#I am confused

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My stories are weirdly popular with ADHD people for some reason. I’ve had four people with ADHD now tell me “I haven’t been able to focus on other fiction for months, Curse Words and Time to Orbit are the only stories I can focus on” and I have no idea why. They’re just stories out of my brain they’re not designed in any special way.

[bittersweetresilience]

what is it about miraculous ladybug that compels random people to comment about not being caught up on the show or having stopped watching x years ago. have you considered, possibly, that you are not the target audience here

[vigilantfalsehood]

Today on allo things I don't understand.

You people have playlists for adult funtime????

There are songs you listen to, to bang???

What?? I don't understand.

[letarasstuff]

*looks at the Trends on trumblr*

*Misha Collins is trending because WB tOLD HIM WHAT?!?!?*

[captainjacklyn]

WAIT A MINUTE-

I just noticed smt and idk if anyone saw this but

The twins are eating octopus based meals.

IN FRONT OF AN OCTOPUS-

You can't tell me they don't know what they're doing, this is so disturbing but hilarious at the same time.

Floyd is probably like : "And so that is-, I mean was your cousin before she was turned into food."

[matchstique]

*bounce pass*

[c28hunter]

Okay but am I the only one who has no idea who Damon Baker is?

[gayandconfusedmotherfucker]

Is any other trans (FtM or FtNB) person afraid they’re such a hardcore pick me girl? Like I am actually so afraid that I am such a bad pick me girl that I think I’m not a girl at all, but also not?? I have no idea how to describe it lol, (but seriously please tell me thats just weird slight internalized transphobia (I live in a very conservative area) and that’s not actually the case).

[sweet-potato-42]

Tommyinnit posts scare me. He is so unhinged. Half of the stuff he deos is either really funny or extremely puzzling

i dont think theres any word in english that can express the feeling I get whenever that man posts about tubbo. Its some strange mix of confusion, second hand embarasment, thinking its slightlu funny and idk

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

What are these badges I keep seeing everywhere? 🤔

[feathered-serpents]

Bone spaghetti.

[stark-life-is-good]

So like someone please let me know but why is Danny Phantom connected to the Batfam????? It’s the middle of the night and I cannot for the life of me figure it out. Like I don’t hate it but just why?????

[scuddle-bubble101]

*A short(4ft) golem of clay came in and offers a glowing banana* Care for banana?

Why... Why is it glowing mister golem sir?

[crow-obsessions]

I've seen a few people refer to Astarion as "sad Fenris" at this point and like... Was Fenris not sad enough already????

[takethebodymarc]

so from what im getting from liveblogs is that quackity has become a jared, 19. yeah?