leaned down because I couldn’t see if anything was coming out of the seasoning bottles because the room was dark, and he said thank you so much and then he gave me a kiss on the cheek. It was just like this very featherlike light kiss but it made my entire day brighten up and it made my day so much better and it was exactly the little act of love and affection that I needed to make me feel better.

Even though I’m so mad at my brother recently and he’s not acting right I’m so thankful and grateful and I know that there are better days to come. I’ve really been having such a bad day and I’ve never felt so lonely or at least I haven’t felt that lonely in such a long time and I don’t even understand why all of my friends are being so neglectful and oh my God orange-f is making me so fucking mad lately and like she’s pissing me off so hard she’s being so annoying like I can’t stand her.

ive been sick all week and my todo list has been empty because the math guy didnt give homework. i dont miss ash anymore so ig thats a good thing that happened this week.

Right now my mum is on her way home bringing me avocado juice and I’m having dinner and I’m watching how to train your Dragon the movie for the first time and it’s honestly amazing. I’m gonna light a candle and I’m going to turn off the lights and try to have a better night and a better tomorrow even though I won’t be seeing any of my friends because fuck them.

I will try to do something on my own though I kind of wanna take myself to the avenues and just shop on my own I guess that could be fun. I’m kind of scared that I’d get raped tho💀💀.

Anyway give people small harmless kindhearted acts of affection like my brother did today because you have no idea how far that could go. don’t make it very repetitive so that it doesn’t get old but like don’t forget to put it in every now and then.

TL;DR: my brother made my bad day a good day by giving me a kiss on the cheek. so go give someone a hug or a kiss or tell them you love them, you never know who might need it desperately.

[depressed-sugar-baby]

ScatterPatter incorrect quotes generator

Sirius: What time is it?

Remus: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Remus: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Severus: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Remus: It’s 2 am

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Remus: Severus, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Severus: Well of course I have.

Severus: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Severus: It's boring.

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Remus: What is your biggest weakness?

Severus: I can be uncooperative.

Remus: Okay, can you give me an example?

Severus: No.

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Severus, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

James: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Remus: WHY. why did you give Sirius a KNIFE?!

Severus: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Remus: Now I feel unsafe!

Severus: I’m sorry.

Severus: ... would you like a knife?

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Sirius: Hey, Remus? Can I get some dating advice?

Remus: Just because I’m with Severus doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Severus: sirius and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Remus: *Sighing* What did Sirius do?

Severus: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Sirius: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Severus, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Remus, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Sirius: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Severus: playing systemic oppression

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Severus: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Remus: You were flirting with Sirius.

Severus: So what? He's my boyfriend.

Remus: You asked him if he was single.

Severus:

Remus: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

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*Severus is cooking*

Remus: Any chance that’s for me?

Severus: It’s for James. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Sirius: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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James: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Remus: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Sirius?

Sirius: Probably “road work ahead”.

Severus: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Severus: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Remus: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Sirius: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

James: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Severus: Why is Remus so sad?

Sirius: he took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Severus: And...?

Sirius: he got James.

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Severus: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Severus: *punches wall*

Severus:

Severus: Take me to the hospital.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Severus*

Severus: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Severus, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

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Severus: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Severus, about Remus: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Sirius: Are we stealing them?

James: New or used?

Severus: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Severus: *Screams*

Remus: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Sirius: Should we do something?

James: No, I want to see who wins.

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Severus, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Remus, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Sirius, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

James, trembling: What are we playing

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Severus: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Remus: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Sirius: I got distracted about halfway through.

James: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Severus: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Remus: Is it me, Severus?

Severus: No, it’s not you.

Sirius: Is it me, Severus?

Severus: It’s not you either.

James: Is it me, Severus?

Severus:

Severus, mockingly: Is IT mE Severus?

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Sirius: Why are Severus and Remus sitting with their backs to each other?

James: They had a fight.

Sirius: Then why are they holding hands?

James: They get sad when they fight.

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Severus: Dammit, Remus!

Remus: What?! It wasn’t me!

Severus: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Sirius!

Sirius: Not me either.

Severus: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

James: *whistles*

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James, banging on the door: Severus! Open up!

Severus: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Sirius: No, he meant-

Remus: Let him finish.

*******

James: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Remus: I don’t know how to do that.

Sirius: I don’t wear a watch.

Severus: Time is a construct.

******

Severus: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Remus: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Severus: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SIRIUS WITH ME

James, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

*****

Severus: Remus, I'm sad.

Remus: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Sirius: James, I'm sad.

James, nodding: mood.

****

Severus: Listen, I can explain...

Remus: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Sirius: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

James: You guys are getting paid?

***

Severus: I just ended a four year relationship.

Remus: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Severus: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Sirius and James fighting from across the room*

**

Sirius: Truth or dare?

Remus: Dare

Sirius: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Remus: Hey James

James, blushing: Yeah?

Remus: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Severus

*

Sirius: Yo is James sleeping or dead?

Severus: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Remus: Yeah, so did I.

James: Okay first of all, fuck you-

[lonely-layla]

ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕤

Rantaro amami x chubby!reader

I have a head cannon that Rantaro knows how to bake as well as cook and that he used to cook for his sisters all the time.

Warning: Fem!reader, body insecurity, cockwarming

NSFW UNDER CUT

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Ever since you got with Rantaro you have significantly gains a very noticeable amount of weight.

Your body was definetly fuller and your stomach was bigger. Your hips were wider meaning you couldn’t fit into your old clothes as well.

You needed to go out to shop for new clothes. You woke up at 7:30am and snaked from your boyfriend Rantaro’s arms to get dressed

You reluctantly put on a pair of jeans that kinda fit you and drove to the mall. Once you got to the mall you immediately start walking to forever 21 to get some clothes.

You got some oversized t-shirts and some denim shorts that you really liked. You got to the check out and walked out with your things.

You were walking in the parking lot everything was fine until you got into the car. You looked down at your shirt that was tugging on your stomach. You could see a little of it poke out of the bottom.

You feel tears in your eyes and driver back to the house. One you get out of the car and grab your bags you unlock to door to the house.

You walk in and place your bags on the floor in your kitchen. You see Rantaro in the kitchen making something with chocolate according to the smell.You walk up to him giving his a peck on the lips and smiling. He smiled back and rubbed your back.

“I made cookies, there’s a fresh batch on the stove in you want one.” He kisses your cheek as he brings one over to you. “I love you honey but I think I good right now.” You respond turning to walk away. But Rantaro grabs your arm before you get out of reach.

“C’mon babe, please try it. I wanna see if you like it.” He gives you a plate with a cookie on it. “Rantaro, don’t you think that I can’t be having this kind of stuff” you ask him as you put the cookie on the counter.

“Hm? What do you mean?” He asks as he helps you carry your bags to the room. You put your bags on the bed and sit down while playing with your fingers to calm your nerves. “what did you go shopping for?” The avocado haired boi asks trying to change the subject.

You felt tears in your eyes start to burn in when they started to fall lean. “Woah! Honey why are you crying? Was it something I said?” He pulls you onto his arms and tries to calm you down but miserably fails.

“Rantaro I gained an insane amount of weight, I had to go shopping for all new clothes, I couldn’t even fit into one size bigger. Why do you even want to be with me? I’m a fat ugly pig” you crying out your problems to this man.

He can’t even lie, he noticed that you gained weight, he just didn’t say anything. Frankly, he’s kinda one to blame, head been making all kinds of food for you and himself over the past week. He didn’t think much of it until he started gaining a little weight himself. It because of his fast metabolism it didn’t last very long.

“Honey, don’t say that about your own body.” he reassures you that you don’t need to be sad. “Don’t worry about it, I love you for you”

He plants a kiss on your stomach as he massages your love handles, “now lets go eat some cookies” he offered as he grabbed your hand and lead you to the kitchen.

You took the first bite of cookie and your eyes lit up. “Oh my god! Rantaro this is delicious!” You exasperate as you hug him. “I’m glad you like it sweetie”

*Time skip to you and Rantaro sleeping together that night; brought to you by mondo butter*

You woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom then you looked at yourself in the mirror, you remember what Rantaro told you but you can’t help but to think that all of it was a lie.

You looked at your stomach that was clearly visible through your bottoms. You felt tears in your eyes falling to the ground and silently cried.

You walk back to the bed as you try to go back to sleep. Unfortunately Rantaro heard you and immediately started asking questions. He wrapped his arms around your mid section.

“Y/n, luv~ what’s wrong, is everything ok?” The green haired boi asks curiously. He moves you onto his lap so you were on top of him.

You tender up at the first movement and try to lighten yourself so you won’t squish him. “Rantaro~ I shouldn’t sit on you, what if I hurt you” you tell him in concern.

“Hurt me? Baby girl I love when you sit on me~I get to feel all of you.” he soothingly telling you, trying to wake himself up.

“So tell me, why we’re you crying darling~?” He asks you in a drowsy voice sending shocks down your spine. “I know you said that I didn’t need to worry about my weight gain but… i- I just feel like I can’t contro- agh~ r-Rantaro~” a moan cuts off your stuttering as you felt a grope on you ass.

“Like I said a couple of hours ago, you don’t need to worry about your weight princess~ I didn’t start dating you cuz of your body” he reassures you. “But dont get me wrong, your body’s a fucking bonus~, so damn sexy and cute~,why wouldn’t I want to date a fucking goddess like yourself~” He slurs out half asleep massages the plump on your ass.

You moan out in the praise your getting from this man, he starts gripping your thighs as much as he can, “Your sexy thighs and the way they spill out of my hands, so fucking hot~ damn~ your whole body is a beauty~” he praises you in a deep voice that pushes your arousal.

“Besides~the bigger you get, the more I have to grope doll~” he says his voice getting deeper completely soaking your nether religions.

He massages your sides as he kisses your neck. He feels your wet underwear on his thigh and giggles to himself. “Your wet already just from my voice~ hmm~ I haven’t even gotten started yet cutie~” he mutters in your ear as he continues to give you a hickey.

“May I take off your shirt?” He asked you gently. “W-why?” You ask, he giggles a little in response. “I wanna see exactly what you mean by ‘you gained weight’

” he said bluntly, you hesitantly gave consent.

He takes the rim of your pajama shorts in his hands and pulls them down and pulling your soft belly out. He watches as it hung down from your waist, massaging it slowly. “Just the sight of this cute tummy getting softer and bigger makes me wanna fuck you senseless” he whispers in a deep voice, you feeling his cold rings across your soft mid section and his erection poke at your thigh now, he sits up starting to make out.

He lifted up your shirt to see more of your beautiful stomach. “Damn baby~ your so fucking sexy~ look at you” he says sucking on your nipple, taking his time to fully appreciate your whole body. “You huge tits are fucking hot a hell~ fuck you make me so fucking horny sometimes~”

He got to your stomach and starts giving hickeys over your stomach, making sure to get all of you. You whimper to this, the reaction he wanted to get out of you.

“All of your body is beautiful, Im going to show you how much I fucking love you~” he mumbles into your ear as he licks your clit and begins violently attacking your core getting a moan out of you.

He pleasures you at a slow pace as you get impatient. You were doing a good job at keeping yourself steady until he began attacking your clit and bit down on your clit a little too hard for you to handle.

Resulting you to tug in his green hair.He let out a deep groan, the vibrations from this was enough to get you to lose control. You squirted all over his face. He moans at the sudden burst of liquid on his face.

After you came back to your senses you realized what you had done. Your face went completely red and started apologizing. “I-I’m sorry Rantaro, I didn’t know how much of a mess I woul-” you were cut off by a kiss on your lips.

“Fuck~ your so sexy~ and you taste amazing~” he mumbles in your ear as he massages your breast. He cuddled you for the rest of the day.

He kisses you as he slips his tongue into your mouth and licks your bottom lip as he uses his hands to squeeze your breasts. You run your hands along his toned body, feeling his breath shake to the feeling.

His actions got rougher when he flipped the two of you and pulled down his shorts and brings out his long member. He began stroking it groaning under his breathe.

He let the tip in , you feeling out of pain. He grips your thighs and slowly eases it in inch by inch. Getting a couple tears out of you.

“Look at you, so good for me. Being so strong taking me in so far~ can you take any more darling~” he praises you, pushing in more of himself watching you squirm in pain under him.

“C’mon babe~ you can take me all in~ I believe in you~” he pushes a couple more inches in watching your tears uncontrollably coming out.

His hand went to your face wiping away the tears. He smiles at you so softly you almost forgot that he was almost balls deep inside of you.

He finally pushed the rest of him inside of you. You gasp in pain trying to adjust to his size. He bottomed out pulling out and pushing back into you. You couldn’t form any words, you were so stimulated you couldn’t do anything but moan.

He continues thrusting into you, using your soft hips as grip to keep himself inside of you. Seeing your beautiful recoil of your stomach bouncing and your thighs jiggle around his cock was enough to bust his nut inside of your body.

He kisses you passionately letting you soak all his seed into your body He breaks the kiss and smothers you in a hug. “I want you to know that I love you and you don’t need to think about your body being a problem… ever” he tells you as he slowly falls to sleep, Along with you

“I gotcha honey”

M.list

[ransprang]

Hii I was wondering if I could get a romantic ohshc matchup? I’m 5'2, my pronouns are she/her, my aesthetic is mostly just 90s grunge so my clothing choices can either look amazing or like a trash bag, fall is my favorite season, I absolutely love the rain, I don’t normally like sweets and I literally hate chocolate, I have an avocado squishmellow that I treat as my child and cannot sleep without, I’m very childish at times, and can be a total bitch without realizing it. I live off of blueberry redbull, water, and cigarettes.. food? Never heard of it.

(Ik I should eat, but like that’s a whole ass mental health problem I don’t wanna get into- )

my personality is sorta all over the place.. my friends like to call me a grumpy depressed introvert. lmaoaoa I have social anxiety so when talking to new people I tend to be very quiet and try to find ways out of a conversation.. but when I get to know someone better and finally open up.. I’m a complete idiotic mess with raging 🍃 vibes. Once I’m comfortable with you.

R-U-N.

I’m pretty sure that’s all I gotta say haha, also I’m so sorry I know this is a little too long for a matchup request :/

heylo, dont worry your request was a good length!! :)

we matched you with.....

TAMAKI SUOH

SFW

Tamaki doesn't particularly care about his SO's outfits (source: haruhi), being more concerned with his own beauty. But he loves it when you dress up, especially if its just for him. He would cry at the opportunity to dress you up.

His favorite season would probably be summer or spring but he finds autumn just as romantic! You both could go on cute walks together, watching the leaves fall. He would cup your face in his hands, look deeply into your eyes just to see the reflection of his own face in them and gush enthusiastically about his beauty.

Tama-chan prefers the sun but maybe that's why y'all strike a lovely balance. He can cheer you up on sunny days and you can cheer him up on rainy ones If all fails on rainy days you both can grow mushrooms in his closet and eat them if they turn out psychedelic.

Your avocado and kuma-chan (tamaki's bear) can get to know each other and you both can cuddle together with them. Whenever Tamaki feels neglected he steals the avocado squishmellow and makes it and kuma chan kiss and stare pointedly in your direction.

Both you and tamaki can relate on your childishness so y'alls fights would be like spending the day at a daycare, but eventually he'd feel bad and want to make up.

He would be super alarmed by your eating habits and would order 5 star meals just so you would eat. Looking at the price tags you'd probably feel too bad to waste them.

If you're feeling feisty you can blow cigarette smoke into his eyes and make him cry.

Tamaki's the type to get along with anyone, including introverts (source: also haruhi). He'd pester you into talking to him and escaping conversations with him would be very difficult. You would have no choice but to warm up to him eventually, even if you found him annoying at first. And once your raging idiot mess side comes out you guys have tons of fun screwing around.

yours feistily,

admin sar & san

[tom-holland-parker]

Begin Again

Summary: 8 months after you broke up with Peter, you finally agree to meet up with him, but you’re still unsure if he deserves a second chance

Pairing: Peter Parker x Stark!reader

Warning: none

Word count: 1409

Masterlist

Notes: Wow another fanfic inspired by a Taylor swift song (did you honestly expect something different coming from me). Anyway this is Part 2 to “The Moment I Knew” which you can read here. Also shout out to @hommyy-tommy for asking if there's gonna be a part two because once they asked about it I couldn’t stop thinking about it. Side note: If you’re ever in The West Village in Manhattan I 100% recommend eating at Bus Stop Café, they have THE BEST bacon egg and cheese and don’t even get me started on their orange juice. Plus the people who work there are SUPER NICE. I pretty much spend every Saturday in the summer there and it’s really worth it.

You took a deep breath as you looked in the mirror. You couldn’t help but second guess your outfit as you adjusted your dress. “Maybe it’s too much” You shook your head, “I’ll wear sneakers instead” 

“What’s wrong with the shoes I picked out?” Wanda asked, watching as you moved back and forth from your closet to your mirror. “He hates it when I wear heels”, you shook your head again in frustration as you looked through the piles of sneakers you had, “He knows I’m clumsy so he gets scared I’m going to break my bones if I wear them” 

“Since when do you care about what he thinks?” Nat asked as you put on your black vans. You didn’t really know how to answer that question. It had been 8 months since you even talked to Peter. You ignored him for the rest of the school year and spent the summer vacationing through Europe so you didn’t have to see his face. You both ended up at the same college but lucky enough you had different majors and hardly ever saw each other. When you received that phone call last week you nearly threw your phone out the window. You couldn’t stop repeating that conversation in your head. 

“Don’t hang up” He said as soon as you picked up. You took a deep breath, “What do you want?” 

He sighed in relief, “I know you probably hate me right now but-” he paused trying to find the right words. You paced back and forth in your room trying to relieve the sudden anxiety that had built up inside you. “I wanna see you, I wanna try and explain, maybe make things better between us” 

You remained silent trying to process what he was saying. “Hello?” he asked, disappointment filled his voice. “I’m still here” you whispered, “Fine, next Wednesday, Bus Stop Café, how’s 5?”

“Yeah 5 is great” You could practically hear his smile through the phone, “I’ll see you then, bye” 

“I don’t know Nat” You sat on your bed, rubbing your temples in hope that it’ll relieve the headache forming in your head, “I just thought if I didn’t see his face, the problem would go away” You felt Wanda rub your back as you pulled you in for a hug, “Sweetie, sometimes you just need to face things head on”

You sighed, “I don’t think I can do this” 

“You got this kid” Nat said as she crouched down in front of you, patting your leg, “On the plus side you can always kick his ass and he won’t stop you”. You chuckled as you checked your phone for the time, 4:20, “I need to be in leave now if I'm going to make it to Manhattan on time”

///

You’d always been the type of person to take everything as a sign, maybe that’s why you became extra nervous when you noticed the rain outside. Maybe it was the universe telling you this was a bad idea. Happy dropped you off earlier than you expected but you didn’t mind, it gave you time to prepare for what you were going to say. “I’ll call you when we’re finished” You waved goodbye as you walked into the warm café. 

“Still using Happy?” You jumped when you heard Peter’s voice coming from the table next to you. You stared at him for a second, the fact that he was early took you by surprise. If you were being honest you expected him to be late. He stood up, pulling out the chair for you as you walked towards him. “If I didn’t he’d be out of a job” You smiled awkwardly as you sat down, “besides getting my own car would require me being able to pass a drivers test”

“Well you always were the bad driver”, Peter smiled as he sat down, his fingers fiddling with the straws, “I ordered your usual. I hope that’s okay”

You nodded your head looking around the room. You weren’t sure why you had chosen here, it was the place you and Peter had your first date. Maybe after talking to him for the first time in a while your brain subconsciously chose the place where you first fell in love with him. Funny enough it was in the same booth.

“So how’s school?” You asked, ignoring the thick tension that was growing between the both of you. “Oh schools great, engineering is kicking my ass but it’s fun, How are design classes?”

You shrugged wondering how he knew what classes you were taking, “They’re good I hate my professor but it is what it is”

“Alright we got one large plate of fries, one bacon egg and cheese with extra ketchup, one grilled cheese with avocado and tomato” the short waiter places the plates on the table, “and two large cups of freshly squeezed orange juice. Let me know if you guys need anything else"

"Thank you" you both said as the waiter walked away. You sipped on your drink as awkward silence filled the room. The fact that you were the only ones at the café didn't help. Maybe you should've chosen another day, at least then you'd have some background noise to distract you.

"So how was your Christmas?" Peter asked as he took a bite out of his sandwich. "It was fun. Finally convinced dad to buy everyone matching pajamas" you chuckled, remembering how annoyed your father was at your constant begging. "And you? Did May force you to watch love actually again?"

He rolled his eyes, "yes and it's still as boring as I remember". You laughed, "I could say the same about star wars"

He gasped sarcastically, "I see you still have terrible taste in movies"

"I'm just saying" you smiled, "all those movies and not one of them are good". He rolled his eyes, "you haven’t even seen all of them"

"That's because I've seen enough bad ones to know there isn't a good one" You laughed, watching as he rolled his eyes. You always loved to annoy him with your, in his words, terrible opinions. 

He smiled reaching across the table to grab your hand, “I missed your laugh”. You pulled away, looking down at your sandwich, not sure how to respond to him. Peter took a deep breath watching as you stuffed your mouth to avoid the conversation, “Look I’m sorry if I could go back and change it all I would”

“But you can’t” Your foot tapped on the ground nervously. He let out a heavy sigh, “I called you because I wanted a chance to explain myself”

“Well-” you sipped your juice, “Explain” 

“I let everything take over my life, The suit, the responsibilities. I was blinded by everything that I forgot the important people in life and I didn’t realize how much I was pushing everyone away until I lost the person who meant the most to me. Those 8 months were hell for me because i didn’t have you” 

“For months I thought you didn’t love me anymore”, You bit your lip, looking down to avoid eye contact. “No it’s not like that” Peter reached for you hand again, “I loved you, I still love you” 

You looked up, watching as his face turned pink with embarrassment. “Peter-” Your voice was barely above a whisper, “I can’t do this”. You stood up quickly, leaving 20 dollars on the table before rushing out the café. 

“y/n wait” Peter shouted chasing after you, “Just let me make it up to you”. You shook your head not bothering to look back at him. It wasn’t hard for him to catch up to you, you cursed yourself for being a slow runner. He grabbed your elbow gently pulling you to face him.

“Just give me a second chance” he said with pleading eyes. You stared at him for a second debating what to do. If you were being honest with yourself, having Peter back in your life was something you really wanted but you just had a hard time admitting it. You let out a deep breath as you rolled your eyes, pulling him in for a quick kiss. “Don't think because we’re back together that I’m not mad at you” You whispered as you pulled away, “You still have to make it up to me”. 

He smiled giving you another kiss, “I think I can handle that” 

[storiesforallfandoms]

too much ~ henry cavill

word count: 1709

request?: yes!

“hii! i was wondering if you could write one where Henry Cavill and the reader are trying new things in the bedroom, like BDSM, and the reader gets overwhelmed so they have to stop and Henry takes care of them? thank you!”

description: in which they try to spice things up in the bedroom, but it becomes a little too much for her

pairing: henry cavill x female!reader

warnings: swearing, smut, im also gonna put a warning of overstimulation and use of a safe word just in cause (i’ve seen it tagged as warnings before so i just want to make sure everyone knows before reading)

masterlist (one, two)

Henry was very much a gentleman when it came to sex. He wasn’t into doing things too fast or rough, unless it had to be a quickie. He was slow, gentle, tender. He treated every time you two had sex as if it were the first time.

That’s why you were so shocked when he asked if he could tie you up, blindfold you, and to tease you with the only actual sex toy you owned: a vibrator for the times when Henry was gone for a little too long.

You were definitely more than excited for this idea that Henry had, it would definitely be a great way to spice up your sex life, but you were still confused as to where it came from. You didn’t really have time to ask, though, as you were too excited to get things going the moment he suggested it.

You were sat on the edge of the bed, already stripped down to just your panties and bra. Henry was stood in front of you, holding one of his ties in his hand. He had taken out three - one for your eyes, and one for either of your wrists to tie to the bed - and you were grateful he had picked out something soft and comfortable for your first time trying this stuff.

“We don’t have to do this if you don’t want to,” he repeated for the third time.

“I’m starting to think you don’t want this,” you teased. “I’m sure I wanna try it at least. If it I don’t like it, I’ll just use the safe word, okay?”

Henry nodded. He leaned down to give you a quick kiss before wrapping the satin material around your eyes and tying it behind my back. With your vision gone, your heart started to race. You weren’t sure if you were nervous or more excited now, maybe a combination of both.

Henry helped to guide you gently onto your back and placed you in a way that your arms wouldn’t be too uncomfortable. He tied both your wrists to the headboard, allowing his hands to run down your arms and over your bare stomach in a painfully slow way. You tried not to whimper as they skimmed over your still clothed breasts, almost purposely teasing you.

One hand continued down your stomach and pressed against your clothed core, causing you to arch your hips in a way to press yourself harder against Henry. He chuckled as his fingers began to massage your clothed clit.

“You’re already so wet, baby,” he mused.

Now you were starting to regret agreeing to this. Not because you weren’t enjoying it, but because you knew you were going to regret agreeing to being teased so much when you just wanted to feel Henry inside of you.

You whined as you felt a loss of contact. You heard Henry walk away from the bed and you couldn’t stop yourself from trying to relieve the newly built up pleasure by squeezing your thighs together. Nearly seconds later, you felt a hand roughly pull your legs open again.

“Don’t be naughty, love,” Henry told you. “You have to wait for me in order to get pleasure.”

“You didn’t tell me that,” you said, pouting blindly into the darkness.

You felt his lips against yours, a slight smile on his face. “I suppose you’re right. I should’ve gone through the rules in more detail with you.”

His hand slipped under your panties and pressed against your clit. You let out a moan and rocked your hips slightly against his touch.

“Rule number one, stay still,” he started, pushing your hips back down onto the bed. “Do not move unless I tell you. Rule number two, no pleasuring yourself. That defeats the whole purpose of me teasing you.”

You could barley comprehend what he was saying as his fingers travelled further down. Two of them slipped into your wet opening, causing you to gasp. He pushed them in as far as they could go before pulling them back out immediately.

“Rule number three,” he said, “do as I say. Open up, princess.”

You opened your mouth and felt the two fingers he had just slipped inside of you press against your tongue. You closed your mouth and sucked his fingers clean, earning you a groan in response.

He roughly pulled your panties off and you heard the familiar sound of your vibrator start up. The feeling of vibrations against your already sensitive clit brought a string of profanities from your mouth. You pulled against the ties that bound you, although you were unsure as to what you were going to do if you were able to free yourself.

Despite what the first rule was, your back arched and your hips moved almost as a reflex to the waves of pleasure that were rippling through your body. He wasn’t punishing you for it, though. Although you couldn’t see hi, you could almost feel the enjoyment he was getting from your writhing.

Your body had grown so used to getting a quick pleasure at times of desperation from your vibrator that you could feel an orgasm coming already. You tried your best to hold it down, but you were already so turned on that you knew that wasn’t going to be an option.

“Fuck, Henry, I’m gonna cum already,” you breathed.

“Already, love? That didn’t take long at all.” You felt his lips against your neck, the vibrator still pushing down on your sensitive clit, and his hot breath against your ear as he said, “Cum for me, baby.”

That alone was enough to send you over the edge. Your eyes rolled back into your head and you let out a cry of pleasure as your entire body shook and trembled. Henry kissed and nipped at your neck, even taking your ear between his teeth in a way that he knew drove you insane.

You thought he would take the vibrator away from your after you had came, and that maybe he’d finally start fucking you, but to your surprise he still pushed the vibrating toy hard against you, causing you to continue your shivering of pleasure. For a moment, it felt so good that you thought you were going to cum again already, until the pleasure was replaced with an overwhelming feeling of overstimulation.

“I already came, Hen,” you said. “Aren’t you going to fuck me now?”

“I don’t know,” he said. “I kind of like seeing you trembling like this. Maybe I just tease you for a little longer with this dirty toy of yours.”

You tried to move your hips away from the vibrator, but every move you made Henry would follow. While you liked this idea of him over teasing you before fucking you, your clit was starting to ache from overstimulation and your trembles were starting to cause some pain in your bound arms. You could feel tears welling in your eyes and you weren’t sure if they were good or bad ones.

“Stop,” you breathed, trying to move his hand away from you with your thighs. “Fuck, stop Hen. It’s too much...avocado!”

The word pulled Henry from this dominating role and he immediately removed the vibrator from you. You nearly sobbed with relief as your felt your clit throbbing.

“Fuck,” you heard Henry say as he moved away from the bed for just a moment. You felt the bed dip next to you and his hands working to pull you free from your bindings. “I’m so sorry, (Y/N).”

“It’s okay,” you said, pulling the blindfold off the moment your hands were free. “You didn’t know. But...you’ll definitely have to give me a while before we have sex.”

Henry nodded and retreated to the bathroom inside of your bedroom. You looked down at your poor clit, all swollen and red, and cringed to yourself. You had never been given such pleasure before that resulted in you becoming so overstimulated. You weren’t angry or upset with Henry for it, it’s not like either of you knew how your body would react the way it did so quickly, but you knew he was going to be upset with himself due to this.

He returned from the bathroom and passed you a cold cloth. You placed the cloth against your core, nearly sighing as the cold liquid cooled the area.

Henry climbed onto the bed next to you and pulled you into his arms. He was much gentler with you this time, running his hands up and down your arms and kissing your forehead every so often.

“I’m sorry, love,” he repeated, kissing you once more.

“I told you it’s okay,” you assured him. “You didn’t know, Henry. Please don’t be upset over this.”

He sighed. You moved your head to look up at him. “Where did this idea come from, anyways?”

He shrugged in response. “I really don’t know. It was just something I wanted to do. I wanted to try something new and see how it went. Bad idea, obviously.”

“It was a hot idea,” you corrected him. “Just, next time, we skip the teasing and go right to the sex.”

Henry smiled and chuckled. “Okay, deal.”

You both laid together for some time. The ache between your legs dulled until it was non-existent. You got up to discard of the cloth and sat yourself on Henry’s lap when you got back to the bed.

“Where were we?”

Henry smiled, but shook his head. “I think you should rest yourself before we continue.”

You tilted your head in confusion. “But I feel okay now.”

“I know, but I still feel bad and would rather know for sure you’re not in pain while we have sex.”

You gave him a playful look, but you appreciated that he was respecting your boundaries and what your body needed.

You rolled back onto the bed next to him and cuddled into his side. You spent the next hour or so just talking for a while, before Henry offered to get up and make the two of you something to eat.

It wasn’t where you expected the evening to go, but regardless, you couldn’t be happier with how things had ended.

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When that small gesture happened during that night, things have progressed even further. Both of you guys just crave for physical touch in a most subtle way - the way he pets your head, holding your hands, the way his shoulder needs to be close to yours while both of you guys are browsing through something at the store. The way he looks at you lovingly when you mentioned how proud you are when you got to finish the work that you were stressing about for the past month.

He takes a mental note of how you prefer drinking iced vanilla latte and eating ice cream regardless of how cold the weather is, he hates avocados but he remembers that one time you got upset when the waiter at the sandwich shop told you they’re out of avocados, he couldn’t get over how cute you were sulking as he pats your back.

However the status between your relationship still remains blurry because no one exactly confessed to each other. Yeah sure, you used to have a lot of guy friends in your life, you’ve always been a “bro” too, so could this just be platonic?

Your BFF gets a headache and threw a mini tantrum to you during your friday night outing - “Bros don’t hold hands with each other and look at you lovingly!” You fiddle your hands as you grab your beer and trying to be in denial that he was obviously interested in you.

Let’s just say you have trust issues, when you had your first heartbreak - you couldn’t even pinpoint what is true love anymore. You’ve devoted so much time for your old crush but ended up finding out that he went into another relationship. You thought all the moments you had together was real - but to him it was all platonic. You were too shocked when he suddenly hugged you as he got all excited to tell you that the girl he has been crushing on said yes to him - you had no choice to numb your feelings because you didn’t want to ruin the mood ‘I guess i was just a friend after all this while.’

“That happened long ago, you’re not overthinking and he was a dick. But now, it’s obvious this guy you’ve been talking about is SO into you too, even he’s not gonna say it - maybe you should lay out whatever you’ve been thinking. Do it before the situation gets worse” your friend hugged you before sending you off to the subway station.

You were so stressed out even thinking about it rn, you decided to distract yourself with some music.

Earphones in, you played a song on shuffle We - Dahee,

“우리 만나 let’s talk it out,

I just wanna be with you..”

You frowned and subconsciously sighed “Damn it, i’ll contact him, FUCK” shocking the ahjussi sitting beside you.

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“Hey Namjoon, are you busy?”

“Heyy, i just finished filming an ad with the boys, whats up?”

“Uhh, im planning to visit this really nice flower market tomorrow, im not sure if you’re free-“

*Pls say no pls say no*

“I’m free earlier in the morning, ill ask my driver to send us there?”

You paused. Great. It’s happening

“Are you sure? I don’t want you to be in a rush, your schedule is probably packed- maybe next time we just-“

“I wanna see you and i haven’t seen you in weeks. Let me make it up to you.”

This is why you admire so much about him, he just gets you without even trying sometimes.

You smiled, “I wanna see you too, let’s meet up then.”

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As the car arrived in the morning, the door opened and revealed his adorable dimpled smile, “I’ve missed you!!”

He welcomed you with open arms, you’ve embraced him so lovingly….. suddenly you can hear your bff’s nag echoing in your head “Bros don’t look at you lovingly!!!”

You shook your head, he glanced at you worriedly “You ok??”

You blushed “I’m ok, just got a lil morning headache!”

He softly touched your forehead, “You need anything? You sure?”

You touched his shoulder to reassure him that you’re okay, “Don’t worry about me”

That’s another sort of cute (also can be annoying) trait, he gets worried about you. He just generally gets super concerned over his loved ones. Just like that one time you haven’t been answering his texts for a week and later found out you were mentally in a rut because of work - he tried his best to take care and remind you that he’s always there for you- making sure you’re always alright. Sending your fav strawberry cake and iced latte to cheer you up despite how busy he was.

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When you both arrived at the flower market, there weren’t a lot of people, just old people walking around and buying things. You were busy looking through the flower aile while Namjoon were busy taking pictures of the place.

You spot a pile of sunflowers and roses, you moved away from Namjoon to go see closer.

“Hey Y/N!”

You recognize the voice immediately, your first heartbreak.

You nervously replied, “hey..” you were more nervous not because of him, you were in fact more scared that people might find out you’re actually hanging out with namjoon. You don’t want that attention, you don’t want to burden Namjoon too.

“What brings you here early in the morning? Are you alone?”

“I, well” you started subtly scanning around for Namjoon and you saw him surrounded with Ahjummas trying to talk to him, you felt sort of “relieved” that he’s occupied with something.

“Planning to get flowers for my home, how have you been? I haven’t seen you in awhile” You smiled.

Your first heartbreak mirrored your expression, he smiled gently as he glanced down his shoes “I’m great, i’m pretty sure you’re doing well too”

The encounter brought you a wave of old emotions… you swear you heard he said, “I’m getting married this summer” it went blur when you heard the word “marriage” and everything becomes quiet, whatever he said becomes mute - you didn’t know how to react this situation.

You expression almost turned confused happy when you’re back to your senses, “I’m- i’m happy for you! Idk- what to- expect”

Suddenly you felt a hand holding your waist, “Sorry for making you wait, hello there!”

You were shocked that Namjoon came over because you were expecting him to hide from everyone- not letting anyone know or wanting rumours spreading around that he’s hanging out with a nobody.

Namjoon held you closely, your first heartbreak couldn’t exactly recognize who he was at first with the hat and mask he’s wearing. His eyes went wide as he registered the whole situation and looked at you and at Namjoon again, giving you an indirect gaze as if you can read his mind, ‘You hanging out with RM?!’

You were thankful that he acted normal and did not went fan mode on the spot. Both of them exchanged greetings, you couldn’t help but to hold his arm, making both of you guys look like a couple.

“I guess, i gotta go. It was nice seeing you again, Ill send you the invite too if you’re still using the same number”

He still remembers my number, funny.

“Yeah i still do, thank you” when he walked away, Namjoon was too curious as he noticed the tension and whispered to you innocently, “What invite?”

“Wedding invite” He didn’t say much but he can see a tinge of pain laced your eyes when you looked at him. He didn’t wanna go further, like damn, is he even allowed to let himself in to find out what happened between you both?

You tried to change the topic as he gave you a bouquet of dandelions, “Grabbed these over while you were talking to your friend, hope you like it”

Your cheeks flushed ever so redly and your heart immediately went on overdrive, you couldn’t help but to automatically peck his cheek. He was surprised but smiled goofily when you did that. You were even shocked with yourself when you did that-

“Omg what the- sorry- that was silly of me to do that.”

He replied immediately “No, see this as something that i wanna make it up to you for not seeing you for weeks, i miss you”

You hold his arm closely, “i miss you too”

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New update teehee! Hope you guys like it 💙