#I am HOWLING

[ofthecaravel]

Jake Kiszka saying "fine I'll do it myself" and opening for his own fucking band is iconic, unprecedented, and fucking hysterical. Brava, sir

[kink-tomato]

This zine, and I cannot over emphasize how funny this is, is for Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire

[mistressemmedi]

GOOD MORNING TAYLONSO NATION

[corrodedbisexual]

[nightgoodomens]

So you’re telling me Michael gave a role to Georgia of a woman watching two men kiss?

[revvethasmythh]

"O CHANGEBRINGER, my love and sweetness, would you SAAAY--"

[gallapple]

this chapter of Under My Skin

[livetogether--diealone]

HE'S SO REAL FOR THIS

[exactlaptime]

“and that concludes the max verstappen podcast for another grand prix”

[nkogneatho]

ೀ.ᐟ⭒๋࣭ ⭑𝐌𝐈𝐘𝐀 𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐔⭒๋࣭ ⭑ ೀ.ᐟ

[rexxdjarin]

But imagine helping keep Rex relaxed and cockwarmed comfortable while he reviews some reports 👀

Legs kept spread on each side of that man's strong, thiiick thighs, so much so you need to rest against his (strong, warm, delicious) chest to keep balance and comfort, all the while you're speared on his cock 🥵

And Rex, the cheeky mf, keeps caressing and squeezing your thighs, your chest, your waist - any soft place he can reach, tbh - because of course he will, you're his soft, little, beloved stress relieving thing.

And when he's dealing with a particularly stressful report, one big hand finds home between your legs, teasing and pleasing until you come undone around him - because there's no better feeling to relax him than your walls pulsing around him, milking him for all he's worth.

But if you think that's it you're in for a hell of a time, because his clone stamina is something of legend, and there's so many reports to see...

I feel like this rn. Only thing appropriate I can say here because my brain is scrambled thinking about him like this.

Oh the loving and supportive and teasing filth he’d mutter in your ear. About how good you are, how divine you feel, how you melt under his touch, how fucking soft you are for him. You’re his girl. His most beloved, valued, precious and special girl. His girl. You’re his. He’ll say it to you a thousand times over and each time he means it more.

He wants you to come apart around him. To let the silken warmth of your walls suffocate him like he’s dreamed about for weeks. He wants it to be slow, so every tightening muscle in your core pulls him in deeper and the position you’re in let’s him entangle himself in you and around you. You with him ties up his only loose end and knots you together so tightly that nothing in the universe could undo the bond. your souls are woven into one with every shuddering breath you take and every gasp you mewl out in response.

[waitmyturtles]

MILK PANSA

[murraystan]

Those are 100% pictures of the Byers residence in this shot from Murray’s bunker S2E5. The pictures were taken from BEHIND A BUSH.

Murray was skulking behind bushes in Joyce’s yard 2 YEARS before they met 💀

[dude-wheres-my-ankheg]

oh my GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

First, there was Noober.

Then came Neeber, to continue the suffering.

Finally, there was Nüber, and we thought that was it. We thought we were safe.

UNTIL GD LARIAN 2023:

Edit to add:

Where TF was this option in 1998

[effervescentdragon]

i am upset in ways i can not properly articulate