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greenbeany · 2 years

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#I WANT TO SEE YOUR CRABS #SHOW ME THEM #queen Elizabeth

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scottie-draws-sometimes · 7 months

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Did you guys know i have a Guardians of the Galaxy Boatem au? And it constantly takes up a corner of my brain? Well. Now you do

I don’t know what compelled me to, but I drew the beloveds with a bunch of iconic movie quotes. Yippee!!!

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until-the-brahmin-come-home · 1 year

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"Canon" facts about the lone wanderer:

person of color (their mom, Catherine, is black)

Born July 13, 2258 (making their star sign cancer. hm.)

Good at baseball (once pitched four strikeouts in the vault)

gnc af (in the game guide, moira says people can't agree if they were a man or a woman)

#fallout 3 #lone wanderer #see imo the lw is a blank slate in an unfun way. unlike the courier the dialogue doesn't really offer you the option to characterize yourse #you can get a little bit of personality in based on how nice/sarcastic you choose to be but that's kinda it #idk idk #sam is very developed in my mind but i immediately run into a wall trying to play them in game #i put canon in quotes because obviously you can choose to style your lw however you want these are just things established by the game #i actually kinda like that they're canonically a cancer cuz it's a water sign. get it. also radiation and such #mirelurks - crabs

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cuntvonkrolock · 1 year

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i wish tumblr and the internet at large would stop pretending nothing bad happens to gay men anymore. just because drag race is a thing and just because there are famous gay men doesn't mean homophobia stopped happening to us.

#can't believe i need a disclaimer for this but im not implying anything about other lgbtq people #i don't think other groups are less oppressed #we are all equally hated by conservatives so what is the point of fighting each other instead of the common enemy?#i'm only saying we're all crabs in the same bucket so why attack each other #also #it would also be super nice if people who aren't gay men would stop calling random gay men online faggots #if it's your friend and they're cool with it then call them a fag all you want but stop calling random gay men fags for existing #some ppl on here will see a flamboyant gay man existing harmlessly and morph into a republican senator from 1950 #it's disgusting and hurtful #homophobia tw

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tankgotstuckinthecircusgate · 1 month

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no fr sometimes i feel like accepting henry in falcone family was a mocking insult from carlo

#“look at u i killed ur boss and now u crawled to join me. pathetic. anyway bravo bravo welcome to the family u made the right choice👏👏”#or it was like this guy is so pathetic lets see how long he can hold out here #Im not serious here btw. Its just that eddie n carlo are both jackals and for the love of god #that mickey the fking crab thing just shows that carlo enjoys insulting ppl in the most humiliating way #and for henry its like #and i would speak to the almighty; i desire to argue my case with god; why do you hide your face?#answer me! answer me! get down here and answer me #“i really wanna punch you in the fucking face🤠”#sorry “job” was mine henry & carlo song since october. listening to it on repeat today #watch passive fatalist christian meet agressive “i'm gonna rip out what i want with my teeth” scumbag #sorry im super delusional today this day is a rollercoaster. everything above is a joke mostly #m2 #henry & carlo #yes there will be a tag now

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pussy-ache · 8 months

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thinking about how my sister just got engaged at 27 to her first boyfriend ever and i just don’t have a good feeling about it

#i mean i’m not talking to her right now lmao. i did not even say congrats #but i’m still her older sister and i don’t believe she really has experienced enough of the world and of love itself to be tied down #at least in that way — technically speaking she’s already ‘’tied down’’ being in a long term committed relationship #but like. i know she thinks my mom had us when she was ‘’too old’’#my mom had me at 35 and my sister at 38 #my sister criticizes my mother for that and has made comments throughout the years about how her friends mothers are all so much younger #meanwhile my mother lived an EXPANSIVE life in hers 20s and early 30s #she went out outward bound trips with hippy dippy granola eating fucks and camped out for months on end #she jumped out of planes and paraglided and rode motorcycles #she was a huge pothead and spent so much time at the beach studying tide pools and looking for horseshoe crabs #she even metal detected after storms to see if she could find unique lost beautiful jewelery and other items that were lost at sea #she was a PERSON and without those experiences would NOT have been our mother #i’ve explained this to my sister dozens of times over — your opinion of our moms age is based upon you not seeing her as a PERSON w/ a LIFE #and she does not care. she still believes my mom was ‘’too old’’ which is a ridiculous argument because having kids in your 30s is NOT. OLD #like even outside of my opinion of our moms life. my sister is literally just wrong across the board because 30s is NORMAL #she frustrates me to no end because our ‘’differences of opinion’’ are actually REALLY big differences like. stop dehumanizing our mom….?#so truly. honestly. this is just a big push to ‘’not end up like’’ our mom so she’s getting married earlier and will have kids earlier #now in my own right i don’t want to ‘’end up like’’ my mom either — ie in a marriage that is unfulfilling with a man who bosses her around #but the difference between her opinion of ‘’not ending up’’ like her is she blame MOM for everything #meanwhile in MY example i blame my father for being a piece of shit to our mother and vowed i would never be in that situation myself period #but that’s not putting blame on my mother. that’s me seeing my mother as a VICTIM of injustice and misogyny #meanwhile my sister just sees my moms decisions as a ‘’problem’’ to be ‘’fixed’’#meanwhile i am consistently reminding myself that while my mother loves her children very much…#she inherently had to LOSE herself in order to have us and fashion a new version of herself - the ‘’mom’’ version to replace her real self #my sister doesn’t care to talk to our mom about the intricacies that come with all of this. i do. quite often actually.#my moms rule was that she was not getting married before 30. period.#the first thing i said when my mom told me my sister was engaged was #‘’i don’t even believe someone should get married period. but especially not before 30’’#she agreed. because she TAUGHT us that! she TAUGHT us the importance of finding yourself before anything else #but my sister in her race to ‘’not be like’’ our mom is missing out on turning into a wonderful person for it?

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bluebowser · 1 year

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Drew my boy here for the first time in 84 years, enjoy.

#karkat vantas #homestuck #art #drawing #someone made a really good post about young Crab Boy on twitter & i was inspired #really ive noticed a LOT of good Homestuck posts & jokes lately. that Karkat Jr. thing had me rollin #WHERE WERE YALL 5 YEARS AGO when i was still into it?? all the Homestuck folks back then just wanted to kill each other 😆#glad you all seem like youre in good spirits though. love to see it 👍

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cringefailcabitha · 1 year

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TT rejoin I’m manifesting it praying for it…

No offense but… I want her to rejoin thinking Cabby is up to the same old same old but see that Cabby is trying to change and that despite herself she’s made a friend… and at first they don’t want to approach each other because TT feels uncomfortable and Cabby is still sore about the betrayal of her first almost-friend… but they can’t help but entering each other’s orbits… idk I just want the undivorce arc don’t look at me. I want her to introduce and re-introduce Cabby to her friends at the hotel. And I want Cabby to become an honorary Bright Light. 😭😭 is that a crime,

#ii cabby #ii test tube #cabtube #I see a character who is calculating and bad at friends and I take it personally #come on… comparing Cabby to her season two self… they are so similar in some ways they can’t not talk again #an aside: she could be such a good friend if she tries you know?#like some of the information she keeps also aligns with things people would want their friends to take note of about them #I realised that when she brought up Baxter. How is knowing that concerts are too loud for Baxter of any use to her game?#Like if you had a pet you’d want your friend to know that about them though. and if they did maybe they’d get little crab earmuffs #💙💚

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crehador · 7 months

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ragna really thought "i'll brush your teeth for you" would convince crimson to team up with him help

#crab watches #ragna crimson #''i can read and write and brush your teeth'' BRO WHAT #i want to see his tinder bio

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not-poignant · 1 year

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hearing you do research into singaporean culture for m&m makes me so excited! i have heritage there and almost never see southeast asia represented in things i read/watch

Hi anon!

I've been to Singapore! It's a beautiful country, and one of the best places to celebrate Lunar New Year :D I don't know if I'll ever be able to travel like that again with Covid, but if I can, Singapore is actually really high on the list of places we have to get back to soon.

Perth, Western Australia is actually closer to Bali, Indonesia than it is to Sydney, Australia (and it's about the same distance to Singapore as it is to Sydney), and as a result, we actually have a huge proportion of SE Asian folk who live here, and a lot of SE cuisine and culture we can access that folks have brought over with them. So the foods that Kadek mentions in Falling Falling Stars are all foods I'm familiar with. Likewise, it's very common for many Perth folk to fly to Bali and nearby regions for holidays and work, because it's a closer flight than, well, other places in our own country. I have a friend who's working in Singapore right now, and I'm not sure if he's coming back! He loves it too much. (Though not the driving, so much dsalkjfsa).

Due to a combination of having some great friends who have SE Asian heritage and being able to share dinner with their families and hobbies and stay over as a kid etc, and just finding other places and foods interesting, and enjoying learning new things, it's been fun to include more of that in my writing in ways that are hopefully respectful. It also just feels natural in the sense that... for me, in my part of the world, we have more to do with say, Southeast Asia than we do many other cultures, and it's annoying that when people represent, god, 'eastern cultures' in fantasy, it's always like... idk, samey, if it's done by white authors. I'm hoping to avoid that, and not do it terribly. I'm definitely more focusing on Indonesia, and then aspects of Singapore as well, including how cosmopolitan and multicultural it is, while still having a strong sense of identity and place.

Fun fact, I share a timezone with Singapore, but I don't share a timezone with any other state in Australia.

Australia is big and weird.

#asks and answers #mallory and mount #mandm #it's scary because i don't want to do a horribly disrespectful job #which is where all the research comes in #the next stage of research will actually be different types of architecture #but yeah just...#also for selfish reasons i guess i want mandm to have a culture that is strongly influenced in this way #because that was my life growing up #and so there's a familiarity in being able to walk down a street #and having access to kopitiam like kopi-bing and chilli crab and chicken rice #or seeing different family systems and customs and rituals side by side and learning that #everyone has their own way of doing things #it's nice writing characters being exposed to that #*flails quietly*#anon i'm sorry your heritage isn't represented more!!#that blows on every level

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bingobongobonko · 1 year

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weeps. why is yves such a piece of shit asshole. i love you yves.

#fool's monologue #HES SUCH A DICKHEAD DUDE UGHHHHHHHHHHHH #i wish he were normal!!!!!! i wish he could see goodness in other people!!!!#i wish he would treat people as his friends rather than resources to keep at an arms distance!!!!!!#fuck!#there is love and joy in this world i need u to SEE it #PLEASE yves #PLEASE #for context telly and yves argued cuz telly fucked up and killed a dude he shouldnt have #and he generally is just a HUGE asshole ofc yeah #but he implied that the group should throw darwil (an npc whos been nothing but nice to us) under the bus #and make him take the blame for everything and shit #fucking AWFUL of you yves. youre awful #we didnt do it but man #i hate that old man i want him to lay down and think about what hes done. fuck you #ALSO WE HAVE?? A CRAB NOW? A DOG SIZED CRAB #IDK HES SILLY HIS NAME IS COCONUT

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facetsofthecloset · 2 years

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Every so often you have to reread Unseen Academicals

that’s it that’s the post, if you haven’t read UA in a while or haven’t read it yet, take this as a sign

#I love Glenda Nutt Trev and Jules so much #and Pepe #fucking Pepe #I don’t think this is the takeaway but honestly? I want to be Pepe #but I’m a lot more like Glenda lol #there’s so much to talk about with the whole thing but god #Glenda educating the crab and letting it go #Glenda yelling at lady Margolotta #Glenda yelling at VETINARI #Vetinari being like ‘ah yes Miss Sugarbean how would you like to be my new cook—‘#‘—ah you’re in love I see. do carry on’#bengo macarona’s BLOODY titles #I recorded an audio version of that scene for my friend bc I was reading it to them long distance #and I cannot even BEGIN to tell you how much of a fucking bitch it was to get through that but #I was using just your standard voice memo #I did manage it in a surprisingly small number of takes and in the end I read them all in one go without flubbing but damn #mr. mutt’s quest for worth speaking to the depths of my soul #‘he seems to think that worth is something that you have to keep topping up’ or whatever that line is #ahhhhhh #Discworld #unseen academicals #and oh yeah I’m so much of a simp for Otto Chriek #that the line about William lying on the pitch next to his iconographer is always enough to make my day

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starsinthewind · 1 year

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listen i mean, i get it, make tumblr unappealing to corporations but one also has to acknowledge that running tumblr is probably super fucking expensive and everyone is gonna run tumblr into the dirt

#you guys say fuck corporations but every time i see a harmless blazed post #theres always some jackass saying 'you could've donated to charity with this money'#peoples money choices are none of your business. if it bothers you that much donate yourself #like you guys gotta acknowledge tumblr can't run off crabs and blazed posts alone #and i get not wanting a second twitter #but you're killing our last stronghold

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cj-kenobi · 2 years

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I miss my wife (the ocean)

#help im going to cry #i miss the sea #i wanna be submerged #i want to look at fish #i want to see the sun on the sand and the currents pulling kelp back and forth so it looks like its a huge mass of tentacles #i wanna go look for lobsters and hermit crabs and weird things in the cracks of rocks #i wanna see starfish and anenomes #want to feel the deep and existential horror of looking away from the sea wall and there being nothing but darkness in all other directors #a humility of seeing a ship or a plane sitting at the bottom of the sea becoming a home for some truly unfathomable shit #i miss the sea so badly #i want the cold to be so severe my head tingles i want to taste the salt i want #to turn on a torch and see all the colours that disappear when you swim deep in the sea #i wanna know theres fish nearby but only through the reflections of their scales in my torch light #uuaghhhhhhh i miss her #i love the weightlessness of salt water as well its like your flying or in space or something #its excellent #im going to cry i miss the sea so bad i haven't seen it in months #swimming #the sea #marine biology i guess #<3

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czhybrid · 3 months

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Crab

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piglinwithapickaxe · 7 months

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I haven’t seen enough propaganda on my dash regarding the mob vote. So here’s some propaganda.

VOTE CRAB 2023 CRAB SUPREMACY VOTE CRAB 2023 FOR A BETTER MINECRAFT 🦀

#if I see one more persons say armadillos will make wolves useful #it won’t #they’re not going to be useful #it’s horse armor for dogs #you know how useful horse armor is?#it’s shit #stop acting like this is player armor for dogs #it’s a turtle shell helmet #it’s not even going to look cool it’s literally brown #you want your dog to wear leather armor so it can sit in your house #I’m sorry penguin you’re cute by crab has my heart forever #Crab 2023 #vote crab #its the one true way

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