#I got goose

[ailithnight]

DPxDC Prompt #8

Danny was practicing shapeshifting with Amorpho when he felt the tug of a summoning and heard the distant words drifting into his mind.

Normally Danny would just ignore it. Or if it seems like this was a group that needed some sense scared into them, he'd shift into his Horror form and terrify them into never pulling this shit again. But then he heard them mention live sacrifices, and Danny just had to step in before that happened. So he let the summoning pull him on through, briefly forgetting he was shapeshifted into a... less than ideal form.

Danny lands in the circle right on top of one of the intended sacrifices, a group of people in weird outfits and, is that guy green? Irrelevant. Immediately Danny on knows something is very wrong. His powers feel muted and far away. His form suddenly feels, locked somehow.

He casts his gaze across the summoning circle and, to his horror, recognizes the binding ritual. These cultists wanted to bind and seal him in one of these mortal's bodies after they were sacrificed. But they fucked up the spell. Or maybe Danny fucked it up by coming in too soon? Irrelevant again.

What matters is the spell went sideways. Instead of locking Danny into one of the sacrifice's bodies, it locked him into his own form while pulling most of his abilities just out of reach. Now he's here. In the shape of- He's stuck as-

"Dude, is that a pigeon? Did the Ghost King, like, send you to voicemail?"

[skizabaa]

"It's a lovely night in Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza-Plex, and you are a horrible goose."

One of the most unique, silly and joyful fics ive read, it's been an instant favorite! Fanart of the lovely Untitled Goose Fic by the wonderful @eyndr-stories!

[razzygoat]

Fandom when the character advertised as a terrible person acts like a terrible person

[umbramira]

late night doodle of wuk lamat 🥺

[nosnexus]

Farewells at the End of All Things...

[maliciousalice]

The Janeway Maneuver

[polar-equinoxx]

reunion.✨

[mostlybirdsandphotos]

one of my favourite shots from yesterday's outing at the lake

[pintshipper]

my pathetic girlfriend who i am very sane about

[victrfeli]

oh okay

[moon-mirage]

Here you go, @firstdragonlady , comedic book-Hayffie (including a goose) because that's how they work best for me:

I think Haymitch would enjoy introducing his feathery friend to his feathery lady. 😂

Bonus: And for an extra dose of snarky Haymitch, I love the idea that he names his geese after some variation of Effie:

“That right there is Effily. Silly little thing. Then there’s Effina and over there is the great Ephigenia. She’s the loudest one, always making noises. I can’t get her to shut up for just five minutes.”

Effie … is not flattered. 😂🪿

[stopthatfool]

"And here we are in heaven. For you are mine... at last!"

Nick and Carole on their wedding day! Based on the headcanon I made in this post where their first dance song is: At Last! By Etta James! (Mav took this photo)

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

this joke is just for me tbh

[rainblescake]

dw guys nothing bad is gonna happen, they're just pretending! oh... oh wait he meant the other ones nvm

more eyestrain-y one under the cut that I ended up not liking as much bc you can barely see the starlings

[nosnexus]

Tim, your back-up is ready to go!

[vaggieslefteye]

CHARLIE MAGNE from HAZBIN HOTEL (2019): Pilot - "That's Entertainment" ↳ "So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption?"