#I got stung bc i forgot there was a wasp nest by the bins outside of my flat | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

1d-trashcan · 1 year

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On a scale of 1 to “I asked my mum to drive to the bins with our rubbish bc what if I get chased by a wasp walking the 50 meters to the bins and die”, how bad is your wasp phobia?

#I got stung three years ago and thought it would help #nope #wrong kind of accidental exposure therapy #I got stung bc i forgot there was a wasp nest by the bins outside of my flat #and as of two days ago those same bins are now free wasp real estate #so what if?? WHAT IF I DEVELOPED AN ALLERGY TO WASP VENOM AFTER I GOT STUNG??#THIS IS A TRACKER JACKER SITUATION WE DON'T KNOW THE WASP AGENDA #this is schrodingers allergy #thanks for coming to my alarmist wasp propaganda meeting #stay safe kids!

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