#I bizarro

[evilhorse]

You can count on me, Mr. C.

(Action Comics #1062)

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

happy pride month

[furiouskettle]

went a little nuts and made a batman au joker and got really invested. i dont even go here.

in short, it's one of the morality switcheroo kinds, so bats is a "villain" (gone full crime eradication mode and stamped out any empathy. bruce has like. taken over gotham and keeps funding cops and surveillance.) and joker's a..... well. hes not a hero but he is here to ruin a billionaire's day and well if he ends up helping people out so be it. He's just a scrungly little guy and that's everyone else's problem.

(yes that is Dick in that one doodle)

[xynczachrome]

Bizarro Smith Siblings

[raishifts]

Bizarro Cole, my next victim in my mecha spree- [someone help both of us, this is getting out of hand-(no pun intended)]

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce: everything the smog touches is our kingdom

Robin!Dick: what about that bright, sunny place over there?

Bruce: that's metropolis. you must never go there.

Robin!Dick: You can’t tell me what to do.

Years later

Clark: Everything the light touches is-

Jon, not even letting him finish: What’s that weird shadowy place?

Clark: *sighs, thinking about Batman’s upcoming rant*

Clark: That’s Gotham.

Robin!Damian: *emerges from the shadows and hisses*

Jon: I think I have a new best friend.

Clark: Just be sure to smile at Batman a lot. He likes that.

Nightwing, Black Bat, Red Robin, and Spoiler: *give the Supers a big thumbs up*

Clark, grumbling to himself: Batman never lets me call him my best friend.

Later

Bruce: And that’s why you’re the only who truly cares, and I-

Jason: Okay, first of all, eww. Stop. Secondly, I’ll be right back.

Jason, frantically dialing numbers and lighting signal fires on the manor roof: Where are you, Biz, I need you. Batman’s experiencing emotions.

Later-er

Batman: And that’s why we use the shadows-

Signal: Yeah, that’s not going to work for me.

Batman: Just please tell me you don’t have a best friend related in any way to Superman.

Signal: Uh, no?

Batman: Great. You’re my favorite child.

Signal: Cool.

[qqueenofhades]

Time for a new generational dance craze. I feel it coming on. The Harris Waltz.

WHAT IS GOING ON.

HOW ARE POLITICS FUN IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024, A FEW SHORT MONTHS BEFORE THE THIRD FUCKING ELECTION WITH DONALD TRUMP AS A CANDIDATE.

I DON'T KNOW BUT I WANT MORE.

[luckthebard]

Genuinely confused as to how Mercer got a reputation in the D20 fandom for being a humorless, Rules As Written Robot, inflexible and player-antagonist DM.

Like obviously this is coming from people who haven’t watched him DM on CR but where on earth did the idea emerge from in the first place

[spacedace]

So I just read that Bizarro apparently became the King of Hell at some point and just - the beautiful chaos that this mixed with Ghost King Danny's could bring!

Dp x dc writing prompt time:

JL Dark keeps hearing rumblings that some powerful force in Hell is the favorite vassel of the new High King of the Infinite Realms and is deeply concerned over what that says about the new King and his intentions. Pariah Dark was bad news, but he never had the backing of any of the Hells. This new King defeated Pariah Dark and seems to be making some terrifying friends, which can't spell anything but trouble for the living world.

While trying to investigate they end up getting the Infinite Realms' attention. Danny decides this is as good a time as any to try and make a good introduction with the Justice League and see if he can convince them to stop the Anti-Ecto Act & the GIW. And who better to be his ambassador than his new buddy who used to work with all of those heroes? Bizarro said he was missing his friends anyway, he can visit them while doing Ambassador stuff!

Both JL Light & Dark are freaking out at the news that the Infinite Realms is sending some unknown but high ranking and powerful entity from Hell into the living world for what can only be an initial attack of an invasion attempt. They have no idea who is coming or how bad a fight they are in for. They scramble to get as many people on deck for what they assume to be a fight for thr fate of the world - if not the universe itself - if they can't rebuff this initial invasion.

When the portal opens - much smaller than they expected, honestly - no one is ready for Bizzaro to come out, arms full of brightly wrapped gifts for his friends, looking delighted that so many people came to welcome him back.

[buildbuymode]

looks like someone just gained consciousness and is not so thrilled about it

[mcelroyfamilystaff]

Throwback to that time Amanda was traveling for work and the rest of us got obsessed with the weird house owned by the founder of Yankee Candle and things went a little off the rails.

[evilhorse]

Divorce me, you hideous man. Divorce me all over again.

(Action Comics #1062)

[honeyhoneyplskillme]

omggg i love this

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Superman Animated!: The Villains

By David Jamison

The Heroes

[jays-supersonic-dynamo]

Drew like a dark, fucked up version of the LEGO Dreamzzz main character haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

[mikewheelerfan2022]

The Bizzaro Ninja appear in a singular episode and yet they have taken over Tumblr