#I WANT ANSWERS

[mistressemmedi]

My silly season/summer break question: I want to know who is desperate enough to go for the Alpine seat knowing the team is 0.34 seconds away from implosion

[daddy-long-legssss]

you ever just think about this.

[d3jha]

Tell me why in the gay Greek god did I find this out from a fanfic

Now I know why my dad left he was a god

This is now my godly parent

[doodle-do-wop]

Y'all ever think about how absolutely unhinged Juline Dizznee is?

She has human movies, joined a rebel group, said 'fuck society I like this funny potion man' and married him, has probably thrown hands, (once again) JOINED A REBEL GROUP, was willing to lose her memorizes when on a mission with her own son, has probably said 'this is my jam' in reference to a jar of jam, has seen her son throw multiple bombs at the government leaders of her home

[the-anti-pianist]

LOTR fandom!

I had an idea! I might have figured out Lembas bread.

Ok so! Lembas bread can fill an elven stomach for a full day, we are told “one bite can fill a grown man’s stomach for a day “ but we’ve never seen a human eat it so I don’t know how they respond to it. But to dwarves and Hobbits it seems like their bodies respond to it almost like normal bread.

We also know that elves eat a very healthy and small diet, in contrast with most of the other species we come across during our travels through middle earth.

Is it possible that elves simply have a particularly small stomach and a particularly basic/week stomach acid? What if The Lembas bread “filled them for a day” because it absorbed any liquid or water in their stomach and expanded (filling them up) but because of their week acid it took them longer to break it down enough to digest, meaning that they stayed full longer.

And because the Hobbits and dwarves eat so much and in such variety they have very strong/acidic stomach acids. So the Lembas bread would be easily broken down and absorbed in their digestive systems.

Conversation is welcome,

And yes I understand the Tolkien believed it to be a virtue thing. But if we can map middle earth we can science Lembas bread.

[selfdiagnosedeyemotif]

also im trying to think what the "if this is how it works im not sure this show will ever recover" thing is because my first assumption is that that one post i saw is right and it was k2 landing a divine intervention but this die????

that looks like a d8 to my eyes. what ability does kristen have that uses a d8? actually wait fuck. post cancelled its just a fabian bardic inspiration. BUT YOU CANT USE BARDICS ON DIVINE INTERVENTION - YOU'RE TRYING TO GET BELOW A CERTAIN NUMBER, NOT ABOVE. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNNN

[alex31624]

Is kinda weird seeing the ducks enjoying eat egg that much.

[horseshoemybeloved]

What’s with the kissy mark cardigan did he wake up and decide to be a little slay a little yass did he buy this shopping with Pete with Joe was this a late night purchase did he ask his wife what she thought before he bought it what’s goin on here is fob8 Patrick slay era his serving yass era his little fashionista moment

Edit it was in fact Not a kiss mark cardigan but in fact a red feather cardigan

[why-the-heck-not]

nice

[beth1814]

Can I go back to Sunday when I had all the hope in the world?

[shadowseductress]

Guys, make a guess about my current and past relationship status based on my posts.

[foibles-fables]

for legal reasons this is a joke !!

**also include almost all of Aloy's other allies here

[rayniscatstatue]

How did we just skip over the fact that Sophie got accepted to Yale at 12 years old.

An Ivy League school at 12 years old.

I want a fic if she did end of going to Yale. Might as well write it myself. *cracks fingers and picks up pen* time to get started, when I get back from school tho.

[waitwhatl]

no I just found out today and wondering if this is a coke and mentos how did you not know or

[madeforunkownpurpose]

Been questioning my gender identity recently. It started with some silly reasons like mailing Bridget in Guilty Gear Strive, one of my favorite games being Celeste, wanting to play games with a female avatar. I kept saying "no, couldn't be. Absolutely no way." I talked about this with a friend and he was like "I dunno, man. Seems like it" and I kept just saying "Couldn't be me." So anyways, that escalated to me being lost in thought, distracted for hours wondering about this. Then I decided to mess around a bit to try and figure some things out and found out a couple things. This made me question even more because I remembered that I've wanted to wear dresses before "just because it would be fun. I might look nice. I could do a spinny." Then I remembered that I've had the thought "I wonder if I'd be a pretty girl" multiple times. This all came to a head for me when I suddenly had the thought "I want to be a cute girl kissing a cute girl." And hoooooo-boy that made me feel some kind of thing. I just still feel I'm probably not because I've never had gender dysphoria (I think). Sure, some things are annoying about being a guy but those are normal guy annoyances. Bodily functions, body hair. Stuff like that. This feels silly to write out given nobody will probably see this but I just need to get it down. I've been so confused about what I am. I came to the conclusion that even though I want answers, I'm still just me. This is all so damn confusing. A few footnotes about other things I've done that would be feminine are wearing make-up and wearing heels. The heels were when I was a little boy but that still probably matters some. With dysphoria, I don't think I've ever had it. I started thinking about if I would be happy with a woman's body and I realized I'd be fine with either kind of body. This is all so damn confusing and I want something substantial but I just don't know.

[pinacoladamatata]

Things I want out of DA4 aka DATV aka DAVE that are probably not going to happen but I want them all the same

Closure for my warden and their love interest (in my case mahariel and Alistair like. Did he make it to weishauppt? Are they finally together and out of the plot? I thought they were safe after da2. Please bioware leave them alone.)

some kind of answer on what happened to whoever was trapped in the fade (rip Hawke?) just a note or something idk. Did they really die or will they make a return? How's Fenris taking it?

Answers on what the fuck happened to either Morrigan or Inquisitor after drinking from the Well (watch this never be mentioned again)

Closure in some form for Solas and Dorian and Varric please for the love of fuck

Who are the forgotten ones and the old gods + explain archdemons

What the hell was up with Andruil and them. Like for real.

What is the Abyss

Who or what was/became the first broodmother

What was the beef between evanuris and titans

What really started the blight

That one specific slow walk up animation during a cutscene (you know what I'm talking about)

A dragon