#I do NOT ship them

[iconicarunxz]

[sharkfinnz]

jon n fred

[gelatinzz]

err tpot 12 spoilers i thimk i dunno

i liek making the algebralians look more evil than they actually are. i forgot twos 2nd pair of arms on the last image, shhh. hypnotizes you into thinking they’re there

[hikaaa-bi]

i get why sam is unwilling to believe anything that alice says and i get why alice is doing what she’s doing and i get why sam wants to research the magnus institute and uuggghhhhh,, when two characters are in the wrong but also in the right and that drives a wedge between them

[octopiopa]

ok but can u name a more iconic duo

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

I hate both of them so bad

[unformula1]

day 1!! of loscar posts until we get a loscar podium.

[cat-and-books]

Hot take that some of you probably don't see as hot: I don't understand how people are like... Excited about Beetlejuice and Lydia's apparent 2nd wedding ceremony.

Every single clip I've seen of it in trailers, Lydia is tense, her eyes are wide, that woman is UNCOMFORTABLE. You could argue that's how she is in general, but if she was okay with the marriage, she'd relax a little bit. And it's probably only happening because of a new deal. A mother would do anything for her child, even in a strained relationship.

Slightly long ramble to say I hope Beetlejuice gets eaten by a sandworm again before the ceremony can finish.

[the-stars-sigh-when-i-get-high]

Peeta is as stale as the bread he chucked at Katniss’ head

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

At first Percy thought that Luke was cute- just cute. And then this happened:

And now Percy wants Luke to hug him and hold him and talk about their shitty parents together

[kira-anon-uwu]

Tubbo tries to get his god damn divorce

word count: who fucking knows

summary: no

~-~-~

"Tommy,just sign the fucking papers."

Tommy got on his knees, wailing at his beloved husband. "No, please! I'll change, I'll be a better man! What if Molly married you as well?"

"More marriage isn't going to fix the situation, just sign the divorce papers!"

"But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But-,", Tommy stuttered, wimpering, "But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But… Think of our children, Tubbo…"

He gestured to the corner, where James Marriott and Jack Manifold were sitting.

"Goo-goo ga-ga,", said James, in a very deep and monitone voice.

"Yeah, no, I'm not fucking doing this,", Tubbo sighed, in a very bitch-like manner, as he got up and left.

He decided to take a long walk, to clear his head and question how he got to this point, eventually getting his phone out and calling the only friend he had with experience in The Law.

Quackity waved as he answered, on facetime somehow despite Tubbo calling him on discord. "Hey man, what's up?"

"Hey, Big Q; do you know anything about divorce court?"

"Not a damn thing, I missed that class to watch a soap opera on stream. what'd you need?"

"Could you be my lawyer? I'm trying to get Tommy to divorce me, but he only wants to talk about kissing without tongue and balls."

"Yeah….. About that…….. I'm actually already his lawyer, so……….. Yeah sorry. Too bad you guys didn't have a pre-nup, bye!"

Tubbo sat there in incredibly shocked silence after the man hung up. Yes, sat; man decided to sit in the middle of the sidewalk to ponder where it all went wrong.

His phone pinged, and he saw a message from Quackity telling him that the 'consultation' he'd just gotten was going to cost him $1 million dollars.

Tubbo could afford that, he was a multi-millionaire and a Tory after all, but not having a lawyer on his side didn't leave him with many options. Well, he *did * have one…..

Murder was legal in the UK if the victim was Tommyinnit; the Queen had spoken it into law when she got her restraining order. May lizzie rest in peace, and all that

Tommy had invoked squatters rights in his efforts to 'save their marriage', and had refused to leave Tubbo's home at all times since every second was a second for him to be wooed. Tubbo had shoved him in the closet where he belonged, hence Tommy's lack of streams as of late, so it would be incredibly easy to murder him and claim his wealth.

More money to the hoard, since Tubbo was a rich Tory that disliked the poor. wow that rhymed, regular eminem in these parts.

Anyways Tubbo got home and committed a horrible, unspeakable crime that will not be spoken so he didn't have to put up with any more of tommyinnit's bullshit.

Dragging the corpse to court gave him an easy win, and a medal of honor for taking out one of the nations loudest people that kept up the corrupt politicians all night.

tubbo got the kids and money and married someone famous and hot. idk who pick some hot guy out of a movie that you'd ship with tubbo and that's his happy ending.

The end.

[kevindavidday]

„made all my moments your own“

„you were my everything and all that you did was make me fucking sad“

„shut them all out for you cause i was a kid“

this is the toxic thing that happened between kevin and riko and you can‘t tell me otherwise (by the way OBVIOUSLY i don‘t ship them this is purely for pain reasons)

purely for pain reasons is so true btw ur so real for that

'you ruined everything good always said you were misunderstood' tooo its soooo them the whole ending is them just fucking leave kevin alone riko 😭😭😭

[srivera4]

Vash and knives as babies

Source: thattwinmama

[fanaticalarts]

"Burger Time"

With all the HH/HB fanart I've been manically working on recently, I started feeling bad for ignoring all my planned Undertale pieces. And then I thought... 'Wait. Sans and Fizz might actually get along pretty well.'

Anyway, expect more crossover works of these two goofballs.

[amazingmaeve]

THE WALKING DEAD

— 4.12 | “Still”

[fritzthepiratefox]

have not had the motivation to draw so take this