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pencilcat · 2 years

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#i found this on my phone and it still remains relevant #especially with Twitter quite literally going up in flames right now

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saewokhrisz · 8 months

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2/2 "gift"

#happy 2/2 people enjoy #[shuts off my phone and opens p3r]#albeit im posting this according to japanese time because im too excited to sit on it more...#this is actually based on a real story i bought a pomegranate two weeks ago and found out it was rotten when i tried to peel it i was so sa #shuake #ren amamiya #goro akechi #persona 5 #persona #fanart #my art #comic

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payasita · 3 months

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You have something to say to the universe

#in stars and time #isat #isat spoilers #found a sketch in my phone and went YAY SOMETHING I CAN BE MESSY WITH #hes ok<3

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sinfullyrosey · 6 months

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Y/N, looking at Azul’s baby picture: Oh wow, you were so shaped. So squishy and soft. Full of so much chub to love.

Azul: What are you talking about?? I was a fat, ugly octopus!

Y/N: Fat? Yes. Ugly? No. You were a proper butterball, of whom I would have held and kneaded like dough. Bake you right into an adorable cutiepie.~

Azul: I don’t know what is wrong with your brain and eyes, but I most certainly was not adorable as a kid! Now give me that- *tries to swipe back the picture*

Y/N, dodging him: Nope. You were lovable and round and oh-so baby.~

Azul: I was unlovable! Not like I am now!

Y/N: Oh shut up, that’s just the insecurities and unresolved childhood trauma talking!

Azul: My younger self would ink himself if he saw me now!

Y/N: You peaked in your childhood and will never reach that same level of endearment until you reclaim the chub you so foolishly threw away.

Azul: . . .

Y/N: Your childhood longing is calling, Azul. Answer it.

[Jade and Floyd watching this all go down in the doorway]

Floyd, shoveling popcorn into his mouth: Yeah, Azul, answer it!

Jade: Yes, heed their words, Azul, so that we can partake in your chub too.~

#Twisted Wonderland #TWST #Azul Ashengrotto #Floyd Leech #Jade Leech #Azul Ashengrotto X Reader #GN!Reader #found this old thing and found it stupidly funny #I think I wrote this at like 3AM when I couldn't sleep or something..?#I know I wrote more short joke fics and they're all on my phone somewhere in my notes but I can't find them

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freakvampire · 2 months

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PLEASE tell me there's more pictures from this shoot. there have GOT to be more pictures from this shoot

#WHY HE GOT SO MUCH LEG!!!!!!#WHO GAVE YOU ALL THAT LEG!!!!!!!!#mash #hawkeye pierce #benjamin franklin pierce #alan alda #hawkeye mash #found these randomly floating in pinterest. my pinterest just keeps showing me nice pictures of alan alda and i can't say im complaining #it's like. a widget on my phone screen so it'll show me random images every few hours #herbtxt

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uglygirlstatus · 4 months

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does anyone know where this came from. I can’t stop looking at it

#the goldfinch #I found this saved on my phone from 3 yrs ago and I cannot track down the source for the life of me #t #I think it was from Twitter which is of course impossible to find anything on now

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months

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My Lawyer is going to Get Your Ass.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #wei wuxian #lan wangji #elle woods #That's right. All this time I was building up towards this punchline.#The pink legal eagle Elle Woods is canonical to the PD-MDZS universe. This will make no sense if you are new around here.#The phone lwj pulls out of his bag of holding has one function. And it's to call Elle Woods. An omniscient and legendary cultivator.#The mandarin is very messy but probably self explanatory. I can only hope it is legible...#Referencing Danganrompa (Sore wa chigau yo!) and Ace Attorney was not on my bingo card for things I would end up doing-#-but it has happened and I am rolling with it. Even if it means a lot is going on in this comic!#the core joke here is that wwx finds himself in a impromptu court and gets a lawyer involved.#A lawyer AU fits these characters so well I am once again blinking long and slow at everyone who’s made an AU for it #Not a single whisper of story analysis in these tags today. It's pure whimsy on the menu.#I am placing a little treat outside of your door. It's a cold world out there and there is so little whimsy to be found.

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dukeofthomas · 3 months

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Here's my controversial opinion; if you're trying to write Bruce as a non-abusive, good parent, you should also write him respecting his kids' privacy, boundaries, and not stalking&surveying them.

#my dc posting #dc #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #looking thru ur kids phone tracking them giving them no privacy etc etc is deeply damaging #but yall aint ready for the ''stalking is their love language' is super toxic' conversation </3 #also can we retire the JL being completely chill about it. 'batman just knows things' not being bothered their secret identities were found #out etc can we. stop coddling the batfam #i just need someone anytime to please just call them out like 'hey dont fucking surveil me' like that is actually extremely unethical #and its frankly not hard to write a batman who doesnt invade his kids privacy n boundaries etc #controversially when reading fic where theyre supposed to be healthy n getting along i want to actually feel like its deserved n good for t #hem #instead of sitting there going 'woo thats toxic' 'oh that even worse' 'why are we passing over all that'. like i dont wanna be thinkin they #should go no-contact when its supposed to be fuffy n good :(#like if you can write away the hitting n other abuse why is this the one thing that just must always stay #like genuinely it aint hard to write a parent not stalking their children. actually maybe i should remind you all that stalking is not good #or funny #like i feel like w all the joking some of us are actually forgetting its not good. ever. like absolutely never dont stalk ppl #eh idk. this is why i cant stay in any one fandom too long bc i start developing Opinions which inevitably make me hostile to like #90% of the fandom's content 😔

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claraoswalds · 3 months

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#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition

#dwedit #doctor who #mrs flood #fifteenth doctor #the master #jacobi!master #tenth doctor #jack harkness #martha jones #twelfth doctor #ninth doctor #*#okay here is my argument: mrs flood IS a time lord but her presence here has nothing to do with the doctor #instead she's here because of ruby. she's seemingly part of/related to the pantheon of discord & we know that ruby is connected to them too #so i think that she was deliberately placed as ruby's neighbor by the pantheon/oldest one/ruby's mom/? in order to watch over her #it also explains why she was there to check on ruby in 1.04. once she realizes she's on the phone w carla she says 'nothing to do with me'#and she leaves. which implies that it COULD have had something to do with her. if it had been something else going on #ANYWAY. to get to the time lordness of it all. rn i personally believe that she's a time lord that's been hiding on earth for 50+ years #bc i don't think she recognized the police box as a tardis initially. that first quote should be taken at face value.#instead picture this: she's watching over ruby as per usual. a police box is there - weird but nbd. then it dematerializes in front of her.#she drops her groceries. she's shocked. she kinda looks scared. if she already knew it was a tardis why would she react like that?#so imo she knows OF tardises. she DIDN'T know the police box was one. and she's worried the time lords have found her hence the fear.#but when nothing happens and nobody comes at her she realizes she's still safe #later when she sees the doctor she realizes the tardis is his/he must be a time lord. he doesn't identify her but that's happened before #so then when she asks him who he is i think what she's actually asking for is his title. WHICH time lord are you.#bc lbr if she knows abt tardises then she knows about time lords and if she knows abt time lords she knows what it means for ruby #to be joining him - and that's why she wishes ruby good luck. meanwhile this is clearly the outcome she WANTS (them to be together)#bc she gets visibly upset when the doctor seems to decide to leave without ruby.#and for once i'm not master clowning bc the list of names the doctor gives out is VERY interesting. some of them we've never heard before:#the bishop; the conquistador; later he adds the pedant and sagi-shi and reiterates the bishop AGAIN. so i wonder if she's the bishop.....

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ink--theory · 6 months

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i believe agent 8 and parallel canon should kiss, as a little treat :3c

#ended up doing 2 versions cuz my phone is dumb and thought it didn't save the 1st time so I ended up redoing it :/#found out it DID save so I just ended up making a ver. with my agents and a more 'canon' looking ver. lol #splatoon #side order #agent 8 #agent 4 #parallel canon #agent 32 #ig??????#my art shit #'I can fix her' <- agent 8 after her 20th battle against parallel canon or smth idk

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barbsart · 1 year

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Honey what’s wrong you haven’t even touched your spookies (spirk cookies)

#I forgot I made these but I found them while scrolling through my phone gallery instead of going to bed #star trek #spirk #spock #kirk #spock/kirk

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canisalbus · 3 months

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I found Machete and Vasco in my attic.

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#again I get push notifications for new asks #so out of nowhere my phone just informs me someone has found my characters in their attic #oh so that's where they were all along #Machete the guardian spirit of ash and cigarette butts #irl Vaschete sightings #coldwarr098

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moonlit-dreamers · 4 months

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the cast in shitty pride merch

eclipse doesnt get a shirt but he does get a mug

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charaznablescanontoyota · 7 months

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portrait of the artist with 10 minutes left at work

download mad rat monday my final message

#i put my bluetooth headphones on and my phone started autoplaying mad rat monday #and i was like. yeah. sure. this is what we're doing i guess #i also mask at work it was just funnier to draw my completely neutral base expression #edit oh god chongo found this. big fan of your work. the rest of you are not getting this post sorry

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hedgehog-moss · 6 months

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Scrolling through your blog makes me feel like I'm stumbling through an unnaturally silent snowy forest with no knowledge of how I got here or how I'll return home. The vibes are excellent 100/10

That's such a lovely description! thank you <3 I think the answer to the questions of how you got here and how you'll return home is simple: by following Pandolf's eerie and whimsical wanderings.

#ask #i searched my phone for photos that matched your description and this is the best i found

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gilfodile · 29 days

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let's lament

#isat #in stars and time #isat siffrin #siffrin #odile.png #“hey misty do you ever do anything other than redraws-” no. next question #anyways this is a redraw of the art for mili's mini album let's lament #did you know i love mili. have you figured it out yet. i really love mili's music.#i'm not into pm or anything i was just into this band since high school #that aside i found a new outline brush. not sure if i'm feeling it yet #still trying to find one that matches what i use on pc....#and yes! this was also done on mobile! i have not drawn on my pc in weeks. whipping out my phone to draw with is too easy

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