#I hate coffee

[morose-magnetrix]

They put coffee in my vanilla chai >:(

[lunion]

FFFFFFFFFFUGGING COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[spearmaster-rw]

Surprise meme

Havr fun

:3

[frayedcircus]

i don’t like coffee much :(

[aromantisk-fagforening]

You've seen the thing about replacing meals with pills and such. But I'd rather switch out drinking with something easier.

Because

fluids can be spilled, destroying computers, electronics, paper, paper and did I mention paper.

water doesn't always taste good

tasty drinks usually have caffeine, making them addictive, and addiction is frustrating

tasty drinks (incl. without caffeine) often have a lot of sugar and acidity/sourness and thus are awful for your teeth

if you drink too much that's annoying

if you drink too little that's annoying

tasty drinks are expensive, or at least cost more than water

sometimes you buy what you think is a tasty drink and it fuckings sucks.

It's easy to mistake thirst for hunger, hunger for thirst, headache to mean thirst (sometimes true, not always), sleep deprivation as thirst, etc.

dehydration fucks up so many things. just all my homies hate dehydration

did I mention paper? if you have a bad water bottle you can ruin your book. If you are drinking (which you need to do all the time) while you are reading a book/newspaper (which is commonly done) you can taint, destroy, etc it.

I just hate water today. Realistically no one will do anything. But complaining helps.

[juss-bee]

Why are caffeine addictions so annoying 🙄?

I forgot to drink some today and I’ve been plagued with a big headache for 8 hours

[neurodivenport]

I still don't forgive William for saying Chase h8s coffee

tbh chase runs on caffeine and spite

[constablequodo]

Tea or coffee???

Tea! Specfically raspberry iced tea!!

[adorablenonsense]

I made a mistake. I drank a small bit of coffee today. Hello, anxiety, my old friend.

[morekalez]

making sure to drink extra coffee bc i WANT to shit my pants

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

i hate coffee i hate coffee i hate black coffee with not enough sugar i hate black coffee with too much sugar. coffee with lots of oat milk can stay but in the absence of oatmilk black coffee with sugar. i hate you i hate this i hope we both die

[luvrhyune]

guys i got the same antibiotics for my arm (infection) that i had for my uti (water infection) IM CRYINGGG

[pastelchad]

My long morning walks after work would be so wonderful if breakfast food wasn’t the only thing being served

[geesegoosethots]

Yall all this drifting off is making me reconsider my sleep schedule

[nerdlebirdle]

Something something espresso depresso

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3