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greenbeany · 7 months

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#I WANT TO SEE YOUR CRABS #SHOW ME THEM #queen Elizabeth

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until-the-brahmin-come-home · 3 days

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"Canon" facts about the lone wanderer:

person of color (their mom, Catherine, is black)

Born July 13, 2258 (making their star sign cancer. hm.)

Good at baseball (once pitched four strikeouts in the vault)

gnc af (in the game guide, moira says people can't agree if they were a man or a woman)

#fallout 3 #lone wanderer #see imo the lw is a blank slate in an unfun way. unlike the courier the dialogue doesn't really offer you the option to characterize yourse #you can get a little bit of personality in based on how nice/sarcastic you choose to be but that's kinda it #idk idk #sam is very developed in my mind but i immediately run into a wall trying to play them in game #i put canon in quotes because obviously you can choose to style your lw however you want these are just things established by the game #i actually kinda like that they're canonically a cancer cuz it's a water sign. get it. also radiation and such #mirelurks - crabs

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bowserscastleinthesky · 4 months

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Drew my boy here for the first time in 84 years, enjoy.

#karkat vantas #homestuck #art #drawing #someone made a really good post about young Crab Boy on twitter & i was inspired #really ive noticed a LOT of good Homestuck posts & jokes lately. that Karkat Jr. thing had me rollin #WHERE WERE YALL 5 YEARS AGO when i was still into it?? all the Homestuck folks back then just wanted to kill each other 😆#glad you all seem like youre in good spirits though. love to see it 👍

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cuntvonkrolock · 1 month

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i wish tumblr and the internet at large would stop pretending nothing bad happens to gay men anymore. just because drag race is a thing and just because there are famous gay men doesn't mean homophobia stopped happening to us.

#can't believe i need a disclaimer for this but im not implying anything about other lgbtq people #i don't think other groups are less oppressed #we are all equally hated by conservatives so what is the point of fighting each other instead of the common enemy?#i'm only saying we're all crabs in the same bucket so why attack each other #also #it would also be super nice if people who aren't gay men would stop calling random gay men online faggots #if it's your friend and they're cool with it then call them a fag all you want but stop calling random gay men fags for existing #some ppl on here will see a flamboyant gay man existing harmlessly and morph into a republican senator from 1950 #it's disgusting and hurtful #homophobia tw

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cringefailcabitha · 1 month

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TT rejoin I’m manifesting it praying for it…

No offense but… I want her to rejoin thinking Cabby is up to the same old same old but see that Cabby is trying to change and that despite herself she’s made a friend… and at first they don’t want to approach each other because TT feels uncomfortable and Cabby is still sore about the betrayal of her first almost-friend… but they can’t help but entering each other’s orbits… idk I just want the undivorce arc don’t look at me. I want her to introduce and re-introduce Cabby to her friends at the hotel. And I want Cabby to become an honorary Bright Light. 😭😭 is that a crime,

#ii cabby #ii test tube #cabtube #I see a character who is calculating and bad at friends and I take it personally #come on… comparing Cabby to her season two self… they are so similar in some ways they can’t not talk again #an aside: she could be such a good friend if she tries you know?#like some of the information she keeps also aligns with things people would want their friends to take note of about them #I realised that when she brought up Baxter. How is knowing that concerts are too loud for Baxter of any use to her game?#Like if you had a pet you’d want your friend to know that about them though. and if they did maybe they’d get little crab earmuffs #💙💚

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not-poignant · 3 months

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hearing you do research into singaporean culture for m&m makes me so excited! i have heritage there and almost never see southeast asia represented in things i read/watch

Hi anon!

I've been to Singapore! It's a beautiful country, and one of the best places to celebrate Lunar New Year :D I don't know if I'll ever be able to travel like that again with Covid, but if I can, Singapore is actually really high on the list of places we have to get back to soon.

Perth, Western Australia is actually closer to Bali, Indonesia than it is to Sydney, Australia (and it's about the same distance to Singapore as it is to Sydney), and as a result, we actually have a huge proportion of SE Asian folk who live here, and a lot of SE cuisine and culture we can access that folks have brought over with them. So the foods that Kadek mentions in Falling Falling Stars are all foods I'm familiar with. Likewise, it's very common for many Perth folk to fly to Bali and nearby regions for holidays and work, because it's a closer flight than, well, other places in our own country. I have a friend who's working in Singapore right now, and I'm not sure if he's coming back! He loves it too much. (Though not the driving, so much dsalkjfsa).

Due to a combination of having some great friends who have SE Asian heritage and being able to share dinner with their families and hobbies and stay over as a kid etc, and just finding other places and foods interesting, and enjoying learning new things, it's been fun to include more of that in my writing in ways that are hopefully respectful. It also just feels natural in the sense that... for me, in my part of the world, we have more to do with say, Southeast Asia than we do many other cultures, and it's annoying that when people represent, god, 'eastern cultures' in fantasy, it's always like... idk, samey, if it's done by white authors. I'm hoping to avoid that, and not do it terribly. I'm definitely more focusing on Indonesia, and then aspects of Singapore as well, including how cosmopolitan and multicultural it is, while still having a strong sense of identity and place.

Fun fact, I share a timezone with Singapore, but I don't share a timezone with any other state in Australia.

Australia is big and weird.

#asks and answers #mallory and mount #mandm #it's scary because i don't want to do a horribly disrespectful job #which is where all the research comes in #the next stage of research will actually be different types of architecture #but yeah just...#also for selfish reasons i guess i want mandm to have a culture that is strongly influenced in this way #because that was my life growing up #and so there's a familiarity in being able to walk down a street #and having access to kopitiam like kopi-bing and chilli crab and chicken rice #or seeing different family systems and customs and rituals side by side and learning that #everyone has their own way of doing things #it's nice writing characters being exposed to that #*flails quietly*#anon i'm sorry your heritage isn't represented more!!#that blows on every level

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bingobongobonko · 2 months

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weeps. why is yves such a piece of shit asshole. i love you yves.

#fool's monologue #HES SUCH A DICKHEAD DUDE UGHHHHHHHHHHHH #i wish he were normal!!!!!! i wish he could see goodness in other people!!!!#i wish he would treat people as his friends rather than resources to keep at an arms distance!!!!!!#fuck!#there is love and joy in this world i need u to SEE it #PLEASE yves #PLEASE #for context telly and yves argued cuz telly fucked up and killed a dude he shouldnt have #and he generally is just a HUGE asshole ofc yeah #but he implied that the group should throw darwil (an npc whos been nothing but nice to us) under the bus #and make him take the blame for everything and shit #fucking AWFUL of you yves. youre awful #we didnt do it but man #i hate that old man i want him to lay down and think about what hes done. fuck you #ALSO WE HAVE?? A CRAB NOW? A DOG SIZED CRAB #IDK HES SILLY HIS NAME IS COCONUT

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souplover13 · 3 months

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demetri martin's if i has been in existence for twenty hilarious yet painfully resonant years. how time flies.

#listen this faux tedtalk has had an unshakeable grip on my psyche since i was (?) twelve-ish years old #(discovered it many years after its genesis)#and i find that really quite notable. because i watched it for the first time and went 'oh my g0d. our brains work in the same way'#and the faux tedtalk is about how that didn't work for him #and yet here i am [redacted] years later still with the same kind of brain #because you can't change your brain #and yet. oh boy #at the beginning of the faux tedtalk there's a riddle. if a whole crab and a half crab weigh a pound and a half but the half crab weighs as #much again as the whole crab how much does half of the whole crab and the whole of the half crab weigh #twelve-year-old me paused the damn video and solved it. 1.125 pounds by the way #and then he goes on to explain that the way he sees the world - as a puzzle to be solved - did not work #because you need to be able to engage with the world (and with other humans) as an emotional creature as well as a logical one #and in some ways i didn't get it. because on some days i still view the world as a puzzle to be solved #and i enjoy being graded because that number is a quantification of my skill #but some part of me took the moral of that video #connect with people as human beings in their own right not just as variables in your life #and i think i did manage to get some of it. because i want to live a good life and make people happy g0dDAMNIT #anyway something something this is what gifted kid syndrome used to mean

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readysetyeet · 1 year

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Well everyone it's been fun but it seems carcinisation is finally upon me. I'll remember you all in crab therapy

#a-swarm-of-crabs #i cant believe the swarm of crabs followed me and immediately called me babe in the tags/j #anyways a-swarm-of-crabs I want you to know that you're cool and i was immediately filled with delight upon seeing your url

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starsinthewind · 5 months

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listen i mean, i get it, make tumblr unappealing to corporations but one also has to acknowledge that running tumblr is probably super fucking expensive and everyone is gonna run tumblr into the dirt

#you guys say fuck corporations but every time i see a harmless blazed post #theres always some jackass saying 'you could've donated to charity with this money'#peoples money choices are none of your business. if it bothers you that much donate yourself #like you guys gotta acknowledge tumblr can't run off crabs and blazed posts alone #and i get not wanting a second twitter #but you're killing our last stronghold

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konmari-dogs · 2 years

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I’m all for highlighting problematic “funny pet videos” but oh my god dog groups really go for the most trivial minor nitpicking details just enjoy the fucking video you humourless fuck

#jfccccccc #share an amazing dog video because its pretty damn cool #and im feeling disillusioned with the group so hey post what i want to see !#income nitpicky mc nitpickers #because the dogs are out of perfect position in a 15 second video #like thank you person who thinks repeatedly sharing photos of them stacking it on technical trails they're not ready for #your nitpicking of literal gold medalist competitors dogs on a 15km run is really desireable in a video #where u want to share some inspo #jfc #rant #vent #its not the big fucking deal ur trying to make it out to be #dogs crab all the time #especially when tired #like these guys are #because they're at the end of 15km if you'd read the description!!!#oh my god they're not fat just LOOK AT THE PAGE FOR OTHER POVS!!!#over a 15 second video!#WELCOME TO SPANIEL ANATOMY #THEY'RE SHORT SQUAT AND BIG RIBS!!!#the trainer competes in stamina races so yes they're tired!!!#URghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #this was the video meant to cheer myself up about this stupid group of just sharing an enjoyable video to have a #BREAK from the endless useless shitty comments by people who read one guide and take it as law #urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #this group is turning so useless just a culture of ecollar addicted nitpickers stuck in the one way only way culture #im not getting any value anymore might be time to move on #the best parts were the files lmao #and a couple of users #i might friend before leaving

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vodkas-sand · 1 year

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I am so sorry but someone had to do it

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redladydeath · 1 year

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god I hope the queen doesn’t die on or during the week of the 5th, tumblr is already going to be so insufferably loud about it and they really don’t need the extra reason to boost that

#like. bruh I do not care about the modern royals #i’m an american who really thinks monarchy should’ve stayed in the past #but I tend not to take pleasure in people’s deaths and get annoyed by repetitious jokes really easily #if she dies on the 4th or 5th or 6th or whatever I might have to go offline for a week or so #not because I give any amount of a fuck about her #but because tumblr will be /so fucking annoying about it/ for who knows how long after #and I can’t exactly blacklist the word ‘queen’ given what fandom I’m currently in #just. god give her another week or two before she croaks so I don’t have to deal with a tsnami of predictable guy fawkes/2020/megamind memes #party all you want you have good reason but *please* don’t repeat the same year-old jokes over and over #i don’t wanna see crab rave ten thousand times it stopped being funny months ago #redlady speaks #(yes I know how ironic this all sounds given my current pool of interests. it be that way sometimes.#quarantine does weird stuff to your brain #and fsr I find it cathartic to play barbie dolls with vague approximations of historical figures #like ‘lol ur dead you belong to me and the rest of the world now’)

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cj-kenobi · 11 months

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I miss my wife (the ocean)